유머로 여는 수요일~~ 우리가 TV를 켜는 이유


오늘 드디어 마지막 기말 시험입니다. 밤새 공부를 하고... 사실은 놀고 시험을 보러 가야하네요.. 시험은 1시에서 3시반까지.. 어째튼 오늘 정상적인 포스팅은 힘들듯 해서 재미있는 사진하나를 첨부합니다.




우리가 TV를 켜는 이유입니다. ㅋㅋ

그럼 시험보고 뵙도록 하겠습니다..



  1. 이전 댓글 더보기
  2. BlogIcon 노펫 2010.12.15 13:00 신고

    완전 공감이에여....BMG 텔레비젼은 HD 보다는 옛날 티비가 좋겠네요....전기를 아끼기 위해서요...^^

  3. BlogIcon 폼홀릭 2010.12.15 13:07 신고

    이거 간단하면서도 강렬한데요;;;;
    시험 잘보세요~^^*

  4. BlogIcon 그냥 아저씨 2010.12.15 13:37 신고

    기말 시험 잘 보시구요~^^
    우리가 tv를 켜는 이유;;;
    스피커도;;;없고;;;;영어라서;;;
    그냥;;;보고만 갑니다;;;
    감기 조심하시구요~^^;

  5. BlogIcon ★안다★ 2010.12.15 17:02 신고

    역시...외로움이...현대인의 비애군요...ㅜ.ㅜ

  6. BlogIcon 'M군' 2010.12.15 17:25 신고

    아 영어 해석이 안되서 ㅠ

  7. BlogIcon Angel. 2010.12.15 17:57 신고

    낙타님 시험 잘 보고 오세요~^-^

  8. BlogIcon 굴뚝 토끼 2010.12.15 20:49 신고

    웃기지만 슬프기도 하죠.
    특히 혼자 사는 솔로들에게는...^^

  9. BlogIcon 샤프심 2010.12.15 21:31 신고

    대부분 습관적으로 TV를 켜는거 같아요~
    왠지 TV 소리가 안들리면 허전한 듯한 기분이 들곤하더라구요..

  10. BlogIcon 닉쑤 2010.12.16 01:34 신고

    어느 정도 공감가네요. ㅋ

  11. BlogIcon [터프가이] 2010.12.16 08:04 신고

    시험 마물 잘 하세요 ^^

  12. BlogIcon 카타리나 2010.12.16 11:53 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ 맞아요
    어쩔수 없는...제가 요즘 티비님 없어서 허전해요 ㅜㅡ

  13. BlogIcon 즐거운하루이야기 2010.12.16 13:13 신고

    앗~~ 영어 ㅡ.ㅡ;; 영어 알러지가 있어서;; ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  14. BlogIcon Teo테오 2010.12.16 15:06 신고

    저도 습관적으로 티비를 켜는데...
    이래서 켜는 것인지... 다시 생각해보게 되네요^^;;

  15. BlogIcon @hungreen 2010.12.16 16:26 신고

    예..ㅎㅎ 저도 비슷한거 같아요. 밥먹을때나 잠들때나 ㅎㅎ^^
    시험 잘보세요~

  16. BlogIcon hermoney 2010.12.16 16:48 신고

    퇴근후 자취방에 오면 저도 뭔가 항상 켜놓게 되더군요

    아무것도 안키면 너무 조용해요...T_T

  17. BlogIcon 원래버핏 2010.12.16 16:54 신고

    잘 보고 갑니다.
    오늘 하루 행복한 날 되세요.^^

  18. BlogIcon 한스~ 2010.12.17 00:06 신고

    좀 살짝 공감되는데요..ㅠㅠ

  19. BlogIcon 단한방 2010.12.17 13:07 신고

    다들 공감하는 부분인것 같네요.
    습관이라는...^^
    그리고요 위에 보면 클릭n바이, 다음뷰, 미스업을 한곳으로 모아 놨는데 어떻게 하는 건가요?
    알려 주세요.

  20. BlogIcon 달빛천사7 2010.12.17 19:21 신고

    틔위터 팔로우 숫자가 많네염 잘 지내시료 오늘 하루종일 눈이 내렸담니다..좋은 저녁되세염.

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[유머] 스포츠 웃긴 장면 모음



이번주와 다음주가 기말고사 피크라서 제대로 된 블로깅이 힘들어지고 있네요. ㅜ 특히 오늘은 시험이 하나 있어서 포스팅 발행을 못했습니다. 이웃 방문은 물론이구요. ㅜㅜ 기말 고사 시험 준비를 미리미리 했더라면 이렇지는 않았을 텐데, ㅜㅜ 반성의 시간을 가져 봅니다. 그래도 시험이 하나 끝났으니 웃긴 자료를 보면서 기분 전환 해야겠네요. (내일 모레 또 시험이랍니다 ㅜㅜ )



2 HIT!!!
게임이건 스포츠건 콤보가 제 맛



따라하기



허걱...
보는 사람도 아파지는 장면




불꽃 슛,!!!
통키 빙의



이동국 선수의 불꽃 개인기



장대 멀리 뛰기




공던지고 재주 넘기



완벽한 준비 동작




짝짜꿍



철봉



태권 축구



싸이클 선수 팽개치기


웃어야 할지 울어야 할 지



그 쪽이 아닌데...



카메라 농락



기말 고사로 정신 없네요.. ^^
대학생 블로거 분들 그리고 시험치시는 모든 분들 공부한대로 잘 치시기 바랍니다. ^^

  1. 이전 댓글 더보기
  2. BlogIcon DDing 2010.12.07 22:58 신고

    아 이분들... 지못미네요. ㅋㅋ 보는 사람은 재밌지만 당사자들은 얼마나 당혹스러울지... ㅎㅎ

  3. BlogIcon Angel. 2010.12.07 23:11 신고

    덕분에 많이 웃고 갑니다ㅋㅋ
    기말고사 잘 보시기를 빌게요~_~!

  4. BlogIcon 검은괭이2 2010.12.07 23:18 신고

    아, 완전 웃고 갑니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 근데 짝짜꿍 저거 싸우는 거죠? 정말 짝짜꿍 하는 것처럼 보입니다^^;;; ㅋㅋㅋ

  5. BlogIcon Reignman 2010.12.07 23:29 신고

    반 페르시....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    불쌍해서 어쩌죠? ㅜㅜ
    이거 넘 재밌습니다. 선리플 후감상입니다. ^^

  6. BlogIcon 오스칼&앙드레 2010.12.08 00:24 신고

    이동국의 불꽃 개인기부터 슬슬 발동 걸리더니.. 뒤로 갈수록 아놔.ㅠ.ㅠ

  7. BlogIcon ☆북극곰☆ 2010.12.08 00:29 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ 골키퍼 보니까 생각나는데...
    언젠가 조기축구 하다가 제 얼굴 맞고 골이 들어간적이 있죠.
    그러나 저는.......공격수가 아니라 골키퍼랍니다. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  8. BlogIcon sky~ 2010.12.08 01:03 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 재미나네요 ㅋㅋㅋ

  9. BlogIcon 마음노트 2010.12.08 01:04 신고

    저도 잼나게 봤습니다.
    대학시절은 원래 그렇게 그렇게 보내는거임니다.ㅎㅎ
    암튼, 급한데로 성공리에 시험 잘 마무기를 바랍니다.

  10. BlogIcon 걸어서 하늘까지 2010.12.08 01:08 신고

    꼬마낙타님, 기말고사 잘 치시기 바랍니다~~^^

  11. BlogIcon 하랑사랑 2010.12.08 04:58 신고

    시험 잘 보세요. ^^
    재미있는 영상 잘 보고 갑니다 ^^

  12. BlogIcon 꽁보리밥 2010.12.08 07:06 신고

    자세히 보면 배꼽잡을 장면이 많은데 아쉽군요...ㅎㅎㅎ

  13. BlogIcon 언알파 2010.12.08 07:51 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 아 진짜 웃어야할지 울어야할지..ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  14. BlogIcon 테란 2010.12.08 08:21 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ 웃고 갑니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  15. BlogIcon Teo테오 2010.12.08 08:32 신고

    태권축구 대박이네요 ㅋㅋ
    아침부터 잘 웃고 갑니다^^
    기말시험 잘 치루세요^^

  16. BlogIcon Boan 2010.12.08 08:44 신고

    재밌게 웃다갑니다.

  17. BlogIcon newbalance 2010.12.08 09:15 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ아침부터 빵 터졌네요.
    통키 빙의 멘트 왜이렇게 웃겨요. 주옥같은 영상 잘봤습니다. 근데 왠지 보면서 안타까운건 왜인지.
    이런게 바로 웃는게 웃는게 아닌?ㅎㅎ 시험 잘 보세요 :)

  18. BlogIcon 머니야 머니야 2010.12.08 09:26 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ정말 잼난거 많네요..따라하기도 욱기고..짝짝꿍..ㅠㅠ
    짤방들만 따로 모아놓은곳이 있나봐요? ㅋㅋ

  19. BlogIcon 워크뷰 2010.12.08 09:38 신고

    하하하 재미있게 모두 보고 갑니다^^

  20. BlogIcon 라이너스™ 2010.12.08 11:02 신고

    카메라 농락이 제일웃기네요.
    저도 순간 놓쳤단.ㅎㅎ

  21. BlogIcon 역기드는그녀 2010.12.22 15:56 신고

    아.. 웃으면 안되는데 안타까운 장면들인데 웃음을 참을수가 없네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 잘 웃고 갑니다.


[유머] 팩맨 실사판


팩맨이라는 게임을 아시나요?
옛날 오락실에 가면 있었던 기억을 해보는데요.
슈퍼 마리오 시리즈와 더불어서 가장 많이 사랑 받았던 게임 캐릭터 중에 하나가 아닌가 생각이 드는데요.
많이 알려진 게임이니만큼 패러디도 많습니다.

오늘 소개해 드릴 동영상은 팩맨의 실사판이라고 유튜브에 떠도는 영상입니다.






한 마디로 말하면 민폐네요 ㅋㅋ
웃기는 하지만 저런거 하지 맙시다 ㅋㅋ


  1. BlogIcon DDing 2010.11.06 18:24 신고

    마트의 상품 전시가 구획별로 되어 있어서 게임 느낌이 잘 사네요. ㅋㅋ

  2. 2010.11.06 18:46

    비밀댓글입니다

  3. BlogIcon 리틴 2010.11.07 02:35 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이거 재미있는걸요 ^^;;

  4. BlogIcon 활기충만 2010.11.07 07:56 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    재미는 있습니다.ㅋㅋ

  5. BlogIcon 꽁보리밥 2010.11.07 11:44 신고

    새 블로그 주소 남겨요.^^
    http://blogtory.tistory.com
    소통용이니 편안하게 오셔도 됩니다.^^

  6. BlogIcon [터프가이] 2010.11.07 12:12 신고

    한땐 팩맨이 최고 게임이었는데 ㅋㅋ
    잘복 갑니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  7. BlogIcon Desert Rose 2010.11.07 17:04 신고

    인터넷이 느려서 게임을 해 볼 수는 없지만,재밌나요??

  8. BlogIcon 달빛천사7 2010.11.07 17:24 신고

    일요일 주말입니다 .
    오늘은 블러그 방문자에 대해서 생각했밧는데 여러기지 생각해바도 방문자가 꾸준희 있고 늘어나는
    꼬마낙타님 블러그 가 좋은거 같네염...

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.11.07 18:06 신고

      방문자가 오르락 내리락 하고 있습니다.
      방문자 유치하려면 주제를 IT쪽으로 잡으면 안될꺼 같아요 ㅋㅋ


[유머] 남자 형제



오늘은 남자 형제의 전형적인 모습을 보여주는 동영상을 소개해드리고자 합니다.
상황은 어버이날 ( Mother's Day ) 부모님께 드릴 동영상과 사진을 찍는 상황인데요 ㅋㅋ
둘이 코미디를 찍네요.. ㅎ







동생이 있으면 말 더럽게 안듣죠 ㅋㅋ
모든 남자 형제들이 저렇다는 건 아닙니다. ㅎㅎ
일요일을 보내는 포스팅이었습니다. ( 내일은 월요일이네요 ㅜㅜ )


  1. 2010.10.03 21:00

    비밀댓글입니다

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.10.04 10:03 신고

      흠...
      다음뷰 베스트와 다음 메인은 다르게 관리되지 않나요? ㅎ저도 잘 모르겠네요 ㅜㅜ

  2. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.10.03 21:35 신고

    헐... 형제가 힘좀 쓰게 생겼는데.ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    둘이 싸우면 조폭 들 싸움 처럼 보이겠답..ㅎㅎ

  3. BlogIcon 에우르트 2010.10.03 22:07 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 동생도 쌔게 생겻는데
    당해주네요 ㅋㅋㅋ 잼께보고갑니다

  4. BlogIcon DDing 2010.10.04 09:00 신고

    ㅎㅎ 저도 형제 중 동생이라죠. ㅋㅋ





재밌겠다..


  1. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.08.14 11:47 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
    그저 웃지요..ㅎㅎㅎ

캐치마인드 화가들의 작품들 ( 캐치마인드 개드립 )



요즘 캐치마인드 개드립 이라는 제목으로 많은 게시물들이 올라오고 있는데요.
넷마블에서 서비스하고 있는 게임인 캐치마인드에서 재미있는 그림을 그린 것을 말합니다.
그림을 그려서 글자를 맞추는 게임인데요.
작품성이 나날이 늘어가고 있습니다. 나중에 정리해서 포스팅 하겠습니다. ^^
그전에 맛보기로 몇개를 소개해 드리겠습니다.





창의력이 넘치거나 난독증이 심하거나 ㅋㅋㅋ
묘사력을 키우고 싶으시면 캐치마인드를 해보세요~~


  1. BlogIcon 머니야 머니야 2010.08.09 10:49 신고

    헉....프로그램이름이 무척 쇼키잉 한데요? ㅋㅋㅋ 개드립..이거 원래 정치판에 대고 욕할때 쓰는 은어 아니던가요? ㅋㅋ

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.08.09 13:23 신고

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    Shanahan appeared to fault everything upon miscommunication however it talked to some sideline within disarray. The ball player is actually cleaning away physicians? The actual trainer is actually inventing discussions towards the press? That precisely is within cost close to right here?

    When it comes to degree associated with Griffin's most recent damage, that understands at this time? A good MRI is actually planned Mon. In the beginning Griffin stated this did not really feel any kind of even worse compared to Dec damage. After that following the online game, because points stiffened, he or she accepted it may be even worse.

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    He or she did not understand following the online game. He or she did not understand within the online game. He or she is not designed to understand. He's, since the soccer program trained him or her nicely, designed to lay in order to their trainer as well as convince their teammates which he is indestructible as well as invincible.

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    Who Should Be an All-Star Starter, Blake Griffin or Tim Duncan?

    The starters for the 2013 NBA All-Star Game will be announced January 17th, and it seems that the final frontcourt spot in the Western Conference is going to come down to Blake Griffin and Tim Duncan.

    Both players have had very good seasons, and both are forwards for top-three squads in the NBA, but the way it's looking, only one of them will be grabbing a starting spot.

    Vote totals were last announced on January 3rd, and it showed Griffin with a substantial, yet potentially surmountable lead. Griffin's vote total was approaching 600, 000, while Tim Duncan was about 240, 000 votes behind him.



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    If we were to take the players that "should" be starting, it would be Kevin Durant (who is second behind Kobe Bryant in Western Conference voting), Duncan and Griffin. Dwight Howard isn't having the year that either of the other two are having.

    So who is having the better season? Well, that's going to take a few questions before we can really nail down an answer.

    As far as being a certifiable All-Star goes, there are a lot of qualifications a player must meet. Obviously it helps if he's on a good team, but the impact he makes on a team can be taken into consideration regardless of the team's record.

    Overall, it's wise to look at how productive a player has been statistically, while balancing a more intangible-based observation at the same time.

    Of course, you can't ignore the fact that this game is for the fans, that's why they vote. There is some intrinsic value in how fun it is to watch a guy play basketball.

    That being said, the most basic place to start is to look at each player statistically.

    Tim Duncan is coming into the home stretch averaging 17. 1 points per game on 50 percent shooting. He's piling on 9. 6 rebounds, 2. 7 assists, and a combined 3. 5 blocks and steals, all while committing just 1. 7 fouls per game and turning the ball over twice.

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    Both players have shown an impressive amount of improvement compared to last season—only when you're talking about Duncan it's not so much improvement as it is a "turn back the clock" type season.

    The thing that impresses me most about Duncan is the fact that he is anchoring San Antonio's defense without the help of an above-average frontcourt player to manage the post alongside him.

    Duncan's improvement is almost solely responsible for bringing defense back into the forefront for the Spurs, as San Antonio's defensive efficiency ranking moved from 10th in the league last season to fourth this year.

