깨지 말라고 만든 게임, 또 그걸 깨는 사람


여러분은 게임을 좋아하시나요? 게임은 적절한 난이도로 즐기게 되면 목표 달성의 성취감과 스트레스 해소에 도움이 됩니다. 하지만 사람이라는게 한번 익숙해지면 더 높은 난이도의 게임을 원하게 되지요. 그래서 몇몇 게임들은 난이도가 극악에 이를 정도로 어렵습니다.

이번에 소개해드릴 동영상은 정말 깨지 말라고 만든 게임과 그걸 또 깨는 사람의 플레이 동영상입니다. 조작이 아닌가 생각이 들 정도로 정교한 컨트롤을 보여주는데요. 게임은 그 유명한 수퍼마리오입니다.




계속 보면서 입이 안 다물어지네요.

대단한 플레이입니다. 저걸 라이브로 뒤에서 지켜보고 있으면 어떤 기분일까요? 참.. 상상이 안가네요. ㅎ



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  2. BlogIcon 모아디 2011.05.03 17:32 신고

    예전에 수퍼마리오3 동영상 본적이 있었는데.. 이것 역시 대단하네요. 무한 별을 먹어도 클리어하기 힘들듯 ㅋ

  3. BlogIcon 빛이드는창 2011.05.03 18:16 신고

    와... 진짜.. 겜신들은..엄청나는 듯..싶네요^^

  4. BlogIcon |노을| 2011.05.03 18:22 신고

    와~ 정말 대단한데요..;;
    동전도 딱~! 100개 맞춰서 먹네요.. ㅡㅡ;;

  5. BlogIcon 이베이날다 2011.05.03 19:45 신고

    정말 극악의 난이도네여 ㅠ.ㅠ

    정말 손이 감각적으로 움직이는 것 같네요 ~~

  6. BlogIcon 쪼매맹 2011.05.03 19:59 신고

    역시 사람이 못하는게 없네요.와우..

  7. BlogIcon 울릉갈매기 2011.05.03 20:23 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ
    정말 저는 근처에도 못가겠어요~^^
    행복한 시간 되세요~^^

  8. BlogIcon 솜다리™ 2011.05.03 20:57 신고

    게임은 별로 좋아라하지 않아 이 게임 한번도 않해봤지만..
    이건 장난이 아니내요^^

  9. BlogIcon pinksanho 2011.05.03 21:04 신고

    헉ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ. 대단한데요 -_-; 전짜 신컨.......ㅋㅋㅋ
    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ... 어떻게 하면 할 수 있을지;;;;;;느려도 죽을때 되면 죽는 저로서는...

  10. BlogIcon 해우기 2011.05.03 21:04 신고

    다리가 이 모양이 되고나니...
    좀 심심해서...
    같이 운동하는 사람들 운동하는 인조잔디에 누워서 구경만 하다가...

    들어와서 게임을 좀 해볼까했더니...영 적성에...

    그래서 독서를 해볼까...하고 찾고있었는데....
    다시 한번 누구 스마트폰빌려서 게임을 해보고 싶어지네요 ㅎㅎ

  11. BlogIcon 신기한별 2011.05.03 22:45 신고

    재미있는 영상 잘 보고 갑니다.

  12. BlogIcon 소셜윈 2011.05.03 23:22 신고

    아~~ 좀 보려고 했는데 버퍼링이 너무 심해서
    못 보겠어요 ㅜㅜ

  13. BlogIcon B.C냥이 2011.05.04 00:32 신고

    @_@....보다가 눈이 뱅글뱅글 도는 바람에 어지러워서 중도 포기했습니다;;;
    3분 30초 조금 넘게까지 봤는데..... 저거 깰라고 얼마나 많이 플레이했을지 생각하면.. 허어어;;;;

    중간고사 잘 보시고 멋진 리뷰 보여주시기를 기대하겠습니다 : )

  14. BlogIcon 지후니74 2011.05.04 08:04 신고

    정말 경의롭기까지 합니다.~~~ ^^
    수 많은 실패와 좌절(?)을 겪고 얻은 결과겠지요?

  15. BlogIcon Teo테오 2011.05.04 11:12 신고

    정말 대박이네요... 어떻게 저럴수가 있죠 ㅋㅋㅋ

  16. BlogIcon 이바구™ 2011.05.04 13:18 신고

    정말 신의 경지네요.^^

  17. BlogIcon 하늘날아 2011.05.04 13:39 신고

    게임도 대단하지만
    만들어 낸 사람, 그것을 하는 사람은 더 대단하네요
    저런 경지가 되려면 도데체 어떻게 얼마만큼 해야할까요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    행복한 하루 되세요^^

  18. BlogIcon 그냥 아저씨 2011.05.04 17:31 신고

    뒤에서; 지켜 보면 다리 아픕니다;;
    오락실이면; 참;; 인내가 바닥이 나는 상황이지요;;;

  19. BlogIcon 쿠쿠양 2011.05.05 00:40 신고

    이런걸 보고 뛰는 놈 위에 나는 놈 있다고 하는걸까요?+__+

  20. BlogIcon 레종 Raison. 2011.05.06 21:36 신고

    후덜덜 하네요..... 짱입니다..

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최강의 레이싱 게임 장비


게임을 하는데 주변기기의 역할은 정말 중요합니다.
게임의 현실성을 증가시켜서 게이머로 하여금 게임에 더 몰입 하도록 해줍니다.

특히 레이싱 게임은 코너링시 원심력이라든지 가속이나 브레이크 페달을 밟을 때 가속력이 몸으로 느껴지면 더 몰입을 할 수 있습니다. 그런 면에서 최강의 장비가 있어서 소개해 드립니다.




가속력 대신 게임기를 기울여서 중력을 가속력의 느낌이 나도록 만드는 방식입니다.
저거 하다보면 멀미가 날 수도 있을것 같은데...
하나 가지고 싶네요 ㅋㅋ

ps. 오늘은 과제 때문에 제대로 된 포스팅을 하기 어렵겠어요 ㅜㅜ
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  2. BlogIcon 울트라솔이 2010.11.28 15:52 신고

    오우... 집에서 이런 게임을 즐길 수 있다니;;
    정말 재밌을거 같아요. 스트레스 날리는데 최고의 장비인듯 ㅡ

  3. BlogIcon 오스칼&앙드레 2010.11.28 17:16 신고

    저런거 지스타에도 나왔는데 정말 재밌어 보이더라고요.
    3D안경까지 끼고 하는데 와우~_~;

  4. BlogIcon 탐진강 2010.11.28 18:08 신고

    레이싱 게임 장비로 멋진데요
    새로운 한주 힘차게 보내세요..

  5. BlogIcon 직딩H 2010.11.28 18:19 신고

    대박입니다 ㅋㅋㅋ
    저거 하나 있으면 애들은 학교에서 인기 폭발이겠어요~
    집 밖에 안 나갈 듯 ㅋ

  6. BlogIcon 신기한별 2010.11.28 20:11 신고

    마치 실제로 경기하는 듯한 느낌~
    근데, 저런 장비를 갖출려면 게임방에서만 가능할듯 ㄷㄷ;;

  7. BlogIcon mami5 2010.11.28 21:24 신고

    저런 장비도 있다니..
    신기하네요..^^

  8. BlogIcon 나비오 2010.11.28 22:40 신고

    최강 장비 맞네요 ^^
    행복하세요 `

  9. BlogIcon 그냥 아저씨 2010.11.29 15:03 신고

    오~신기하네요~
    과제 러시에 상당히 고생이 많으세요~^^
    얼른 끝내시고 ~ 좋은 포스팅 해주세요 ~

  10. BlogIcon x.co1.kr 2010.12.06 21:13 신고

    와 실제로 하나 갖고싶어요 ㅎㅎㅎ 아 위에

    글이 마음에 들면 추천한방! 저런 빡스 어떻게 만드는건가요?

    알려주세요~!!!부탁드립니다~^^

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.12.07 17:57 신고

      흠..
      기말고사가 끝나면 포스팅 하도록 하겠습니다.. ㅎ
      약간 복잡 할 수도 있이요 ^^
      아니면 재아님 블로그에 가시면 확인 하실 수 있습니다. ^^

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    Grand Valley State, where he won two national titles, to Central Michigan, where he won a MAC championship, to the University of Cincinnati, where he led a team to a 12-0 record, to, now, Notre Dame, where in his third season he took the once moribund Irish to the national title game, there's an obvious constant.

    Brian Kelly has always been successful. And Brian Kelly has always been a climber.

    That the NFL was on the horizon should surprise no one. Until word broke Wednesday with ESPN saying Kelly has met with the Philadelphia Eagles and there is mutual interest, the horizon still seemed off in the distance.
    Brian Kelly has reportedly interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles. (USA Today)
    The interview, according to the NFL Network, took place Tuesday, just hours after the Irish's 42-14 BCS title game loss to Alabama, a disappointment that only slightly diminished a dream season. Kelly is now said to be out of the country for a brief vacation, an entirely separate bizarre turn. Notre Dame declined to comment on the reports.

    For Philadelphia, there is risk all over this one. Kelly doesn't have a single day of NFL experience, either as a player or a coach. At the same time there's a simple and powerful angle to sell the fan base. Kelly wins. Everywhere. And he did it at programs that either hadn't ever achieved such success, or in the case of Notre Dame, not seen it for years.



    A Philly fan base desperate for success after the slide under Andy Reid might buy into that. And while he's known as an offensive coach, a developer of talent and a fine motivator, this past season he won with defense in South Bend, a desperate need for the Eagles. Moreover, he's known as a terrific in-game manager, with solid adjustments, http://www.csnthunder.com/ Thunder Serge Ibaka road Jersey. There's no need to bring up Reid's reputation on that.

    Still, this would be a leap of faith. Kelly played ball at little Assumption College in Massachusetts, and after a brief stint in political organization he worked his way up slowly through the college coaching ranks. His time at even the highest level of college football is limited – three years at ND and three years at UC, if you consider the Big East that.

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    At 51 he would arrive as a newcomer to the league, yet lacking the reputation as an offensive savant like Oregon's Chip Kelly, whom the Eagles, among others, also pursued.

    This would be, for Philly, a gamble.

    It would be, for Brian Kelly, a stunning departure also.


    Again, only the most devout Irish fan could believe that Kelly was going to stay forever in South Bend. In truth, the national demands of the job, from recruiting to alumni responsibilities, tend to wear everyone out. Lou Holtz, the last ND coach who wasn't asked to leave, said he was so exhausted after 11 seasons he thought he was too tired to coach anymore. After a brief rest, he realized he was just too tired to coach Notre Dame, so he took the South Carolina job.

    [Related: Robert Griffin III, other NFL players likely fearful of 'Jay Cutler' treatment]

    Kelly is only in his third season, one in which the Irish arrived in national contention ahead of schedule. This would seem to be the time for Kelly to enjoy the fruits of his labor, to ride the momentum and see exactly what this program can do. He's always been pushing for the next job. Now here was a job he could dig in and see what was possible.

    No, the blowout loss to 'Bama wasn't fun, but no one thought the Irish would get to the title game this year, and no one thinks it's their last crack. The Irish, as long as Kelly was around, were back.


    The Eagles are searching for a replacement for head coach Andy Reid. (AP) He returns a star-studded team, including most of the vaunted defensive line, freshman quarterback Everett Golson and plenty of skill players. Manti Te'o has graduated, but there is plenty of young talent there.

    And more is coming. Kelly is sitting on the current No. 1 ranked recruiting class according to rivals.com, a group flush with the kind of athletes from across the country that Notre Dame knows it needs if it wants to come back and beat an Alabama some day.

    "Winning, " Kelly said earlier this year, "sure does help. "

    Yet just days after brushing aside, but not burying, interest in the NFL, he's reportedly looking at the opportunity to take on another enormous challenge, at the game's highest level.

    For Notre Dame this is a gut-punch. The Irish have suffered through nearly two decades of poor to average coaches while a perception was built that the school could never again be nationally relevant due to strict academics, location, a lack of conference affiliation and a host of other items.

    Then when Notre Dame finally gets a capable coach who quickly proves none of that is true, who restores a measure of glory and has the program primed for even more, it might lose him?

    That quickly? And to the Eagles?

    You could argue this is a classic power play to use NFL interest – real or rumored – into a lucrative contract extension. Notre Dame is the king of those sucker jobs, having once handed Charlie Weis a ten-year deal just because gossip spread that an NFL team might want to talk to him at the end of the season.


    [Yahoo! Sports Radio: Texans' Owen Daniels on rematch in New England]

    The thing is that Kelly was already going to get paid. He was already in the perfect position. He restored Notre Dame, bringing joy to one of the wealthiest alumni bases in major college football. He'd earned his raise.

    No, the interest in the NFL is real. It's always been real, the ultimate spot for an upwardly mobile coach.

    Brian Kelly has always won. Brian Kelly has always climbed.

    In a nervous South Bend, with no obvious big-name, proven successor (defensive coordinator Bob Diaco? )#) standing by, everyone waits to see if the jump comes sooner, far sooner, than they ever imagined.

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    为了感谢捷克救了螺丝一命,螺丝的家人决定邀请捷克到头等舱用点心
    不过这是A的诡计,他打算要让捷克大出洋相。不过幸好有一名好心贵妇的帮忙
    捷克应答得体,也搏得不少赞许
    '你吐过口水吗?"吃过点心後,捷克和螺丝一起到外围的观赏风景用走廊?
    (没看过飞机上有这玩意的吧!不愧是超豪华的铁达尼号)螺丝摇摇头
    "我示范给你看'捷克拉著这位富家女的手,两人兴冲冲的跑到窗户旁边
    打开了一扇窗户..........
    由於他们两人居然做出这种蠢事(各位有兴趣的话可以试试看在超音速之下
    打开窗子会有什麽事发生),螺丝被家人抓回去钉在座位上
    而捷克则被座舱长以公共危险罪逮捕,锁在一根柱子上
    这时在驾驶舱中,雷达官惊恐的大喊'前方有飞碟朝个航道飞过来!?
    '左满舵!"机长大叫,但是慢了一步,飞机的右边机身已经和飞碟擦过
    飞机上的乘客都感受到了这股震动
    "安全士官!"穿著红色制服的安全士官跑过来"报告损失状况"
    "右边五个防火装甲全毁,在原本的设计之中,只要损毁在四个以下还没问题
    但那时设计师根本没想到会毁掉五个'安全士官无奈的说'铁达尼号会坠机,
    而更糟的是,我们的咖啡喝光了""该死!我早告诉他们要多准备一些备用咖啡的!?
    座舱长正企图稳定乘客的情绪'各位请听我说....我们的机身受了点小擦撞,
    而且燃料的问题可能迫使我们必须海上迫降'
    '你还有没有隐瞒什麽更糟的事!"一名乘客大声质问
    看著秩序井然的众人,坐舱长深呼吸一下"我们的咖啡喝光了"
    顿时全机陷入暴动状态,恐怖份子乱开枪,MIB干员和一只大蟑螂打了起来
    一名CIA和一名KGB互相掐著对方的脖子,一大堆奶油派朝著比尔盖兹飞过
    去.....
    在外面的观赏用走廊,大家抢著逃生用降落伞,'妇孺先用!'座舱长击昏一名
    帝国暴风骑兵後後,拿著他的雷射枪对准所有企图抢用降落伞的男士,
    这时螺丝的母亲已经拿到一套伞包了,她递给螺丝另一套伞包'再见了,妈'螺丝突

    往後跑,A愤怒的抓住她,说'我说不准......'但他马上被柔道红带的螺丝摔了出

    螺丝冲到三等舱的位置,门已经被锁死了,所有乘客愤怒的对空服员大骂
    螺丝从後门溜进三等舱(显然没有人发现有这个门)
    拿起被MIB击碎的大蟑螂的脚,用力的朝捷克的手铐打下去
    '碰!""啊~~~!你在打哪里啊!""对不起,我再来一次!"
    经过十次的失败後,螺丝终於打烂了捷克的手,这时他们才发现钥匙还插在手铐上
    显然座舱长刚刚根本忘了拿走。
    到了门口,门还是锁得紧紧的,'B!对不起了!"
    捷克和螺丝两人合力把B台起来当成撞门槌,把门硬生生的给撞了开来
    所有人狼狈的逃到走廊,这时A愤怒的看著捷克和螺丝?
    突然他击昏一名穿个黑披风和黑色装甲,头戴黑面具的乘客,拿起对方的光剑
    朝捷克冲了过去,"使用原力,捷克!"突然有一阵声音传入捷克的脑中
    他启动了原力加速和原力跳跃,溜出A的攻击范围(玩过绝地武士的都知道)
    "可惜我还不会原力抓取,不然倒下的一定是他!"捷克气喘嘘嘘的拉著螺丝跑向机

    途中看到一个摇滚乐团在演唱'好像没有人在听我们表演'在匆忙的跑步中
    这是他唯一听到的话
    到了机尾,已经慢了一步,所有降落伞都用光了,而这时铁达尼号已经渐渐的冲向海

    两人抱在一起,捷克看看四周'这是我们第一次见面的地方''对啊,显然无论你当

    有没有阻止我,结果都依样'
    轰!!!!!!!!
    铁达尼号撞到海面上去了,大量的海水冲进驾驶舱,机长带著无奈的叹息看著四周
    '我不应该把我最喜欢的马克杯带来的'他拉著副驾驶,安全士官带著雷达官
    四个人一起游了出去
    '一千五百人,只救活了六个'螺丝哽咽的对媒体记者说
    '总共有一千五百人跳伞出去,但是风向失误,一部份人飘到鲨鱼出没区
    一部份人飘到水雷区,一部份人飘到百幕达三角洲,一部份人在半空中就冷死了
    一部份人飘到巴格达,而这时美军正在空袭'
    捷克抱住螺丝'只有六个人飘到台湾去,他们一上岸就被海岸巡防队当成偷渡客逮捕

    因此没有遭到被砂石车撞死的命运'他叹息的说
    两人的婚礼在秋季举行,当他们到达机场时,螺丝温柔的对捷克说
    '亲爱的,我知道你并不信邪......不过你为何要买中华航空的机票呢?"
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    ***** Women *****
    女人
    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    如果你亲她,那你就没有绅士风度
    If you don't, you are not a man
    可是如果你不亲她,那你就不算男子汉!
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    如果你赞美她,她会认为你只是在奉承她
    If you don't, you are good for nothing
    但要是你不赞美她,那你就一无是处了!
    If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
    如果你对她的话完全同意,那她就会 的像二五八万
    If you don't, you are not understanding
    要是你不同意,那就表示你根本不了解
    If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
    假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫,你就一定是情场老手
    If you don't you are half a man
    如果不是,那你根本还不够成熟
    If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
    如果你太常去找她,她会觉得烦腻
    If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
    但是如果你不去找她,她会责备你欺骗她的感情
    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    你要是穿的帅一点,她会说你是花花公子
    If you don't, you are a dull boy
    穿的破烂点,那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙
    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    如果你吃醋,她会说这样是不对的
    If you don't , she thinks you do not love her
    可是如果你完全不吃醋,她又会认为你根本不爱她
    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    你如你试图对她调情,她会认为你不尊重她
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
    但要是你一直规规矩矩的,她又会觉得你不喜欢她
    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    你若是迟到一分钟,她会抱怨等的多累多苦
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
    要是她自己迟到了,她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的
    If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
    如果你去找你的朋友,她会说你像跟屁虫
    If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'
    如果是她,她会说"喔,这很自然啊,女孩子都是这样"
    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    如果你飞快的吻她一下,她会到处说你这人很冷漠
    If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
    如果你吻太多了,她会大叫说你吃她豆腐
    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
    如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她,那你这人缺乏道德
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
    要是你小心照顾她过马路,她又会说这是男人的花招
    If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
    你若是凝视某个女人,她会指责你是到处对女生调情
    If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
    如果是其他男人瞪著她看,她会说他们只是欣赏而已
    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    如果你跟她说话,她希望你只要听就好
    If you listen, she wants you to talk
    如果你只倾听,她又要你跟她说话
    Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
    上天啊,你创照了这些叫做女人的生物
    So simple, yet so complex
    既简单又复杂
    So weak, yet so powerful
    如此柔弱,却又如此强悍
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    让人又恼又爱
    "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
    神啊,请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门!