    In reality, he is a legitimate Defensive Player of the Year candidate.

    Meanwhile, Griffin has shown a ton of improvement compared to a season ago in a way that makes it seem he's taking the necessary steps to really become a much better player in the coming seasons, and it's starting this season.

    Pretending he doesn't have a post-game is a part of the past. Few players have as strong a drop-step, and his hook shot is becoming a piece of beauty.

    On top of that, his mid-range shot is steadily improving; he's shooting 38 percent from outside of the paint, compared to 34 percent two years ago.

    Griffin takes high-percentage shots directly at the rim because he can. He's able to get there as easily as any other big man in the NBA.

    Going further, Griffin is the perfect example of a guy who needs to be in the All-Star Game, if only because his game is so entertaining.

    If we're talking about a guy who can contribute to a team, become an unquestioned leader and is just a stellar basketball player overall, then Duncan deserves to have the start.

    However, this is an All-Star Game. These two players have had very different, yet similar seasons. Both have played a huge part in the success of a very good basketball team, and both have their strengths and weaknesses at this point in their career.

    I'm more impressed with what Duncan is doing, but an All-Star Game isn't some sort of lifetime achievement award; it's a goofy-midseason game meant to be entertaining.

    Based off that definition of the game, Griffin is your All-Star Starter, as he should be. He's not only the fan choice, but he's got a game that lends itself to these situations.

    The fans are voting for the guy they most want to see, and that's what the All-Star Game is. Griffin has played good enough for people to withhold their outrage when he is inevitably starting over Duncan, http://www.baltimoreravenstore.com/ Ravens Game Elite Limited Jersey, so it shouldn't be too much of a big deal.

    However, if we want to get into a debate over who is more deserving of an All-NBA First Team selection, then the choice is definitely Duncan.

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    持联系了。挺‘酷’的,不是吗?”
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    释说:“Sorry,我的紧急呼叫系统响了,一定有要紧的事谈。”博士碰碰他的耳垂,
    然后就对着空气说起话来。说完之后他赶忙解释说:“我也配置了一套紧急呼叫系
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    够‘酷’?” 会议继续进行。盖茨与葛罗夫时不时相视而笑,心想这回注定要把IB

    大老板的风头压下去了。
      当天的会议谈判终于结束了,三巨头正准备寒喧几句,郭士纳身上却突然传出
    “哗、
    哗”的声响。“Sorry,我身上的紧急传真系统启动了......”说着,郭士纳从他的西
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    看,传来的正是今天的会议纪要。”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Microsoft公司今天宣布,将把公司名称改为"Moft",
    以节约用户的硬盘空间。据估计典型安装的Windows 95中
    大约有284万2千5百97个地方重复了"Microsoft"这个词,
    如版权提示、最终用户许可协议、“关于Windows 95"等。
    在改名以后,安装Windows 95的用户可以节约14MB的硬盘。
    此消息发布之后,股票市场上的硬盘厂商股价略微下挫。
    Moft公司总裁Bill Gates说:"此举的意义并不在于可以
    节省用户多少硬盘,而是可以把Windows 95装在13张盘上
    发运给用户,而不是以前的14张。仅此一项每年节约的介质
    费用就高达5千万美元。我们还将缩短其他产品的名称,如
    "Microsoft Exchange"将改名为"Moft Pit"等"。Bill Gates
    拒不承认这次改名是由于所谓的Windows 95支持的长文件名
    实际还是使用8。3文件名而引起的。但他承认"MICROSO~1"
    的确看起来有点怪。
    Gates先生称,那个发现能够节约硬盘空间的小程序员已经
    免费获得了一套"Moft off for Moft Win 95"

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    PCMCIA:People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms(人们不能记住电脑产
    业)

    ISDN:It Still does Nothing(它还什么都没做)

    APPLE:Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity(傲慢出废品)

    SCSI:System Can't See It(系统不能发现它)

    DOS:Defunct Operating System(不存在的操作系统)

    BASIC:Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control(比尔抓取企业控制(杆)的企图)

    IBM:I'll Bounce Microsoft(我要撵走微软)

    DEC:Dot't expect Cuts(别指望降价)

    CD-ROM:Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in
    Months(消费型设备,被宣布在数月内废止)

    OS/2:Obsolete Soon, too(也将很快废止)

    WWW:World Wild Waite(全球等)

    MACINTOSH:Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
    Hangs(大多数应用程序瘫痪,要不然就是系统挂起)

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    当你发现你有以下的状况时,这表示你已在 WWW混太久了。

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    --当你在山谷边倾斜的道路上开车,发现再往前走就必死无疑时....
    你还满头大汗的找着 'back'倒退键。

    --当你在阅读报张杂志,每次看到有画底线的标题时....
    你有一股想去按下它的冲动。

    --当好友来你家看看你的宠物时,你却说.... 它们已有自己的
    HomePage了,你可以去看看

    ?--当你在海边欣赏着壮观的夕阳美景时,你却尝试在天空中寻找....
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    --当你迟迟才收到你订阅的杂志时,你会说.... 该死的出版社,使用了太多的
    "内含图型" (inline image)了。

    --当你要别人相信你时,你会习惯的说.... "开括号 EM关括号"我是认真的!
    "开括号斜线 EM关括号"

    --当你再打电话给不在家的朋友而他又不在时,你抱怨着说.... 真是的!错误
    404又找不到...。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    以下是发生在Novell网络系统公司的真实故事:
      顾客:“喂,是技术服务部吗?”
      技术员:“是的。我能为您做点什么?”
      顾客:“我计算机上的茶杯架坏了。这台计算机还没出保修期呢,请问我如何到
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      技术员:“实在对不起。如果我让您觉得糊涂的话,那是因为我自己确实糊涂
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    样。”
      这位技术员此时不得不把电话挂断,他实在无法再和对方谈下去了。原来这为先
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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    WIN98的八大新特征
    1、属性对话框里增加了可供散步的林荫大道。
    2、启动欢迎屏幕的文字换成了:反抗是没有出息的,钻进窗子吧!
    3、硬盘上的文件会发出各种气味。
    4、购买正版WIN98的用户将获赠一个盖茨模样的洋娃娃。
    5、一般保护性错误GPF的级别已由上校降为中校。
    6、WIN98启动时的声音变成了美元硬币碰撞时发出的金属声音。
    7、显示盖茨财富拥有量的财富压力计在任务拦上猛烈的震荡。
    8、如果使用IE以外的浏览器,在地址拦中键入任何网址,将进入MICROSOFT的主页。
    WIN98中的“98”是什么意思?

    最近,有人作了一次民意调查,想看看在用户心目中,WIN98的“98”是什么 含义,
    下面是问卷中出现频率最高的10个答案:
    1、新版的WINDOWS如果用软盘来装,正好是98张。
    2、98%的人购买WIN98后,必须进行硬件的升级才能正常运行新的操作系统。
    3、WIN98最小安装正好占用98M硬盘空间。
    4、WIN98的安装说明书正好是98页。
    5、安装WIN98后,原系统98%的应用程序不能再运行。
    6、WIN98的整个安装过程需要98分钟。
    7、在你成功运行WIN98之前,至少要给微软打98次咨询电话。
    8、有98%的不愿意掏钱升级操作系统。
    9、WIN98必须在98MHZ以上的CPU上运行。
    10、WIN98只有在98MB以上内存的电脑上运行流畅。WIN98迟迟不能发布的原因
    WIN98的发布时间一推再推,外界对此的议论纷纷,最近, 微软总部一高级官员终于吐
    露了真情,说出了WIN98推迟发布的原因:
    1、网景刚发布的Communicator 4.05在WIN98预发布版上运行得过于流畅,因此还需要
    对WIN98的动态连接库作些小“调整”;
    2、比尔?盖茨最近忙于玩他的电子机,没有时间督促WIN98的研发进度;
    3、新的操作系统之所以取名为WIN98,并不是98年发布的缘故,而是指系统的可靠性
    有98%,每启动100次,必然有2次崩溃。目前,新系统的可靠性只达到97%,还得花点
    时间提高1%;
    4、全套WIN98系统压缩也有777M,CD-ROM根本装不下,只有等DVD普及后,WIN98才能
    出台;
    5、开发WIN98的WIN95平台经常死机,严重影响了WIN98的研发进度。

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    发传真
    用户:“我刚买了一台你们的计算机。你们不是说可以用计算机发传真吗?我已经试
    了快一个小时了,可还是发不出去?”
    工程师:“你的modem接好了吗?打开了吗?”
    用户:“模―代―木?什么是模代木?噢,是不是那个调制解调器?那我接好了,也
    打开了。”
    工程师:“那么,你能用它拨电话吗?modem响吗?”
    用户:“响!我还能听到传真机接通后的吱吱声呢!”
    工程师:“那你的文件准备好了吗?”
    用户:“当然准备好了。”
    工程师:“那你按send键了吗?”
    用户:“按了。这些不都写在使用手册上了吗?我完全是按照说明书上的操作步骤一
    步一步做的。”
    工程师:“那就应该能发传真了,不应该再有问题呀!嗯……,啊,是不是你的文件
    格式不对?”
    用户:“文件格式不对?文件不就是写在纸上的吗?”
    工程师:“纸上的?你再说说你的操作步骤?”
    用户:“我先把我要传的文件放在屏幕的前面,然后用调制解调器拨号,听到接通的
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    工程师:“……”

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

    IBM的悲剧

    OS/2为什么敌不过Windows很多行家都认为,IBM的OS/2操作系统优于Windows,但OS/2
    始终未能敌过 Windows,以致于IBM不得不宣布放弃推广OS/2成为交流产品的计划。不
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    性,也分析了IBM与微软的市场策略乃至公司管理方式,但得出的结论都没有说服力。
    近日,一玄学大师给出了一说法,认为根本原因是蓝色 巨人取错了名字。且看,IBM
    的愿意是什么:I Beg Microsoft(我乞求微软)I Beat Myself(我打败了我自己)
    Industry Biggest Mistake(最大的工业错误)……

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 아프리카 최강팀 코트디부아르 경기가 끝나고 기사가 하나 떳습니다.



응??
기자가 피파 게임하면서 코트디부아르를 이겼다고 하네요..


기사 보러가기.



  1. BlogIcon 씨디맨 2010.03.09 21:38 신고

    사진이 정말 게임사진이네요;; ㅋ;

  2. BlogIcon 작은소망™ 2010.03.10 08:50 신고

    헐 낚인건가요 ㅎㅎ
    저는 진짜 경기장면인줄 알았다는
    게임사진이었군요 ^^
    한국선수 선전을 기원합니다...
    2002년 월드컵때의 감동을 다시 느낄수가 잇을지..

  3. BlogIcon 불탄 2010.03.10 13:53 신고

    하하... 재밌게 봤습니다.
    눈이 많이 내린 날이죠. 건강에 유의하시길 바랍니다.


 여러분은 다윈상을 들어보셨나요? 아마 정확한 이름은 모르지만 방송에서도 많이 언급되었기 때문에 많은 분들이 아실 겁니다. 위키피디아는 다윈상을 다음과 같이 말하고 있습니다.

다윈상(Darwin Award)은 미국의 기자 웬디 노스컷이 인간의 멍청함을 알리기 위해 제정한 상으로 자신의 열등한 유전자를 스스로 제거함으로써 인류의 우월한 유전자를 남기는데 공헌한 사람들에게 주는 상으로 이른바 어처구니 없는 죽음을 당한 사람들에게 주어지는 상이다.

  다윈상 홈페이지에는 다음과 같이 쓰여져 있습니다.

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it...


 다윈상을 받기 위한 조건은 다음과 같다고 합니다.

  • 1. 자신의 죽음에 스스로 원인을 제공할 것
  • 2. 정상적인 지적 능력을 가지고 있을 것
  • 3. 신문, TV 보도, 믿을 만한 사람의 증언 등 출처가 분명한 사건

 실제로 일어난 일이며 뉴스나 믿을 만한 미디어에 게제된 자기 자신이 원인이 되는 사건을 후보로 올린다고 합니다.

다윈상 홈페이지 - http://darwinawards.com/


 다윈상 홈페이지를 방문하면 배너부터 멍청한 짓이 눈에 보이죠. 아무튼 2009년 다윈상이 발표되었다고 합니다. 그럼 한번 훑어 보도록 하겠습니다.

 
 먼저 3위는 2009년 6월 3일 노스 캐롤라이나에 사는 Rosanne T.가 받았습니다. 그날 그녀의 동네는 2시간가량의 집중호우로 홍수가 발생했다고 합니다. 이런 날에는 집에 가만히 있어야 하지만 그녀는 맥주를 사러 자전거( 모터 달린 자전거 )에 타고 맥주를 사러 갔다고 합니다.

 하지만 비가 계속 내려서 도로가 침수 되자 경찰은 Rosanne가 집으로 돌아 올 길을 막아 버렸습니다. 하지만 Rosanne는 무시하고 지나쳐 가다가 물에 빠지게 됩니다. 경찰이 얼른 로프를 던져서 그녀를 물 밖으로 끌어 냈습니다. 경찰이 그녀에게 왜 그냥 지나쳤는지 물어보려고, 조수를 부르려는 순간 Rosanne는 다시 물 속으로 뛰어 들었습니다.

 후에 그녀의 어머니가 말하길 아마도 자전거를 다시 꺼내기 위해서 뛰어 들었을 거라고 합니다. 평소에도 그 자전거를 매우 아꼈기 때문입니다.

Me & my Honda
Me & my Honda by Clint M Chilcott 저작자 표시비영리

 다음으로 2위는 플로리다에 사는 Shawn이 받았습니다. 2008년 4월 12일에 발생한 일로 Shawn이 바에서 술을 먹고 운전을 하고 있는데, 차가 막혔다고 합니다. 그러던 중에 갑자기 오줌이 마려워 졌다고 합니다. 하지만 차가 엄청 막혀있었고, Shawn은 길가의 콘크리트 벽을 넘어서 소변 볼 장소를 찾으려고 했습니다. 하지만 65피트( 약 20 미터 ) 가량 추락해서 죽고 말았습니다. 그 넘어에 잔디밭이나 다른 길이 있을 꺼라고 생각했던 벽 뒤에는 낭떠러지가 기다리고 있었던 것이죠.

Race to the underpass
Race to the underpass by robotography (now in the UK) 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지

 대망의 1위는 2009년 9월 26일 벨기에에서 일어난 사건입니다. 벨기에 Dinant라는 도시에서 발생한 일인데, 1위 답게 더블 다윈상을 수상했다고 합니다. 두 명의 은행털이 범이 ATM기에서 돈을 훔치려고 다이너마이트를 설치했는데, 그 다이너마이트의 양을 과대평가 과소평가 해서 너무 많은 양을 사용하여 발생한 사건입니다.

 너무 많은 양의 다이너마이트를 설치하여 ATM기가 아닌 빌딩이 무너져 내려 깔려죽은 사건이라고 합니다. 다행히 그 시간에 빌딩안에 다른 사람은 없었기 때문에 희생자는 두 명의 은행강도뿐이었다고 합니다. 폭발 직후 한 명의 강도가 병원으로 달려갔지만 곧 숨졌다고 하며, 나머지 강도의 시신은 12시간 후에 건물의 잔해 속에서 발견되었다고 합니다.

 그들이 은행을 턴 후 탈출하려고 세워놓은 차는 BMW 였다고 합니다.

The stupid selfportrait
The stupid selfportrait by dhammza 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지

 솔직히 다윈상에는 논란이 많이 있습니다. 사람의 죽음을 갖고 장난 조로 말하는 것 같기도 하기 때문에 인권모독의 이야기도 꾸준하게 나오는 편입니다. 다윈상의 뜻도 "인간의 멍청한 유전자를 자기자신의 죽음으로 제거한 사람" 이라는 뜻이니까 그렇게 생긱이 되기도 하네요.



  1. 123123 2010.05.30 15:01 신고

    과대평가가 아니라 과소평가...

  2. 321321 2010.10.14 01:22 신고

    ㅇㅇ 과소평가임.

  3. 话说有一个水手,在海上待了好几个月,刚上岸。忙赶到一家色情
    小旅馆。他告诉门房想找个姑娘操,但兜里没什么钱。
    门房说操姑娘要40块。看性表演(SEX SHOW)则收20块。

    可这哥们儿在船上赌光了钱,就剩下 5 块钱,”求求您了,
    兄弟。俺在海上,几个月没放了。想个办法,帮帮忙吧!
    PLEASE“水手央求不停。

    门房想了想,收下钱,把水手引到楼上一间屋子里,离去了。

    进到房里,水手环顾四周,除了地上一只公鸡(真鸡!) 外,再无一物。

    实在忍无可忍,水手说服自己,爬地上操了一”鸡“
    以解一时之火。然后悄悄离去!