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    接吻的定义 (不同学科的教授用不同的方式去定义)
    代数学教授:接吻是不将两者除以任何东西,不将其分割开来。
    几何学教授:接吻是两条直线间最短的距离。
    物理学教授:接吻是由於心的膨胀造成嘴的收缩。
    动物学教授:接吻是雌雄异体的唾液细菌交换。
    生理学教授:接吻是两块口轮匝肌在收缩状态时并置在一起。
    会计学教授:接吻是一种信用贷款,因为返还时有利润可图。
    经济学教授:接吻是一种需求高於供给的东西
    统计学教授:接吻是一项在生命力统计是36-24-36时发生机率较高时。
    心理学教授:接吻是口腔期滞留现象。
    工程学教授:接吻是什麽?
    哲学教授:吻是小孩的烦扰,年轻人的狂喜,及老人的尊崇。
    英语教授:吻是常用来当作连接词的名词,这样的用法虽然常用,
         但不适当;被说时它常是复数,且适用於所有地方。
    电子学教授:接吻是正电子和负电子的相互吸引
    运输学教授:是把爱意由甲地运输到乙地.产生某些程度的回馈(feedback)
    法律学教授:接吻是一种行为人与相对人间的明示意思表示
    经济学教授:接吻是市场供需曲线交於同一点
    会计学教授:借接吻,贷接吻,借贷平衡
    数学教授:两人接吻时,是一加一等於二,二除二等於一,合而一体
    生理科教授:接吻就是将两个人体内的病毒互相的交流
    解剖科教授:接吻就是让你互相了解口腔内的结构
    公卫学教授:接吻对於公共卫生习惯来说是一种不好的习惯
    有机学教授:将一个舌头放入一个口腔之中,会化合出爱意的机转
    --------------------------------------------------------
    所谓结婚蛋糕,就是和白雪公主吃的毒频果划上等号的一种食物.
    所谓梦中情人,就是婚後能让女人过著如梦幻般生活的那个男人.
    所谓脑死,就是当一个人处在热恋中的状态.
    所谓天堂,就是所有的女人都在,只有你老婆不在的地方.
    所谓坚持,就是未婚的人依然单身,已婚的人仍不肯离婚.
    所谓法西斯主义,就是容不下一粒沙子的热恋男女.
    所谓理想主义者,就是既想保有老婆,又想拥有情妇的男人.
    所谓诗情画意,就是只要相爱,即使是白痴加IQ零蛋也会浮现出的一种情境.
    所谓蜜月期,就是在你自食恶果之前的那段时光.
    所谓梦话,就是情人会在白天讲,老公会在夜晚讲的话.
    所谓单身女郎,就是现在不用你负责,但以後你就要负责的女人.
    所谓单身汉,就是只要你保持单身,你就还是条汉子.
    所谓约会,就是一对男女展现自己前所未有的精湛演技的时候.
    所谓社交,就是跟一群不相干的人,谈一堆不相干的事的一种行为模式.
    所谓教训,就是女人从男人恋爱史里所学到的东西.
    所谓丑闻,就是当你带一个丑八怪女孩出游,就会听到周遭的人所说的话.
    所谓快感,就是男人在床上找,女人在百货公司找的一种东西.
    所谓优点,就是会随著爱情死亡而跟著殉情的东西.
    所谓艺术家,就是他可以和你玩艺术,但可不要和你成家.
    所谓企业家,就是每个女人都想嫁的那个人.
    所谓思想家,就是家里有一本比别人家里更难念的经时就会产生的一种人.
    所谓失忆症,就是当女人肚子大时,男人脑子就会罹患的一种病症.
    所谓知识份子,就是会引用别人的话来跟你吵架的人,
    所谓直觉,就是女人要男人奉为真理的东西.
    所谓自尊心,就是男人一结婚就要放弃的东西.
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    女人是非常好奇的动物。而男人要是没有妥善地回答她们的问题
    ,可能一场世界大战就爆发了。在这提供你五个难题的答案:
    1. 你在想什麽?
    2. 你爱我吗?
    3. 我看起来胖吗?
    4. 你觉得她比我漂亮吗?
    5. 如果我死了你会怎麽样?
    为什麽这些问题会难以回答是因为你要是没有妥善的回答就可能
    导致争吵或离婚。(备注:妥善的回答 = 绝不能老实的回答)
    例如:
    1. 你在想什麽?
    正确的答案,当然是:『亲爱的,对不起我不该这麽沉默,我只是在
    想你像这样一个美好、善解人意体贴、聪明、又美丽的女子而我是如
    此的幸运竟可以遇见你。』
    很明显的,这些话和男人脑中想的绝对没有关系,他想的无非是这五
    件事之一:
    A. 篮球
    B. 足球
    C. 你怎麽这麽胖.
    D. 她比你漂亮多了.
    E. 如果你死了他要怎麽运用保险费
    另一个问题也只有一个正确的答案但却有许多错误的答案:
    2. 你爱我吗, http://www.csnclippers.com/ Clippers Men's Jersey?
    这个问题的正确答案当然是:『当然!』
    如果你要更完整的回答的话,你可以说:『是的亲爱的。』
    错误的答案包括:
    A. 我想是吧.
    B. 如果我说是的你会更高兴吗?
    C. 那要看你对"爱"的定义了.
    D. 那有关系吗?
    E. 谁?我吗?
    3. 我看起来胖吗?
    正确的回答当然是直截了当的说:『不,当然不胖!』
    然後迅速离开那里
    错误的答案包括:
    A. 我不认为你胖,但我也不认为你瘦
    B. 和谁比呢?
    C. 你胖一点比较好看
    D. 我也胖了啊.
    E. 你可以再说一遍吗?我刚刚在想你的保险计画.
    5. 如果我死了,你会怎麽样?
    正确的答案是:亲爱的,如果你死了,生命对我来说就
    不再有意义,我会撞第一辆向我开来垃圾车自杀!
    这可能是其中最愚蠢的一个问题了,你可以从下列愚蠢
    的对话中看出:
    『亲爱的,』老婆说:『如果我死了你会怎麽样?』
    『为什麽?亲爱的,我当然会很难过,』老公回答。
    『你为什麽问这种问题呢?』
    『你会再娶吗?』老婆又问
    『不,当然不会,亲爱的』老公说。
    『你不喜欢结婚吗?』老婆说.
    『我当然喜欢啊,亲爱的』他说。
    『那你为什麽不再婚呢?』
    『好吧,』老公说,『我会再结婚.』
    『你会?』老婆说,有点受伤害的样子。
    『对』老公说。
    『你会让她睡在我们的床吗?』停了一会儿老婆又说。
    『会吧,我想大概会吧。』老公说。
    『喔』老婆自尊受损的说:『你会让她穿我的衣服吗?』
    『应该会,如果她肯的话』老公说
    『是吗』老婆冰冷的说道:『那你会把我的照片拿掉换上
    她的罗?』
    『对啊!应该这麽做,』
    『这样吗?』老婆跳起来说:『那我想你会让她用我的高
    尔夫球具罗?』
    『当然不会,亲爱的,』老公说:『她是左撇子。』
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    Biggio was not certain if the debate more than this particular year's ballot might maintain just about all applicants away.

    ''All I understand is actually which with this business Used to do every thing these people actually requested me personally to complete as well as I am very pleased about this, therefore ideally, the actual authors really feel highly, these people loved exactly what these people noticed, as well as we will observe what goes on, '' Biggio stated upon November. twenty-eight, your day the actual ballot had been introduced.

    Her Forbes Clark, the actual Hall's chairman, stated this past year your woman wasn't stressed through voters evaluating how you can assess gamers within the period associated with performance-enhancing medicines.

    ''I believe the actual art gallery is extremely confident with the actual choices how the football authors help to make, '' your woman stated. ''And therefore it is not really a poor discussion at all. ''

    Provides offers refused knowingly utilizing performance-enhancing medicines as well as had been charged of 1 depend associated with blockage associated with rights with regard to providing a good incredibly elusive solution within 2003 to some great court looking into PEDs. Clemens had been acquitted associated with perjury costs arising through congressional accounts where he or she refused utilizing PEDs.

    Sosa, that completed along with 609 house operates, had been the type of that examined good within MLB's 2003 unknown study, The brand new You are able to Occasions documented last year. He or she informed the congressional panel within 2005 he in no way required unlawful performance-enhancing medicines.

    The actual BBWAA selection guidelines state ''voting will depend on the actual player's report, actively playing capability, ethics, sportsmanship, personality, as well as efforts towards the team(utes) which the ball player performed. ''

    ''Steroid or even HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE make use of is actually cheating, basically, '' ESPN.com's Wallace Matthews wrote. ''And by definition, cheaters lack integrity, sportsmanship and character. Strike one, strike two, strike three.''

    A number of holdovers through this past year stick to the actual 37-player ballot, along with best applicants such as Jack port Morris (67 %), Shaun Bagwell (56 %), http://www.denverbroncoseshop.com/ Manning Limited Jersey, Shelter Cruz (fifty-one %) as well as Ricky Raines (forty-nine %).

    Once the Connected Push surveyed 112 qualified voters within past due The fall of, Provides obtained forty five % assistance amongst voters that indicated a viewpoint, Clemens 43 % as well as Sosa eighteen %. The actual Football Believe Manufacturing plant web site put together ballots through authors that created their own views open public with 159 ballots experienced everybody slipping brief. Biggio had been from 69 %, then Morris (63), Bagwell (sixty one), Raines (sixty one), Piazza (sixty), Provides (43) as well as Clemens (43).

    Morris completed 2nd this past year whenever Craig Larkin had been chosen and it is within their fourteenth as well as next-to-last 12 months associated with eligibility. He or she might get to be the participant using the highest-percentage from the election who's not really within the Corridor, the tag presently kept through Gil Hodges from 63 % within 1983.

    A number of gamers that dropped simply brief within the BBWAA balloting later on had been chosen through possibly the actual Veterans Panel or even Old-Timers' Panel: Nellie Sibel (74. 7 % about the 1985 BBWAA ballot), Rick Bunning (74. two % within 1988), Orlando, florida Cepeda (73. 6 % within 1994) as well as Honest Opportunity (seventy two. 5 % within 1945).

    _ design associated with 3 Globe Sequence those who win, Morris completed along with 254 wins as well as had been the actual winningest glass pitcher from the 1980s. Their 3. ninety PERIOD, nevertheless, is actually greater than which associated with any kind of Corridor associated with Famer. Morris is going to be became a member of upon following year's ballot through Greg Maddux as well as Ben Glavine, each 300-game those who win.

    In the event that nobody is actually chosen this season, there might be the logjam within 2014. Voters might choose as much as 10 gamers.

    The only real guarantee may be the Corridor is actually happy with the actual writers' procedure.

    ''While the actual BBWAA will the particular voting, this just will therefore in the ask for from the Corridor associated with Popularity, '' stated the actual La Times' Expenses Shaikin, the actual company's previous leader. ''If the actual Corridor associated with Popularity is actually stressed, definitely the actual Corridor might make alternative plans. ''.

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    第一眼见到你,我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标,我要追求你,我要拥抱你。我要宣布:我爱你………人民币!

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    一天咱俩来到一口许愿井旁,我弯下腰许了一个愿还往井里扔个硬币,你也想许愿但你弯腰时不小心翻入井里,我被惊呆了,喃喃自语道:还真灵嘿!

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    梦到上帝他说可以满足我一个愿望,我拿出地球仪说要世界和平,他说太难了,换一个吧。我拿出你照片说要这个变美点,他深思一下说:拿地球仪我再看看!

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  16. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++春节,是农历正月初一,又叫阴历年,俗称“过年”。这是我国民间最隆重、最热闹的一个传统节日。春节的历史很悠久,它起源于殷商时期年头岁尾的祭神祭祖活动。按照我国农历,正月初一古称元日、元辰、元正、元朔、元旦等,俗称年初一,到了民国时期,改用公历,公历的一月一日称为元旦,把农历的一月一日叫春节。

    1、鸡年好时机,发展大契机,聪明察天机,轻松理万机,聚财获商机,晋升占先机,爱情添生机,成功遇良机!

    2、祝你新年发奋、发福、发财、发家时时刻刻发发发;事业旺、爱情旺、心气旺、劲头旺日日月月旺旺旺!


    3、俺村后生贺新春四大喜:亮莹莹雪花飘一窗;大疙蛋土豆收一仓;酸溜溜老醋酿一缸;俊俏俏相好挤一炕。

    4、人间最珍贵的是友情,最浪漫的是爱情,最动人的是恋情,最难得的是真情,最容易的是动情,最想见你好心情。

    5、清晨曙光初现,钱财枕边出现;傍晚日落西边,美女在你身边;欢乐鸡年随你365天!

    6、金鸡报春,祝福声声早,家人团聚共欢笑,生活美满身体健,工作顺利薪水涨,今年会更好。

    7、情未歉费,爱未停机,缘分为何不在服务区,是不是我走入了误区,还是过路费没交齐。

    8、爱没有道理,是我习惯累积,以为付出了心就能挽回你,空出了委屈,留下了满满的孤寂,连心痛都不彻底。

    9、亲情、爱情、朋友情、情情相伴;歌声、笑声、手机声、声声祝福!祝:新春快乐!

    10、家人的关心似糖,爱人的体贴似蜜,朋友的祝福则是甘纯的美酒。祝新年快乐,爱永相随。

    11、岁月无痕,只有你我的友谊长存;人间冷暖,只有你我的友情永恒。新年又至,祝君快乐每一天。

    12、手机铃响,那是问候;手机唱歌,那是祝福;手机震动,那一定是我握住了你的手。新年快乐!我的朋友。

    13、我把一分祝福一分盼望一分眷恋一分期待一分挚情一分等候一分陶醉一分美好一分钟爱一分憧憬当十分想念送你!

    14、堆积365天的想念,凝聚千丝万缕的柔情,拼却春夏秋冬的痴恋,采撷夜空璀璨的星宿,只为祝你春节快乐!

    15、新年祝你理想远大,满面红光大步跨,开宝马住广厦,成立公司当老大,翻云覆雨亚细亚!

    16、春节祝你:天天接礼收红包,从早到晚有人Call,打牌赢钱如山高,新人爱你似豆包!

    17、新年到送你6千万:1.千万要健康2.千万要快乐3.千万要幸福4.千万要有钱5.千万要自摸6.千万不要忘记我。

    18、新年又来到,向你问个好,办事处处顺,生活步步高,好运天天交,越长越俊俏,家里出黄金,墙上长钞票

    19、新年祝福你:好运伴着你,财神跟着你;名车美女属于你;霉运躲着你;喜事围绕

    20、请用一秒钟忘记烦恼,用一分钟想想新年,用一小时与喜欢的人度过,然后在新旧交替的时候,用一个微笑来接收我提前传递给你的祝福!

    21、愿好运像地雷一样,时常给你踩到;厄运像流星雨一样,永远淋你不到;财富像垃圾一样,随处可以捡到;幸福伴你一生,像苍蝇一样盯着你。

    22、聚喜玛拉雅之阳光,拢天涯海角之清风,携冈底斯山之祝福,吸比尔盖茨之财气,作为礼物送给你,祝你新年快乐!

    23、敲响的是钟声,走过的是岁月,留下的是希望,盼望的是美好,送来的是祝福,愿朋友新年快乐!

    24、日出+日落=朝朝暮暮,月亮+星星=无限思念,风花+雪月=柔情蜜意,流星+心语=祝福万千,祝你有个快乐的新年!

    25、天气变得真快,北风呼呼的来,出门手套要带,睡觉被子要盖,多吃水果青菜,别忘还要补钙,好好保重身体,愿你新年心情愉快! (^_^)

    26、新春好,好事全来了!朋友微微笑,喜气围你绕!欢庆节日里,生活美满又如意!喜气!喜气!一生平安如意!

    27、我不只一次对你说不要这样玩命工作,要注意身体,可你总是意味深长地说:不趁春节多滚几个粪球,明年我吃什么?千万别累坏自己,祝你新年愉快!

    28、新年祝你的事业路快马加鞭,健康路四平八稳,朋友路摩肩接踵,发财路波澜壮阔,爱情路色彩斑斓.路路畅通

    29、盼你,在冬日里;想你,在春风里;梦你,在夏日里;见你,在秋风中。任岁月来去匆匆任时光飞逝,对你的思念永久不变!新春快乐!

    30、恭喜恭喜恭喜你!祝你财源广进、福星又高照!福气、财气、运气、人气,样样样都不缺,祝你大富大贵一整年!

    31、农历新年将来到!我的祝福不迟到!一祝年终满荷包、二祝幸福永围绕、三祝恋人乐陶陶、你我友谊直到老!

    32、春节你要生活超越小康,常葆福乐安康,气魄强健如钢,甜蜜入对成双,不离酱蒜葱姜,吃嘛嘛嘛都香

    33、祝福和希望,悄悄地放在将融的雪被下,让它们,沿着春天的秧苗生长,送给你满年的丰硕与芬芳!

    34、新年来临,祝你成为:悠闲鼠 大力牛 威猛虎 乖乖兔 高贵龙 吉祥蛇 千里马 温顺羊 聪明猴 勤快鸡 忠诚狗 快乐猪!

    35、愿亲人之爱像阳光照耀你而又给你光辉灿烂的自由,愿朋友之情像空气环绕你而又给你四季常青的快乐!

    36、满天的雪花是飞舞的音符,以思念谱成乐章,用祝福奏出所盼,带给你,欢欣快乐的新年!

    37、所谓幸福:感恩的心,健康的身体,称心的工作,深爱你的爱人,信赖的朋友.愿你拥有这一切,新年快乐!

    38、我俩相隔虽遥远,祝福话语永常现,你是我最常挂念,新旧情谊永不变,年节未能寄卡片,快别对我来抱怨,乐见你常保笑脸;第一个字是我对你的祝福。

    39、新年的钟声即将响起,愿这吉祥的钟声能为您及家人带来平安、幸福、健康和快乐!祝新年快乐。

    40、但愿我寄予您的祝福是最新鲜最令你百读不厌的。祝福你新年快乐,万事如意!
    41、淡淡一点的友情很真,淡淡一点的依恋很清,淡淡一点的思念很深,淡淡一点的祝福最真!祝你新年快乐!

    42、当风起的时候,我在想你!当雪飘的时候,我在念你!新年快乐,记得常联系。

    43、感谢你的关怀,感谢你的帮助,感谢你对我做的一切...请接受我新春的祝愿,祝你平安幸福。

    44、好朋友简简单单,好情谊清清爽爽,好缘份久久长长。朋友,祝你新年快乐,吉祥如意。

    45、新年到,鸿运照,烦恼的事儿往边靠,祝君出门遇贵人,在家听喜报!年年有此时,岁岁有今朝!-新春快乐!

    46、花儿散播芬芳,友谊传递温暖,让我们欢愉在洋溢希望的一年。祝你新年快乐,万事如意!

    47、欢欢喜喜迎新年,万事如意平安年,扬眉吐气顺心年,事业成功辉煌年,合家欢乐幸福年,身体健康万万年!!!

    48、酒越久越醇,朋友相交越久越真;水越流越清,世间沧桑越流越淡。祝新年快乐,时时好心情!

    49、偶然中相遇,有缘不容易。也许天注定,错过多可惜。明知相思苦,寸心难言尽。春节又将至,何时见到你?祝你春节快乐。你想我吗?我好想你!

    50、朋友总是心连心,知心朋友值千金。灯光之下思贤友,小小讯儿传佳音。望友见讯如见人,时刻勿忘朋友心。祝新春愉快!

    51、清晨曙光初现,幸福在你身边,中午艳阳高照,微笑在你心间,傍晚日落西山,欢乐随你一天。关心你的朋友从早晨到夜晚一直在祝福你新年快乐到永远。

    52、如果感到幸福你就挥挥手,如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚,如果感到幸福你就甩甩头。新年快乐,疯子!

    53、如果新年可以满足我一个愿望,我会祝愿看信息的这个人一生快乐,幸福!!!!

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[신기한 동영상] 헐리우드 제작진 3명이 모이면...


CG 산업이 발전을 안 할래야 안 할 수가 없겠네요.




컴퓨터 그래픽은 실제로 촬영하기 어려운 장면들을 컴퓨터를 통해서 제작, 합성을 하여 실제처럼 보이도록 만드는 것입니다.
위 영상에서도 3명이 여러번 해변을 뛰어 다니는 것을 컴퓨터로 합성해서 여러명의 병사들이 해안으로 상륙하는 장면을 만들어 냈죠.
또 초록색 막을 이용해서 등장인물의 배경을 합성하기도 합니다.
평범한 언덕이 아찔한 절벽이 되기도 하는 것이 바로 그것입니다.

이런 컴퓨터 그래픽을 이용하면 인간이 상상할 수 있는 장면의 대부분을 화면으로 실체화 시킬 수 있기 때문에 영화에서 많이 쓰입니다.





국내 영화 중 CG가 돋보였던 "디워의 CG 작업 과정을 보여주는 영상입니다.

우리나라의 CG 산업이 점점 성장해서 이제 세계적으로도 뒤떨어지지 않는 수준을 보이고 있는데요.

국내 CG 애니메이션 해외 '호평' - 디지털 타임스
인터파크, "헐리우드 간다.. M&A로 국내 최대 CG사 출범 - 소비자가 만드는 신문

앞으로 한국에서도 이런 동영상을 만들어서 유튜브 같은 동영상 공유 사이트로 퍼트려서 홍보를 했으면 좋겠네요.
신기합니다. "반지의 제왕" 시리즈에서도 많은 부분이 CG로 제작이 되었는데요. ( 대규모 전투신, 오크, 골룸 등 ) 동영상을 퍼오지 못 해 아쉽기만 합니다. ㅎㅎ



세상에서 가장 짜릿한 해수욕장



세상에서 가장 짜릿한 해수욕장은 어디 일까요? 미녀들이 많은 곳? 상어들이 우글거리는 곳?
글쎄요. 제가 생각하기에 가장 짜릿한 해수욕장은 바로 여기입니다.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by matt.hintsa 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


비행기가 크게 보이는 곳은 우리나라에도 몇 군데 있지만 이렇게 바로 위를 날아 다니는 곳은 이곳 밖에 없을 겁니다.
이곳을 모르는 분은 합성이라고 말을 할 텐데요.
실제로 존재하는 곳입니다.

St. Martin/ St. Maarten Island
St. Martin/ St. Maarten Island by michael feagans 저작자 표시비영리동일조건 변경허락

프린세스 줄리아나 국제공항인데요.
이 공항은 Netherland Antille 라는 섬에 있는 공항입니다.
정확한 이름은 St Maarten, princess juliana 라고 하네요.

Don't Go in the Water...
Don't Go in the Water... by matt.hintsa 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


해수욕을 하다가 하늘을 쳐다보면 마치 커다란 비행기가 여러분을 향해 돌진해 오는 듯한 착각을 불러 일으킬 수 있는데요.
정말 짜릿한 휴가가 되지 않을까 싶네요.


SXM
SXM by matt.hintsa 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


아마 이 사진들이 플리커를 비롯한 인터넷 공간으로 퍼지면서
이 섬의 관광객들이 증가 햇을 꺼라고 생각이 되네요.

푸르른 바다와 함께 푸르른 하늘, 그리고 나에게 달려오는 비행기
더위를 한방에 날려줄 삼종세트가 우리를 기다리고 있습니다.


Picture Perfect Approach
Picture Perfect Approach by matt.hintsa 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지

합성이 아니라는 것을 증명하기 위해서 동영상을 살짝 퍼오겠습니다.
세상에서 가장 짜릿한 해수욕장입니다.









이 섬은 미국 밑의 카리브해와 대서양이 접하는 곳에 있습니다.
섬이 작기 때문에 이런 구조의 공항은 불가피 했던것 같습니다.
공항 활주로 한쪽 끝에 해수욕장이 있다니 참 신기하네요.



지도를 확대해서 보면,




저 부분이 사진과 동영상에 나온 부분 같습니다.
늦었지만 이번 휴가는 저 곳으로 떠나보는 것도 좋겠네요. ㅎㅎ
근데 저기도 멕시코 기름 유출 사고의 영향을 받았을라나....



  1. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.08.02 10:37 신고

    우어....영화같은 곳이네요...ㅎㅎ
    멋있네요..소음을 제외하구요..ㅎㅎ^^a

  2. BlogIcon Desert Rose 2010.10.16 18:14 신고

    멋진데요..
    정말 블로박스타 영화의 주인공 같은 느낌이 들겠어요..
    ㅋㅋ

    그런데 근처 호텔에 묶는 사람들은 소음에 괜찮을까요??

  3. BlogIcon 스노리 2010.10.20 21:34 신고

    감사합니다~

  4. BlogIcon 씨발새꺄 2016.09.14 10:22 신고

    우어....애니메이션같은 곳이네요...ㅎㅎ
    멋있네요..소음을 제외하구요..ㅎㅎ^^6


못 박기의 일인자 - 망치질 마스터



일상생활을 하면서 못을 박아야 하는 일이 간혹 있는데요.
많은 분들이 조준을 잘 못해서 손을 다치거나 비스듬하게 못이 박히곤 합니다.
하지만 그런 정상적인 못 질을 뛰어 넘어 신기에 가까운 못 질을 하는 분이 있어서 소개해 드리려고 합니다.





시작은 망치 3개로 저글링을 하면서 시작을 하는데 점점 높게 던지더니 천장에 박혀있는 못을 박아 버립니다.
그리고 마지막으로 세개의 망치를 던져서 나무에 박아버리네요.

인간의 능력은 참 대단한 것 같습니다.
저 분도 망치질을 오랜 기간 동안 해서 저런 능력을 갖게 되었을 테죠.
  1. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.08.02 10:36 신고

    헐~~~~~~~~
    정말 헐~~~
    대단하다 못해 저게 가능하긴 해요??ㅎㅎㅎ

    뭐 저런...헐....

  2. 오종원 2010.10.05 03:49 신고

    군대가면 사랑 받는 스킬이겠군요 저런거나 연습해서 갔다올껄
    망치질과 눈요기를 한번에 장기자랑 나가서 특박이라도 받을...ㅋㅋ


계란 폭탄 - 전자레인지 주의 음식

전자레인지는 제대로 사용하면 참 편리한 가전 제품이지만 주의 사항을 제대로 알지 못 하고, 전자레인지에 돌리면 안 되는 것들을 전자레인지에 넣고 작동을 시키면 위험하게 변할 수도 있습니다.

그 중에 정말 너무나도 친근한 먹거리인 삶은 계란을 전자레인지에 돌리면 폭탄처럼 폭발 할 수도 있다는 점을 꼭 기억하시기 바랍니다. 삶은 계란이 순식간에 계란 폭탄이 될 수도 있는데요. 맛있는 삶은 계란이 계란 폭탄이 되다니...

디시인사이드 힛갤에 한 게시물이 그걸 잘 보여주고 있습니다.

"아 10알 진짜 욕나온다. 폭발사고..." - 꼬꼬마 ( 디시인사이드 )


계란 삶아서 먹다보니 덜 익어서 노른자가 말랑말랑하자나...
그래서 전자렌지에 넣었지
물론 터질건 알고있어서 껍데기를 살짝 깨서 넣었어
잘익나 유심히 보고있는데 1분정도 지나서 빵~ 하고 터지는거얌.

조낸 놀래서 심장이 벌렁벌렁

웃긴건 저 상황에서 5분간 카메라찾느라 개고생... ㅡㅡ;


출처 - 엽기 갤러리

게시물 전문입니다. 전자레인지에 계란을 넣으면 폭발 할 수도 있다는 사실을 일깨워 주는 게시물입니다. 근데 댓글이 이 게시물을 살렸네요.



댓글이 없었으면 그냥 계란 폭탄에 관한 다큐멘터리가 될 뻔한 게시물을 댓글이 코미디로 만들었습니다. 지금 이 게시물은 "실망 성지"가 되어 있다죠.

아무튼 사진으로만 보면 실감이 안나니까, 전자레인지에서 나온 계란 폭탄을 동영상으로 보여드리겠습니다. 일단 퍼오긴 했는데, 방송영상이어서 언제 짤릴지 모르겠네요.





저 정도의 폭발이라면 그냥 애교 정도의 폭발이 아니라 정말 계란 폭탄이라고 불러도 될 만큼의 상해를 입힐 수준이네요.
전자레인지의 동작 원리와 계란의 구성 성분을 잘 이해를 하면 계란 폭탄의 원리를 알 수 있습니다.

다음 기사를 잘 읽어 보시면, 계란 폭탄의 원리를 이해하실 수 있을 겁니다.

삶은 계란 입속에 넣자 '펑' 폭발 - 서울 신문, 미디어 다음


계란 폭탄의 원리

계란 폭탄의 원리를 이해하기 전에 전자레인지의 동작 원리를 알아야 합니다.


우리가 먹는 음식에는 어느정도의 수분이 포함되어 있습니다.
푸석푸석하고 건조한 빵이라도 그 안에는 물분자가 들어있기 마련이죠. 다만 물 분자가 많이 함유되어 있는 음식은 전자레인지로 쉽게 데워지고 그렇지 않은 음식은 잘 안 데워지는 차이밖에 없습니다.


전자레인지에서는 마이크로파 발생장치가 있어서 전자레인지 내부에 있는 음식으로 마이크로파를 보냅니다.
이 마이크로파는 음식 내부에 있는 물 분자를 때리게 되고, 마이크로파에 맞은 물 분자는 진동을 하게 됩니다.
물 분자가 진동을 하게 되면, 열에너지가 발생하여 음식의 온도가 올라가는 것이 전자레인지의 원리입니다.



그럼 삶은 계란을 전자레인지에 넣고 작동을 시키면 어떻게 되는지 생각해 봅시다.
전자레인지는 계란에도 마이크로파를 발사합니다. 계란 속에 있는 물분자들 역시 마찬가지로 이 마이크로파를 받아서 진동을 하고 열이 나기 시작합니다.
하지만 문제는 계란 노른자와 흰자의 구성 성분의 차이가 있습니다.


바로 수분 함량 차이인데요.
수분 함량이 적은 흰자위는 마이크로파를 받아 가열 되면, 그나마 있던 수분도 더 적어져서 더 질기고 굳어 집니다.
한편 수분 함량이 많은 노른자위는 흰자위에 비해서 많이 가열이 됩니다. 가열된 노른자위는 팽창하여 노른자위 부분의 압력이 증가합니다.
보통 같으면 옆구리가 터지겠지만 마이크로파 덕에 질겨진 흰자위가 노른자위를 압박하게 되죠.
그런 상황에서 젓가락으로 찌르거나 이로 깨물게 되면 높아진 노른자위의 압력이 한번에 분출하면서 ( 마치 풍선이 터지 듯이 ) 계란이 폭발하는 것이죠.


전자레인지에 이런 원리로 폭발 할 수 있는 것들은 돌리지 않는게 좋습니다.
예를 들면, 땅콩이나 밤 같은 견과류나 유리채로 병우유를 데우는 것도 매우 위험한 행동입니다.
전자레인지 조심하시기 바랍니다. ^^


  1. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.07.30 17:39 신고

    헉.. 전자렌지에 계란 돌려서 길거리에 던지면.. 빵빵 터지겠는데.;;;;
    시위할때 썩은 계란 던지지 말고 전자랜지 계란던지셈..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    설마 진짜 누가 하진 않겟지..ㅎㄷㄷ;

  2. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.07.31 12:13 신고

    헐....진짜 장난아닌데요..
    뭣모르고 전자렌지 돌린후 입으로 물었다가는...헐..
    좋은 정보 감사드려요...

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      비밀댓글입니다

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    一种受到赞扬的欺骗行为,常常围绕某个不幸者产生。
    澳大利亚
    这个国家居民至今还没有明确的归属感,因为他们不知道自己是生活在地球上最小的大陆上,还是最大的岛屿上。
    癌症
    在废除死刑制度之后的民主、法治国度里,授予医生的一种宣判死刑的特权。
    安慰
    人人都使用过和被使用过的武器。当你安慰别人的时候你就觉得高人一等了,安慰是不用付任何代价而能用你使用过的手指揩他人的屁股。
    暗器
    未经提防的杀伤武器,以其短小、飘逸而又精明能干着称。它是以弱胜强,以小胜大的秘密和关键。
    傲慢
    涂在自尊与自重的脸皮上的润滑油,对手下、年幼者、顶头上司以外的鞭长莫及难以报复的大人物都可以傲慢,这是傲慢者摸索总结出的一条安全规则。 笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>B

    芭蕾
    以高人一等的脚法表现的老叟百读不懂,小伙百读不厌的东西。
    巴基斯坦
    鸡蛋摔在地毯上导致的一句外语:“巴叽湿毯”。
    半身雕像
    女人胸部的雕塑。
    伴娘
    在新郎眼里最漂亮的女人。
    保证书
    这是厂家的许诺,说它的产品在保修期内不会出毛病。
    被告
    一个被指控的人,在其清白无辜被证明之前,他是有罪的。
    本能
    这是一种先天的知识,它警告你说你根本不知道到底是怎么回事。
    便携式电脑
    可以方便地拎回家去用的公家电脑。

    合法的强词夺理。
    辩论
    这是一种口头或书面的战争,参加战斗的人们轮流怀疑他们的信念,相信他们的怀疑。
    卑鄙
    当某人用不同寻常的方法获得成功时你给他的一种评价,它同时包含了一种懊悔的心情---要是我先能想到如此妙计该多好。
    背部
    是你朋友的身体的一部分,专供你处在不幸之中时注视的。
    备分
    就像大部分人要读世界名着一样,经常想起,经常说起,却从来没有做的一件事。
    笨蛋
    所谓“笨蛋”是这样一种人,你所熟悉的东西他不知道,他知道的东西你也一无所知。
    比赛监督
    对裁判的错误不当场指出,回去向足协打小报告的官员。
    标准
    广告界一种权威奖项的名称。谁的广告做得最多最诱人最无孔不入,谁得产品便可贴上“标准”的标签。
    病毒
    飞进电脑里的苍蝇。
    并行
    旅客上下公共汽车的一种方式,与串行不同,这在无人维持次序时普遍采用。这样的车站叫做并行端口。
    不受欢迎的人
    一般是指国与国之间你打我一个耳光我打你一个耳光之后,互相驱逐的外交人员。他们互相报销对方的返程机票。


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    五花八门的异口同声。
    财富
    财富意味着犯罪而不受惩罚。

    一种引导人变成羊的高深学问。
    残酷无情
    你没有大学文凭却取得巨大成就,这时就有人骂你残酷无情了。
    常驻内存(Resident)
    对大部分人来说,初恋情人、别人欠自己的钱以及自己帮别人做好的事是常驻内存的。
    仓促
    笨拙者的敏捷。
    吵架
    世界上吸引观众最多的体育比赛,由两人或多人参加,通常以参赛者的唾沫星数量及其飞行速度来决定胜负。
    超级替补
    对那些与主教练有隙的着名球员的雅称。
    超过
    超过别人意味着多个仇人。
    抄袭
    使一篇作品产生两分名利效果的最简捷行为。
    扯皮
    迫不及待地想知道“肉”的味道。
    程序
    告诉你一个秘密:电脑其实很蠢,什么事都是我一步步教它的.
    程序员
    剧作家。他们的作品专在电脑屏幕上放映。同电影发展类似,其作品也经历了从无声到有声,从黑白到彩色的过程。与一般剧作家不同的是,程序员长生不老。如果你曾经听说过程序员也有去世的,那只是因为他们自身程序的gosub语句后忘了加上return命令。
    沉默
    谈话的中途,在哑口无言的时候所表现出的美德。
    成就
    努力的终结和厌倦的开始。
    成人
    一个有责任停止嬉笑玩乐的人。
    承诺
    社会上的一种流行病。对足球来说,它不过是一场掩耳盗铃的游戏。
    辞典
    一个个单词按字母顺序汇编成的一本书,单词后面列有一些有用但毫无幽默感的定义,与本魔鬼辞典相比,它不仅用处小得多,而且趣味性也有天壤之别!
    磁盘
    树木的年轮记录着岁月流逝的苍茫;智慧的年轮记载着人类成长的脚步.
    重新启动
    用户的WINDOWS系统出问题后,专家能够给出的最简单最有效的技术支持。同时也是下一次不愉快经历的起点。


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    达尔文
    这个人认为人类是从猴子进化而来的。即使他的祖父很可能就是一只大猩猩,他也不会为此感到不安。──不过,他的祖母恐怕会觉得难以接受。
    代理人
    一个为你办事,他自己赚钱的人。
    代价
    为买某种东西付出的钱数,它和这种东西的真正价值是两码事。
    打印机
    电脑拉肚子时,我给它送纸.奇怪的是,人们拿着那些被泻得"污七八糟"的东西,欣喜若狂.傻帽!
    大脚解围
    危急时不妨大脚解围,让自己有时间清醒一下。
    道德
    你越有道德,你赚的钱越少。
    道歉
    1.为了将来再次冒犯打下伏笔。
    2.精心装潢的借口。
    低三下四
    在数一数二之后,如果你还需要继续下去的话。
    第一职业
    主要用以恢复体力和消磨时光,是第二职业有益的、必要的补充。
    对手
    一个犯有可怕错误的人——他竟敢和你一样渴望取胜。
    电话
    这时一种电子谈话装置,是供那些不能面对面撒谎的人用的。
    多任务(MultiTesk)
    生长在望子成龙家庭中的孩子们必须承担的责任和义务——学电脑、学外语、学音乐、学舞蹈、学画画、学书法……


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    恶霸
    在母亲的肚子里就已经违反了宪法的人。他们活在世上的理由是彻底歼灭别人的世界观。

    能使钓钩变得可口的东西。最好的饵是美色。
    二头肌
    人类男性的羽毛。  


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    法人
    一种法律实体;一个无形的人;一种使个人不承担任何责任却能获得个人利益的巧妙设置(和“政府”相似)。
    返老还童
    喝了第一杯酒,他觉得自己年轻了十岁,喝了第二杯酒,他仿佛又回到了青年时代,第三杯酒下肚,他便返老还童,成了婴儿……他最终是爬着回家去的。
    烦恼
    人类最可信赖的朋友,无论你富贵或贫贱,他总是形影不离的陪伴着你。
    犯规
    竞争不过别人时,就不择手段,遭到惩罚属罪有应得。
    飞机失事
    一种飞行物和地球表面没有预约不合时宜的亲昵事件。由于地球引力对升上天空的人们表现出过分的思念所致。
    风度
    巧装打扮出来的一种修养。
    奉承
    一种只能闻,不能用的香水。
    服装
    用来区别人与动物的标志。
    夫妻
    可翻过来掉过去不停地整顿的合奏曲。 笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>G

    干涉他国内政
    这是一种政府行为,由总统和议员茶余饭后商量决定。他们都在自家中雇好了厨师和佣人,能腾出手来要为它国人民料理家务。很显然,这是善行。
    革命
    帽子增加,头颅减少的活动。杀人或被人杀。
    公告板(BBS)
    一个允许用假名说真话的地方。
    公司
    一种躲避税收的设置,它证明赚钱是人生唯一值得一做的事,正因为这一点,有人拥有十几个公司。
    孤单
    家有絮絮叨叨的老婆而又插不上嘴的感觉。
    古典
    爷的爷。
    孤注一掷
    最有把握的铤而走险。
    顾问
    这是一种倒卖别人思想的二道贩子。
    关怀
    1.眼盯盯地瞅着你,让你咽不下一口饭。众所周知,某些国家对我们生活的小小的地球的许多民族都关怀备至。幸好朝鲜、越南、古巴、伊拉克,这些国家逐渐养成了在众目睽睽之下细咽慢嚼的功夫。
    2.堆着满微笑去接触某个人,试图从中得到一些好处。
    广告
    1.一种商品化的谣言,通过传播媒介有组织,有计划地进行扩散。
    2.用真假掺半的话编造无恶意的谎言的艺术。
    鬼脸
    1.攻击者的脸被催泪剂喷射后的表情。
    2.继母的表情。
    果断
    朝着内心赞许的目标毫不迟疑,飞起一脚──结果是自己应声而倒。


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    汉卡
    一些外语没学好的家伙搞出来的东东,结果只使更多的人不好好学习外语.
    行规
    没有文字记录的文字,是让圈内人一切“尽在不言中”的鬼符。
    好汉
    他的主要事迹之一是,为了不让敌人得到情报,他把那只送信的鸽子烤着吃了。
    好奇
    渴望窥视或干涉别人的私生活。
    好奇心
    这是女人心智的一种令人讨厌的性质,是女人们用以替代谨慎的东西。
    合并
    结合在一起,这样就可以分担责任了。
    黑客
    和大多数别的“网虫”一样,他们喜欢光顾各种有意思的网站,不幸的是由于他们年轻没有经验而误从侧门或暗道进入。
    黑手党
    一种犯罪团伙,这些人的所作所为与政治家们的作恶有所不同,因为后者是有组织纪律的,而且往往万无一失。

    误用了的爱情力量。
    红十字协会
    沿着东西、南北两条交叉的血路,来往奔波救死扶伤的世界性组织。
    互联网
    所谓高新技术的确也不过如此,一个二、三岁的小孩就可以在顷刻间轻易地将一团绒线拨弄成一个互联网。
    花瓶
    这是一种容器,通常是用来观看花朵的凋谢的。
    恢复删除(Undelete)
    当我们发现后一个男(女)朋友不如前一个好时通常想要做的事。
    回传
    不能继续前进就暂且退一下吧,谁说这不是在进攻呢?
    火炮
    用以校正国家边界的一种仪器。