    两星期后,水手又回来了。”20块在你们这儿能
    干点儿什么?“。这次他赢了点钱。

    门房收下钱,二话不说,又引水手上了楼。却来到另一房间门口。

    推开门,水手见一面墙上的单面透视镜子(ONE-WAY-MIRROR)
    前,围挤着一大群人,正透过镜子在观看两个女的在互相玩儿。

    ”真他妈好看!“水手看得入迷,不由地向站在身边的人评论道。

    “这算什么好看!”那哥儿们头也不回地回答“你要是
    早来俩星期,就能看上一小子在那儿操公鸡了”
    。。。

     

    有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上,
    于是赶紧对那男人说:同志你烟掉了!
    当时那男人楞了一会......
    然后回头瞪着大嫂说: 你才阉掉了!

    香港飞虎队招人听说要求颇高:禁绝七情六欲。
    有一年轻人报考,教官给他做测试:把他的衣服扒了,挂一铃铛在男根上,然后叫一
    穿比基尼的GIRL在他面前一扭一扭的,只听到:呤呤。
    “OUT”,教官说。年轻人不服,“相信教官也一样”。
    于是教官的衣服也扒了,挂一铃铛在男根上,叫一裸体的GIRL在他门面前一扭一扭
    的,
    “呤呤”,年轻人的大响,教官的没动静。
    年轻人服了,沮丧的弯下腰解铃铛,屁股翘得老高。
    “呤呤,呤呤”,教官的大响!
    。。。
    。。。
    。。。
    他是基的!

     

    江青回见外宾,找了一个翻译。要求他要严格安她的意思翻,不许走样。
    外宾一见到江青,立马拍马屁:“Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful".
    翻译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”。
    翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:“where?where?"
    外宾一楞,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底:
    "everywhere,everywhere".
    翻译:“你到处都很漂亮。”
    江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下:“不见得,不见得”, http://www.csnKnicks.com/ Free shipping Knicks Home Jersey。
    翻译赶紧翻成英文:"you are not allowed to
    see, you are not allowed to see."

     

    一养鸡场的种公鸡有些老了,场主决定买一只新公鸡配种。
    年轻的公鸡买来了,趾高气扬地与老种鸡见了面。
    老公鸡说:“我知道你瞧不起我。记着,谁都有年轻的时候。
    今天咱俩来个赛跑怎么样?如果你嬴了,看见没有?”,老
    公鸡指指院子里的小母鸡们,“全是你的了”。
    小公鸡胸有成竹,问:“怎么跑?”老公鸡说:“围房子跑
    20圈,谁先跑完谁嬴。”
    开跑后仅两三圈,小公鸡已领先半圈。至第8圈,小公鸡仅差
    两米就超老公鸡一圈了。这当口老公鸡一声惨叫,屋内的场主
    以为来了黄鼠狼,提着猎枪冲出屋来,只见新买的小公鸡紧追
    老公鸡不放。场主怒火中烧,举起枪一枪便结果了小公鸡。
    场主气哼哼地往屋里走,自语道:“真他妈倒霉,怎么买的公鸡
    都是同性恋?打死四只了!”

     

    父子到公共浴池洗澡. 回到家后.
    儿子对他妈说:"我问爸爸为什么他的那玩儿意比我的大. 爸爸告诉我,
    他的是大卡车, 我的是小蹦蹦车."
    妈妈对儿子说:" 别看你爸的大, 可在家老熄火."
    儿子到他爸爸那里, 说:"妈妈说啦,别看爸的大, 可在家老熄火."
    爸爸哈哈大笑:"别看在家老熄火, 在外头可是从来没熄过火啦."

     
    在一个露天澡堂里,一群强壮的工人在洗澡,
    几只好事的猴子爬上澡堂边的树上观看,
    其中一只猴子边看边笑,越看越觉得好笑,最终笑得掉下树来,在地上打滚,
    其他猴子基觉诧异,扶起它来,问其所笑为何,
    那猴仍笑个不停,道:
    “哈哈...嘻嘻...人类真是一种奇怪的动物,哈哈...
    你看他们的尾巴那么短,还要生在前面...哈哈...

    电脑与人,最本质的区别是什么?
    经论证:
    其一,对于电脑而言,是软件插入硬件;
    其二,对于人而言,是硬件插入软件。

    年青小伙子为新交的女友买一件生日礼物。他们交往时间不长,所以小伙子经仔细考
    虑,认为送一副手套最恰当不过——浪漫,又不显得过分亲昵。
    在女友的妹妹陪同下,他去西尔斯百货连锁店买了一副白色的小羊皮手套。女友的妹
    妹也给自己买了一条内裤。售货员包装时把两件物品弄混了,结果女友的妹妹拿了手
    套,给女友的变成了内裤。
    小伙子没有检查包装的内容,封好后寄给了女友,并附上一便条:

    亲爱的:
    我选了这件礼物,因为据我留心观察。你晚上和我出门时总是不用它。要不是你妹妹
    当时在的话,我本来会选有扣子的那种。可是她用的是短的,容易脱下来的那种。它
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    现在最时兴的作法是把边翻过来,露出一点软毛。

    男人最渴望的一句话?
    男人最恐惧的一句话?

    “我要!”
    “我还要嘛!!!”

    林先生是个出名的花花大少。
    一日,他太太生日,要求林生带她到脱衣舞场去开开眼界,林生被缠的没法子,只得
    照办。
    当他们抵达到脱衣舞场的大门时,身穿制服的侍者立刻往前有礼的说:“林先生,欢
    迎光临!”
    林先生紧张地制止,而林太
    太却怒目而视。
    走进脱衣舞场里,领班过来问到:“欢迎,林先生,是不是还坐老位子?”林太太气
    的脸色已开始发青。
    这时,表演正好开始,脱衣舞娘扭动著腰肢随著音乐的节奏,把身上的衣服一件一件
    地脱下来。当她脱掉最後一件内衣时,
    娇声喊道:“这一件是谁的呢?”“当然是林先生!”全场客人异口同声地说。
    这时,林太太已气昏过去。林先生连忙抱起她,坐上计乘车。
    林太太突然清醒过来,气得大骂道:“你这个骗子混蛋,畜生!”计乘车司机听了,
    转头说:“林先生,你今晚找的这个妞
    儿很泼辣喔!”

    洞房之夜,一对情人突起雅兴,新娘的说:"夫君我俩对一首诗词方可同床."
    新郎说:"好呀,你先出,我若对不上恁凭夫人摆弄."
    新娘说:"你总想占我便宜, 我出了: 花径不曾缘客扫,柴门今始为君开".
    新郎沉思一会儿,说:"有了:满园春色关不住,一只红杏出墙来."
    于是双双......

    一医生刚于集市上买鱼回家,被一妇人拦住日:家有小女急病,请速往.待至妇人家,
    来到二楼小女闺房.医生正治疗时,突然念及楼下买的鲜鱼.便问:底下有猫乎?女作
    羞涩状.妇人日:是病不瞒医,但说无妨.小女日:寥寥数根而已.

     

    一个女大学生定期去一个医生处体检。
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    어익후, 금시초문입니다만, 라디오 구설수는 어디다 흘려먹었데요?
    전 아직도 생생하게 들리네요ㄲㄲ 아주 신선한 충격이었죠ㄲㄲ
    이지혜, 인기 많았을 당시 태연은 저리가라 였습니다.
    소시빠들, 대선배 닮았다는 게 뭐 그리 억울한 일이라고ㄲㄲ

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    Brian Kelly has always been successful. And Brian Kelly has always been a climber.

    That the NFL was on the horizon should surprise no one. Until word broke Wednesday with ESPN saying Kelly has met with the Philadelphia Eagles and there is mutual interest, the horizon still seemed off in the distance.
    Brian Kelly has reportedly interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles. (USA Today)
    The interview, according to the NFL Network, took place Tuesday, just hours after the Irish's 42-14 BCS title game loss to Alabama, a disappointment that only slightly diminished a dream season. Kelly is now said to be out of the country for a brief vacation, an entirely separate bizarre turn. Notre Dame declined to comment on the reports.

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    A Philly fan base desperate for success after the slide under Andy Reid might buy into that. And while he's known as an offensive coach, a developer of talent and a fine motivator, this past season he won with defense in South Bend, a desperate need for the Eagles. Moreover, he's known as a terrific in-game manager, with solid adjustments. There's no need to bring up Reid's reputation on that.

    Still, this would be a leap of faith. Kelly played ball at little Assumption College in Massachusetts, and after a brief stint in political organization he worked his way up slowly through the college coaching ranks. His time at even the highest level of college football is limited – three years at ND and three years at UC, if you consider the Big East that.

    [Related: Manti Te'o's draft stock in doubt after tough BCS title game ]

    At 51 he would arrive as a newcomer to the league, yet lacking the reputation as an offensive savant like Oregon's Chip Kelly, whom the Eagles, among others, also pursued.

    This would be, for Philly, a gamble.

    It would be, for Brian Kelly, a stunning departure also.


    Again, only the most devout Irish fan could believe that Kelly was going to stay forever in South Bend. In truth, the national demands of the job, from recruiting to alumni responsibilities, tend to wear everyone out. Lou Holtz, the last ND coach who wasn't asked to leave, said he was so exhausted after 11 seasons he thought he was too tired to coach anymore. After a brief rest, he realized he was just too tired to coach Notre Dame, so he took the South Carolina job.

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    The Eagles are searching for a replacement for head coach Andy Reid. (AP) He returns a star-studded team, including most of the vaunted defensive line, freshman quarterback Everett Golson and plenty of skill players. Manti Te'o has graduated, but there is plenty of young talent there.

    And more is coming. Kelly is sitting on the current No. 1 ranked recruiting class according to rivals.com, a group flush with the kind of athletes from across the country that Notre Dame knows it needs if it wants to come back and beat an Alabama some day.

    "Winning, " Kelly said earlier this year, "sure does help. "

    Yet just days after brushing aside, but not burying, interest in the NFL, he's reportedly looking at the opportunity to take on another enormous challenge, at the game's highest level.

    For Notre Dame this is a gut-punch. The Irish have suffered through nearly two decades of poor to average coaches while a perception was built that the school could never again be nationally relevant due to strict academics, location, a lack of conference affiliation and a host of other items.

    Then when Notre Dame finally gets a capable coach who quickly proves none of that is true, who restores a measure of glory and has the program primed for even more, it might lose him?

    That quickly? And to the Eagles?

    You could argue this is a classic power play to use NFL interest – real or rumored – into a lucrative contract extension. Notre Dame is the king of those sucker jobs, having once handed Charlie Weis a ten-year deal just because gossip spread that an NFL team might want to talk to him at the end of the season.


    [Yahoo! Sports Radio: Texans' Owen Daniels on rematch in New England]

    The thing is that Kelly was already going to get paid. He was already in the perfect position. He restored Notre Dame, bringing joy to one of the wealthiest alumni bases in major college football. He'd earned his raise.

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    Brian Kelly has always been successful. And Brian Kelly has always been a climber.

    That the NFL was on the horizon should surprise no one. Until word broke Wednesday with ESPN saying Kelly has met with the Philadelphia Eagles and there is mutual interest, the horizon still seemed off in the distance.
    Brian Kelly has reportedly interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles. (USA Today)
    The interview, according to the NFL Network, took place Tuesday, just hours after the Irish's 42-14 BCS title game loss to Alabama, a disappointment that only slightly diminished a dream season. Kelly is now said to be out of the country for a brief vacation, an entirely separate bizarre turn. Notre Dame declined to comment on the reports.

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    Still, this would be a leap of faith. Kelly played ball at little Assumption College in Massachusetts, and after a brief stint in political organization he worked his way up slowly through the college coaching ranks. His time at even the highest level of college football is limited – three years at ND and three years at UC, if you consider the Big East that.

    [Related: Manti Te'o's draft stock in doubt after tough BCS title game ]

    At 51 he would arrive as a newcomer to the league, yet lacking the reputation as an offensive savant like Oregon's Chip Kelly, whom the Eagles, among others, also pursued.

    This would be, for Philly, a gamble.

    It would be, for Brian Kelly, a stunning departure also.


    Again, only the most devout Irish fan could believe that Kelly was going to stay forever in South Bend. In truth, the national demands of the job, from recruiting to alumni responsibilities, tend to wear everyone out. Lou Holtz, the last ND coach who wasn't asked to leave, said he was so exhausted after 11 seasons he thought he was too tired to coach anymore. After a brief rest, he realized he was just too tired to coach Notre Dame, so he took the South Carolina job.

    [Related: Robert Griffin III, other NFL players likely fearful of 'Jay Cutler' treatment]

    Kelly is only in his third season, one in which the Irish arrived in national contention ahead of schedule. This would seem to be the time for Kelly to enjoy the fruits of his labor, to ride the momentum and see exactly what this program can do. He's always been pushing for the next job. Now here was a job he could dig in and see what was possible.

    No, the blowout loss to 'Bama wasn't fun, but no one thought the Irish would get to the title game this year, and no one thinks it's their last crack. The Irish, as long as Kelly was around, were back.


    The Eagles are searching for a replacement for head coach Andy Reid. (AP) He returns a star-studded team, including most of the vaunted defensive line, freshman quarterback Everett Golson and plenty of skill players. Manti Te'o has graduated, but there is plenty of young talent there.

    And more is coming. Kelly is sitting on the current No. 1 ranked recruiting class according to rivals.com, a group flush with the kind of athletes from across the country that Notre Dame knows it needs if it wants to come back and beat an Alabama some day.

    "Winning, " Kelly said earlier this year, "sure does help. "

    Yet just days after brushing aside, but not burying, interest in the NFL, he's reportedly looking at the opportunity to take on another enormous challenge, at the game's highest level.

    For Notre Dame this is a gut-punch. The Irish have suffered through nearly two decades of poor to average coaches while a perception was built that the school could never again be nationally relevant due to strict academics, location, a lack of conference affiliation and a host of other items.

    Then when Notre Dame finally gets a capable coach who quickly proves none of that is true, who restores a measure of glory and has the program primed for even more, it might lose him?

    That quickly? And to the Eagles?

    You could argue this is a classic power play to use NFL interest – real or rumored – into a lucrative contract extension. Notre Dame is the king of those sucker jobs, having once handed Charlie Weis a ten-year deal just because gossip spread that an NFL team might want to talk to him at the end of the season.


    [Yahoo! Sports Radio: Texans' Owen Daniels on rematch in New England]

    The thing is that Kelly was already going to get paid. He was already in the perfect position. He restored Notre Dame, bringing joy to one of the wealthiest alumni bases in major college football. He'd earned his raise.

    No, the interest in the NFL is real. It's always been real, the ultimate spot for an upwardly mobile coach.

    Brian Kelly has always won. Brian Kelly has always climbed.

    In a nervous South Bend, with no obvious big-name, proven successor (defensive coordinator Bob Diaco? )#) standing by, everyone waits to see if the jump comes sooner, far sooner, than they ever imagined.

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 복어는 양반이고 해마도 등장하네요.. ㅋ 멸치 요리는 복불복인듯 합니다.




갈치 새끼도 등장하구요.




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  1. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.02.16 15:24 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ멸치볶음속에 다양한 어종이??

    재밌게 보고 가요.

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    ★허거덩 칼슘의 왕~멸치도
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  3. BlogIcon spk 2010.02.17 20:09 신고

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  4. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.06.24 23:49 신고

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  5. BlogIcon 하은서 2014.10.31 23:01 신고

    와 해마도 먹을 수 있던데






 일기를 써서 검사맡던 초등학교 시절이 새록새록 생각나네요. 제가 3학년때 국민학교 -> 초등학교로 바뀌었으니 저는 국딩인가요 초딩인가요?? ㅋㅋ



  1. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.02.10 09:35 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ웃고 갑니다.