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    比凤凰更热爱人类的禽类。这样说根据的是古老中国的观点:落魄的凤凰不如鸡。而在今天,世界上所有的凤凰都落魄了,都不如鸡了。鸡比凤凰高一等,但显然比人低一等,尽管人连翅膀也没有。因此,鸡尽心竭力地服务于人,并且分工明确:一些鸡为人提供蛋,一些鸡为人提供肉。
    激情
    一种紧张情绪,它使你的身体发热,同时让你的心在寒风中打颤。
    妓院
    1.供下流女子居住的家庭旅馆。
    2.需要为自己的名声付出昂贵代价的人居住的房屋。
    家谱
    对下层大众来说,它可以说是贫困之根;对富人来说,它意味着心安理得地继承大笔财富;对黑手党来说,它是非法生意的脊椎骨。
    假币
    自然为了减轻造币厂印刷工人的劳动强度,某些不法分子悄悄干起了真币的复制工作,而问题在于银行总是闲他们的产品质量太差而拒绝接纳。
    假球
    长期以来使中国球队在洲际比赛中深受其害的恶劣行径,我们的对策是———“国内练兵,一致对外”。
    假期
    大多数工人一生中的两个星期,在这段时间里他(她)们远离了工作的烦扰,却要忍受她(他)们的配偶的折磨。
    见解
    游离不定的思想,通常是没有可见的依据的。见解往往是从别人那儿借来的,而且是免费的。提见解是男人的特权,不过最近女人也取得了这种权力。见解是很平常的,但它不一定由常识组成。见解就像脑袋一样,每人都有一个。
    建筑风格
    鼻梁的高低肥瘦长短大小。
    键盘
    象某些人一样,没有压力就没有工作的动力,哪里有压迫,哪里就有反抗.
    教程
    通常指收录在光盘上程序以外的类似于游戏的节目。主要让用户了解许多隐藏在程序深处的隐秘,让用户确信他们花了这么多钱是值得的。
    教育
    经过组织的知识,我们为之耗去毕生精力却没有学到手的东西。
    解密高手(Cracker)
    游戏专家、整人专家。玩电子游戏,也玩正版软件作者和生产商。
    金靴奖
    无论以头球见长,还是左右脚均有建树的最佳射手,都只发给一只鞋。
    金融业
    把黄金消化理解的事业。
    精品屋
    人们能以坦然、自得的心情面对贷币大幅度贬值的地方。
    经纪人
    一种国内尚无人从事的使买卖人口披上合法外衣的职业,这使得钻了空子的外来者多采用与人贩子相同的手法大赚我们的钞票。
    鞠躬
    突发性的驼背。


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    开放系统
    电脑厂商“吃一亏,长一智”的产物,在系统发生崩溃时可以不致于由某个厂商单独承担责任。用户投诉的对象也更加灵活了。
    空气
    1.慷慨的上帝赏给穷人的营养物品。
    2.被吸入肺中用以产生碳酸气的有毒气体。
    空调
    专门和老天爷唱反调的一种机器。
    恐怖分子
    专门用刑事案件刺激自己胃口的革命者,他们每干成一件事都将是劳苦大众一辈子想干却无法干成的第100件事。恐怖分子的优点在于能够使人们的精神生活一下子紧张起来。他们的不足之处在于偶尔落网。
    会计(accoumtant)
    1.除了老婆以外,可以合法地侦探经理钱袋的人 。
    2.一个长着铅笔脖子的橡皮头。
    快乐
    是这样一种人,面对别人的痛苦表现出异常的兴奋之情。
    宽恕
    所谓宽恕,意味着过河拆桥。
    盔甲
    铁匠铺设计制做的一种时装,该铁匠铺同时兼营长矛和大刀。
    扩展槽
    设在电脑机箱内部的经济开发区,吸引大家投资的地方。


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    老实
    无能的另一种委婉说法。
    老师
    知识的二道贩子,奇怪的是他们从来不交税。
    良言
    听了会难受,不听会更难受的话。
    吝啬
    与“节俭”很难加以区分的孪生兄弟。举例子说,尽可能少牺牲公民的生命就是节俭,而不肯拿出总统一个人的脑袋就是吝啬。
    伦理
    1.一种用字句掩盖欲望的观点。
    2.一种折磨人的观点。
    骆驼
    一种永远驼这背的动物。
    绿地
    相对于无垠的草原,这是长在城市屁股上的一撮毛。 笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>M

    马路
    用来测试挖掘机性能和行人涵养的装置。
    帽子
    只要不是绿色的就不值钱。是绿色的我们又都谦让地谁都说没时间戴。
    茅台
    喝者不买、买者不喝的酒。
    魅力
    美的外表。通常是矫柔造作的。
    蜜月
    结婚典礼与真正的生活之间的那段时光。
    免费软件(Freeware)
    为数不多的不用花钱买的小软件。病毒就是一种真正的实实在在的免费软件。
    民主
    很多手脚笨拙的人握在手里的权利。


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    内行
    你要是不耻下问现在几点钟,他就会告诉你怎么制造钟表。
    能力
    能力就像一张支票,除非把它兑换成现金,否则毫无价值。
    女性
    少女或妇女,至于那种身份好,需视她的具体目的而定。
    奴役
    黑色的南非洲的生活方式。


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    喷墨打印机
    1.既然有人用拖把、木棒、手指搞所谓的美术、书法创作,医生、护士们也展示了独特的创造力,发明了用注射器写字画画的喷墨打印机。
    2.对在电线杆子或墙壁上写广告的老军医的戏称。
    朋友
    在落魄时随之消逝的一个名词。
    批评
    女人最渴望做的事是批评男人,其次就是花他们的钱。


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    起床号
    学生最不喜欢的一种音乐。
    妻子
    一个已婚的女人。妻子是一种附属物,她往往变成一种装饰品,发挥的却是工具的作用。
    抢逼围
    对美式足球打法的改善。
    敲诈
    敲打面积很小,敲打部位很中肯的承受力试验。
    谦让
    当确信自已放弃后别人不可能接受时的一种举动。
    清零(Reset)
    这是让某个值为零的命令。我们也可留心在现实生活中发现这样的例子。比如每带女朋友逛一次精品店就可以使我们的钱包清零一次。
    清屏
    这条DOS命令主要为游戏迷而设计,起到保护奖金和饭碗的功用。在电子游戏玩兴正浓时,加入领导突然出现,别慌,给他来个CLS。
    情妇
    这是一种女人,在晚上她独占一个已婚的男人,在白天她却独守空房。
    求婚
    这是某个男子献给某个女人的东西,这个女人索要的东西很多,给予的却很少,等这个男人意识到这一点,已经晚了。“谋事在男,成事在女,上帝为证!”
    球迷
    自愿向足协和各俱乐部捐款的爱心奉献者。但可惜受益者不是灾民,而是腰缠万贯的富翁。这是一群无私无畏,蓄意制造贫富差距的人。
    驱动程序(DRIVER)
    驱动你四处寻找的不起眼的小程序。虽不起眼,却能让用户领教牙疼的感觉:驱动程序不算程序,没有了却要命。
    缺席
    它使人心偏向,别人得利。
    裙子
    一种花,以前一般在炎热气候下开放,现在则一年四季都能看到,且花冠越变越小。


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    爱情俱乐部笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>R

    热情
    虚伪的特殊表现形式。
    热胀冷缩
    自然界的天然规律之一。夏天天气热,白天就变长;冬天天气冷,白天就变短。
    忍让
    是在强大于自已的人面前表现出的一种风度。

    上帝眼中的蚂蚁,蚂蚁眼中的上帝。
    人工智能
    试图让电脑自己思考的一种尖端技术,就像试图让潜水艇自己游泳一样。
    人寿保险
    它关心的不是你的死亡,而是你的死亡方式。这完全是金钱抓住人性的弱点的又一个明证。
    任务
    你所做的事;并不是由于你想做它,而是因为你同意做它,另外,你需要因此而得到钱。 笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>S



    1.使本来落在头上的雨点落在裤子上的一种用具。
    2.一种可以用来给爱情增添浪漫色彩的工具,一般是越小越好。
    杀毒软件
    苍蝇拍。
    杀鸡骇猴
    这种教育方式的最终目的是要使猴子学会杀鸡。
    傻B
    瓦解敌人进攻的一种声音。假如萨达姆带领全体伊拉克人齐声高呼此种声音,肯定会吓退美国的航空母舰。
    上帝死了
    上帝一死,这一悲壮事件本身就明确无误地告诉人类:该自己照料自己了。
    上司
    就是你心里诅咒嘴上颂扬、既盼他早死又祝他长寿的那个人。
    删除
    目前所掌握的最有效的文件压缩方法。
    扫描仪
    简直就是吸尘器,所到之处,"垃圾"被原封不动扔进显示器.
    射门
    机会并不多,人生之goal也要抓紧稍纵即逝的时机。
    神经病
    对于不符合自已意志的人给予的一句评语,这种评价往往是相互的。
    圣诞节
    (上帝要求)我们过的一种节日,是用来庆祝大量砍树和花钱的。

    一个蚕豆状的游泳池,其中灌满了尿液。
    失望
    不现实的期望带来的现实的结果。
    生意
    这是一种通过出售产品,提供服务或做假广告(这是最常见的手段)赚钱的事业。
    时髦
    曾经是贫穷象征的补丁如今变成青年服饰特色的体现之一。
    事实
    这是一些可靠的东西,我们常常以它们为基础建立我们的假设。
    世界地图
    即地球表面皮肤示意图,上面标有地球各部皮肤名称,溃烂状态以及寄生虫的分布情况。
    世态炎凉
    一个房地产商人蒙受巨大损失后,他的亲朋好友中至少有一半人已经不认识他了;值得庆幸的是,那另一半人还不知道他已经破产。
    视窗97
    百衲衣,就是袈裟。为了方便用户缝制,微软再其总部以及世界各地许多地方建立了供用户免费领取补丁(PATCH)的站点。
    视窗98
    也叫“Windows 黛安娜”,美丽、诱人、耗资巨大、追逐者无数、午夜疯狂、不幸崩溃……
     

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    探险家
    从不毛之地爬向不毛之地最后又死于不毛之地的一个虱子。
    坦白
    在被别人发现之前承认自己的罪行。
    讨厌鬼
    一个对每一件事都说个没完没了,或对任何事情都无话可说的人;或者是一个会计。
    体能测试
    始于1994年,以李红军等诸多球员惨遭淘汰为标志足球界最早在全国实行“公开下岗”制度。
    天使
    一个在吻你之前咽一下口水,接着喉咙咕噜作响的女孩。
    调制解调器(Modem)
    喜欢在电脑网络上蹦来窜去的家伙,奇怪的是它尽管经常掉线(offline)却总也摔不死,因此人们戏称它为“猫”,猫有九条命嘛。
    调试
    “DEBUG”很可能是一种外国杀虫剂的名字。
    同桌
    学生时代常跟你闹矛盾、在桌上画“三八线”与你争地盘、但毕业后最令你怀念的那个人。
    头饰
    使自己的脑袋有一点多余的废话。
    投机商
    当你失足落水时向你推销救生圈的人。
    推销员
    一个在法律许可的范围内大肆掠夺的人。


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    UPS
    一个总喜欢在停电的炫耀自已的家伙.
     

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    爱情俱乐部笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>W

     
    外壳程序(SHELL)
    一种界面美观的鼠标操作训练程序。它把原来敲3、4个键便可以完成的一步操作转换成10个左右的鼠标动作,以帮助用户提高鼠标操作的熟练程度。
    外交家
    一个具备游说天才得人,他能说服你心甘情愿地下地狱,应能使你跃跃欲试,巴不得立即上路。
    网民
    当今全世界出生率最高的人种。和普通人不同的是其年龄长短并非根据活在世上的时间,而是根据已经交纳给ISP(因特网服务提供商)的费用多少而计算。
    网主(Webmaster)
    一种现代的仁慈的蜘蛛,他们从不吃掉撞上网来的那些被叫作“网虫”的虫子,通常只爱想办法慢慢地把网虫们口袋里的钞票掏干。
    唯美主义
    生活中的逃避主义,文学中的色情主义。
    违纪处罚
    以“教育与处罚相结合”为主旨,其指导思想是“杀鸡给猴看”。
    微软
    虫子们(如大名鼎鼎的千年虫millennium bug)共有的特征:又小又软。邪门的是有一家着名的软件公司也叫这个名字,难道他们是专门出产虫子的不成?怪不得Win98从Win95里捉出了3000多只虫子。
    卧式机箱
    自有满腹经纶,哪怕泰山压顶
    无知
    你熟悉的东西他一窍不通,他知道的事情你闻所未闻。
    无聊
    千方百计想怎样才能有事做。
    无条件转移(Unconditional Branch)
    当你的意见同未来的岳父母相左时,你须立即对你的立场所采取的措施即为无条件转移。
    无纸办公
    和无纸卫生间一样,卫生洁具的电视广告中竭力宣传但大部分人目前还消受不起的一种东西。原因有二:一是因为经济,二是因为习惯。
    妩媚
    柔若无骨的眼镜蛇。常常在缠住一个男人的手臂的同时向更多的男人进攻。


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    希特勒
    一把疯狂的菜刀外加先天神经错乱的两只手。
    下课
    俱乐部说:“初恋时,我们不懂爱情”,教练员说:“离婚了,就别再来找我。”
    下载(DOWNLOAD)
    把人家那里的好东东,比如精彩的图片、实用的程序,拖到自己的电脑里来,器过程类似于等待油漆风干。
    显示器
    一个大垃圾桶,某些人总是不厌其烦地在里面反复挑选,寻找一件他们喜欢的东西.(象我这样的)
    现金
    真正的钱。

    对“相似”的命名。她生于人道主义,结果是混乱主义。
    相思
    一种最有效的减肥方法。
    小报告
    一种饮料,由恶意和谎言加上微量事实配制而成的,能有效地削弱领导的洞察力。
    写保护(Write-Protect)
    这是一个有点令人费解的词,它真正的意思是保护起来,不让写入。比如当别人向我们提批评意见时,我们的脑袋往往处于这种写保护状态。
    心心相印
    让最有名的外科医生也束手无策的内脏粘连。
    新娘
    把美好景色抛于身后的人。
    信息中心
    那时一个通常只有专家或权威才能去上班的地方,他们的主要任务是不耐烦地告诉用户为什么他没资格得到他想要的东西。
    虚拟现实
    —新闻界和法律界最先使用这个术语。假新闻和诬告、诽谤等都是虚拟现实技术在社会生活中的生动实例。其实此技术古已有之,只不过当时叫做“莫须有”。
    学院
    这是一种公共机构,学生们到这里来拿学位,至于学习知识,那是毕业以后的事情。 笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>Y

    亚当
    因听老婆的话而被赶出乐园的第一个男人,但无论如何不是最后一个这样的男人。
    赝品
    一种新产品,制造者意图用它来取代毛病百出的合格产品。
    眼镜
    可与笔、墨、纸、砚并称的文房第五宝。
    洋教头
    与风雪山神庙中的林教头命运殊途同归的人。外国人戏弄中国球队,中国人戏弄外国教练。俱乐部的老板终于尝到了大脸猫折磨蓝皮鼠的快感。

    人民内部矛盾,必须马上解决的思想问题。
    野蛮人
    1.若干年前我们大家的统称。现在则用来专指我们身体的某一部分的超现实主义动作。
    2.完全未开化的人。他们不会使同类大规模的死亡,这事实足以证明他们的未开化。
    医生
    一个拿到扮演上帝的执照的人。
    医院
    没有铁栏杆的牢笼。在这种牢里,患者面临现代医学所知的各种传染性病毒的威胁,并经常忍受种种科学的折磨。
    遗传的
    不管你有什么缺点,你都可以说是“遗传的”,这种托词太妙了。
    异化
    播下满山的龙种却收获遍野的跳蚤。
    椅子
    使屁股万岁的东西。
    银行
    这是一种盈利机构,它使用你的钱还要叫你付小费;然后为了获得追加利润,它又把你自己的钱借给你。
    硬盘
    一道装满各式菜肴,色、香、味俱佳的大拼盘。
    勇敢
    一种不害怕自己的能力。
    永远
    直到遇上更好的某个人或物。
    优先权
    指至爱亲朋、同学好友或年轻貌美的女士拥有的全力。
    优先中断
    专供下级享用的优先权。比如下级正在打电话而上司也想用电话时,下级即可享受这种优先权。另外,丈夫正在看电视,而老婆恰巧想看另一频道时,也可以享用这种优先权。
    雨伞
    一种可用来给爱情增添浪漫色彩的工具,一般是越小越好。
    语音输入(Voice Input)
    1.吹枕边风。
    2.它是奉献给喋喋不休者的一项伟大发明,计算机会一句不漏地耐心聆听并记录他的话,而且最妙的还在于它绝不还嘴。
    预算税
    你为还没有挣到的收入交付的税款。


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    杂技
    用乱七八糟的身体力行换取人们好奇心的一种积木。
    在线聊天系统(Internet RelayChatting,IRC)
    停在电线上的一只只唧唧喳喳叫的庥雀或燕子组成的系统即为在线聊天系统。
    造越位
    十个人同时开溜,留下守门员和对方前锋“单挑”。
    战无不胜
    用一颗原子弹炸毁树下的一个蚂蚁窝或用邪恶将人类微弱的良知轻轻抹去。
    赞赏
    我们对别人与自己相似之处的委婉承认。
    掌声
    用来提醒瞌睡者一段表演已经结束的信号。
    丈夫
    丈夫是这么一种人,结婚前,女人期待他;结婚后,女人怀疑他;死后,女人开始尊敬他。
    哲理
    对宇宙和人生的似懂非懂的道理。
    哲学
    对无法解决的问题的一种莫名其妙的答案。
    争论
    你和你老婆或女友分享的一种东西,因为你犯了不可饶恕之罪——你在她不在场时度过了一段快乐时光。
    政治家
    这是一种商人,他经营的商店是政府。在美国,政治家分两类:自由党人和保守党人。保守党人迷恋于现有的罪孽,自由党人则希望用他们自己选择的恶行代替现存的罪孽。
    知音
    你在千里之外打个喷嚏我都能听到。
    直接存储器存取(DMA-Direct Memory Access)
    向自己的父母要钱就叫DMA。
    资本
    无非就是多几个情人而又常常让情人的眼泪溶化你骨缝中的几块金子。
    支票
    橡皮通货,想象中的钱,一直在邮递途中,很少有能寄到的。
    职业
    一个男人一旦有了这种东西,别人就不能骂他叫花子了,当然,他的老婆除外。
    智者
    知道何时沉默和如何沉默的人。
    自己做(DIY)
    原本只是贴在考场里的一条标语,或由监考老师的口中说出、考生最不愿听到的一句话。没想到现在成了电脑和音响发烧友中颇受欢迎的流行语。
    指南、教程
    通常指收录在光盘上程序以外的类似于游戏的节目。主要让用户了解许多隐藏在程序深处的隐秘,让用户确信他们花了这么多钱是值得的。
    中断请求
    这是发生在只有一根电话线的“网虫”家里的尴尬事。急着要打电话的那位时常发出此类令人反感的请求。


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    笑话幽默->>魔鬼词典>>魔鬼定律

    罗伊尔定律

    凡事都要往好处想,如果你掉进一个池塘,说不定屁股口袋里会装进一
    条鱼呢。


      扑克游戏定律
    赢者说说笑笑,输者高喊“发牌”


      拉纳透纳定律
    一个成功的男人就是赚的钱比太太花的要多;一个成功的女人就是找到
    这样的男人。


      彼得成功定律
    站起来的次数要比被击倒的次数多一次。


      邦尼人力定律
    一个人在一分钟内可挖一个洞,六十个人在一秒钟内却办不到。



      卡尔─汉斯定律
    官方之说,就像比基尼泳装:隐藏重点,展现诱惑。


      墨菲争执定律
    绝不跟一个傻瓜争辩──别人搞不清楚到底谁是傻瓜。


      劳伦斯─彼得定律
    许多人爬到了梯子的顶端,却发现梯子架错了墙。


      莫德尔定律
    没有什么事严重到可以讥笑或被讥笑的程度,除了裤裆开了。


      酸葡萄定律
    吃不到的葡萄,总是酸的。



      布尔克定律
    如果总统不把气发在太太身上,就会把它发在国家上。


      社论第一定律
    非常骄傲地发表了一篇精彩文章并期待得到读者的热烈反应时,你将只
    收到一封来信, http://www.nbabigstore.com/ James Harden Swingman Home Jersey,信中告知本报第四版右下角有个排版错误。


      政客定律
    他们可以许诺你在没有河的地方架起一座桥来。


      费林挫折定律
    当你的猫坐在你的大腿上睡着了,你又不忍心惊醒它时,你突然便意甚
    浓,要去厕所。


      杜鲁门定律
    他们要是需要我,定会来找我的。



      哈里─福斯迪克定律
    憎恨别人就像为了逮住一只耗子而不惜烧毁你自己的房子。



    福斯特四十岁定律
      人在少年时总想等到了四十岁就毁了自己,活到四十岁的时候又
    想重活一遍。



    麦法兰借钱定律
      借钱给别人的人,总是把借出的钱凑成整数。



    格拉斯运气定律
      运气在盼的时候不会来到,盼来的运气不是运气。



      法兰克定律
    就爱而言,女人是专业的,男人是业余的。


      弗雷德定律
    今天是威风凛凛的公鸡,明天呢──可能成为威风扫地的鸡毛掸子。


      兰德定律
    好不容易鞋子合脚了,可样式又过时了。


      苦桔子定律
    路边的桔子,要是没被吃光,就一定是苦的。


      口袋定律
    两个口袋的衣服叫学生服;三个口袋的叫西服;四个口袋的叫中山装;
    衣服上到处是口袋,如果不是时髦,肯定是讨饭的叫花子。


      伊夫现象
    你最感合适最喜欢的商品仅供陈列。


      拿纳姆定律
    婚姻就是把猫头鹰变成家鸽的尝试。


      花钱定律
    越有钱的人花起钱来越小气。
    男人的钱花在嘴上:吸烟、喝酒;女人的钱花在穿着上。所以因为贪嘴
    拿公家钱去大吃大喝犯错误的都是些男人,而在晚场舞会上穿得一个比
    一个漂亮的是女人。


      科尔兰会议定律
    会议的价值和出席会议的人数成反比。


      科弗特谈话定律
    如果不想让孩子听你在说些什么,就装着正对他们说。


      婆媳定律
    做媳妇时,和婆婆拌口角,觉得婆婆没道理;
    做婆婆时,和媳妇拌口角,觉得媳妇没道理。


      德克西四十九岁定律
    四十九岁时最大的安慰是意识到对于死去的年轻人来说年龄太大了。


      乐观与悲观定律
    乐观者发明了游艇,悲观者发明了救生圈;
    乐观者建造了高楼住房,悲观者生产了求火栓;
    乐观者去作了玩命的赛车手,悲观者却穿起了白大褂当了医生;
    最后乐观者发射了宇宙飞船,悲观者则开办了保险公司。


      考克兰定律
    存着的报纸一张都用不着,真的到了要处理时又哪张都不能扔。



      挑选军人做丈夫定律
    少尉太小,上尉太老,中尉正好。


      单相思定律
    就是要把她放在心里,她把我放在心外。


      骑自行车定律
    骑自行车带人──
    孩子坐前老婆坐后,那叫传统;老婆坐前孩子坐后,那叫新潮。


      埃特勒就业现象
    别的行业都比所在行业发展快。如果一旦改行了,那么原来所在的行业
    就飞速发展了。


      道格拉斯实用飞行定律
    当设计图纸的重量等于飞机时,飞机就能飞行了。



      克里斯托尔定律
    遭到失败是件麻烦事,但获得成功时,真正的祸患就开始了。


      历史学家定律
    任何事件,只要发生过,就会让老资格的历史学家说成是不可避免的。


      鲍伯医学法则
    看到大夫诊室的花枯了就千万别再进去。


      帕金森定律
    时间充峪时,工作随之膨胀;收入增加时,花销随之增长。


      第一定律
    在拿到第二个以前,千万别扔掉第一个。



      康普特准则
    人容易犯错误,但要想把事情彻底弄得一塌糊涂,还得依靠计算机。


      鲁尼恩定律
    赛跑时不一定快的赢;打架时不一定弱的输。


      福克兰定律
    没有必要做出决定时,就有必要不做决定。


      韦伯定律
    如果你顺当地找到停车的地方,那你就会找不着你的车。


      博肯定律
    剧场里越是不靠近过道的座位上的观众就来得越晚。



      卡德宁定律
    你得到最多的是你不需要的东西。


      劳森定律
    如果介绍上说“勿失良机”,那你就会失去。


      贾斯特交通行为定律
    车越破开得越疯。


      贝克经济学定律
    你所能提供的东西,你一个也不要。


      琼斯定律
    朋友或来或走,敌人只来不走。


      写字定律
    从某种意义上说,医院里的大夫完全可以和耍笔头的书法家媲美,
    书法家的狂草和门诊大夫开的药方一样令人难以辨认。
    【大夫的笔法更是自成一体,而书法家尚且有章可循。】

      架脚定律
    女人架脚不雅,男人架脚潇洒。


      女人定律
    对男人一知半解的女人,最后做了男人的妻子。
    对男人全都了解的女人,最后成了老处女。


      做饭定律
    女人没下班就溜回家,是因为做饭;
    男人下了班不忙回家,也因为做饭。


      马歇尔广义冰山定律
    任何事物只能了解到它的八分之一。





      岁数定律
    岁数比过去大了,脾气比过去小了。


      “怕三角”定律
    男人的弱点是怕老婆,老婆的弱点是怕儿子,儿子的弱点是怕老子。


      萨盖定律
    有一块手表的人知道准确的时间,戴两块手就不敢说几点了。


      艺术和科学的黄金法则
    掌握黄金者掌握尺度。


      戈登第一定律
    如果一个研究项目根本不值得做,则不值得好好地做。


      贝思特定律
    一个产品保证的越多,就越不可信,如廉价的音响标有“超级”字样。


      贝克定律
    如果你认为受教育太花钱,可以试试无知的滋味。


      格里森之谜
    极小的洞也终将把最大的容器流空,除非它是故意用来排水的;
    而在这种情况下,它又会堵塞。


      艾贝利定律
    婚姻只是个貌合神离的联盟,双方都认为自己是盟主。


      豪利大问题定律
    每一个大问题里,都有一个小问题露面。


      艾格尼斯─艾伦定律
    万事易进不易出。


      梅尔定律
    要不是最后一分钟,那么什么事也做不成。


      能力定律
    在两种情况下,人们特别容易高估自己的能力:一是恋爱中的男
    人,他们发誓要为女朋友做的事总要超过自己的能力;一是当了科长
    想当处长,当了处长想当局长的人。


      吉尔伯特定律
    工作危机最确凿的信号是没有人跟你说该怎么做。


      记性定律
    男人能记住恋人的生日,确说不出母亲的岁数。



      失眠定律
    就是开了电视睡得着,关了电视反而睡不着。


      梅勒定律
    如果事实和理论不一致,则事实必须被除去。


      金宁推论
    面包掉地时,黄油朝下的概率和地毯的价格成正比。


      寨莫吉关于发展系统动态特性的第一定律
    您一旦打开了一罐蚯蚓,再将其装罐的唯一方法,是用一个更大的罐。


      计划的90-90规则
    任务的前90%需要90%的时间,任务的后10%又需要90%的时间。


      选择性落体定律
    一个物体将按照最大危害的方式落地。


      期望的非互逆定律
    不希望发生的事结果便不发生;
    希望实现的事却实现不了。


      “不能提”定律
    有些事情,只要一提起,……
    ……如果是件好事,肯定错过;
    ……如果是件坏事,肯定发生。


      波伦第一定律
    疑惑时含糊其词。


      艾托雷的观察
    两队并行(自己在其中的一队),总是另一队快。



      加宁哭泣定律
    这一次你痛哭了,下一次你就哭不起来。


      费克尔遗忘定律
    忘记要带去用的东西的人,总是住在最高一层楼上。


      凯茜求爱定律
    你向你最喜爱的姑娘求爱的同时,你最喜爱的姑娘必定正在向另一个
    男人献媚。


      西姆斯礼物定律
    你送给一个男的礼物,他多半转赠给了他的妻子。


      米勒打猎定律
    你要射击的羊,中弹后多半要掉到山崖下。



      靡菲定律
    任何事情,只要能往坏的方向发展,它就一定往那个方向发展。


      约翰投诉电话定律
    你打过一次的投诉电话的号码,以后就再也不会忘记了。


      卡麦洛捡钱定律
    你正缺少一分钱的时候,满地也找不着平时总看得着也没去捡的
    这一分钱。


      豪氏定律
    每个人都有一个计划无法实现。


      诺尔斯定律
    辩论时间的长短与问题的严重性成反比。



      司宾塞定律
    越是贪馋的人,越容易有好东西吃。


      休斯傻瓜定律
    经常说“我没有这么傻”这句话的人,久而久之大家就都会把他
    当做一个傻瓜。


      卡索吉尔定律
    你懒得去接的电话,多半是打给你的。


      失火定律
    家里失火的时候,最先醒的人危险最大。


      维奥斯特灾难定律
    一切灾难中的第一个灾难,看起来都不象是一场灾难。


      科德尔定律
    想爬上山去的人,最后都爬了上去。
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      乔伊斯风雨定律
    刮大风的时候,人总是迎着风走;
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      甘宁父亲节定律
    在父亲节的那天,男人做家务的劲头最大。


      家庭联盟定律
    孩子小的时候,父母是一对相互勾结的阴谋家。
    孩子长大的时候,女儿常和父亲站在一边,儿子常和母亲扎成一团。


      加布里埃定律
    你最不愿见的人,经常登门拜访。


      里博特回忆定律
    一个沉湎于往事的人,日子一定比别人过得艰难。

      卡通葬礼定律
    最想参加你的葬礼的人,是那个一生都仇恨你的人;
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      骗子定律
    没有得手的骗子比得手的骗子还要彬彬有礼。

      醉鬼定律
    醉鬼没钱的时候酒瘾最大。

      劳埃德保险业定律
    保险业本身也是需要保险的行业。

      马克尤斯成功定律
    成功是两段乏味生活中的小小的停顿。

      整容定律
    热衷于整容的人长相一般都不差,对整容非常不感兴趣的人也大
    多漂亮。

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반지 프로젝터 : 프러포즈를 위한 아이템


프로젝터라면 일반적으로 노트북 만한 크기에 커다랗게 생긴 것이 대부분입니다. 하지만 요즘엔 컴퓨터가 모빌리티( 휴대성 )가 강화되면서 프로젝터 역시 모빌리티가 강화되게 되었죠. 역시 대세는 뭐든지 들고 다니기 쉽게 바뀌는 것 같습니다.

심지어는 반지에 프로젝터를 넣어서 다닐 수도 있게 되었습니다. 씨넷은 22일 영국의 보석상 탬래커 ( Tamrakar ) 에서 일하는 아티스트 루크 제럼이 만든 커플용 초소형 반지 프로젝터를 소개 했습니다.


 반지는 슬라이드가 들어 갈 수 있는 부분과 상을 확대 시켜 주는 렌즈 부분으로 이루어져 있습니다. 프로젝터에 들어가는 사진 역시 영구적이 아니라 교체가 가능하다고 하니, 커플들에게 인기가 있을 듯 합니다.


 슬라이드가 들어 간 부분에 LED 조명을 비추면 렌즈를 통해서 슬라이드 이미지가 확대되어 프로젝트 되는 형태입니다. 초소형이다 보니 해상도는 별로 좋지 않지만 커플들에게 좋은 추억거리를 만들어 주기에는 손색이 없을 듯 하네요.
저 사진이 얼마나 확대 될지는 모르겠지만 요 작은 반지 프로젝터가 건물의 벽 하나를 다 비출 수 있다면 정말 멋진 이벤트도 가능 할 것이라고 생각이 듭니다.


반지 프로젝터를 만든 루크 제럼씨는 이전에 말하는 반지를 만들어서 화제가 되었는데요.
2005년 약혼반지를 열기구에서 선물 할 때, 말하는 반지를 선물 했었다고 합니다.


잘 보시면 반지 표면에 작은 홈들이 나있는 것을 볼 수 있는데요.
그 홈을 따라서 바늘이 지나가면 소리가 나는 방식입니다.

이 분은 반지에 재미있는 것들을 많이 집어 넣으시네요.
반지 프로젝터에서 말하는 반지까지...
이런 반지를 선물 받은 여성은 정말 평생 기억에 남을 추억을 갖게 될 것 같네요 ㅎ




말하는 반지 영상입니다.
정확히 어떤 소리가 나는지는 모르겠지만, 무슨 말이 나오는 것 같긴 합니다. ㅎ
더 많은 정보는 루크 제럼씨의 홈페이지에 가보시기 바랍니다.

Dreaming of diamonds
Dreaming of diamonds by Swamibu 저작자 표시

그래도 여성분들이 가장 좋아 하는 것은 ↑ 이거 겠죠? 다이아몬드!!!


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이 동영상에서 주목 할 만한 것은 바로 뒤의 드러머입니다.
눈감고 소리만 들으면 눈치를 못 채지만 뒤에서 드럼치는 드러머를 보시면 웃음이 날겁니다.


대락 이런 느낌으로 드럼을 연주하는데요.
저런 퍼포먼스를 보여주면서도 드럼의 비트가 흐트러지지 않는게 신기하기만 하네요.

이 밴드의 이름은 "Rick K. and the AllNighters" 입니다.
밴드 이름을 몰라서 한참 찾았는데, 동영상을 잘 보면 드러머 앞에 노란색으로 밴드 이름이 쓰여 있네요.


이 밴드의 홈페이지를 보니까.
저 드럼치시는 분은 원래 저런 컨셉으로 드럼을 치는 것 같습니다. ㅋㅋ

참고 링크
Rick K. and the Allnighters 공식 마이스페이스 -> [구경하기]

그 밖에 동영상들을 보아도 뒤쪽의 드러머만 눈에 띄네요.



이 동영상에선 음질이나 화질은 별로 안 좋지만 뒷쪽 드러머의 현란한 움직임은 확실히 볼 수 있네요.



이 동영상에선 시작부터 현란하네요.



이 동영상에선 춤을 추십니다. ㅋㅋ

개인적으로 이 밴드 한국에 한번 왔으면 좋겠네요.
마치 잭블랙이 생각나는 무대.. 왜 일까요?
그러고 보니 좀 닮은 듯? ㅋㅋ

아무튼 신기한 사람들 참 많은 것 같아요.


  1. Long before Jonathan Drouin stepped into the spotlight on hockey’s international stage, he had already won over Andre Tourigny as a fan.


    Jonathan Drouin was lighting it up for Halifax before joining Team Canada. (Getty)“His hockey sense and IQ is through the roof, ” said Tourigny, an assistant coach for Team Canada at the 2013 world juniors. “But along with that he’s a competitor, he wants to make the difference and he plays with a lot of poise.

    “I’m a big fan of Jo because I think he’s a player who will make the key play at the right moment. ”

    Tourigny, who coaches the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League’s Rouyn-Noranda Huskies, has seen the kind of effect Drouin can have on a game first hand. The 17-year-old has been a standout with the Halifax Mooseheads this season and has carried his dynamic play into a spot on Team Canada at the World Junior Hockey Championship. Last season in the QMJHL playoffs Drouin and linemate Nathan MacKinnon went on a tear, helping Halifax reach the semifinal where they lost in six games to the Rimouski Oceanic. Drouin finished his spring fling with nine goals and 26 points in 17 playoff games, only one point behind his friend MacKinnon.

    “He has the best hockey IQ I’ve coached against in the (QMJHL), ” said Tourigny, who has been behind the Huskies bench for nine seasons. “It’s unreal.

    “I’ve never coached against a guy like that. ”

    Tourigny said playing against Drouin is difficult because if you try to shut him down, he’ll just take his game to the next level. It’s his ability to always find an open man and make the right play that has made him a rising star on a team with older, more experienced players.

    The fact he was only playing midget hockey before moving to Halifax at Christmas last year has already been well documented, but it’s still hard to imagine his game could have progressed so fast in such a short time.

    “It’s fun to be here right now even though I’m 17, ” said Drouin, who is playing on Canada’s second line with Niagara IceDogs forwards Ryan Strome and Brett Ritchie (which has also earned time as the team’s second power-play unit). “It’s a really big step from last year when I was (playing) midget. I think I’m going to improve every game and help the team win. ”


    Nathan MacKinnon has been under the microscope longer - and more intensely - than Drouin. (Getty)He said he’s not concerned about his rising draft stock. He isn’t concerned about the media building up a rivalry between him and MacKinnon, who is also draft-eligible. MacKinnon has already spent so much time in the spotlight that Tourigny believes Drouin’s newfound fame will help ease the pressure off the Nova Scotia teenager many have touted to be the NHL’s top pick come June.

    “(Drouin) is in an easier situation than Nate, ” said Tourigny. “Nate is in a tough situation because he’s in the spotlight – he can’t fail. We’ve tried to talk to him about that, to ease that pressure. ”

    There’s a distinct double standard between the two players because MacKinnon has been under the hockey world’s microscope for so long. But, as Tourigny points out, the youngster isn’t the first phenom to go through this type of sometimes overwhelming scrutiny.

    “I remember Sean Couturier (now in the NHL with Philadelphia) two years ago, it was the same pattern. From the start he was targeted as the key guy, the top gun. Everyone was looking at him, and as soon as he made a mistake everybody would talk about it.

    “When a guy like Drouin makes a mistake, people say, ‘Oh, but he’s still good, so whatever. ’ So it’s kind of unfair for MacKinnon right now. ”

    Tourigny said that at the team’s selection camp in Calgary in December, he felt MacKinnon was under far more pressure to perform because the expectations for him have always been so high.

    “I had doubts about Nate because I knew that he would maybe try to do too much, ” said the coach. “Jo has that cockiness – in the right way – that confidence, that would make a difference. ”

    At the moment MacKinnon finds himself relegated to Canada’s fourth line which, for him, is unfamiliar territory given his stature in Halifax. MacKinnon said he’s OK with that, showing a level of maturity that often isn’t found with 17-year-olds.

    “At the end of the day it’s a tournament, http://www.csnclippers.com/ Clippers Caron Butler Men's Jersey, ” said the 17-year-old. “It’s not for individual success. For me I’m not worried about my draft status or anything like that. I’m just happy to be here.

    “Going from 25 (minutes) a night to less is definitely different, but we won 9-3 yesterday (against Germany) so we’re getting plenty of offence, ” said MacKinnon.

    He’s been rooming with Team Canada captain and NHLer Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, a conscious decision made by head coach Steve Spott since the two have had similar hockey paths.

    “He’s a mature guy, ” said MacKinnon of Nugent-Hopkins. “He’s very focused. It’s very nice to have him on our team for all the guys to learn from him. He was the best choice for captain as well. ”

    To be sure, Canada will be heavily scouted here with both MacKinnon and Drouin eligible for the 2013 NHL entry draft. But while the scouts gathered in Russia to watch and analyze the two teenagers, they insist they aren’t thinking that far ahead. In Ufa, they both have eyes on one prize.

    “I have one goal and that’s the gold medal right now, ” said Drouin.


 사람이 작업하는 분야 중에서 가장 다양하고 심오한 분야가 예술이 아닌가 생각 됩니다.
 인간이 다루는 모든 재료, 모든 것들이 예술의 재료가 될 수 있다고 해도 과언이 아닌데요.
 심지어는 쓸모없어 보이는 것도 예술가를 만나면 작품이 될 수 있습니다.

 이번에는 자동차 먼지와 예술가가 만나서 멋진 작품으로 탄생을 하였습니다.

진주귀걸이를 한 소녀


예를들면 위 그림과 같은 작품인데요.
어디서 많이 본 그림이죠?


바로 요하네스 베르미어의 '진주구걸이를 한 소녀'라는 작품입니다.
미술시간에 본 듯한 그림인데, 자동차 먼지를 이용해서 다시 보니 새롭네요.

위 작품은 텍사스 윔벌리에 사는 화가 스콧 웨이드의 작품인데, 그는 자동차에 끼인 먼지를 이용해서 '모나리자', '별이빛나는 밤에' 등 유명한 그림들을 그려 보였습니다.

그의 작품들을 더 살펴 보자면,

별이 빛나는 밤에를 배경으로 한 모나리자

산타

진주귀걸이를 한 소녀 작업 中

큰 바위 얼굴

텍사스 우먼

야생화



 차는 굉장히 더럽지만 보기만 해도 기분이 나쁜 더러워진 차를 이용해서 감탄을 자아내는 멋진 예술 품을 만드는게 신기하기만 합니다.





 스콧이 작업을 하는 과정이 유튜브에 동영상으로 올라왔는데요.
 자연적으로 생간 먼지가 아니라 일부러 먼지를 부착 시키고 작업을 시작합니다. ( 뭐 상관 없지요. 멋지니까 )
 일반 그림처럼 기본적인 스케치부터 시작하고 어찌어찌하다보면 그림이 완성되어 있습니다.
 굉장히 신기하네요.

 비록 비가오거나 바람이 세게 불면 망가지는 작품이지 그는 "사람들의 마음을 마사지 해주는 것"이라고 말하고 있습니다.
 멋지네요. 마치 밥 아저씨의 그림을 보고 있는 것 같습니다.


  1. BlogIcon 머니야 머니야 2010.07.06 10:06 신고

    와..첨보는 장면들인데 무척 신기하고..예술같다..는 생각이 확~드는데요? ^^;

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    In the event that Weiss is really guaranteeing, after that, and when he's the person below who the actual Rockies be prepared to spider out of the rubble from the most detrimental period within business background, just how can these people perhaps justify providing him or her the one-year agreement? This isn't the supervisor battling with regard to their work following low quality overall performance; this can be a supervisor beginning employment, as well as beginning annually following the team's beginning pitchers set up the group 5. 80 PERIOD, an issue the actual Rockies possess tackled along with hostility this particular offseason. As well as through hostility, all of us imply these people re-signed Shaun Francis, that introduced lower the actual rotation's general amounts together with his 5. fifty eight PERIOD.

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    Within their greatest offer, Co threw in the towel Alex Whitened, among the table decorations from the mutually terrible Ubaldo Jimenez offer, with regard to alleviation glass pitcher Wilton Lopez, who had been upon their method to Philadelphia till physicians looked over their shoulder as well as asked yourself regardless of whether ligaments or even mashed taters kept this collectively. Their MRI handed gather for that Rockies, and when certainly he or she continues to be wholesome, it is a experienced proceed with regard to common supervisor … oh yea, may as well begin presently there whenever talking about the actual Rockies' long-term diagnosis.

    ACTUALITY EXAMINE

    Serta O'Dowd may be the Rockies' common supervisor, just he or she does not handle the actual Rockies. Expenses Geivett may be the Rockies' older VP associated with main category procedures, meaning he or she works the actual main category group without having manage within the essential small category program. The actual GM-by-committee program, similar to the closer-by-committee program, might function in the event that within the correct fingers. They are not really the best fingers.