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    큽...너무 쿨한데요...^^;;;;;;;;;;;

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    12 某领导念毛主席语录:“人的正确思想是从天上掉下来的!”,翻过一页,一愣,大声念道:“吗!”。 一部分  甲女:“你的未婚夫知道你的年龄吗?”   乙女:“是的,他知道一部分。” “几天前,我遇到一位姑娘。看见第一眼我就爱上了她。”" 那好啊!可是,你为什么没娶她呢?” “我又看了她一眼"
    13 妻:听说男人们秃顶,是因为用脑过度,是这样吗?夫:是呀!女人不长胡子,正是因为整天喋喋不休下颚运动过度的缘故. 妻:以前你每天送我一束玫瑰,怎么现在连一朵都不送了?夫:“我问你,一个渔夫钓到鱼后,是否还要继续喂它饵呢?” 我听说,你又准备同你丈夫复婚了,是吗?” “是的,我绝不能让这个恶棍在家里一个人自享其乐。”
    14 一位待产妇在阵痛开始后问护士:"我可不可以告丈夫蓄意虐待?" 现代四大傻:下班就回家,挣钱老婆花。给小姐留号码,去酒店点龙虾 有山贼来袭 名老太婆匆匆忙忙地往山洞里钻 村民:阿婆,大可不必跑来避难的.老太婆忿忿地说:山贼也有老的吧!!
    15 有一个外国人很晚才回到家.结果楼下的门打不开.他只好大声往楼上喊""房东太太.你的钢门打不开耶"". 女秘书生气地对经理说:"如果您不提高我的工资,从明天起,我将开始写回忆录." 以前孩子的问题是:妈妈,小孩儿是怎样产生的。现在孩子的问题是:妈妈,怎样才能不产生小孩
    16 一人干银行,全家跟着忙。一人干保险,全家不要脸。一人玩股票,全家跟着跳。一人玩电脑,全家没头脑 小伙子给女朋友挑贺年片。“这张合适,上面写着:向我唯一的心上人致以最美好的祝愿!”“好极了!给我来一打……” 男人总后悔没有得到那个女人,女人总后悔被那个男人得到.
    17 夫妻吵架彼此都说婚前瞎了眼,邻居问:“那你们为什么要结婚?”“结婚使我们恢复了视力。” 市中心一霓红灯广告牌“双汇牌火腿肠”后因某技术失误变成“双汇牌人腿肠”后:“双汇牌人腿”后“又一片人腿”。 儿子日记:“做完作业,叔叔来家夸我做得好,叔叔亲了我妈妈,也亲了我。”妻大怒:“叔叔亲了我,妈妈也亲了我。”
    18 两个醉汉在铁轨上走,一个抱怨道:"这楼梯怎么没个完!"  另一个哼了一声,说:"它的扶手还那么低" “男人和女人看橱窗的方式,有什么不同?”“很简单,女人看物品,男人看物价!” 数学家同女朋友在公园漫步。女朋友问:我满脸雀斑,你真不介意?数学家回答:绝对不!我生来最爱跟小数点打交道。
    19 精神病院里有两位在交谈:我的小说怎么样?“不错就是出场人数太多。”此时护士冲他们嚷道:你们俩快把电话簿放回去. 运动员投篮,连投五次都没有投进.教练道:笨蛋!瞧我的!也投五次,仍不进。“看见了吗?你刚才就是这样投的!” 男:“我将答应你的任何要求,但请你答应我一个要求。” 女:请讲吧,什么要求? 男:永远不要向我提出任何要求。
    20 [爸爸,母鸡的脚为什麽那麽短?]儿子问[傻子!因为母鸡的脚如果很长,生蛋的时候蛋就会破掉了!!] 进化  一只猩猩帮另外一只猩猩看手相面带愁容地说:你的命运很悲惨,你将进化为人…。 教练:有两样东西妨碍你成为优秀足球运动员。球员:什么东西?教练:你的左脚和右脚。
    21 小弟最近买了一辆F1的跑车,在宁沪高速公路上一个小时不到,就到上海了.那位高手,有意和我飙车小弟愿奉陪,并支付后事的费 妈妈:甚麽都涨, 水费、电费、瓦斯费、空污费儿子:总有些东西是降的!妈妈:我聪明的儿子说来听听?儿子:看我的成绩单. 一对男女在公园里面谈情。女:你把眼镜脱下好吗,它弄痛了我的大腿...过了几分钟。女:你把眼镜带上好吗?你亲的是椅子.
    22 吃的挺胖,装的挺像,插着钢笔,不会算帐,晚上只会尿炕! 一只母壁虎对一只公壁虎说了一句话,公壁虎从墙上掉下来!(答案:母壁虎对公壁虎说:“亲爱的,我想让你抱抱我!”) 一天骑摩托车到乡下,不想车坏了。一老农赶着骡车走过来,帮我。他边赶车边感慨地说到:“摩托也要罗(骡)拉”
    23 领导偏袒你,警察让着你,法院向着你,官运伴着你,媳份由着你,吃喝随便你,小蜜陪着你,中奖只有你--做梦 用户你好:我们发现一种新型手机病毒"PIG",在通话时传染。预防措施是每次接听电话第一句话说:"我是猪" 天空为何那么黑?只因牛在天上飞。为何牛在天上飞?只因你在地上吹。
    24 当你读到此信息时,请做以下动作:左手捏右耳,右手捏左耳,并伸出舌头,站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了! 读出下面的字,你将获得月薪2000000的工作,试题如下:簟璁醭歙艽绱癀穑魍旃偬彘硪钚鲥硐蓰。 猫遇老鼠,鼠逃窜进一洞,良久。一水獭从洞中出。猫遂怒。大吼道:小样!穿貂皮我就不认得你了!
    25 两头牛在吃草。其中一头说;最近流行疯牛病,我们不会被传染上吧?另一头说;“不会,我们是袋鼠啊。”已经疯了! 你好:我是辽宁电信,因为你手机外形难看,很影响市容,本中心决定再过10分钟发射红外线砸毁该手机 13*用户:手机单向收已开通,操作方法:将手机放入锅中,小火将其煮开,待手机上出现“单向收费已开通”字样为好!
    26 有一种默契,叫作心照不宣;有一种感觉,叫作妙不可言;有一种思念,叫作望眼欲穿;有一种白痴,会把短信看完。 由于“和平”号坠落,为防止损坏你的手机,请关机一周以保安全 内部消息:因入世在即,进口汽车大降价。全新奔驰十美分一辆,数量不多,欲购从速
    27 这两天真是想你恋你爱你,白天想晚上想做梦想吃饭想,就连上厕所也想,就是怎么想也想不起来你是谁了。 施主:你今日所穿的内裤颜色凶多吉少,行事不利,万望即刻脱下扔进茅厕,以保平安。善哉善哉 肺活量自测小技巧:放完屁后低头猛吸,然后观察周围之人有无闻到异味。如有则须按此法加强锻炼;如无则证明你乃超人
    28 给你讲个故事,从前有个笨蛋,他非常笨,别人问他什么问题他都只会摇头或回答“没有”,这个故事你听过吗 两个口袋的叫学生服;三个口袋的叫西装;四个口袋的叫中山服衣服上到处是口袋的如果不是时髦肯定是讨饭的叫花子。 动物园——把各种各样的人从不同方向集中起来免费供动物们欣赏的地方。
    29 一个电工走入手术室,对一位戴着氧气罩的垂危病人说道:喂!你听好,好好深呼吸,我需要停电五分钟! 曾经我借了一个人的钱,如果非要为还钱加上一个期限的话,我希望是一万年! 公交车售票员:下一站,中山公园,前门、中门和后门已坏,请大家打开车窗,准备按顺序下车,不要拥挤......
    30 酒是吃饭精,越喝越年青;酒是长江水,越喝越貌美;酒是敌敌畏,你不喝醉,我不喝醉,这么宽的马路谁来睡 特别忠告:目前针孔摄像机在全国流行,为了保证你的私密处不被偷窥,请着装洗澡,大小便不要脱内裤…… 最新出的诺基亚8330手机中含有金芯,请速将手机丢入火中,记住:百炼成金。
    31 四大冤:老婆被泡,情人被翘;赃款被盗,伟哥失效。 想快乐吗?只要把你的头用力摇十分钟,你就会知道快乐的意义了。注意要不停地摇! 考考你:世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了该怎么办?(打一歌名)——《至少还有你》呀!
    32 如果你出生于70年代,你的玩具箱里定有20本以上的小人书,你吃过5分钱的冰棍,你的女朋友中至少有一个是四环素牙! 阿呆解尿墙上写着:向上看,好奇抬头见上面写:再往上看,于是他又再看上去,在接近天花板墙上写着:你尿在鞋子上了! 阿爷无大儿,木兰无长兄。打一体育用语[女排第一]
    33 什么人每天靠运气赚钱?[煤气工人] 有一种地方专门教坏人,但没有一个警察敢对它采取行动加以扫荡。这是什么地方?[看守所] 每个成功男人背后有一个女人,那一个失败的男人背后会有什么? [太多的女人]
    34 狐狸精最擅长迷惑男人,那么什么"精"男女一起迷? [酒精] 有人说,女人象一本书,那么胖女人像什么书?[合订本] 一个可以大可以小的地方是哪里? [厕所]
    35 为什么流氓坐车不用给钱?[因为那是一辆警车] 阿强和阿燕裸体死在密室中、现场只留下一滩水和碎玻璃,请推测他们的死因?[阿强和阿燕是一对金鱼缸破缺水而死] 妇产科专家。[研究生
    36 一个大姐细马腰,五个小伙搂住腰。[毛笔] 变态狂喜欢拿硫酸泼街上的女性,这天看到一女生,便从后面把对方转过来准备要泼但看到女生的脸后犹豫了:好象泼过了 所谓约会,就是一对男女展现自己前所未有的精湛演技的时候。
    37 所谓单身汉,就是只要你保持单身,你就还是条汉子。 天不管地不管酒馆饭馆,哭也罢,笑也罢吃吧喝吧。 美眉标准:美国头发法国腰,印度鼻子香港脚。
    38 韩乔生定律: 韩乔生在解说比赛时眼睛看着球员A,脑子里想起了球员B,嘴里说着球员C,实际指的是球员D我听了以为是E。 :)笑口常开!☆星星相识!△三角恋爱!→一箭穿心!↑↓出入平安! 工资全部上交,包括计划外的;剩饭全部承包,包括馊了的;家务活全干,包括岳母家的;思想天天汇报,包括一闪念的
    39 酒是穿肠的毒药,色是刮骨的钢刀。气是下山的猛虎,钱是惹祸的根苗 酒杯一端,政策放宽,筷子一举,可以可以,吱溜一响,有话好讲,香烟一衔,各事好谈。 跟着组织部,年年有进步; 跟着宣传部,越干越糊涂; 跟着教育部,肯定没出路。
    40 跟着商业部,发财又致富; 跟着外贸部,准成万元户; 跟着统战部,处处有照顾; 跟着铁道部,出门坐卧铺 工资一般不动,老婆一般不用,烟酒一般靠送,工作一般稀松 找个“三心”牌的老婆:别人看了恶心,自家看了伤心,放在家里放心。
    41 女人=袜子,酒嘛,水嘛,喝嘛,醉嘛;钱嘛,纸嘛,花嘛,挣嘛;女人嘛,袜子嘛,洗嘛,换嘛! 女孩怎么骂男孩:广西女孩我宰了你,湖北女孩我劈了你,江浙女孩我揉死你,湖南女孩我辣死你,四川女孩我腌了你。 儿童禁书 《搭便车旅行》、《有趣的玩具——电钻》、《索要礼物五十法》、《榔头、起子、剪刀》
    42 一群女孩正在河边洗澡,突然一陌生男人闯入,你觉得她们最想遮住哪儿? [男人的眼睛] 为什么女人穿高跟鞋后,就代表她想要结婚了?[因为穿上高跟鞋,别人追就跑得慢啊] 老师:如果我左手拿三个苹果,右手拿五个苹果,彼得,由此你可以推出什么结论?孛咭:老师有一双很大的手。
    43 结了婚的女人是咸鱼,离了婚的女人是鱿鱼,未婚的女人是鲜鱼,独身的女人是甲鱼。 男人四现象:上午轮子飞,中午盘子飞,下午骰子飞,晚上裙子飞。 如果你要嫁人,不要嫁给别人,一定要嫁给我,带着你的妹妹,拿着你的存折,提上你的现金,开着那宝马来!
    44 新五大亲密关系:同过学,下过乡,一起扛过枪,集体分过赃,共同嫖过娼。 穿衣要穿布的,吃饭要吃素的,找老婆要找一正一副的,正的在家做家务,副的陪你逛马路! 老师让班长检查:穿背心短裤的同学不得进入教室。班长无奈地对老师说:“他们都不愿意把衣服脱了让我看!
    45 校长视察校运动队见到教练关心地问“成绩怎么样”教练:50米已达到6秒钟。校长“还不能满足呀,争取50米达到8秒钟 某口吃者监考,发现一学生偷看,气急败坏地吼道:你…你…你…你…你竟敢作弊,给我站起来!五个学生站了起来 果农发现一小孩在偷苹果:小捣蛋,你等着,我要去告诉你爸爸!男孩抬头向树上喊道:爸,下面有人找你
    46 某宿舍牌规:输了,第一次说我是猪!第二次在门外对一大汉说你是猪!第三次对着贴有性病的电线杆大叫我的病有救了! 老师提问小明:“长江第一大支流—汉水发源地在哪里”小明急得头上直冒汗,得了启示曰:“汗水发源于头上 小美写《我的愿望》:我希望有一个可爱的孩子,还希望有一个爱我的丈夫。老师的评语:“请注意先后顺序。”
    47 老师说:孩子们,保持安静,静得连一根针落到地上都听得见。”过了一会儿,全静下来了一个小男孩尖叫道:“扔针吧! “为什么不回答,我提出的问题很难吗?”“噢,不,先生。你的问题我完全懂,是答案把我难住了。” 一位哲学家总结自己大学:大一时不知道自己不知道,大二时知道自己不知道,大三时不知道自己知道大四时知道自己知道
    48 “琼斯,你怎么哭啦?”“妈,叫我怎么办呀?弟弟在地上掏了个洞,他要我把这个洞搬到屋里给他玩。” “妈妈,给我一个苹果吧!” “孩子,太晚了,苹果已经睡觉了。”“不,小的也许睡下了,大的肯定还没睡哩!” 某小学的老师上课在教写生字:清、晨、卧、尚、玛;同学们从头念一次,然后再从尾念一次。某学生写成:
    49 生物学助教:“夜晚实习课上遇到不认识的植物怎么办?”教授:“我通常走在最前头,把不认识的植物通通踩死。 “公车上有老太太站在你身边,而你正坐着,你怎么做?”“我会告诉她,您年纪那么大了,还是搭计程车比较安全。” “同学们,谁是兽中之王?”“动物园园长。”
    50 教授语录:如果坐在中间谈天的同学,能像坐在后面玩牌的同学那样安静的话,那么在前面睡觉的同学就不会受到干扰了。 孔融让梨的动机:1、梨烂了;2、当时孔融正好牙疼;3、这样好叫拿梨的人帮他做作业;4、为了要成名。 “你对李白的‘床前明月光,疑是地上霜'这两句话有何感想?”“他一定是个近视眼。”
    51 某生期末考试成绩不好,给弟弟拍了电报, 请父亲作好思想准备,不久弟弟回电:" 父亲已经准备好 现在请你作好思想准备 教授:一个傻瓜提的问题,10个聪明人也回答不了。”大学生:“难怪我考试总也不及格。” 老师:「做任何事都要一气呵成,才能让人激赏。」学生:「我懂了,以后我绝不放断断续续的连环屁。」
    52 在饭堂吃饭时发现碗有虫大呼小叫是大一的找饭堂负责人理论的是大二的夹出虫继续吃是大三的把虫一起吃下去的是大四的 小偷逝世牧师写如下悼词:“死者是一个勤劳的人别人睡觉的时候他仍在工作,当别人醒来的时候,他拥有别人所没有的” 在教室里华维把自己的碗伸到旁边的杰仔面前:“尝尝我的饭”杰仔舀了一大勺喂进嘴巴里.“看馊了没有。”华维补充道。
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 역시 합성의 달인들이 많이 분포하는 인터넷 게시판, 한 사진을 명작으로 만들어 버렸습니다. ㅋㅋ




 아마 패션쇼인것 같은데, 안성기씨는 꿈쩍도 안하네요 ㅋㅋ 옆에 도올 선생이신가요?? ㅋㅋㅋ 그랬던 사진이 이렇게 바꼈습니다. ㅋㅋ





ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 합성 하나로 이렇게 웃기네요 ㅋㅋㅋ




  1. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.02.09 09:29 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ와...재주도 좋으십니다.

    재밌게 보고 가요.

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.02.09 10:29 신고

      방문해주셔서 감사합니다. ㅋㅋ
      네티즌들의 합성 실력이 나날이 늘어가는 것 같아요 ㅋㅋ

  2. BlogIcon 잡학왕 2010.02.09 09:55 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  3. BlogIcon 와이엇 2010.02.09 11:00 신고

    초고속 카메라군요. ^^

  4. BlogIcon mami5 2010.02.09 11:20 신고

    합성사진 하나로 완전 영화가 되네요..ㅋㅋㅋ
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    신기합니다.

  6. BlogIcon 테리우스원 2010.02.09 13:44 신고

    아주 재미있는 장면이군요
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  9. OFFSEASON MOTION


    Absolutely nothing reveals the business flying within the ether that can compare with a good offseason associated with attention as well as indecision, associated with moves unmade as well as ill-fated. In order to phone the actual Rockies the rudderless deliver now will be a good offend in order to rudders. This can be a deliver having a pit the actual thickness associated with it's bend.

    Walt Weiss might grow to be the completely great supervisor. He's, through numerous company accounts, a great innovator, and also the Paul Matheny-Robin Ventura double-shot associated with neophyte achievement final period emboldened the actual Rockies in order to pick Weiss through their placement like a senior high school trainer. The actual every day mill, the actual press responsibilities, the actual social relationships – he or she do everything like a participant, as well as getting invested 7 months like a Rockies unique helper, he or she knows the business.
    Walt Weiss is actually controlling below the one-year agreement using the Rockies. (Getty Pictures)
    In the event that Weiss is really guaranteeing, after that, and when he's the person below who the actual Rockies be prepared to spider out of the rubble from the most detrimental period within business background, just how can these people perhaps justify providing him or her the one-year agreement? This isn't the supervisor battling with regard to their work following low quality overall performance; this can be a supervisor beginning employment, as well as beginning annually following the team's beginning pitchers set up the group 5. 80 PERIOD, an issue the actual Rockies possess tackled along with hostility this particular offseason. As well as through hostility, all of us imply these people re-signed Shaun Francis, that introduced lower the actual rotation's general amounts together with his 5. fifty eight PERIOD.

    Or else, this particular Rockies offseason offers contains a few thumb-twiddling, a few skipped free of charge brokers along with a industry associated with possible result. When it comes to regardless of whether in order to industry middle fielder Dexter Fowler, arriving away their large period, the actual Rockies requested several pitchers in exchange or perhaps a excessive come back, such as Kris Medlen. The actual Rockies regarded as heading 3 years upon reliever Paul Adams prior to viewing him or her indication along with Philadelphia.


    [More MLB Springboards: No. 30 Astros | No. 29 Marlins | No. 28 Mets]

    Within their greatest offer, Co threw in the towel Alex Whitened, among the table decorations from the mutually terrible Ubaldo Jimenez offer, with regard to alleviation glass pitcher Wilton Lopez, who had been upon their method to Philadelphia till physicians looked over their shoulder as well as asked yourself regardless of whether ligaments or even mashed taters kept this collectively. Their MRI handed gather for that Rockies, and when certainly he or she continues to be wholesome, it is a experienced proceed with regard to common supervisor … oh yea, may as well begin presently there whenever talking about the actual Rockies' long-term diagnosis.

    ACTUALITY EXAMINE

    Serta O'Dowd may be the Rockies' common supervisor, just he or she does not handle the actual Rockies. Expenses Geivett may be the Rockies' older VP associated with main category procedures, meaning he or she works the actual main category group without having manage within the essential small category program. The actual GM-by-committee program, similar to the closer-by-committee program, might function in the event that within the correct fingers. They are not really the best fingers.

    The actual Rockies really are a humidor filled with poor choices, through not really budging upon the buying price of their own excess daily gamers in order to Task 5, 183, O'Dowd's strategy targeted at resolving the actual challenges associated with pitching within Colorado. How the Rockies commissioned this effort is within as well as associated with by itself the best thing, and they regarded as the actual value of the four-man rotator much more therefore. Restricting individuals 4 pitchers in order to simply seventy five pitches, nevertheless, eventually demonstrated inadequate. And not simply since the 4 pitchers these people occurred to make use of had been absolutely no great.

    O'Dowd makes its way into their thirteenth period, as well as for the reason that period, the actual Rockies possess all 5 months through pitchers with increased compared to 4 Is victorious Over Alternative: May well Kennedy within 2004, Jerr Jennings within '06, Aaron Prepare within '08 as well as Jimenez within last year as well as '10. The only real groups along with less this kind of months tend to be Pittsburgh, North park as well as Baltimore, as well as, nicely, you can observe the type associated with organization the actual Rockies maintain.


    [Related: $10 million changes Lance Berkman's mind about DH]


    Carlos Gonzalez brought the actual Rockies within RBIs along with eighty-five final period. (Getty Pictures) Absolutely no query: It's hard to build up pitching within Colorado's nothing. And that is the pity, simply because – this particular seems therefore 1998 – it is the one thing keeping back again the actual Rockies through achievement. The primary associated with Troy Tulowitzki, Carlos Gonzalez, Fowler as well as Wilin Rosario is really a truly, great starting point. Amongst Todd Helton, The nike jordan Pacheco, Bob Nelson as well as soon-to-arrive prospective client Nolan Arenado, they have the mish-mash associated with choices in the beginning as well as 3rd bottom.

    Exactly where Erina Cuddyer as well as their leftover 2 yrs as well as $21 zillion easily fit in here's not really generously apparent. For any group which will rating operates, he's excess worth – the type which, in a sensible income with regard to their unpleasant manufacturing, might provide some thing in the industry. Nevertheless, the actual Rockies tend to be disinclined to do this, as well as thinking about the condition of the rotator right now – Jhoulys Chacin, http://www.snknicks.com/ Tyson Chandler White Jersey, the actual recuperating Jorge de los angeles Rosa as well as Juan Nicasio, Francis as well as among the Came Pomeranz-Tyler Chatwood-Christian Friedrich triumvirate – not really buying and selling striking with regard to pitching is actually energetic malice.

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    MESSIAH

    Eventually, the actual management vacuum cleaner would go to the actual the surface of the business, exactly where Rockies proprietor Penis Monfort enables their company in order to traipse together as though led through Apple company Roadmaps. Inefficiencies tend to be rife all through football; administration framework isn't some of those inefficiencies. Businesses tend to be large, unwieldy as well as greatest offered through anyone managing all of them. Possibly simply because Monfort offers operate their loved ones company together with his sibling Charlie he's comfortable in order to the thought of co-CEOs. It won't function within football, and also the faster Penis Monfort identifies which, the earlier the actual Rockies can come not to throwing away Tulowitzki as well as Gonzalez's perfect many years.


 세계적으로 유명한 캐릭터 중에 손꼽히는 캐릭터가 바로 헬로키티가 아닐까 합니다. ( 헬로키티가 새끼 사자를 디자인 한 거라는 소문도 있더라고요. 댓글에서 본 바로는.. )

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 동물 갖고 장난치지 맙시다.. ㅋㅋㅋ




  1. BlogIcon 홍E 2010.01.28 13:50 신고

    키티 너무 비싸 ㅠ.ㅠ

    근데 리본 방향이 왔다갔다 하네요 ㅎㅎ

  2. BlogIcon 오러 2010.01.28 22:54 신고

    허걱! 전혀 예쁘지 않아요......냥이 표정이 굉장히 마음에 안들어 하는것 같은데요

  3. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.01.29 10:29 신고

    어...저는 순간 섬찟 했습니다. 실사판 첫번째 사진포스가...ㅎㅎ

  4. BlogIcon 잡학왕 2010.01.29 13:02 신고

    크헉!!! 진짜네요!!! ㅋㅋㅋ





 저는 거짓말 하지 않습니다.. L양..


  1. BlogIcon 씨디맨 2010.01.22 16:55 신고

    얼 정말 L 양이네요. 뒤에 보니 h 양도 있는 ㅎ

  2. BlogIcon 지노다요 2010.01.22 19:45 신고

    반...해버릴듯 ㅎㅎ

  3. BlogIcon 잡학왕 2010.01.22 20:43 신고

    이거보고 정말 많이 웃었어요. ㅋㅋㅋ

  4. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.01.23 12:23 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ L양 납셨네..ㅎㅎ

  5. BlogIcon spk 2010.01.24 20:48 신고

    전 또...
    웬 낮뜨거운...이라고 생각을 했었는데...
    역시 꼬마낙타님은 정직하십니다.ㅋㅋㅋ

  6. BlogIcon 즐거운하루이야기 2010.01.27 14:15 신고

    푸하~~ 이것 대박인데요 L양 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  7. 미니낙타 2010.02.03 23:33 신고

    악, 귀여워~ㅋㅋㅋ
    근데 이거 양맞아요?ㅋㅋㅋ 털깍으면 이렇게 목이 긴가?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  8. BlogIcon New Jordans 2013 2013.02.07 14:51 신고

    ピンイン:例えば:古代通路とaacute.



    観察

    調査

    英文:品詞:動詞;





    1.調査:観察、熟知したものを見て、私は私の子供



    2.審査:;検査や調査の電子顕微鏡観察によると、週期性構造



    3の清王朝のメンバーの名称.唐代半ば」設定の節度使観察し、国家として以上.分布に位置する地方政府の守る道は、所轄県、省の専門のプロジェクトは、その地位に類似して観察し、唐、子孫を保つため田舎の別荘、フォワード、花
    研究の基礎の一つ.自然発生の条件を通じて、五感を直接あるいはいくつか科学、客観的に観察し、計画的に訪問情勢図と記述対象の方法.科学の観察、異例の観察は、明確な目的;全面的な観察し、真理を求めることから、タイムリーに記録したり、長い時間がかかる時間を測定する必要があります;の観察は、計画、忍耐、観察の積極的な思考、討論と交流.





    1.review ;検査;観察;調査.
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    妈妈对儿子说:「想当初嫁给你爸时,大家都说是一朵鲜花插在牛粪上。」
    儿子说:「那你为什麽还要嫁呢?」,妈妈说:「唉!牛粪也不好找啊!」?

    --------------------------------------------------------

    有一天~
    一个想订机票的客户很不满女服务的态度
    於是客户打电话去给该公司的总经理报怨
    客户:总经理啊,你知不知道你们的服务员态度很差啊!
    总经理:应该不会吧
    客户:不然你自己假装是客户,打电话去不就知道了
    总经理觉得这样也好,於是就打去了~
    果然,那服务员态度真的很差,所以总经理生气了
    总经理:你知不知道我是谁啊?你敢这样讲话
    服务员:我怎麽会知道啊
    总经理:全公司大大小小的事都是我在管,我是xxx公司的总经理耶
    服务员:哦!原来你是总经理哦!那你知不知道我是谁~
    总经理:不知道!
    服务员:还好不知道!!!!!
    於是服务员赶紧把电话挂上了

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    两只毛毛虫正爬过草地,
    公的毛毛虫跟母的毛毛虫说: 让我们回你家去...如何啊!!
    母的毛毛虫说:好啊!! 这对毛毛虫回到了母毛毛虫家时,
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    公毛毛虫说:我不跟已婚母毛毛虫作这..种事,
    母毛毛虫说:不要担心! 我丈夫不会回来了.
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    --------------------------------------------------------

    突然一阵强风吹来.....
    甲女:好大的风喔....
    乙女:对啊!好危险喔!!要是裙子被吹起来怎办?
    甲女:那我要回家换裤子!!
    乙女:换长裤吗?
    甲女:不....换一条漂亮的内裤!! *

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    小美一进到厕所....就看到墙上写了一行字....
    " 请往左看 "
    在她往左看後....
    " 请往後看 "
    在她往後看後....
    " 请往右看 "
    在她往右看後....
    " 请往上看 "
    在她往右看後....
    " 上厕所,请勿东张西望 "

    -------------------------------------------------------

    文革时期. 一天, 北京街头围著一些人.
    高干路过, 觉得很奇怪, 便挤进去看...
    原来地上有一个死尸, 胸前还被人写上了大大的 " 我 解 脱 了. "
    高干觉得刺眼, 走过去, 一脚把尸体踢翻了过去.
    结果尸体背面写著:
    " 我 翻 身 了. "

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    某动物园来了只年轻的狮子和老狮子在同一个笼子
    管理员每次来喂食时总是给年轻狮子一根香蕉,而老狮子都是一大块肉,
    年轻狮子心想:"可能我是新来的,不要太计较"
    经过三个月後还是如此,年轻狮子终於按捺不住就问管理员:
    "为什麽我来了三个月怎麽还是只吃香蕉"
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    愿望

    青年问一老者:“您已年近古稀,年轻时候的愿望都实现了吗?”
    老者:“年轻的时候,老婆责备我时总揪我的头发,当时我想,要是
    没有头发就好了。”“今天,这个愿望算是实现了。?

    防不胜防

    --你的脸色不太好。
    --是啊,我老婆夜里根本不让我睡觉。稍有动静,她就惊叫起来,
    以为是贼来了。
    --小偷行窃是不会出声的。
    --我也是这么对她说的,可那更糟了。
    --怎么了?
    --从此,她夜里听不到声音,就把我叫醒。


    水蜜桃

    有一天,五岁的小惠望着姑姑的脸说:“姑姑,你的脸好像水蜜桃哟!”
    姑姑高兴地抱着她左亲右亲,并问:“是怎么象的?”
    小侄女天真地回答:“上面都有细细的毛。”



    老板与秘书
    “听说你把女秘书辞了,她犯了什么错?”
    “我对她说‘我爱你。’不一会儿,她把这句话打了出来,并让我在上面签
    字。”


    猪和猫
    丈夫又喝多了,并且回来得很晚。
    他走进家里,一见到妻子那严厉的目光,
    就很不自在,轻轻走到沙发旁,低下头去逗小猫。
    妻子说:“喂,你和那头笨猪在一起有什么意思?”
    丈夫立即笑着答:“亲爱的,这是猫呀!”
    妻子看也不看他,说:“我在问猫,谁和你说话了?”



    母亲和女儿
    母亲对女儿非常生气。“这就是现代的年轻人!”她对朋友说。
    “16岁就交上了男朋友,但却忘了母亲的32岁生日!”


    配偶
    妻:从各方面看,我都强于你,唯有一点我不如你。
    夫:哪一点不如我呢?
    妻:我的配偶不如你的配偶。


    感想
    A:听说你最近去美国考察了一次,感受不浅吧?
    B:是啊,感触太深了,人家的文化水平就是高。
    A:何以见得呢?
    B:人家大人小孩都会说英语。


    初次见识
    一位年轻女士从浴盆里出来,正要去拿毛巾,
    突然她发现一个正在工作的刷窗工看见了她。
    她吓得浑身瘫软,怔怔地望着那人。
    “您怎么了,太太?”那人问:
    “难道您从来没有见过刷窗工吗?”




    求婚

    两位已婚男士闲聊,一位提议谈谈各自求婚的动机。
    “我是在夏天见她穿了一身薄衣服,美腿隐隐若现,于是就向她求婚了。”
    “我正好相反,”另一位接着道:“我老婆总是穿长裙,我想知道她的腿
    究竟长得怎么样,于是就向她求婚了!”


    为了孩子

    “爸爸,晚上我们去看马戏吧?”
    “儿子,我没时间。”
    "听小朋友说,马戏团里有一位不穿衣服的阿姨在老虎身上跳舞。”
    “那好吧,咱们一起去,我很久没有看老虎了。”


    职员:“先生!”
    老板:“什么事?”
    职员:“我老婆让我来要求您提拔我。”
    老板:“好吧!我今晚回家问问我老婆是否能提拔你。”


    何医生向护士包小姐求婚,包小姐一口拒绝了。何医生吃惊地
    问她是什么原因?包小姐说:“我嫁了你,生个孩子,岂不成
    了荷包蛋了!”




    一男士红肿着双眼来上班,同时问:“怎么了?”
    “昨天我在街上走,一个小姐的裙子被风吹起来了,我好心帮她
    拉下来,她竟给我左眼一拳!”
    “那右眼呢?”
    “我以为她不喜欢把裙子拉下来,就又帮她掀上去了。”



    进球最多
    小红把男朋友带回家,向父母介绍。
    “他是本城最著名的球星,每场比赛进球最多。”
    “那他踢哪个位置?”“他是守门员。”



    在地铁厢里


    在一节快速行驶的地铁车厢里,某人客气地对身旁的
    一位女士说:“车厢真黑,请允许我为你找扶手吊带吧!”
    不料那位女士冷冰冰地说:“我已经有扶手吊带了。”
    “那么请放开我的领带吧!”这个人气喘吁吁地说。


    我来代替


    站长:“快点,开车时间到了。”
    少女:“且慢,我要和姐姐吻别。”
    站长:“来不及了!我来代替吧!”


    好眼光
    一个漂亮女郎在拒绝了一名男子的求婚后,安慰他说:
    “不过亲爱的,你不必太过悲伤,我会永远欣赏你的好眼光。"


    随 机 应 变
    一 次 一 家 旅 馆 招 侍 者, 前 来 应 聘 的 人 很 多。 老 板 想
    考 考 他
    们:
    有 一 天 当 你 走 进 客 人 的 房 间, 发现一女客正在裸浴。你应该怎
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    众 人 都 抢 着 回 答, 有 的 说“ 对 不 起, 小 姐, 我 不 是 故
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    有 的 说“ 小 姐, 我 什 么 都 没 有 看 见。” 老 板 听 后 不 停
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    "您这儿有没有名为《男人应是一家之主》的书读?"一位男士问,
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    “「爱情是永恒的」这个说法你相信吗?”
    “当然相信,不过是在情侣不断变换的前提下。”


    让座

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  1. BlogIcon 하늘엔별 2010.01.21 15:20 신고

    헉~~~
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  2. BlogIcon 불탄 2010.01.21 15:38 신고

    헉... 이건 생명의 위협까지 느껴야 할 상황이군요.
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  3. BlogIcon 비바리 2010.01.21 19:20 신고

    푸하하`~`
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  4. BlogIcon 36.5˚C 몽상가 2010.01.21 19:28 신고

    실제상황이죠? 사람이 살기 좋은 나라 맞나요? ^^

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.01.22 00:26 신고

      합성 아닐까요?? ㅎ
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  5. BlogIcon spk 2010.01.21 22:22 신고

    표정을 보아하니 공격할 의도는 없는 것 같은데요.
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  6. BlogIcon 지노다요 2010.01.22 19:46 신고

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대륙의 낮잠이네요..