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    O'Dowd makes its way into their thirteenth period, as well as for the reason that period, the actual Rockies possess all 5 months through pitchers with increased compared to 4 Is victorious Over Alternative: May well Kennedy within 2004, Jerr Jennings within '06, Aaron Prepare within '08 as well as Jimenez within last year as well as '10. The only real groups along with less this kind of months tend to be Pittsburgh, North park as well as Baltimore, as well as, nicely, you can observe the type associated with organization the actual Rockies maintain.


    [Related: $10 million changes Lance Berkman's mind about DH]


    Carlos Gonzalez brought the actual Rockies within RBIs along with eighty-five final period. (Getty Pictures) Absolutely no query: It's hard to build up pitching within Colorado's nothing. And that is the pity, simply because – this particular seems therefore 1998 – it is the one thing keeping back again the actual Rockies through achievement. The primary associated with Troy Tulowitzki, Carlos Gonzalez, Fowler as well as Wilin Rosario is really a truly, great starting point. Amongst Todd Helton, The nike jordan Pacheco, Bob Nelson as well as soon-to-arrive prospective client Nolan Arenado, they have the mish-mash associated with choices in the beginning as well as 3rd bottom.

    Exactly where Erina Cuddyer as well as their leftover 2 yrs as well as $21 zillion easily fit in here's not really generously apparent. For any group which will rating operates, he's excess worth – the type which, in a sensible income with regard to their unpleasant manufacturing, might provide some thing in the industry. Nevertheless, the actual Rockies tend to be disinclined to do this, as well as thinking about the condition of the rotator right now – Jhoulys Chacin, the actual recuperating Jorge de los angeles Rosa as well as Juan Nicasio, Francis as well as among the Came Pomeranz-Tyler Chatwood-Christian Friedrich triumvirate – not really buying and selling striking with regard to pitching is actually energetic malice.

    It isn't such as there is a lot arriving, possibly. The actual nearest point the actual Rockies need to pitching potential customers would be the low-upside Tyler Anderson as well as Edwar Cabrera. And when the actual payroll shearing remains constant, Tulowitzki as well as Gonzalez might occupy the mixed 1 / 2 of the actual Rockies' spending budget through 2015. Regardless of whether each stay in the Rockies standard at that time is actually among too many queries encircling the business which bumbled it's method in the 2007 Globe Sequence towards the base from the activity in two ten years.

    MESSIAH

    Eventually, the actual management vacuum cleaner would go to the actual the surface of the business, exactly where Rockies proprietor Penis Monfort enables their company in order to traipse together as though led through Apple company Roadmaps. Inefficiencies tend to be rife all through football; administration framework isn't some of those inefficiencies. Businesses tend to be large, unwieldy as well as greatest offered through anyone managing all of them. Possibly simply because Monfort offers operate their loved ones company together with his sibling Charlie he's comfortable in order to the thought of co-CEOs. It won't function within football, and also the faster Penis Monfort identifies which, the earlier the actual Rockies can come not to throwing away Tulowitzki as well as Gonzalez's perfect many years.

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 지금은 윈도우즈 7을 사용하고 있지만 한 때 윈도우즈 XP를 사용했던 적이 있는데요.
 윈도우즈 XP 시절 바탕화면으로 사용했던 푸르른 언덕이 아직도 기억이 납니다.
 

 바로 이 사진인데요.
 녹색의 아름다운 언덕과 파란 하늘, 그리고 새하얀 구름이 조화를 이루고 있어서
 보고만 있어도 기분이 좋아지고 마음이 평화로와 지는 사진입니다.

 이 사진이 진짜 존재하는 사진일까 생각도 해봤는데.
 많은 분들이 CG 일 꺼라고 생각하고 계시더군요.

 하지만 진짜 존재하는 곳이 었습니다.
 그렇다고 게시판에서 그러더군요.

 게시물 보러가기



바로 이 사진입니다.
언덕의 형상과 뒤쪽에 보이는 산이 일치하는 것으로 보아서
진짜 XP 배경화면의 언덕으로 보이는 군요.

신기하네요.
오늘의 유머에 게시된 늅늅님의 게시물을 인용해 보자면


세상에서 가장 널리 유포된 위 사진의 제목은 완벽한 행복을 뜻하는 ‘bliss.
미국의 사진작가 찰스 오리어가 1996년 캘리포니아 소노마 카운티에서 촬영한 것이다.

한 달 내내 비가 내리다 어느 날 태양이 떠올랐다.
아름다운 초록색 풀밭이 펼쳐져 있었다.
하늘은 짙은 파란색이었으며 퇴적운이 군데군데 떠 다녔다.
보는 이를 더없이 행복하게 만드는 아름다운 풍경이었다.

어느 사진작가의 사진 작품이었군요.
덕분에 XP를 사용하면서 바탕화면이 저를 위로해주고,
기분을 좋게 해 주었습니다. ㅎㅎ


  1. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.07.02 22:15 신고

    오..^^ 몰랐던 정보네요....
    신기하네요...저역시 CG라고 생각했었는데...^^


날개 없는 선풍기라고 하는데...
신기하네요.




물리나 유체 역학을 잘 모르긴 하지만 넓은 곳의 공기를 좁은 곳으로 흐르게 하여 바람이 빨라지는 원리인가 봅니다.




실용화 될 수 있을까요?
이런 신기한 제품들 보면 참 창의력이 중요하구나~~ 하고 생각하게 됩니다. ㅎ


[신기] 비트박스의 달인


 비트박스하면 생각나는 사람이 있죠. "비트박스를 잘하려면 2가지만 기억하세요. 북치기 박치기. " 비트박스를 북치기 박치기로 대중에게 소개했었던 CF인 SK의 TTL CF가 있었죠. 비트박스 하면 북치기 박치기, 후니훈으로 기억을 하게 되었는데요. 저 역시 고등학교때 잠깐 비트박스를 배웠었는데 후니훈의 영향이 적지 않았던 것으로 기억합니다.



 실제로 비트박스 카페에 가보면 비트박스를 굉장히 잘 하는 분들이 많이 있습니다. ( 링크:다음비트박스카페) 후니훈의 비트박스만 보고 이 카페에 가입했는데 완전 다른 세상이더군요. 북치기 박치기는 무슨... 알아야 하는 기술들이 굉장히 많고 제가 비트박스 배울때가 비트박스 인구가 폭발적으로 늘어나던 시기여서 새로운 기술들도 많이 생겨 나더라구요. 엄청 신기했었습니다.
 (ps. 여담이지만 비트박스를 배우면서 기본적인 기술들이 있는데, 제 기억엔 가장 힘들었던 기술이 스네어 류의 기술이었습니다. 스네어 소리를 내는데에도 며칠이 걸렸고, 펀치 스네어 등등 많은 기술들이 나와서 따라 잡기가 매우 힘들었던 기억이 있습니다. )
 


 신기하죠. 저렇게 비트박스를 잘하기까지 무던한 노력이 필요했을 겁니다. 입이 부르트도록 비트박스를 해대야 남들이 잘 한다고 생각 할 정도로 잘 하게 되는데요. 저 분은 정말 소리도 깔끔하게 잘 나고 실력도 굉장히 좋은 것 같네요.

 이 영상들을 보니까 오랜만에 북치기 박치기 흥이 돋네요. ㅋㅋ



  1. 2010.06.04 19:58

    비밀댓글입니다

  2. ㅋㅋ 2010.08.03 00:27 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ윈드 접밥아님 ? 쟤 별룬데 ㅋ

  3. ㅋㅋ 2010.08.03 00:30 신고

    윈드가 머냐면 마지막에 햇던 오이스 라이스 아이스 히스 비스 아이 시노 허사 파티크 s티크 타티크 s티크 피티크 s티크 시노 s사 뿜띠크s뿜 띠끄띠끄s띠끄 뿜띠끄 s뿜 띠끄 뿜s뿜 우노 s티크 도우스 s띠끄 트렌스 s 과 트로 s티크 임

  4. ㅇㅇ 2010.10.13 19:04 신고

    윈드좃밥임 ㅋㅋ아무리쉬워도 리슨투마이피플정도는 해야짘ㅋ
    그리고 ㅋㅋ님 족보좀 틀리셧음..
    오이스 아이스 라이스 이스 비스 아이 시노 허 사
    파띠끄 sk커 다띠끄 s띠끄 피띠끄 sk 시노 s 사
    마지막부분도 안적엇넼ㅋㅋ

  5. 저기 위에님들아 2011.08.24 18:39 신고

    야이 병신들아 윈드는 원레 케스네어(강한 림샷)으로 하는게 정상이다 병신들아
    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ스네어? ㅋㅋㅋ 초딩들이 스네어로 윈드만 좆나게 파다가 접지 ㅋㅋ 씨

  6. 저기 위에님들아 2011.08.24 18:40 신고

    그리고 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ윈드좆밥? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ저분 독일비트박서중에서 존나 유명한데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ그리고 족보는 따로 정해진게 아니고 듣는사람이 족보를 그대로 만든거라서 10% 확실하지 않아요 등신아 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 리슨투마피플 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ아존나웃기네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ저분은 . 로빗 스네어 프리스타일있죠. 그거 그냥 껌으로 할뜻 ㅋㅋ 펀치스네어 소리 보면 모르냐 이 비트박스 좆밥들아

  7. BlogIcon 해우기 2011.08.24 23:21 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ

    비트박스라....
    한번도 시도해본적도 없는 사람이라서....


 담배라는 것은 기호식품일 수도 있지만 어떻게 보면 마약일 수도 있습니다. 담배 속에 들어있는 니코틴이라는 성분이 중독성이 굉장히 강한 약물에 속하기 때문에 니코틴이 들어있는 담배 역시 중독성이 매우 강할 수 밖에 없습니다. 또 한 이런 니코틴과 같은 중독성 약물은 지속적으로 투약을 하게 되면 내성이 생겨서 효과를 빨리 보지 못 하게 됩니다. 즉, 더 많은 담배를 피우게 된다는 것이지요.



 얼마전 뉴스에 나온 기사에 따르면 인도네시아의 2살배기 꼬마 아기가 담배의 늪에 빠졌다고 합니다. 뉴스를 인용해보자면,

...

미국 CBS 인터넷판은 26일(현지시각) "인도네시아의 수마트라섬 남부에 살고있는 아르디 리잘이라는 2세 남아가 담배애 중독되었다"고 보도했다. 이 매체에 따르면 리잘은 하루에 40개피씩 줄 담배를 피워대고 있다.

리잘은 아빠의 권유로 18개월부터 흡연을 시작했으며, 엄마가 아이 건강이 걱정돼 담배를 주지 않으면 소리를 지르며 머리를 바닥에 찧고 심지어 앓기까지 한다. 리잘의 아빠는 "아이가 건강해 보여서 걱정되지 않는다"고 대수롭지 않게 말했다.

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 보통의 흡연자들처럼 금단 증상을 나타내고 있는 것을 알 수 있습니다. 게다가 이 아이가 담배를 시작한 이유가 기사에서 보시면 "아빠의 권유로... " 라고 나와 있네요. 인도네시아의 보건 당국의 홍보가 부족한 탓일까요? 담배가 사람의 건강에 미치는 영향을 잘 모르는 것 같습니다. 더욱 더 큰 문제는 이 아이의 부모가 "아들이 다른 아이들과 마찬가지로 잘 자라고 있기 때문에 건강에 별 다른 이상은 없을 것"이라며 담배를 끊게 할 생각이 없음을 나타냈습니다.

 세계 보건기구(WHO)에 따르면 인도네시아가 속한 동남아시아권 국가의 남성의 70%가 흡연자이며, 15~19세 사이의 남성 청소년의 흡연율도 증가 추세에 있다고 합니다. 특히 13~15세 사이의 청소년 흡연율이 14% 정도이며 남자 청소년의 경우 4명중 1명꼴로 담배를 피우는 것으로 나타났다고 합니다. 인도네시아 중앙 통계청에 따르면 3~15세 인도네시아 어린이의 25%가 흡연 경험이 있으며 전체의 3.2%는 매일 담배를 피운다고 합니다.

 
I am fading among my own smoke
I am fading among my own smoke by HAMED MASOUMI 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


인도네시아를 비롯한 많은 동남아권의 국가들이 개발도상국의 지위에 있습니다. 한참 경제가 성장하고 있고 나라가 발전하고 있는데, 경제의 성장을 보건과 국민의식이 따라가지 못 하는 경우가 굉장히 많이 있습니다. ( 제가 7,80 년대에 살아보지 않아서 잘 모르겠지만 우리나라도 비슷한 경험을 했다고 들었습니다. ) 특히 담배와 알콜 같은 중독성 약물의 사용이 개발 도상국에서 많이 일어나는데요.

 경제 개발을 온몸으로 이끌어 나가기 때문에 ( 개발 도상국의 경우에는 지식과 정보를 기반으로한 산업보다는 다른 나라들이 하기 싫어하는 몸으로 때우는 종류의 일을 많이 하게 됩니다. ) 그 만큼 몸이 피로하게 되고, 지친 몸을 달래기 위해서 합법적인 약물인 술이나 담배를 사용하는 것 같습니다.


Ballerina white..Black Ballerina...(Explored)
Ballerina white..Black Ballerina...(Explored) by SamikRC 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


 하지만 담배와 술은 인체에 해로운 영향을 미치는 것으로 나타나고 있기 때문에, 바람직한 현상은 아닌 것 같습니다. 게대가 담배의 악영향에 대해서 전혀 모르는 걸로 보아 인도네시아 당국의 흡연의 폐해에 대한 홍보도 부족한 것 같구요. 세상에 자기 자식한테 안 좋은 담배를 권하고 끊게 할 생각이 없는 무책임한 부모는 참 드물 것이기 때문이죠.

 우리나라의 경우 보건 당국의 지속적인 홍보 효과로 2004년 이후 흡연율이 지속적으로 떨어지고 있습니다. ( 2008년 부터는 오르락 내리락 하고 있네요. ) 2009년 12월 대한민국의 20세 이상 성인남녀의 흡연율은 남성이 43.1%, 여성이 3.9%, 남녀 종합 흡연율이 23.3% 입니다.


The Killing Fields
The Killing Fields by cszar 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


 우리나라도 여유가 있다면 혹은 시민단체나 기타 단체들을 중심으로 동남아시아의 흡연율 낮추기 캠페인을 벌였으면 좋겠네요. 아직까지 OECD 평균 성인 흡연율인 23.2% 보다 높은 수치( 수치의 출처가 모두 다르기 때문에 참고를 하시기 바랍니다. 이 정보의 출처 뉴스에서는 한국의 흡연율 25.3% 입니다. )이이기 때문에 아직 보건 당국의 금연 캠페인은 지속되어야 할 것으로 보입니다.

 자신이 흡연 하는 것은 아무도 뭐라고 하지 않습니다만, 한번 생각해 보십시오. 자기 자신의 흡연이 다른 사람에게 영향을 미치지 않는지, 담배연기가 다른 사람의 건강을 위협하지 않는지, 내가 다른 사람에게 담배를 권하지 않았는지,, 이 모든 것에 당당하면 아무도 뭐라고 하지 않습니다. ^^

May their JOY Embrace U!(Bali Kuta Beach)
May their JOY Embrace U!(Bali Kuta Beach) by Kenny Teo (Sun, June 13. pro account expire) 저작자 표시비영리동일조건 변경허락


 어제가 금연의 날이었죠. 우리나라에서 금연을 시도하는 모든 분들이 금연에 성공하셨으면 좋겠습니다. 어제부로 금연을 결심하신 분들 그리고 금연을 하고 계신분들, 하실 분들 모두다 성공하시기 바랍니다. 화이팅!!!





[신기한 자료] 무회전 슛의 비밀을 파헤치다.


 축구를 좋아하시는 분들은 무회전 슛이라는 마구같은 슛을 아실 겁니다. 축구를 좋아하지 않으시는 분이라도 너클 볼이라는 야구의 마구를 들어 보신 분이 많이 계실꺼라고 생각이 됩니다. 일단 무회전 슛을 찍은 동영상을 하나 소개해 드리겠습니다.





 "공이 날아간다." 라는 표현이 맞을까요? 원래 축구 선수들이 찬 공은 축구 선수들이 경로를 예측해서 공에 회전을 주고 그 회전의 정도에 따라 포물선을 그리면서 날아갑니다. 하지만 위 영상에서 볼 때 공은 축구선수가 포물선을 예측하면서 쏜게 아니라 그야 말로 스스로 날아가는 듯한 인상을 주고 있습니다.


주닝요 페르남부카노 (Antonio Augusto Ribeiro Reis Junior) / 외국축구선수
출생 1975년 1월 30일
신체 키178cm, 체중72kg
팬카페
상세보기


  무회전 슛이 특기인 주니뉴라는 선수인 것 같은데, 역시 공의 움직임이 심상치 않습니다. 화질이 안 좋아서 잘 모르겠지만 원래 무회전 슛을 초고속 카메라로 찍으면 회전이 별로 없거나 이 선수 같은 경우엔 회전이 전혀 없는 슛도 있습니다.

 무회전 슛은 축구 선수나 축구 팬들에게 많은 이슈로 다가왔었는데요. 일본의 한 TV 프로그램에서 무회전 슛에 대한 비밀을 밝혔습니다.





 구기 종목에서 공의 회전은 공 주변의 기압과 밀접한 관련이 있습니다. 공이 회전을 할 때 공 표면의 마찰로 인해서 한쪽면의 기압이 반대편보다 미묘하게 높아지게 됩니다. 기압의 차이는 곧 힘의 작용을 불러일으켜서 기압이 높은 곳에서 낮은 쪽으로 힘이 생깁니다. 그런 힘으로 인해서 축구 같은 경우 휘어지는 슛이나 킥이 나오고 야구의 경우에는 변화구가 나오게 되는 것입니다.

 무회전 슛의 경우에는 회전이 없기 때문에 회전때문에 발생하는 기압의 차이는 공의 움직임을 설명 할 수가 없습니다. 무회전 슛의 경우엔  카르만의 소용돌이라는 재미있는 현상이 공의 움직임을 지배합니다. ( 위 동영상을 보시면 자세하게 설명되어 있습니다. )


Someone should get into these shoes and kick that ball...
Someone should get into these shoes and kick that ball... by Philipp Hilpert 저작자 표시비영리


 간략하게 설명을 드리자면, 회전없이 전진하는 공의 경우 공이 앞으로 나아가면서 공 뒤쪽의 기압이 낮아집니다. 그래서 주변의 공기가 공 뒤쪽으로 움직여서 기압을 주변과 동일하게 맞추게 됩니다. 이 때, 가끔 소용돌이가 생기게 되는데, 이 소용돌이를 카르만의 소용돌이라고 합니다. 소용돌이가 생기게 되면 소용돌이 부분이 다른 부분보다 기압이 낮게 되어 공이 소용돌이 쪽으로 움직이게 됩니다.

 문제는 이 소용돌이가 랜덤하게 발생한다는 데에 있습니다. 공의 움직임을 지배하는 이 카르만 소용돌이가 예측 할 수 없게, 즉 랜덤하게 발생하기 때문에 공의 움직임 또한 예측 할 수 없는 움직임으로 나타난다는 것이죠. ( 예측할 수 없지만 우리 눈으로 볼 때에는 좌우로 흔들리는 것처럼 보이게 됩니다. )


Arsenal v Liverpool
Arsenal v Liverpool by toksuede 저작자 표시비영리변경 금지


 자세한 것은 위 영상에서 설명하고 있으니 ^^ ( 아무래도 전문적인 설명을 들으시는게 더 좋겠죠 ? ) 우리나라 선수들도 무회전 슛을 자유 자재로 쓸 수 있다면 좀 더 강력한 공격수가 되거나 강력한 슛을 가지게 될 것 같네요.



  1. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.05.25 14:14 신고

    짐작은 하면서도 잘 알지는 못하는 내용이었는데~
    궁금증 해결하고 갑니다.


[신기한 자료] 슈퍼 마리오 발로 깨기



 흔히 너무 쉬운 것을 말할 때, "XX는 발로 해도 이기겠다." 라는 말을 많이 합니다. 진짜 발을 사용한다는 의미가 아니라 그만큼 대충 해도 달성 할 수 있다는 말이지요. 이번에 볼 동영상은 슈퍼 마리오 엔딩을 보는 동영상인데 정말 발로 깹니다. 예전에 PC에 연결해서 DDR을 즐기던 패드를 이용해서 슈퍼 마리오를 플레이 하는 영상입니다.





 아까 작성한 포스트에서도 말씀드렸다시피 여기서 저분이 발로 깨는 버전의 슈퍼 마리오는 아직 손으로도 못 깬 버전입니다. 남은 발로도 깨는데 손으로도 못 깨는 저는 뭔가요.