 양파라는 가수 대단했었죠. ㅋㅋ 돈데크만도 기억나고 ( 시간 탐험대였죠 ) 캡틴 플래닛 ㅋㅋ, 12레인져( 꾸러기 수비대 ) 등등 공감가는 것들 많네요 ㅎㅎ


 출처 : 뽐뿌

 벌써 고대자료가 된 사건입니다. 책 중에 "빌린 돈은 갚지마라."라는 책이 있습니다. 무슨 내용인지는 저도 안 읽어봐서 잘 모르겠지만 뭔가 재태크나 처세술 같은 종류인듯 합니다.

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정말 투철한 작가정신이죠... 돈 떼먹기 실천하다가 감방가셨답니다.



벌써 2004년도 사건이니까 6년 됬나요?? ㅋㅋ 언행일치를 보여주는 모범적인 저자였습니다..




 얼마전에 세상에서 가장 쓸모 없는 기계라는 포스팅을 본 적이 있습니다.

 세상에서 가장 쓸모 없는 기계 by 썬도그님

 인터넷 게시판을 돌아다니다가 비슷한 자료를 발견하였습니다. 왜 만든 걸까요?? 존재 자체에 의문을 던지게 만드는 것들입니다.



 이 것 말고도 많은데 나중에 하나씩 모아서 포스팅하겠습니다. 아마도 문이 있었는데 문을 떼버리고 벽으로 막아 버린듯 하죠.. 술많이 드신분들은 적지 않게 당황하시겠어요.. ;;;



  1. BlogIcon 초하(初夏) 2010.01.14 02:12 신고

    이미 났던 길이 용도 변경에 의해 막아진 것이 아닐까요...
    아무튼 재미있게 보고 갑니다~~ ㅎㅎ

  2. BlogIcon 그별 2010.01.14 14:57 신고

    구조가 나중에 변경이 되면서 저렇게 된 것이지 않나 싶네요.. ^^
    세상이 워낙 이상한 것들이 많은 곳이라서 그런지...
    이런 구조물도 보기 어색하지는 않아 보이는데요... 왠지.. ^^

    늘 소통해주시는 꼬마낙타님... 고맙습니다. ^^ (_ _)

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.01.14 18:49 신고

      저도 감사드려요 ㅎㅎ
      리모델링하면서 막은것 같은데
      겉에 계단이라도 없에주지 안 치웠네요 ㅎ

  3. BlogIcon 저녁노을 2010.01.14 14:57 신고

    어? 정말 이상하네요.ㅎㅎㅎ
    잘 보고 가요~

  4. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.01.14 15:43 신고

    우와~ ㅋ
    재미있는 모습들 잘 봤어요 ㅎㅎ
    다음 포스팅도 기대 되는데요 ㅎ

  5. BlogIcon bluepeachice 2010.01.14 15:59 신고

    술취한 저녁엔 정말 화들짝 놀라겠어요...

  6. BlogIcon 쟈스민 2010.01.14 16:03 신고

    정말 왜 만들었을까요??~~ㅎㅎ
    잘 보고 갑니다.^^

  7. BlogIcon 몬스터 2010.01.14 18:04 신고

    왠지 저벽에 문을 그려주면 더 이쁠꺼 같은데 아깝군요ㅋㅋㅋ
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  9. 空中游戏

       由于第一次乘飞机,美津子的两个儿子兴奋得坐立不安,他们在走道上来跑
    去,差点撞翻了空姐手中的饮料。美津子立刻责备两个儿子说“别在这里胡闹,到外
    面去玩!”

    紧急措施

       军官正在对新战士进行考试:“假如在一个漆黑的夜晚,你正在站岗放哨时,
    突然有人多背后把你紧紧抱住,你该说什么?“一个战士答道:“亲爱的,放开我
    。”

    握手之后

       “你认识银行家杜朗吗?”“认识,他品行很坏。”“我同意你的看法,人们
    都说他太不道德,和他握手之后,都要数一下手指头。”

    只大一天

       妈妈:“约翰,今天是你爸爸的生日,明天是你的生日。”约翰:“噢,天
    啊,爸爸只比我大一天!”

    座位不同

       "怎么啦,服务员,今天的饭菜怎么这样少?.昨天可是很多的!""先生,你昨天坐在
    窗旁,街上行人都能看到盘中的饭菜呀!"

    智慧与外表

       晚饭后,丈夫问妻子:亲爱的,我很奇怪为什么女人发挥自己的智慧,远不如自己
    的外表.妻子回答道:因为男人多数愚蠢,可却很少是瞎子.

    买件新衣服

       一天,妻子买了彩禁票后,她对丈夫说:"亲爱的,如果彩票中了,我就给自己买一
    件新衣服.""亲爱的,如果你没中彩呢?"丈夫问道."还用说么,那你就给我买一件新衣服
    呗!"

    同行

       一名男子在餐厅吃饭,当他吃完要求结帐时,老板拿来的帐单让他大吃一
    惊."3000元太贵了吧!"他说,"你们对同行应该打个折吧?"原来你也是开餐厅的?"老板
    说."不是,我是抢钞票的".

    需要

       我需要一只新的结婚戒指.生日那天,我正在园子里劳动,丈夫问我想要什么礼
    物.我举起手,说:"喏,你看我的手光秃秃的."当晚,我激动的打开礼物盒."生日快乐".
    丈夫说.我打开看到一副园工手套.

    醉汉

       一个酩酊大醉的汉子在广场叫住一辆出租车:"把我拉到华乐大酒店.""可是,先
    生."司机说:"您不正在华乐大酒店门口吗?"醉汉嘟嘟囔囔地怀中掏出20美元扔给司机,
    说道:"我警告你,下次不许开这么快."

     

    山庄孤店

       顾客:“天哪!怎么两瓶啤酒就值10元钱!难道这儿啤酒就这么稀罕?”侍
    者:“不,先生!这儿稀罕的不是啤酒,而是顾客。”

     

    单数和复数

    老师:“尼克,你懂得单数和复数了吗?”
    尼克:“懂得了。”
    老师:“那你说说看,‘裤子’是单数还是复数?”
    尼克:“上面是单数,下面是复数。”

    夫妻分工

       托穆对他的朋友说:“皮尔,我们家里是分工合作,我管几件事,我太太她也
    管几件事。”“托穆,那你分管什么事?”“我管孩子和仆人。”“那你太太呢?”
    “她管钱和我呗!”

     

    用手搅拌

       咖啡馆里,侍者给一位女士端去一杯滚烫的咖啡,但他忘了拿调羹。女士幽默
    地提醒他:“侍者,我可没法用我的手指来搅拌这杯热咖啡呀!侍者听后,赶紧又端
    上一杯咖啡:“夫人,这一杯不太热,你可以手指来搅拌。”

     

    摆脱忧郁

      “摆脱忧郁”,心理医生嘱咐病人,“让热情充满你每天的生活,热情满怀地起
    床、上班。总之,热情地去做每件事”。一周后,病人又回来了,看起来比过去更加
    忧郁,医生问他是不遵医嘱做了。“这正是问题所在”,病人答道“我满怀热情地起
    床、吃饭,然后与妻子吻别,以至于我上班晚了两个小时,被解雇了。”

    何处许愿

      经理追求女秘书。“亲爱的,你不是答应嫁给我吗?”“我在哪里说过这话?”
    “飞机上。”“哦,那是空话。”

    不再看我了

      刚从商店调入银行当出纳员的苏姗对她的女友说:“玛丽娅,现在我是否不如以
    前漂亮了呢?”“苏姗,你为什么会这样想呢?”女友问。“现在人们只顾数钞票,
    不再看我了呗!

    确保无误

      山姆中尉正在检查士兵对武器的维护情况,他叫起一名士兵问道:“你擦枪从哪
    儿开始?”“报告长官,”士兵回答,“我先看枪号, http://www.csnthunder.com/ Thunder Serge Ibaka road Jersey。”山姆很奇怪:“看枪号?什
    么?”“免得替别人擦了枪!”

    听谁的

      音乐会上,一位著名的歌唱家正在演唱。这时,有一个听众用颤音跟着他唱起
    来。“真讨厌!”他的邻座忿忿地说。“你是在说我吗?”那人恶狠狠地问。“不,
    我说这位歌唱家他干扰了我欣赏您的歌喉。”

     

    欣赏电影

      两个醉鬼跌跌撞撞地走进动物园,来到狮子笼前看狮子。突然,笼内
    的巨兽冲着他们发出了可怕的吼声。“喂,我们走吧!”其中一个人胆怯
    地说。“要走你自己走,”另一个说,“我正在欣赏精彩的电影呢!”

    找妈妈

      5岁的约翰与妈妈在人群中失散。他哭着向人们打听:“您没看见一
    位妇女吗?她身边带着一个长得非常像我的小男孩。”

     

    吃了鸟的猫

      “嘿,丹尼尔,”邻居女孩萨比娜一看见丹尼尔就气呼呼地告状:“
    你家的猫刚才把我的小黄雀吃了!”“谢谢你告诉我,萨比娜,”丹尼尔
    很有礼貌地说:“这样,今天我就不给它喂晚餐了。”

    洗鱼

      妈妈在厨房里忙着,丹尼尔去给她帮忙。过了一会儿,妈妈问:“丹
    尼尔,我让你洗的鱼,你洗了没有?”“没有。”丹尼尔回答。“为什么
    ?”妈妈奇怪地问。“不需要呀,鱼不是整天都在水里吗?”丹尼尔回答。

     

    老、小哥伦布

      在多米尼加共和国,导游正介绍克里斯托费.哥伦布之墓。“奇怪,"
    一游客说,“几年前在西班牙,我也参观过哥伦布墓。”“啊,”多米尼
    加导游回答,“西班牙那个是老哥伦布的,这个是小哥伦布的。”

    离婚的原因

      “你为什么要求离婚.”法官问道。“因为我的丈夫又浪漫又多情。
    ”原告──一位妇女说。“许多妇女都渴望能的这样一位丈夫。”“她
    们是的。”这位妇女反讥道,“这就是我为什么要离婚的原因。”

    人尽其才

      约真假来到介绍所,对咨询人员说:“我实在不知道该给我儿子找一
    个什么样的工作,他是那么不可靠”咨询人员想了想说:“让他去气象台
    搞天气预报吧!”

    扫兴

      一名伦敦老太太的爱猫被困在树上,警察毅然相助,把猫救下。老太
    太千恩万谢,旁观者也鼓掌致意。不料,在警察开车离去时,竟把猫辗死
    了。

     

    危急之下

      一旅行者归来,绘声绘色地讲述他在撒哈拉沙漠的神奇经历,说:“
    我突然遇上了一群狮子,赶紧爬上一棵高高的要橡树......”旁听者言:
    “可是,那儿根本不长橡树呀!”“咳!情况万分紧急,谁还会考虑这些
    问题呢?”

    高招

      一名乞丐在街上对一个妇女说:“快给钱,夫人。您想想,如果这把
    水枪里的水冲掉您脸上的化妆品,后果会怎么样。”

    闹钟

      一位顾客对售货员说:“我想买一只好闹钟,您这里有么?”“先生
    您想买的那种闹钟,我店刚进的货。瞧!就是这种闹钟,首先它会响,如
    果您醒不了,它就会鸣汽笛并传来炮声。如果您还醒不了,它就会给您喷
    一束凉水,然后它就打电话给您的上司请假说您生病了。”

    幽默足球

      1952年在巴西身皮特鲁举行了一场足球赛,客队中锋一个漂亮的
    远射,巴西守门员匆忙中一跤摔倒,球正要滚入大门之际,“砰”地一声
    球爆破了。当时有人问裁判:“如何判?”裁判耸动着双肩,半天才说一
    句──“出乎意料”。

    雀斑与小数点

      一位金融家向一位小姐求婚。小姐说:“我满脸雀斑,你真的不在意
    ?”金融家说:“与小数点打交道的我已习以为常。”

    观画

      一位画家举办个人画展。一位贵妇人来到展室,站在一幅画前面端详
    了许久,她说:“我要是能认识这画的作者,那有多好啊!”站在一旁的
    画家走过来说:“夫人,我就是作者。”贵妇人说:“这幅画太妙了!你
    能否告诉我,给画里这位小姐做裙子的裁缝是谁?”

    没结婚的原因

      一少年问一老年单身汉:“老先生,您为什么至今还没有结婚呢?”
    “唉!小伙子,你知道么?在我年轻的时候,就下决心找不到有思想的女
    性,坚决不结婚。许多年过去了,我终于找到了一位这样的女性。然而,
    她却拒绝了我,她说她要找一位有思想的男性。”

    上帝的轿车

      口若悬河的推销员向波尔太太推销《少儿百科全书》,他说这套书能
    解答孩子们提出的任何问题。这时,恰巧波尔太太的小儿子亨利来了。推
    销员拍着小亨利的头说:“孩子,你随便问我一个问题,让我给你妈妈示
    范一下,看我怎么从书上找到你想知道的答案。”小亨利:“上帝坐的是
    什么牌子的轿车?”

    恢复青春

      推销员:“这是最新出品的女性荷尔蒙,妇女经常服用,可以恢复10
    年前的青春。”客人:“但是....”推销员:“不要怀疑,请买一瓶给你
    太太服用保证见效。”客人:“但是,我太太今年刚满25岁哩!”

    减肥

      妻子站在秤台上高兴地对丈夫说:“亲爱的,快来看,我体重减了两
    公斤。”“亲爱的,那是因为你还没有化妆。”

    爱的道理

      丈夫:“为什么上帝把女人造得美丽而又愚蠢呢?”妻子:“道理非
    常简单。把我们造得美丽,你们才会爱我们;把我们造得愚蠢,我们才会
    爱你们。”

    幽默美国人1

      一位警官从前是商人,有人问他做生意和当警察有何不同。他回答
    说:“最大的区别是:做生意,顾客总是对的;当警察,顾客总是错的。”

    幽默美国人2

      一块墓碑上写首:“这里躺着一位律师,一位正直的人。”众人议
    论纷纷:“没想到这么小的一块地方竟埋得下两个。”

    幽默美国人3

      律师的太太对丈夫说:“咱们的房子和家具的样式太陈旧了,该重
    新装修一下了。”律师你别急,我刚好接手了一件离婚案,男方是个有
    钱的大亨。等我拆散了他们家,就来装订修咱们家。”

    幽默美国人4

      一间酒吧的墙上写着这样一句格言:“男人来渴酒通常有两个原因
    :或是因为他家里还没有一个老婆,或是因为他家里已经有了一个。”
      一家专作隆乳丰臀的美容院广告是:“只要您也进来,没有什么大
    不了的。”

    幽默美国人5

      一位私人诊所的医生准备出国度假,便让刚从医学院毕业的儿子来
    顶一个月。一个月后医生从国外度假回来,问儿子情况如何。儿子得意
    地说:“我把您医了10年都没医好的那个心脏病人彻底治好了。”不
    料,父亲听了破口大骂道:“混蛋!你以为你聪明能干?你也不想想,
    你这些年读医学院的学费是怎么来的!”

    礼赠法官

      一个人为了一件纠葛不得不去法院起诉,他问他的律师哪一位法官
    受理他的诉讼案,律师告诉他说:“你认识此人吗?"这人回答:“不.不过
    我要是知道他的名字,我就可以送给他一打好酒了."律师十分震惊地说
    :"你决不能那样做,那样你会严重触犯法律,你的诉讼案也会败诉的。”
    几星期后,这件诉讼案得到判决,这个人取胜了.当他步出法院时他对他
    的律师说:"我送给法官的礼品不是成功了吗?"律师更加震惊地说:"什
    么,你真的把酒送给他了吗?""那当然!"他说"不过我在送给他的酒写
    上了对方的名字."

    挤柠檬

      博比.贝克是伯勃马戏团的大力士,他的表演很受观众的欢迎,一根很粗的铁棒,
    他用手轻轻那麽一扳就折断了,就想人们折断一根甘蔗那麽轻巧。然后,在观众们阵
    阵喝彩声中,博比向观众提出他那著名的一百英镑的悬赏:“你们看到这颗柠檬吗?
    每个人都可以把柠檬挤出汁来,现在我先把柠檬汁挤干,如果谁能来把我挤过的柠檬
    再挤出一滴汁来,我就给他一百英镑。”有那麽三、四个气力大的人上台试试,但都
    失败了。一天晚上,一个五十多岁的小个子走进表演场来碰运气了,这引起人们一阵
    阵哄笑声。然而,令人吃惊的是,这个小个子居然把大力士博比挤过的柠檬挤出汁
    来,而且几乎挤了一汤匙!博比不禁惊叫道:“先生,你真行!你是干那行的?”小
    个子“啊”了一声,说:“收税的。”

    减肥

      医师对胖子说如果他每天跑八公哩,连续跑三百天,就能减肥34公斤.三百天后,医
    师接到胖子的电话,说他已减了那麽多体重,但他也因此添了个难题,"什么难题?"医师
    问,"我现已离家两千四百公哩了".

    广告

      法国一家化妆品公司的广告:凡购买本公司香水的女士,均可免费获取一本《女?
    宰晕朗酢贰?

    哪天快乐

      汤姆和杰克在聚会时聊天。汤姆问:“你这一生中什么时候最快乐?”杰克回
    答:“我结婚那天。”“那你什么时候最痛苦呢?”“结婚后的每一天。”

    婚前婚后

      一对新婚夫妇正要下火车,新娘对新郎说:“亲爱的,我们做出结婚很久的样子
    给别人看看!”“好的,请你提着衣箱,走在我的后头!”新郎说。

    荣幸

      一位刚刚荣升的上校到前线视察他将要接管的部队,他走到队列中一位有点羞涩
    的士兵面前时停了下来,说:“小伙子,头抬高点,即使在大人物面前也要挺起胸
    来。让我们握握手,你可以写信告诉家人,说你同上校握过手了,他们一定会为此感
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    没有了

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    There’s plenty left to believe in. Just maybe not today, when neither seven MVP awards nor seven Cy Young awards could justify the alleged means.


    Not 762 home runs or 354 wins, not public hangings or courtroom acquittals, not hundreds of millions earned playing the game or tens of millions subsequently spent defending the methods, none of it rose to the rather fluid standards of baseball’s Hall of FameOn a day when 569 voting members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America could not agree on a single worthy candidate, Barry Bonds, the greatest hitter in the game, fell short by 221 votes. Roger Clemens, the best pitcher of his generation, missed by 213.

    The outcome will be viewed as overdue justice or an outrageous injustice, depending on your heart and timeline. The system worked or it is irretrievably broken. The ballot was a statement. Or an exercise in mass confusion, coupled with dereliction of duty.

    Near the end, Hall president Jeff Idelson, a good man in a difficult spot, withdrew a white piece of paper from a serious-looking envelope, arched his eyebrow and announced the result: bupkis. I’m paraphrasing.

    We knew we’d get here. The tepid candidacies of Mark McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro told us so. We didn’t know the degree to which it would leak into the wispier areas of innuendo, and neither Jeff Bagwell nor Mike Piazza cleared 60 percent. (Bonds and Clemens were under 40. )#)

    [Related: Scrubbing of character clause among first reforms Hall of Fame needs=]

    Some worthy candidates took a hit. Presumably some clean players were splattered by their era. Plenty of it is unfair. And I’m here to say, don’t blame us, boys. The mess is yours. We’re just trying to separate the real from whatever the hell your generation turned itself into.

    This day was coming the moment the vials showed up on the doorsteps of ballplayers all over the league. The commissioner was a tad slow on the trigger. The union boss took his job a touch too literally. The players lived to the clubhouse code. The ball writers were asleep at the wheel. That all happened.

    But Idelson is going to have a near-empty town come July not because some 600 voters couldn’t decide how far to stretch their consciences (though that doesn’t help), but because one man and then another and then – who knows – hundreds more chose to cheat their game. It’s terrible for the clean players who may have lost votes in the commotion, in the distractions of the past couple months. It’s worse for the clean players who navigated the game without chemical crutches. There’s no metric for that. Yet.

    [Related: Players, fans react to HOF decision on Twitter]

    But, we’re here. And when Idelson announced that for the eighth time in history the BBWAA had thrown a shutout (and for the first time since 1996), the day struck me as one for accountability, for authenticity, for integrity. Maybe it lasts forever, soothed by the coming class of Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Frank Thomas and Jeff Kent, augmented by the holdovers Craig Biggio, Jack Morris and Fred McGriff. Maybe we’ve mistakenly lost Dale Murphy in the shuffle, and maybe that’s not acceptable. Maybe it’ll always cost Bagwell and Pizaza votes.

    Hell, maybe the whole thing is broken and the BBWAA ought to get out of the Hall of Fame business entirely. Plenty think so.

    [Also: Russell Wilson almost played for the Colorado Rockies]

    In the meantime, we have this transformative moment. This – pick one – measured, spiteful, agonizing, regretful moment of, it turned out, deferral.


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    “It’s a tough period for evaluation, ” Idelson granted. “That’s what this is chalked up to.

    “I’m not surprised we had a shutout today … given how volatile the era has been. ”

    The commissioner’s office seemingly commiserated with the writers, saying, “We respect the longstanding process that the Hall of Fame has in place and the role of the BBWAA. ”

    The union wasn’t as understanding.

    Its chief, Michael Weiner, called the ballot, “Unfortunate, if not sad. ”

    He continued, “To ignore the historic accomplishments of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, for example, is hard to justify. Moreover, to penalize players exonerated in legal proceedings – and others never even implicated – is simply unfair. ”

    [Related: No players admitted to Hall]

    After more than a year in which his account was dormant, Clemens took to Twitter: “After what has been written and said over the last few years I’m not overly surprised. … To those who did take the time to look at the facts … we very much appreciate it. ” He signed off, “Muchie Peachie, Rocket. ”

    Bonds was spotted Tuesday night at a hotel in Maui.

    I’ll miss Cooperstown this summer. The thing about Cooperstown, there was – is – always something to believe in. If not the numbers, then the man. Something. We’ll get back to that, but first there was this. Yeah, this day was coming.

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  12. Common sense day time is here with regard to Craig Provides, Roger Clemens as well as Sammy Sosa to discover their own Corridor associated with Popularity fates.

    Using the impair associated with steroids shrouding numerous candidacies, football authors might fall short for that just the 2nd amount of time in a lot more than 4 years in order to choose one to the actual Corridor.

    Regarding six hundred individuals are permitted election within the BBWAA selection, just about all people from the business with regard to 10 consecutive many years from any kind of stage. Outcomes had been to become introduced from two g. michael. S'AVÈRE ÊTRE Thursday, using the concentrate on first-time eligibles including Provides, baseball's just seven-time Best Participant, as well as Clemens, the only real seven-time Cy Youthful Honor champion.

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    ''It truly will be a pity, particularly because the others moving in this season aren't one of the residing, which can make for any instead unusual wedding ceremony, '' stated the actual Bay area Chronicle's Leslie Slusser, leader from the Football Writers' Organization associated with The united states.

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    Additionally about the ballot with regard to the very first time tend to be Sosa as well as Paul Piazza, energy hitters in whose data happen to be asked due to the Steroids Period, as well as Craig Biggio, twentieth about the profession checklist along with 3, 060 strikes -- just about all for that Houston Astros. Curt Schilling, 11-2 having a two. twenty three PERIOD within postseason perform, http://www.csnclippers.com/ Clippers Deandre Jordan Swingman Jersey, is actually an additional ballot first year.

    The actual Corridor had been ready to maintain the information meeting Thurs along with any kind of electees. In order to not have access to 1.

    Biggio was not certain if the debate more than this particular year's ballot might maintain just about all applicants away.

    ''All I understand is actually which with this business Used to do every thing these people actually requested me personally to complete as well as I am very pleased about this, therefore ideally, the actual authors really feel highly, these people loved exactly what these people noticed, as well as we will observe what goes on, '' Biggio stated upon November. twenty-eight, your day the actual ballot had been introduced.

    Her Forbes Clark, the actual Hall's chairman, stated this past year your woman wasn't stressed through voters evaluating how you can assess gamers within the period associated with performance-enhancing medicines.

    ''I believe the actual art gallery is extremely confident with the actual choices how the football authors help to make, '' your woman stated. ''And therefore it is not really a poor discussion at all. ''

    Provides offers refused knowingly utilizing performance-enhancing medicines as well as had been charged of 1 depend associated with blockage associated with rights with regard to providing a good incredibly elusive solution within 2003 to some great court looking into PEDs. Clemens had been acquitted associated with perjury costs arising through congressional accounts where he or she refused utilizing PEDs.

    Sosa, that completed along with 609 house operates, had been the type of that examined good within MLB's 2003 unknown study, The brand new You are able to Occasions documented last year. He or she informed the congressional panel within 2005 he in no way required unlawful performance-enhancing medicines.

    The actual BBWAA selection guidelines state ''voting will depend on the actual player's report, actively playing capability, ethics, sportsmanship, personality, as well as efforts towards the team(utes) which the ball player performed. ''

    ''Steroid or even HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE make use of is actually cheating, basically, '' ESPN.com's Wallace Matthews wrote. ''And by definition, cheaters lack integrity, sportsmanship and character. Strike one, strike two, strike three.''

    A number of holdovers through this past year stick to the actual 37-player ballot, along with best applicants such as Jack port Morris (67 %), Shaun Bagwell (56 %), Shelter Cruz (fifty-one %) as well as Ricky Raines (forty-nine %).

    Once the Connected Push surveyed 112 qualified voters within past due The fall of, Provides obtained forty five % assistance amongst voters that indicated a viewpoint, Clemens 43 % as well as Sosa eighteen %. The actual Football Believe Manufacturing plant web site put together ballots through authors that created their own views open public with 159 ballots experienced everybody slipping brief. Biggio had been from 69 %, then Morris (63), Bagwell (sixty one), Raines (sixty one), Piazza (sixty), Provides (43) as well as Clemens (43).

    Morris completed 2nd this past year whenever Craig Larkin had been chosen and it is within their fourteenth as well as next-to-last 12 months associated with eligibility. He or she might get to be the participant using the highest-percentage from the election who's not really within the Corridor, the tag presently kept through Gil Hodges from 63 % within 1983.

    A number of gamers that dropped simply brief within the BBWAA balloting later on had been chosen through possibly the actual Veterans Panel or even Old-Timers' Panel: Nellie Sibel (74. 7 % about the 1985 BBWAA ballot), Rick Bunning (74. two % within 1988), Orlando, florida Cepeda (73. 6 % within 1994) as well as Honest Opportunity (seventy two. 5 % within 1945).

    _ design associated with 3 Globe Sequence those who win, Morris completed along with 254 wins as well as had been the actual winningest glass pitcher from the 1980s. Their 3. ninety PERIOD, nevertheless, is actually greater than which associated with any kind of Corridor associated with Famer. Morris is going to be became a member of upon following year's ballot through Greg Maddux as well as Ben Glavine, each 300-game those who win.

    In the event that nobody is actually chosen this season, there might be the logjam within 2014. Voters might choose as much as 10 gamers.

    The only real guarantee may be the Corridor is actually happy with the actual writers' procedure.

    ''While the actual BBWAA will the particular voting, this just will therefore in the ask for from the Corridor associated with Popularity, '' stated the actual La Times' Expenses Shaikin, the actual company's previous leader. ''If the actual Corridor associated with Popularity is actually stressed, definitely the actual Corridor might make alternative plans. ''.

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  2. BlogIcon 혀니 2010.01.04 12:03 신고

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    넘 재밌네요~
    새해 복 많이 받으세요~~

  3. BlogIcon Swingman Jersey 2013.02.19 11:04 신고

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    威灵顿            



    不同之处 雅典将军伊菲克拉斯特(死于公元前353年)出身贫苦。有一次阿莫迪斯(雅典的功
    臣,曾在公元前514年击败海皮亚斯暴君,因此受人敬重,子孙后代都享有一定的特权)的
    一个后裔嘲笑伊菲克拉斯特是鞋匠的儿子。将军回敬道:“你说对了,我们是不一样。我们
    之间的不同在于,我们家族从我开始振兴,而你们家族从你开始衰亡。”


    奴隶与诗人 一天,古罗马将军西比奥(公元前237—前183年)去拜访他的一个朋友、诗人昆塔
    斯·恩纽斯。敲开门后,诗人的奴隶仆人告诉他主人不在家。可恰在这时,西比奥一眼瞥见
    了诗人正闪进后面的一间小屋里。他没有诘问那位奴隶,只是一言不发地走开了。
    没隔多久,诗人恩纽斯也来拜访西比奥。当朋友到门前时,西比奥站在屋里大声说:
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    “你别指望我会相信这话——我已听出了你的声音, http://www.csnspurs.com/ Tim Duncan Authentic Jersey。”诗人在外面抢白说。
    “好你个混蛋,”西比奥回击说,“我连你的奴隶的话都相信,你却不相信我。”


    坐在炸药桶上 I·普特南(1718—1790年),美国独立革命时的重要将领之一。早期参加过法国和印
    度之间的战争。
    在法印战争期间,一位英国少将向普特南提出决斗。普特南知道对方的实力和经验,如
    真干起来,自己取胜的机会很小。于是他邀请这位英国少将到他的帐篷里采用另一种决斗方
    式。
    两个人都坐在一个很小的炸药桶上,每个炸药桶里都有根烧得很慢的导火线,谁先移动
    身体就算输。
    在导火线燃烧时,英国少将显得极度不安,而普特南则悠然地抽着烟斗。
    看到旁观者都纷纷走出帐篷,少将再也坚持不住,从小桶上跳了起来,承认自己输了。
    这时,普特南才对他说:“这桶里装满了洋葱,不是炸药。”


    最有益的劝告 美国将军马克·韦恩·克拉克(1896—1984年)在日常生活中,是一位富有情趣、毫
    不呆板的乐观者。
    有一次,克拉克被人问到这样一个问题:在别人提出的所有劝告中,哪一个是最有益的。
    克拉克说:“我认为最有益的劝告是‘和这位姑娘结婚吧’”。
    “那么,是谁向你提出这一劝告的呢?”
    “就是姑娘自己。”克拉克回答说。


    “高速撤退” 1944年10月,第二次世界大战的局势尚未完全明朗,日本造谣说,美国第三舰队的大
    部分军舰已经沉没,剩下的正在撤退。美方太平洋舰队司令小威廉·F·哈尔西(1882—
    1959年)立刻回电反驳:
    “我们的军舰已经被拯救,目前已向日本舰队高速撤退。”


    向国徽敬礼 第一次世界大战中,一名黑人少校军官和一名白人士兵在路上相遇。士兵见对方是黑
    人,就没有敬礼。当他擦身而过时,背后传来一个低沉而坚定的声音:“请等一下。”黑人
    军官对他说:“士兵,你刚才拒绝向我敬礼,我并不介意。但你必须明白,我是美国总统任
    命的陆军少校,这顶军帽上的国徽代表美国的光荣和伟大。你可以看低我,但必须尊敬它。
    现在,我把帽子摘下来,请你向国徽敬礼。”士兵只得向军官行了军礼。
    这位黑人少校,就是后来成为美国历史上第一个黑人将军的本杰明·戴维斯。


    借题发挥 美国五星上将卡特利特·马歇尔(1880—1959年)在他驻地的一次酒会后,请求一位
    小姐答应让他送她回家。
    这位小姐的家就在附近不远,可是马歇尔开了一个多小时的车才把她送到家门口。
    “你来这里不很久吧?”她问,“你好像不太认识路似的。”
    “我不敢那样说,如果我对这个地方不熟悉,我怎么能够开一个多小时的车,而一次也
    没有经过你家的门口呢?”马歇尔微笑着说。
    这位小姐后来嫁给了马歇尔。


    我们都能保密 英国陆军统帅阿瑟·韦尔斯利·威灵顿(1769—1852年)曾因成功地指挥了英国对拿
    破仑的半岛战役被封为公爵,以后他又与普鲁士将军布吕歇尔在滑铁卢最终击败了拿破仑。
    他早年曾在印度服役,阿萨战役时,他负责同一名印度官员秘密谈判。这位官员急于想
    知道能割让多少土地给他们,想尽办法都不能让这位将军开口。最后这位印度人说,只要韦
    尔斯利透露给他这个消息,他愿出50万卢比酬金。
    韦尔斯利问他:“你能保密吗?”
    “当然,我能保密。”印度官员急切地答道。
    “那我也能保密。”韦尔斯利说。

    大难临头时 一次在海上旅行,威灵顿公爵乘的小船遇上了风暴,有沉没的危险。船长匆匆赶到威灵
    顿的包舱,说:“我们就要完蛋了。”
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 기자 분들이 각기 특성이 있는 기사를 쓰지요. 정치적인 색이 강한 글을 쓰는 기자분들도 있고, 전공을 살려서 IT 분야나 과학 기술 분야의 알려지지 않은 분야의 글을 쓰시는 분도 있습니다. 하지만 특이한 기자 중에 항상 꼽히는 기자분이 박성기라는 기자분입니다. 그의 전공은 바로 "뒷태"입니다.