슈퍼 마리오 발로 깨기

슈퍼 마리오 발로 깨기



 오른쪽에 보이는 DDR 판처럼 생긴 걸로 방향키와 점프, 그리고 스피드( 총알 ) 버튼을 조작합니다. 플레이 화면을 보시면 손으로 하는 것 만큼 화려하지는 않지만 움직임 하나하나가 정말 정교합니다. 이거 찍으려고 혹은 이런 경지까지 오르기까지 얼마나 많이 플레이를 했을까요? 어느 날 갑자기 슈퍼 마리오 발로 깨기를 생각해내고 그걸 이렇게 UCC로 만들어서 올리는 생각... 창의적이랄까요. ㅋㅋ


슈퍼 마리오 발로 깨기

슈퍼 마리오 발로 깨기 : 최악의 난이도



 제가 가장 어려워 하는 부분이 이런 부분인데, 스피드를 올리고 점프 & 점프로 돌파를 하려고 자꾸만 시도를 해서, 또 한번 점프하고 미끄러져서 떨어지는 부분인데, 발로도 컨트롤을 잘 하네요. ( 발컨이라고 놀리면 안 되겠습니다. ㅎㅎ )

 뭐,, 달인이라고 칭해주고 싶네요. ㅎㅎ


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    掌握动画解释吻的原则在他的书中,写它,认为这是“动画圣经”的重心,传统和停止运动动画,[ ]。经验的动画师可以“overanimate”,或使他们的字符移动太多,做的太多,如携带每口音为肢体语言,面部表情和死亡。威廉姆斯敦促动画“吻”。

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  2. BlogIcon セリーヌ カバ 2013.03.18 12:33 신고

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    昭和を代表する写真家・木村伊兵衛の名を冠した同賞は、その年に優れた作品を発表した新人写真家に与えられるもの。1975年の創設以来、これまでに藤原新也、石内都、畠山直哉、都築響一、ホンマタカシ、鈴木理策、蜷川実花、HIROMIX、川内倫子、佐内正史、梅佳代、本城直季、田附勝らが受賞しており、「写真会の芥川賞」とも称される写真賞だ, http://www.monclersjp2013.com/ モンクレール。

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      7.初中英语老师是个秃子,一天上课,他问一个同学:“what day is today?’(我的头是秃头?)同学想了一下,回答:“yes.”

      8.高三数学摸底一男生问:老师,画图没有铅笔,是借一支还是用钢笔?老师(老年妇女)答:随你的大小便吧。

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      14.某天上数学偶看到偶们数学老师牙上有片绿叶子(老师中午估计是吃韭菜馅的饺子了)过了一会发现叶子没了………下课的时候发现在我们班某女生的脖子上……

      15.初中语文课的女老师刚从师大毕业,什么都好,就是喜欢突击式地抽同学上黑板默写名词解释。方法是,老师口述某个词,同学默写,并加解释。记得有一次,抽到一个不爱听讲的男生。老师一遍一遍地重复念“间或”,那男生抓着头皮在黑板前熬了好几分钟,突然刷刷刷地写下:贱货:下流呸,不是好东西。全班暴笑,女老师气得面红耳赤,一句话都讲不出。
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    25、我家是开网吧d。,总是断线。后来把俺断烦了。直接在电线杆子上拉了几根电话线,抓了几只野猫,捆在一起。没想到成t1了。速度绝对够快。唯一的麻烦是费猫食。
    26、话说前几年我坐飞机,刚飞到日本上空肚子疼,就上了趟厕所,谁知到达目的地之后,就听说日本被扔了两颗原子弹。
    27、有一次公司派我去美国的ibm总部,向他们定购一台超级计算机。谈成以后,那个两吨重的计算机可把我愁死了。怎么办?公司的预算已经差不多了,但空运的费用确实不低。总不能海运吧,那样时间来不及。我想啊想,忽然想到一个好法子。原来我来美国的时候,还带了一只鸽子。现在不是刚好派得上用场吗?于是我就将那个计算机绑在了鸽子的脚上,然后放飞它。三天以后,那只鸽子成功将这台两吨重的计算机从美国运到了广州。
    28、我叔叔是警察局长。最近他们破了一个特大国际贩毒集团。这个贩毒集团已经将贩毒自动化、网络化了。你猜他们用什么输送毒品?是用qq的传送功能!看来犯罪分子确实已经学会用网络犯罪了。
    29、看了这么多条,我觉得大家都吹得没劲,只有上面一位贴的那个女孩子图不错,有劲!话音未落,那女孩就从屏幕钻出来亲了我一下。还说了一句一点不吹牛的话:你好帅,我就喜欢你这类型的,幽默。她的话还没说完,上面所有发过言的你们都变成美女了,每人亲我一下,几乎都是同样的台词:别跟我抢,这个帅哥我要!
    30、今天不知道怎么了,看见我那15寸的老ctr就烦,这不,上着上着又红屏了!我心里一急,一把将它扔楼下去了,听着声还挺脆的,我一下又慌了,赶忙下去看看,嘿!你猜怎么着?y摔下来后扁了!成17寸的了!!仔细一检查没事!我把它捧回6楼,接上pc插上电源----当一17寸的液晶用!!倍儿爽
    31、现在上网太不方便了, 因为没有鼠标  
      要知道, 我家的老公猫看上我的鼠标了, 不光夜里炒得我睡不好觉,还给搞出事情来了,生出来一个猫头鼠尾巴的东西出来,知道了,给没收了,从此再也不允许我养猫, 和用鼠标。
    32、我的光驱不太好用,读盘太慢,一气之下,把光驱拆下来扔一边,把我宿舍那台超强纠错vcd给接到电脑上,读盘速度超级快。各位不信可以试试。
    33、网友要我照片,我家穷没有扫描仪的,我只好拿出我的一目十行的功夫了,全社区的上万张照片一会我就用眼睛扫完了,发给网友叫他看个够,累死他!!!!看他还敢不敢要我照片。
    34、新买的硬盘让我在路上给摔了一下,捡起来就听见里面沙沙做响,估计里面已经摔碎了,拿回家硬盘果然不能用。没办法,挂在别人的电脑上进行碎片整理,现在用起来马马乎乎,问题不大。
    35、听说奔腾8处理器已经出来了,是我用两块奔腾4粘在一起搞出来的,已经申请了专利了!
    36、我同学要看我电脑里四十集的《天龙八部》,我带上我的硬盘找了我开压路机的二叔,喊他给我压压。回家挂上一看:1.4mb,正好一张软盘拷给他了!
    37、刚才点开这个帖子,死机了~从新启动都不行,我怀疑是硬件的毛病,拆开机箱一看,**!我的机箱里有不下100头牛!各位楼上的大哥大姐,别吹啦,俺家养不起这100头牛啊!要不明天我受累,再给你们吹回这个帖子里?


    求婚奥斯卡

    1.最佳露骨奖:让我们合法地结合吧!

    2.最佳好奇奖:我不知道人类为什么得结婚?!不如让我们一起研究看看吧!

    3.最佳直接奖:让我葬在你们家祖坟吧!

    4.最佳直销奖:你愿不愿意带我回家当你的生活必需品?

    5.最佳柔情奖:喜欢,就是淡淡的爱。爱,就是深深的喜欢。我希望以后可以不用送你回家,而是我们一起回我们的家。

    6.最佳变态奖:哦,看你骂我时,似乎有很大的快感!如果你想天天享受这种感觉,就嫁给 我吧!

    7.最佳特技奖:你愿意嫁给我吗?如果愿意请站着举高双手,如果不愿意,请站着举高双腿。

    8.最佳cool man奖:我欠一个人管我。

    9.最佳信徒奖:你想这辈子嫁给我还是下辈子呢?

    10.最佳创意奖:什么时候才要把我娶回家?我房间的东西都快全搬到你家去了.

    11.最佳保健奖:今年你再不娶我,明年我就开始有恐婚症喽!

    12.最佳告解奖:请你终结我的桃花运吧!

    13.最佳战俘奖:求饶,我投降了!只要你天天给我口饭吃。

    14.最佳影迷奖:甜心,帮我签个名吧。(签在户口簿的配偶栏)
    亲爱的老婆大人:

      遵照您的旨意,我在书房里反省了一个小时四十三分零七秒,喝了一杯白开水,上了一次卫生间,没有抽烟,以上事实准确无误,请审查。附上我的检讨报告,不当之处可以协商。经过三个月的婚姻生活,我认为老婆同志温柔贤良,勤奋聪颖,是不可多得的好妻子,而身为丈夫的我却举止乖张,态度轻狂,所作所为确有值得商榷之处。以下是我对自己恶劣行径的剖析,请领导批阅:

      1.昨天的事情是我不对。你做的红烧茄子虽然有点咸,但是香醇可口,瑕不掩瑜,我不该指责你浪费盐。我这么求全责备,完全是暗藏嫉妒之心。不过再加点水是可以的。

      2.你说喜欢陆毅的时候,我不该信口雌黄说我喜欢梁咏琪,害得你两天不能理我,极其痛苦。仔细一想,我的回答确实很不妥当,因为你的花心还局限于内地,我却冲到了港台,我还是喜欢周迅好了。

      3.你喜欢看韩剧里的小政哥,我不该百般阻挠,你拿我和他比较我也不该表示抗议,因为人家小政哥都没有抗议。

      4.星期六的那次婚礼,我说我开会,不知道能不能去,你准备了两个红包,一个100的,一个200的,结果我没去,你不小心送出去了厚的。亲爱的,我不该笑你,你已经做得很好了,换做我,可能将两个都一块儿送出去了。

      5.上次你买来黄花鱼,我不该信誓旦旦,冒充大厨,结果你帮厨时欢呼雀跃,闻味时垂涎欲滴,吃的时候却垂头丧气,对于你脆弱的心理而言,这是难以承受的。

      6.你剪短了头发,问我好不好看,我说好看,你很高兴;进一步求证,我说还行;你追问到底好不好,我回答,不如以前好,使你非常难过。这是我的错,以后此类的回复均以第一次为准。

      7.你在网上认识了很多优秀的朋友,一时间鸿雁传书,玉照纷飞,我不该用报纸上的报道打击你。不过你穿白裙子的那张照片真的不好看,还是穿高领衫的那张好,旁边有我当保镖,显得气派。

      8.探望你外甥那次,你回来和我讨论谁应该洗尿布,我的确不该推卸责任,惹你生气。不过亲爱的,这项任务过于遥远,我们还是讨论谁负责生好了。他们家是谁生的?

      9.你指责我把袜子到处乱放时,我不应该反诬你到处放书,毕竟袜子是臭的,书是香的。

      10.你请雪儿吃麦当劳的时候,我不该在桌子下面偷偷踢她,让你大发雷霆,可是她踩坏了我那么多皮鞋,你为什么都不管?

    女人最看重的东西

    mm说:“我爱你。”
    我脸红了,我不想害她:“我没钱,更没有房子和车。”
    mm盯着我的眼睛:“我知道。”
    “我的月薪只有一千五。”
    mm的目光仍然坚定无比:“以后会多的。”
    我用颤抖的双手拿出一支烟叼在嘴上:“我每天要抽一包烟,一喝酒就闹事。”
    mm笑了,“以后有我在,你放心。”
    我的脊梁上冒起一阵寒意,结结巴巴地对她说:“其实……其实我很流氓……幼儿园就喜
    欢去女厕所,小学就没了初吻,中学就……”
    mm没等我说完就软在了我的怀里,声音细若蚊鸣:“早知道你好色,你老偷偷瞄我胸脯…
    …”
    一股鼻血喷涌而出,我抱紧了mm,温热娇小的身体让我热血沸腾。这时我忽然想到了一件
    很重要的事情,我决定把这事告诉mm......
    五秒钟后mm抬头问我:“真的?”我悲愤地点点头。mm沉默片刻挣开我的怀抱抬手给了我
    一个耳光,她愤怒地朝我喊道:
    你丫竟然没有英语四级证书!”
    传说中最毒的笑话集合
    1. 一位妈妈搭计程车要去接国中的女儿。
      母女两人经过某路段,只见一个个打扮妖艳的阻街女郎
      开始站在路旁「做生意」。
      正值青春期的女儿好奇的问:
      妈妈,那些女人站在路旁干什麽?」
      为了不影响女儿幼小纯真的心灵,妈妈回答说:
      「那些女人在等老公。」
      多嘴的计程车司机却在一旁搭腔:「笑死人了,谁都嘛知道那些女人是妓 女。」
      妈妈狠生气邓了司机一眼。
      女儿接着问:「妈妈,那j女会不会生小孩。」
      妈妈冷冷的道:「当然会啊,要不然谁来开计程车!」
      2. 某日一位小姐去买肉圆。
      
      小姐:老板,我要两个小的带走!
      由於生意好,过了一会儿,老板怕忙中有错,在下锅前於是问:
      小姐,?那两粒是小的吗?
      该小姐脸一红,恨恨地回了一句:老板,你那两粒才是小的!
      
      3. 有一个女人长的粉抱歉..长的丑就算了还超没有口德的..
      一次..被安排要相亲..
      但是男主角迟迟未出现..这女人就等的不怎麽耐烦..
      就开始破口大骂..哇哩勒..竟然敢让你老娘等这麽久..&%$&^$%#@!$!%..批哩啪啦的骂了一串..
      此时..男主角出现..是个胖子..
      这女人看了更是火..於是又是批哩啪啦的骂了一串..指着男主角骂着..死胖子..%$^@#&..
      男主角终於发飙了..
      拍了桌子..大声的说..
      竟然骂我胖... 亨..至少我曾经瘦过...你你你..你美过吗...
      
      4. 有一天李总统不小心掉到水沟里了.恰好有三个小孩经过,
      李总统就对他们说:「如果你们救我起来我就给你们每人一个愿望」
      第一个小孩就说他要一辆脚踏车.
      第二个小孩就说他要一个棒球手套.
      第三个小孩想了很久说他要一台轮椅.
      李总统心里就觉得很奇怪手脚好好的为什麽需要轮椅呢?
      就问第三个小孩说:「你为什麽要轮椅呢?」
      第三个小孩就说:「如果我爸知道我救你起来会把我的腿打断.」
      
      5. 有三个人到早餐店买早点。
      第一个人跟老板说:「老板,我要一个煎蛋,但是不要蛋黄。」
      老板就照着煎了一个蛋。
      第二个人也跟老板说:「老板,我要一个煎蛋,但是不要蛋白。」
      老板也照做了,但是已经有点不耐烦了。
      轮到第三个人,老板就不客气的问他「你呢?你的蛋不要什麽?」
      第三个人有点胆怯的说:「我......我的不要蛋壳...」
      
      
      6. 买内衣
      有一天一位先生去帮他太太买内衣,因为他从来没有帮他太太买过内衣,所以他不知道要买哪一种size!
      跟店员扯了半天,店员只好拿水果来形容了!
      店员:木瓜?!先生:no!no!
      店员:苹果?!先生:不不不!
      店员:莲雾?!先生:再小一点!
      店员:鸡蛋?!先生很高兴的说:对!对!对!
      当店员了解後转身去拿内衣时,那位突然大叫:小姐等一下!是煎过的。
      
      
      7. 好个对骂
      小杜与小豪这天吵了起来…
      小杜不屑的说:「哼!你妈当初生你的时候真该直接把你掐死算了!」
      小豪用着极为鄙视的眼光不甘示弱的说:「是吗?我看你爸才应该直接把你射在墙壁呢!」
      小杜:「?.?」
      
      
      8. 一位70岁的ㄚ妈开着一部车载着3个也是ㄚ妈级的老人缓缓的开在省道上交通警察把他拦下来说:「ㄚ妈ㄝ,你开这麽慢,会影响交通的ㄝ」
      开车的ㄚ妈讲:「那个招牌不是写20吗?」
      交通警察说:「那是20号公路啦!」
      开车的ㄚ妈说:「喔!喔!那是几号公路而不是限速喔!」
      交通警察说:「对啦,疑~?你後面另外3个ㄚ妈怎麽脸色这麽难看 ㄋ!」
      开车的ㄚ妈回答:「我们刚刚从245号公路开过来ㄚ!」
      
      9. 梦遗...!
      在书店,忽然阿珠眼睛一亮,看到一本书名叫「梦遗落在草原上」
      唉呀不得了!「梦遗」居然会落在地上,真神奇!
      赶紧叫阿花来看,阿花也兴奋地打开来看仔细一看,她们才猛然发现目录上写:
      「梦,遗落在草原上。」
      阿珠大失所望,很不高兴的说:将来我要出一本书叫「月经常挂在天上」
      
      10.毛毛虫
      两只毛毛虫正爬过草地,公的毛毛虫跟母的毛毛虫说:让我们回?家去,如何啊
      母的毛毛虫说:好啊!
      这对毛毛虫回到了母毛毛虫家时,公毛毛虫却发现,母毛毛虫它戴着结婚戒指。
      公毛毛虫说:我不跟已婚母毛毛虫作这种事,
      母毛毛虫说:不要担心!我丈夫不会回来了,
      公毛毛虫说:?怎麽这麽确定呢!
      母毛毛虫说:他今天很早起床"去钓鱼了
      
      11. 一人经过一栋房子时,突然从二楼窗户飞下来一只用过的安全套,刚好落到 他的头上。
      这人感到即恶心又恼火,于是他走到这栋房子的大门口,使劲敲打大门,
      一个老头开了门,问他为什麽这麽大力敲门,
      这人质问道: “谁住在二楼?”
      老头回答:“这和你有什麽关系?上面住的是我女儿和她的未婚夫。”
      这人将那只安全套递给老头,说: “好吧,我只是想告诉你,你孙儿从窗户掉下来啦!”
    考试作弊

    1。高中时一次政治考试,最后一排一男生将课本摊在大腿上奋笔疾书,不料监考如乱马般

    悄无声息绕到其后,轻抚其肩。该生惊觉,面不改色曰∶对不起,桌肚里东西太
    多,放不下,只好让它待在腿上。随即低头继续疾书。全班倒。
    2。初中时隔壁的女同学在一次生物科考试中把书扔在地上,用脚趾翻书抄,偶一直很佩服

    她的眼力和脚趾的灵活性。
    3。女生把字写在大腿上,被监考得男老师看见了,叫她站起来,就是不敢叫她把裙子翻起

    来,结果那个女生考了第一。
    5。我有个同学大学考英语,他买了一盒绣花针,然后把老师所说的考试内容刻提前刻在了

    书桌上(我们的书桌是那种发亮的硬板),正正的看是看不到的,只能斜着看
    才能看到,他刻了一下午,刻钝了n 个针,最后手都麻木了,然后扔了一本书在桌子上占座

    。我想那张课桌会成为以后师弟、师妹们抢占的一张。
    6。我最赚的一次是什么也没有准备,一心以为要死定了,已经准备好重修费了!来到考场

    坐着发呆!结果监考老师要求大家换位子,我到新的位子坐下一看!哇哈哈哈
    哈!所有的答案都抄在桌子上,而且抄的很全!四处张望一下,发现一位兄弟正双眼喷火的

    盯着我!哈哈哈哈,结果这门课就顺利通过!!
    8。某人考试时一直睡觉然后快下考时醒了左右看了看,发现后面同学的卷子做完了还没写

    名字顺手拿过来写上自己名字交了……
    9。以前,偶女友mm是英语专业,偶不是。有一次偶系考大学英语,竟然临时叫来mm监考!

    偶看到她近来,差点昏倒~~~~全体哥们怒视偶,(偶考完被狂扁)偶的e文那是
    一塌糊涂,mm巡考,瞄到偶的试卷,差点气昏。与mm同来监考的是一40多岁中年男子,偶不

    认得,mm借故跟他聊天,挡住他视线,偶们狂抄啊!mm还对他巧笑倩兮,靠,
    便宜那个大叔了!(mm是外语系的系花)无奈不会的还是不会。mm过来看试卷,狠狠瞪偶一

    眼,悄悄指偶答题卡:猪头,都选错了!5分钟后,偶收到短信息,mm发的,
    全是答案!幸福ing……结果,由于一人得福,全班男生均及格!偶们e文老师狂夸偶班啊!