  그럼 이 기자분이 얼마나 뒷태를 좋아하시는지 N 포털사이트에서 "숨막히는뒷태"라는 키워드로 검색을 해 보겠습니다.




 오늘도 그는 꾸준히 숨막히는 뒤태에 대한 글을 올리고 있습니다. ㅋ 질식하겠네요. 그런데 숨막히는 뒷태의 대상에는 여성분들만 포함되는 것이 아니었습니다. 특이한 숨막히는 뒤태 들을 찾아 봤습니다.

- 경인년의 얼굴 '백호' 숨막히는 뒤태



 내년이 경인년 그러니까 호랑이의 해죠. 모두들 백호의 뒷태를 감상하면서 새해복 많이 받으세요 ㅋㅋ

- 새해에는 사회성 담은 뒤태사진 찍고 싶다.



 새해에는 사회성을 담은 좀 더 생각을 할 수 있도록 하는 뒤태사진들을 기대하겠습니다. 뭐 동대문의 뒤태 이런것도 괜찮아요 ㅋㅋ


- 국민은행 돌진한 그랜저의 뒤태


 인터넷 게시판에서 봤을 때, 합성인 줄 알았는데 찾아보니까 정말로 기사가 있네요 ㅋㅋ


  네이버에서 지금 검색되는 것은 여기까지인데 진짜 뒤태 사진들 많이 찍어 놨더군요 ㅎㅎ. 박성기 기자가 소위 "뒤태 매니아"로 유명해 지면서 박성기 기자를 인터뷰한 기사도 있었습니다.

- 박 기자는 왜 '숨막히는 뒤태 마니아'가 되었나



 이 인터뷰에서 박성기 기자님은 이 인터뷰에서 자신은 "개인적인 생각으로는 독자들이 보고 싶어 하는 사진을 올리는 것이고 또 ( 그런 포즈를 찍는 것을 ) 내가 좋아하는 것도 사실"이라고 말했습니다. 재밌는 분이네요 ㅋㅋ

 새해에는 또 어떤 뒤태를 찍으시러 다닐지 궁금합니다. ㅎ




  1. BlogIcon 2proo 2009.12.30 21:01 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 이분이 그 유명하신 뒷태 기자시군요~
    명작 사진을 마구 생산해내시는 분 ㅎㅎ

  2. dd 2010.01.10 15:52 신고

    오늘 그 기대도 막을내립니다

  3. home-1 2010.01.10 16:21 신고

    ㄴ윽 ㅋㅋㅋ이번일이 문제가 되긴했는데 어쩔런지..

  4. ㅋㅋ 2010.04.17 18:21 신고

    네이트 기사도배좀 그만하십쇼

  5. 씨발년 2010.04.18 00:13 신고

    존슨.Park ㅋㅋㅋ 지랄하시네 제발 네이트에서 깝치지좀 마라 사람들 다 너 죽이려 안달이야 ㅋ

  6. ㄴㄹ 2010.07.13 15:21 신고

    아놔....캬캬컄캬캬캬캬컄캬

  7. 등급보류 2011.10.25 18:42 신고

    흠....뒷태패티시가 있는듯...

  8. hu0522 2011.12.22 09:50 신고

    덕분에 많이 웃었습니다. 뒷태만을 고집하시는 이유가 궁금하기도 하구요. 이런 개성넘치는 기사들이 눈을 즐겁게 해주고 기분을 좋게 해주는것 같습니다^^. 앞으로도 고생해주세요~

  9. There’s plenty left to believe in. Just maybe not today, when neither seven MVP awards nor seven Cy Young awards could justify the alleged means.


    Not 762 home runs or 354 wins, not public hangings or courtroom acquittals, not hundreds of millions earned playing the game or tens of millions subsequently spent defending the methods, none of it rose to the rather fluid standards of baseball’s Hall of FameOn a day when 569 voting members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America could not agree on a single worthy candidate, Barry Bonds, the greatest hitter in the game, fell short by 221 votes. Roger Clemens, the best pitcher of his generation, missed by 213.

    The outcome will be viewed as overdue justice or an outrageous injustice, depending on your heart and timeline. The system worked or it is irretrievably broken. The ballot was a statement. Or an exercise in mass confusion, coupled with dereliction of duty.

    Near the end, Hall president Jeff Idelson, a good man in a difficult spot, withdrew a white piece of paper from a serious-looking envelope, arched his eyebrow and announced the result: bupkis. I’m paraphrasing.

    We knew we’d get here. The tepid candidacies of Mark McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro told us so. We didn’t know the degree to which it would leak into the wispier areas of innuendo, and neither Jeff Bagwell nor Mike Piazza cleared 60 percent, http://www.chibearsshop.com/ Cutler Game Nike Jersey. (Bonds and Clemens were under 40. )#)

    [Related: Scrubbing of character clause among first reforms Hall of Fame needs=]

    Some worthy candidates took a hit. Presumably some clean players were splattered by their era. Plenty of it is unfair. And I’m here to say, don’t blame us, boys. The mess is yours. We’re just trying to separate the real from whatever the hell your generation turned itself into.

    This day was coming the moment the vials showed up on the doorsteps of ballplayers all over the league. The commissioner was a tad slow on the trigger. The union boss took his job a touch too literally. The players lived to the clubhouse code. The ball writers were asleep at the wheel. That all happened.

    But Idelson is going to have a near-empty town come July not because some 600 voters couldn’t decide how far to stretch their consciences (though that doesn’t help), but because one man and then another and then – who knows – hundreds more chose to cheat their game. It’s terrible for the clean players who may have lost votes in the commotion, in the distractions of the past couple months. It’s worse for the clean players who navigated the game without chemical crutches. There’s no metric for that. Yet.

    [Related: Players, fans react to HOF decision on Twitter]

    But, we’re here. And when Idelson announced that for the eighth time in history the BBWAA had thrown a shutout (and for the first time since 1996), the day struck me as one for accountability, for authenticity, for integrity. Maybe it lasts forever, soothed by the coming class of Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Frank Thomas and Jeff Kent, augmented by the holdovers Craig Biggio, Jack Morris and Fred McGriff. Maybe we’ve mistakenly lost Dale Murphy in the shuffle, and maybe that’s not acceptable. Maybe it’ll always cost Bagwell and Pizaza votes.

    Hell, maybe the whole thing is broken and the BBWAA ought to get out of the Hall of Fame business entirely. Plenty think so.

    [Also: Russell Wilson almost played for the Colorado Rockies]

    In the meantime, we have this transformative moment. This – pick one – measured, spiteful, agonizing, regretful moment of, it turned out, deferral.


    Craig Biggio came closest to making the Hall of Fame, garnering 68. 2 percent of the vote. (AP)
    “It’s a tough period for evaluation, ” Idelson granted. “That’s what this is chalked up to.

    “I’m not surprised we had a shutout today … given how volatile the era has been. ”

    The commissioner’s office seemingly commiserated with the writers, saying, “We respect the longstanding process that the Hall of Fame has in place and the role of the BBWAA. ”

    The union wasn’t as understanding.

    Its chief, Michael Weiner, called the ballot, “Unfortunate, if not sad. ”

    He continued, “To ignore the historic accomplishments of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, for example, is hard to justify. Moreover, to penalize players exonerated in legal proceedings – and others never even implicated – is simply unfair. ”

    [Related: No players admitted to Hall]

    After more than a year in which his account was dormant, Clemens took to Twitter: “After what has been written and said over the last few years I’m not overly surprised. … To those who did take the time to look at the facts … we very much appreciate it. ” He signed off, “Muchie Peachie, Rocket. ”

    Bonds was spotted Tuesday night at a hotel in Maui.

    I’ll miss Cooperstown this summer. The thing about Cooperstown, there was – is – always something to believe in. If not the numbers, then the man. Something. We’ll get back to that, but first there was this. Yeah, this day was coming.

  10. BlogIcon R4 DS 2013.03.18 12:33 신고

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  11. 1. 今天是感恩节...向在我生命中,

    陪伴守侯或只是路过的每一个朋友说声:

    *谢谢!*感谢你给我带来的欢乐和一切...

    感谢你们让我相信:我是幸福的!!


    这是我昨天收到的第一条短信息,是它告诉我这是怎样一个日子。生活在并不忙碌带着几许无聊又几许无奈的我,并没有在意这是一个什么特别的日子。感谢这位朋友的提醒,感谢所有的朋友对我的关心,我会好好的活着,努力地过好每一天!!



    2. 生命中有许多值得感谢,

    在这个本身就值得感谢的日子里

    想对你说:Thanks giving my friend


    真的,因为感恩节,一个我从来都没有在意过的西方的节日,让我觉得生命中有许多值得感谢,在远离了大家朝夕相处了四年的朋友之后,我才发现在那么多的感动就在平实的日子里,在我们不经意之间溜走了。很想大声的说:让我在来一次吧。


    3. 烟花的一瞬是快乐

    流星的一瞬是祈愿

    思念的一瞬是感动

    而我只想让你在看到短信的一瞬明白:

    我是真的祝你一生幸福!!


    也许,所有的朋友都是在祝愿自己的,所以一定要自己让自己快乐起来,幸福起来!!



    4. 风起时,

    落叶载上灵魂,

    在秋日温暖的光芒里穿梭,

    赞美太阳,

    赞美此生得赐的身边的和远方的朋友,

    感恩节快乐!

    多么诗意一条短信啊!让我觉得很温馨,让你觉得温馨了没有?


    5. 主耶稣的感恩福音:

    要对人好,

    要对给你发短信的人好,

    要常请她吃饭,

    常买礼物给她,

    将你身上罪恶的钱给她。

    主耶稣爱你,阿门

    并祝感恩节快乐!!


    这是一条很有意思的短信,我把它作为我感恩节的代言发给了许多朋友,希望他(她)们收到短信时会会意地一笑。

    还有来自许多来自朋友和亲人祝福的短信,让我知道大家其实都在一起,大家都在互相鼓励,所以我也要加油,不断地努力,过好每一天!让每一天丰富起来!

    向帮助过我的朋友和我所爱的朋友说声感谢,感谢你走进我的生命,让我的生命丰富而又美丽,我愿我有生的时光,带给你无限的快乐。感恩节快乐!

    A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart! Today is Thanksgiving Day! Happy Thanksgiving Day!

    Maybe one day we will apart, maybe one day you will walk out my life, but you will always in my heart! Brother Forever! Happy Thanksgiving Day, Dear brother!

    43 谁言寸草心,报得三春晖!
    42 感谢的话毋宁多言,总之,你是我一生的知己好友!
    41 谢了,哥们,下次有事儿别忘了找我!
    40 给你添了太多的麻烦,真是不好意思!
    39 我不知道说什么才好,除了谢谢。
    38 谢谢你和我同舟共济!
    37 谢谢你帮我,祝你快乐,愿你岁岁平安,事事如意。
    36 你虽然两次救了我的命,但那都是你自己愿意的,我可没求你。既然我不领你的情,自然也不必说好听的话拍你马屁。
    35 衷心谢谢你为我所做的一切!
    34 懒得客气地来和你说谢谢,咱们到哪个馆子里撮一顿,唠唠嗑,如何?
    33 大恩大德,铭记在心。
    32 您的恩情,我没齿难忘。
    31 结草衔环,以报大恩大德。
    30 千言万语,表达不了我的感激之情,我只能说,我已铭记在心。
    29 患难见真知,谢谢你帮我度过难关!
    28 滴水之恩,来日我当涌泉相报。
    27 你的帮助无异于雪中送炭,让我感激涕零!
    26 谢谢你帮我,祝你快乐,愿你岁岁平安,事事如意。

    1.今天是感恩节。我要感谢那些帮助过我以及我所爱的朋友们。感谢你们走进我的生命,让我的生命变得完整而有意义。我愿意用我的有生带给你开心与快乐!

    2.知道什么样的人最快乐吗?心怀感激快乐的人。所以我是快乐的感谢上帝让我拥有你这样的好朋友!不管冬日多寒冷,想到你就让我看到温暖的阳光!感恩节快乐!:)

    3.感谢上帝让我们相遇,感谢你我共同经历的日子,感谢你让我的生命的天空如此美丽,对这一切的一切只有对你说:感恩节快乐!我爱你!

    让我怎样感谢你,当我走向你的时候,我原想收获一缕春风,你却给了我整个春天。
    因为有了太阳,大地万物自由生长.因为有了月亮,夜晚不再暗淡无光.因为有了星星,天空不再辽远空旷.因为有了你的陪伴,我变的幸福快乐.只想说谢谢"

    1.感谢上帝给了我牛奶,给了我面包,给了我一切,我爱你……上帝 感恩节

    2.我不会说什么话,只想对你说我也会帮助别人 感恩节

    3.给你添了太多的麻烦,真是不好意思! 感恩节

    4.大恩大德,铭记在心。 感恩节

    5.你的帮助无异于雪中送炭,让我感激涕零! 感恩节

    6.我不知道说什么才好,除了谢谢。 感恩节

    7.感谢的话毋宁多言,总之,你是我一生的知己好友! 感恩节

    8.衷心谢谢你为我所做的一切! 感恩节

    9.谢谢你帮我,祝你快乐,愿你岁岁平安,事事如意 感恩节

    10.千言万语,表达不了我的感激之情,我只能说,我已铭记在心。 感恩节

    11.让我怎样感谢你,当我走向你的时候,我原想收获一缕春风,你却给了我整个春天。

    12、今天是十一月第4个星期四,又是一个感恩节来临了,我发了如下短信给我的朋...

    13、你小子大清早找死啊?(555,好暴力,我只是祝你节日快乐而已)

    14、感恩节?是要吃火鸡的那个感恩节?你不是要我请你吃火鸡吧,很贵也。(-_...

    15、把信息给我原封不动发回,后面加了一句“也祝你快乐”

    16、今天真的是感恩节吗?下班我要早点去买好吃的,回去和家里人大吃一顿。

    17、我请你吃饭!最好多带两个漂亮妹妹来!感恩节,快乐哦

    18、你的帮助无异于雪中送炭,让我感激涕零!

    19、滴水之恩,来日我当涌泉相报。

    20、患难见真知,谢谢你帮我度过难关!

    21、千言万语,表达不了我的感激之情, http://www.snspurs.com/ Tim Duncan home Jersey,我只能说,我已铭记在心。

    22、结草衔环,以报大恩大德。

    23、懒得客气地来和你说谢谢,咱们到哪个馆子里撮一顿,唠唠嗑,如何?

    24、你虽然两次救了我的命,但那都是你自己愿意的,我可没求你。既然我不领你的...

    25、感谢的话毋宁多言,总之,你是我一生的知己好友!

    26、谢了,哥们,下次有事儿别忘了找我!

    27、让我怎样感谢你,当我走向你的时候,我原想收获一缕春风,你却给了我整个春...

    28、不好意思,在你报答我之前,能不能先告诉我什么是感恩节?


      Warm wishes at Thanksgiving.

      在感恩节,衷心地祝福你们。

      From all of us to all of you at Thanksgiving.

      我们全体祝你们感恩节快乐。

      Thanksgiving wishes for you and your family.

      给你们全家感恩节的祝福。

      I wish you could be here on Thanksgiving.

      但愿你能来过感恩节。

      Thanksgiving just won't be the same without you.

      没有你,感恩节就不会一样了。

      This will be our first Thanksgiving apart.

      这将是我们第一次不在一起过感恩节。

      It will be sad not to see you during the holiday when families get together.

      家人团聚的节日里,不能看到你,我会感到难过。

      Our first Thanksgiving should be our best.

      我们第一次共度的感恩节是我们最美好的时光。

      I wouldn't want to spend Thanks-giving with anyone else.

      我只愿和你共度感恩节。

      What a wonderful time to be together.

      在一起的时光多么快乐。

      Thanksgiving is a time when I tell you that I love you.

      感恩节就是我告诉你我爱你的时候。

      Thanksgiving is a great time to tell you that we love you kids.

      孩子们,感恩节这时刻,我们要说:我们都爱你们。

      Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year.

      感恩节是一年中最好的节日。

      I love to eat, so I love Thanksgiving.

      我爱吃,所以我爱感恩节。

      I hope you are feeling thankful after your supper.

      希望你吃过晚饭后有感恩的心情。

      I am getting hungry just thinking about it.

      一想到它我就饿了。

      I will be home for Thanksgiving, so save a little turkey for me.

      我会回家过感恩节,所以请留点儿火鸡给我。

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