    从此,偶mm成为偶系的神~~~~
    10。一次考金工实习(补考),考试中偶们狂抄,交卷时监考老师给偶们检查考卷,指出偶

    们的错误,当场修改,结果偶们最低85分,可是考试前每人交给监考老师30元
    (美其名曰:补考费)。
    11。两同学,长得挺像!物理考试进行到65分钟,一人交卷,然后,一人上wc交卷的人继续

    进来考试!
    12。大二时,考试跟体育系的人隔排坐。我们同学尽皆大方,只要不影响我们,随便他们抄

    我们的试卷。有一强人从头到尾狂抄我们一个同学的试卷。考完交卷了,他很
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    ,是不是有什么格式规定?全体昏倒,是我们同学答了半天发现错了,划掉再
    写,他老人家竟然一丝不苟的全抄了……
    14。大二的时候,考英语,是分ab卷的,全是选择题。一兄弟在最后10分钟终于拿到答案,

    突然发现答案是a卷的,而自己的卷子是b卷。再拿答案已来不及。低头想了1
    分钟,开始抄。抄完了后,将答题纸角上那个“b”一把撕了,写了个“a”,就交了。分数

    出来,60分……全班对他五体投地。
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    考啦,结果成绩一公布,这哥们居然pass了。不是没抓人,抓了n个,但是没
    抓到他。全体兄弟汗~~~后来我们分析,那老师一定是把不及格的试卷挑出来,对着分数表

    挨个添上不及格,剩下的就全pass,唯独没想到还有没来考试的。
    我一哥们感冒,考试的时候拿一空白作业本擤鼻涕。考到一半年级主任视察,看见那哥

    们桌子上有几张叠起来的纸,过去就拆开检查, http://www.eshopgiants.com/ NY Giants Manning Jersey,看见的都开始窃笑。没想到主
    任发现一张不是后,很有耐心地把所有纸条都打开看了一遍,全场抓狂。
    我宿舍老大老六,玩cs一个学期,考前背了4天,都觉得很可能挂,决定放手一博,考

    场上答完题写上对方的名字交了。考完了还直说,给别人考试真没压力。
    在好多大学,年轻老师多,一般监考都很没意思,于是就看女生。漂亮女生学习又不好,于是后果可想而知,有次监考一个女生很漂亮,特妖艳那种,很出名,全楼
    的年轻老师都借故来看了一圈,可怜那女孩衣兜里的小条,一个没拿出来,只好补考,又被老师们参观一回。
    一哥们考模糊控制,考试时间两个小时。任课老师监考,边监考边摇头:“都是上课教了的呀,又不难,居然都做错了。书带了没?好好看看书!”快到点了,宣布:延长半个小时。又逛了十来分钟:“你们怎么学的呀,看着书都做错。象那样做是不对的!

    应该这样”转身上讲台开始板书讲解,写了一黑板,然后拍拍手:再延长半小时那个汗啊~~~~

    大三信息统计最后一节课,老师问我们愿意开卷考试还是闭卷,商量后大家选开卷,觉
    得好歹能抄点,回去后得知兄弟班选的闭卷,考试时间安排下来,他们还先考,考完后我们赶紧去打听题目,他们还说:不用啦,巨难,你们敢选开卷,肯定死透了,

    到时候拿书都抄不着。等一开考,晕倒,一样的卷子。成绩下来,兄弟班被抓了一大堆,怒,去找老头理论,老头说:你们自己选的闭卷,我又没说卷子不一样。21。据俺们老师讲隔壁兄弟学校监考老师抓一个作弊的可以奖励50元,结果一次抓住一女生

    小抄(一张纸条),正当老师拿着战果准备领奖,该女生扑上前去,一把夺回纸条并一口吞了下去,老师愕然,半晌才说了一句:“ 你比解放前地下党还厉害!”

    “亲爱的,你要做爸爸了,孩子的预产期可能是你的生日。你幸福吗?” 我幸福吗?亲爱的,我为了这个小子已经等了30年了!你说我幸福吗? 我发誓那一刻没有一只虱子能在我身上趴得住---如果有的话,我疯狂地跳啊,笑啊,叫啊……

    十分钟后,所有我知道的能收到短信的号码都收到了同样的短信:

    “俺要当爹了,恭喜老子吧!还和俺一天生日呢,也说不定!哈哈哈……”

    接下来是铺天盖地的回复:

    “恭喜了!为你感到幸福!”(这是最正常的)

    “行啊,大哥!厉害!多日不见,原来您在为祖国下一代规划蓝图呢,辛苦了辛苦了……”(这还是比较正常的)

    “等满月,一定送干儿一封大利市!”(这是比较实在的)

    “唉!明年又要多发一红包了!”(这是经济不宽裕的)

    “有你小子乐不出来的时候!”(这是一两岁孩子的爹)

    “那你小子还不赶紧请客,记得是大餐!”(这是就知道吃的)

    “等生了闺女再和我联系,儿子就免了!”(这是给儿子物色娃娃亲的)

    “那我可怎么办?看来是真的没戏了!”(这是一直对俺媳妇念念不忘的)

    “你这个叛徒!”(这是当初一起发誓不要孩子的)

    “好啊!等下出来看看长的到底像我还是像你,或者隔壁老赵!”(这是比较无耻的,竟然用“下”而不用“生”)

    “我就纳闷,你丫怎么一出差就当爹了呢?!”(这是非常无耻的!)

    “真的,大哥,我发誓,不是我的错!”(这是最让我吐血的!)

    “找他们算账去,‘杜蕾丝’也有质量不过关的时候?”(这是让我最不知道说什么的)

    “傻乐什么啊,你当爹,我还当爷爷呢!”(切!这谁啊!?这……这……的确是俺老
    子的。)

    “赶紧回家,咱家大小子的学费还等你交呢!”(这……这……这玩笑大了点吧!)

    “呵呵,可有得玩了,玩坏了别怪我啊!”(这是我弟弟的)

    “你老婆不方便的这几个月,你可以来找我”(这谁啊!这谁啊?我看看……流口水中……)“……喝酒!”(md!俩信息就不能搁一块儿发!?)



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  5. BlogIcon Rondo free jersey 2013.03.22 17:01 신고

    OFFSEASON ACTION


    Nothing exposes a franchise floating in the ether quite like an offseason of curiosity and indecision, of maneuvers unmade and ill-fated. To call the Rockies a rudderless ship at this moment would be an insult to rudders. This is a ship with a hole the width of its bow.

    Walt Weiss may turn out to be a perfectly good manager. He is, by many accounts, a good leader, and the Mike Matheny-Robin Ventura double-shot of neophyte success last season emboldened the Rockies to pluck Weiss from his position as a high school coach. The daily grind, the media obligations, the interpersonal relations – he did all that as a player, and having spent seven seasons as a Rockies special assistant, he understands the organization.
    Walt Weiss is managing under a one-year contract with the Rockies. (Getty Images)
    If Weiss is so promising, then, and if he is the man under whom the Rockies expect to crawl out from the rubble of the worst season in franchise history, how can they possibly rationalize offering him a one-year contract? This is not a manager fighting for his job after substandard performance; this is a manager starting a job, and starting a year after the team's starting pitchers put up a collective 5. 81 ERA, a problem the Rockies have addressed with aggression this offseason. And by aggression, we mean they re-signed Jeff Francis, who brought down the rotation's overall numbers with his 5. 58 ERA.

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    [More MLB Springboards: No. 30 Astros | No. 29 Marlins | No. 28 Mets]

    In their biggest deal, Colorado gave up Alex White, one of the centerpieces of the mutually awful Ubaldo Jimenez deal, for relief pitcher Wilton Lopez, who was on his way to Philadelphia until doctors looked at his elbow and wondered whether ligaments or mashed potatoes held it together. His MRI passed muster for the Rockies, and if indeed he remains healthy, it's a savvy move for general manager … oh, might as well start there when discussing the Rockies' long-term prognosis.

    REALITY CHECK

    Dan O'Dowd is the Rockies' general manager, only he doesn't manage the Rockies. Bill Geivett is the Rockies' senior VP of major league operations, which means he operates the major league team without control over the vital minor league system. The GM-by-committee system, much like the closer-by-committee system, could work if in the right hands. These are not the right hands.

    The Rockies are a humidor full of bad decisions, from not budging on the price of their surplus everyday players to Project 5, 183, O'Dowd's plan aimed at solving the perils of pitching in Denver. That the Rockies commissioned such an endeavor is in and of itself a good thing, and that they considered the merits of a four-man rotation even more so. Limiting those four pitchers to just 75 pitches, however, ultimately proved ineffective. And not just because the four pitchers they happened to use were no good.

    O'Dowd enters his 13th season, and in that time, the Rockies have all of five seasons from pitchers with more than four Wins Above Replacement: Joe Kennedy in 2004, Jason Jennings in '06, Aaron Cook in '08 and Jimenez in '09 and '10. The only teams with fewer such seasons are Pittsburgh, San diego and Baltimore, and, well, you can see the sort of company the Rockies keep.


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    Carlos Gonzalez led the Rockies in RBIs with 85 last season. (Getty Images) No question: It is difficult to develop pitching in Colorado's thin air. And that's a shame, because – this sounds so 1998 – it's the only thing holding back the Rockies from success. A core of Troy Tulowitzki, Carlos Gonzalez, Fowler and Wilin Rosario is a really, really good place to start. Among Todd Helton, Jordan Pacheco, Chris Nelson and soon-to-arrive prospect Nolan Arenado, they've got a mish-mash of options at first and third base.

    Where Michael Cuddyer and his remaining two years and $21 million fit in here is not abundantly evident. For a team that will score runs, he is surplus value – the sort that, at a reasonable salary for his offensive production, would bring something back in a trade. Still, the Rockies are disinclined to do so, and considering the state of their rotation now – Jhoulys Chacin, the recovering Jorge de la Rosa and Juan Nicasio, Francis and one of the Drew Pomeranz-Tyler Chatwood-Christian Friedrich triumvirate – not trading hitting for pitching is active malice.

    It's not like there's much coming, either. The closest thing the Rockies have to pitching prospects are the low-upside Tyler Anderson and Edwar Cabrera. And if the payroll shearing stays consistent, Tulowitzki and Gonzalez could take up a combined half of the Rockies' budget by 2015. Whether both remain in a Rockies uniform by then is one of far too many questions surrounding a franchise that bumbled its way from the 2007 World Series to the bottom of the sport in half a decade.

    SAVIOR

    Ultimately, the leadership vacuum goes to the top of the franchise, where Rockies owner Dick Monfort allows his business to traipse along as if guided by Apple Maps. Inefficiencies are rife throughout baseball; management structure is not one of those inefficiencies. Organizations are big, unwieldy and best served by one person overseeing them. Perhaps because Monfort has run his family business with his brother Charlie he is warm to the idea of co-CEOs. It will not work in baseball, and the sooner Dick Monfort recognizes that, the sooner the Rockies will come to not wasting Tulowitzki and Gonzalez's prime years.

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 매해 장마철이면 빠짐없이 들리는 뉴스가 홍수와 산사태에 대한 뉴스입니다. 올해도 벌써부터 비가 내리기 시작하는 걸 보니 슬슬 여름이 나가오고 장마철이 다가오는 소리가 들리는 군요.

 특히 산사태의 경우엔 많은 사람이 겪어 보지 못 합니다. ( 서울 시내의 산들은 죄다 콘크리트나 시멘트로 덮여 있지요 ) 그래서 산사태가 얼마나 무서운 재해인지 모를 겁니다. 간접적이나마 산사태의 무서움을 느껴보시기 바랍니다.





 보시는 바와 같이 다른 재해에 비해서 산사태의 속도는 그리 빠르지 않습니다. 하지만 엄청난 양의 흙이 쏟아져 내려오기 때문에 파괴력은 상당하지요. 특히 나무가 심어진 산들을 개발이라는 명목하에 자꾸 파헤치다보면 흙속으로 침투하는 물을 잡아 둘 수단이 없어지게 됩니다. 특히 암석이 아닌 흙으로 이루어진 부분은 물을 많이 머금게 되면 위 동영상과 같이 흐르는 속성을 갖게 될 수도 있습니다.

 산사태가 꽝하는 소리와 함께 한꺼번에 산이 흘러내릴 수도 있지만 이처럼 천천히 엄청난 규모로 흘러내릴 수도 있다는 것을 새삼스럽게 느꼈습니다. 언제부턴가 식목일이 휴일이 아니던데, 지금이라도 반성하고 식목일이 아니라도 나무를 많이 심었으면 좋겠네요. 그리고 올해 초부터 폭설이 내리는게 심상치 않았는데, 올 장마기간에는 비가 너무 많이 오지 않았으면 좋겠습니다. ( 적당히 와서 피해를 입는 분들이 없었으면 좋겠네요 ㅜㅜ )



  1. campatrit 2010.05.23 22:31 신고

    님아...물어볼게 있는데 아직 블로그 안접으셨나요?

  2. campatrit 2010.05.23 22:34 신고

    안접으셨으면 나중에 댓글점
    컴퓨터 관련 질문인데 질문좀 받아주실래요?


 게임을 즐기는 데에는 여러가지 요소가 있습니다. 게임 자체의 스토리가 완벽한 게임이 있는가 하면, 게임의 그래픽적인 요소가 괜찮은 게임이 있기도 합니다. 그런가 하면 게임에서 흘러나오는 배경음악이 멋진 게임도 있습니다. 제가 스타크래프트를 처음 접한것이 초등학교 5학년 때, 브루드워가 발매 된 직후였습니다. 처음 스타크래프트를 플레이 할 때에 흘러나오는 배경음악이 굉장히 멋졌던 기억이 있었는데요.

 이번에 본 UCC는 그 스타크래프트 배경음악( 테란 메인 테마였나요? )을 기타로 연주한 영상입니다.






 제가 기타를 잘 알지는 못 하지만 연주하기 어려운 축에 속하는 음악 아닌가요? 게다가 혼자서 더빙을 해서 여러 파트를 연주하는 것 같습니다. 역시 멋진 기타 연주네요.


 스타크래프트 BGM 하니까 생각나는 영상이 있어서 같이 붙여 드립니다.





 제목이 스타크래프트 BGM 엽기적으로 따라부르는 초딩이네요. 미친 개구리가 생각나는 영상이네요.ㅎ 장르는 아카펠라라고 해야하나요? 보이스 퍼커션인가요? -_-...


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이번에 스타크래프트 2가 발매되고 게임 리그가 생기면 E스포츠가 어떻게 변화 할지 기대되네요. 조작사건도 있고 안 좋은 소문들이 무성하던데, e 스포츠 원년 ( 투니버스 스타리그, 99 PKO )부터 스타크래프트를 봐온 저로서는 스타크래프트 리그가 계속 이어졌으면 좋겠네요 ㅜㅜ.


  1. BlogIcon 스타맵진 2011.09.18 16:32 신고

    멋지네요~><
    ㅋㅋㅋ 수고하세요

  2. BlogIcon 2012.01.20 15:42 신고

  3. BlogIcon 2012.01.25 18:01 신고

    이거 레알 좋군 님이친거면 더 좋은거구

  4. 퍼가요 2012.01.27 15:55 신고

    ㄴㅇㅁㄹ

  5. 아 ㅁㅊ 2012.01.31 20:38 신고

    촏잉새`끼 드럽다 ㅋ

  6. 2012.04.14 21:22 신고

    우와 스타 켜놓고 비교해 봤는데 거의 똑같네요 잘 치시는듯

  7. efjoiwj 2012.11.03 20:38 신고

    멋지네요 수고 하셧어요

  8. BlogIcon 한국사람 2012.12.25 19:19 신고

    초딩 허네 ㅋㅋ
    기타연주 잘하시네여 ㅎㅎ
    전 반밖에 못침 ㅡㅡ

  9. 某日上理化课 ,老师宣布下节课要小考。小明紧张地立即举手问老师会
    不会考得很难,老师只说了一句:十分简单。乐得大家拍手叫好,可是
    考完后每个人都考得惨不忍睹,怎么会简单呢?于是小明又问了老师 ,
    只听老师说:我可没说错哦,十分简单,剩下九十分很 难 !
    --------------------------------------------------------
    背不动就滚
    假期回家,同学们送我。有个男生帮我背行李,
    虽然行李底下有滚珠,但行李又重又大。
    我看见这个男生背着行李很吃力,就对他说: “背不动就滚吧!”
    这个男生听了后很气愤地放下了行李看着我,
    我一愣,忙向他解释:“我指的是轮子!”

    --------------------------------------------------------

    无利润投资
    __"请举例说明,什么叫无利润投资。"经济学教授提问。
    __"带自己的妹妹出去玩。"一个男学生答道。
    --------------------------------------------------------

    台风夜 停电...

    室友甲:ㄟ! 停水停电的,好无聊喔!
    室友乙:对啊!
    甲:疑?你电脑不是有game吗?
    乙:是啊!
    甲:我们来打电动好了
    乙:停电耶 小姐!
    甲:我们可以点蜡烛啊! 就不会太暗了!
    乙:#$%($^(*%)^#(%)^(%_&*%($^*

    --------------------------------------------------------

    有个教授每次教课的时侯为了不让学生觉得无聊
    ,所以世时都会说些笑话让学生们振奋精神,但
    女生们认为教授都在说有颜色的笑话,认为不行
    ,觉得教授应该要有教授的尊严,所以就在一起
    讨论说如果教授下次再说的话,就立刻站起来走
    出教室,很不幸地,男生知道这件事後就跑去跟
    教授说,然後教授就说没关系我来摆平它,然後
    有一次上课,教授又开始在说了!!他说:听说最近
    ㄛ巴黎ㄚ正缺少妓女耶!!女生听到了就开始互抛
    眼色,想说教授又开始在说有颜色的笑话了,要
    进行她们的计划了,正当她们站起来,正想走出
    教室时,教授说: 嗯!这些女同学ㄚ,不要
    这麽急嘛!!开往巴黎的飞机,明天才有班次耶!!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    某家补习班老板非常受不了厕所文学中的脏乱和用词不雅
    於花了不笔的钱请油漆工来粉刷而且贴上凹凸不平的瓷砖
    以防学生再胡乱涂鸦......................
    有一天当这老板上在如厕时忽然发现靠近地板的瓷砖上
    有人用原子笔写了一小行字不太清楚
    於是老板轻抬屁股弯著身体拉紧裤子吃力的仔细一瞧
    只见上面写著:
    『先生?您的屁股正以45度角拉屎吗?不太好吧!!』
    --------------------------------------------------------
    「数字是不会骗人的,」老师说:「一座房子,如果一个人要花上十
    二天盖好,十二个人就只要一天。」「二百八十八人只要一小时就够
    了,」一个学生接著说:「一万七千二百八十人只要一分钟,一百零
    三万六千八百人只要一秒钟。此外,如果一艘轮船横渡大西洋要六
    天,六艘轮船只要一天就够了。数字是不会骗人的!」
    四杯25度C的水加在一起就变开水了!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    一小学数学女教师提问一道简单的数学题:「树上有五只鸟,猎人用枪打下一只,还

    几只?」一聪明的小男孩回答:「树上没有鸟了。猎人打下了一只,吓走了其余的
    。」
    年青的女教师不屑地看著小男孩,评论说:「其实我的答案很简单,五只减去一只还

    四只」。言外之意是,你又何必自作聪明,思考过多?
    这时小男孩反问老师:「我可以考你一个问题吗?」「当然,随便考。」老师自信地

    答。男孩开始了他的问题:「一家冰淇淋店里有三位女士,她们手中都握著个锥形蛋

    冰淇淋:一位在咬;一位在舔;一位在吮吸。请老师回答,她们中哪一位是结了婚
    的?
    」女老师听了,先是红了脸地答道:「这很难说,三位都可能是结了婚的。」小男孩

    答:「老师,其实,我的答案也非常简单,哪位戴了结婚戒指的就是结了婚的。」
    --------------------------------------------------------

    以下为各个学科的新释:

    经济 -- 经常忘记
    会计 -- 很快就忘记
    会计是 "快快忘记"啦!
    还有 "统计"是 "通通忘记"
    AND " 设计 "--> "设法忘记"
    计算机组织 -- 祭祖
    微积分 -- 危机分, 微微累积的分数
    「明史」──明明就会死
    「宋史」──送死
    「西洋史学史」──死了又死

    --------------------------------------------------------

    小五在班上外号叫 " FRIDAY "....有一天..他国文只考了55分...
    国文老师骂他说: 用点实力好不好!! 考这麽烂!!
    小五就说: 老师!! 我只有两粒..没有十粒
    突然有人冒出一句: 老师!! 他有十粒就赚死了...!!
    小五: 难怪 " 董事长 "赚的比我多!!...
    全班: 为什麽??...
    小五: 因为他的名字叫 张万立 啊...!!
    --------------------------------------------------------

    某科本次期末考试最後一题(该科老师为一大杀手):
    看到期末考考题後请问你想点那首歌给自己: (1)陈洁仪 心痛 (2)万芳
    一切如新 (3)辛晓琪 领悟 (4)辛晓琪 遗忘 (5)优客李林 认错 (6)其他
    一题4分。
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    一见钟情 在某大学进修中文的一外国女学生用
    成语"一见钟情"造句:"昨晚做好全部功课,
    我一见钟,情不自禁地叫了起来!""不对,不
    能将成语拆开,"年轻的男教师纠正道."今
    晨我到校一见钟情,就向她问好.""词不达
    意,还是不对."她望着男教师又说:"我对您 一见钟情...
    ....""这次对啦!啊?不对,..." 男教师红着脸说:"句子对了,对象不对."
    --------------------------------------------------------

    教算术课的老师问:"有人借出了五成元,每月利息
    一分,两年后,能收多少利息?"
    全班学生纷纷运算,忙个不休.只有银行家的一个儿 子端坐不动.
    你为什么不计算呢?" "对一分这样低的利息,我不感兴趣." ...
    --------------------------------------------------------

    给我造个句子,在这个句子里必须有个糖字." "父亲在喝茶."
    "糖字在哪里?" "在茶里."
    --------------------------------------------------------

    在一所小学里,老师问:"马尔丁同学,你能不能说说
    人们是凭什么来识别母鸡的年龄的?" "用牙齿,老师!"
    "但是,母鸡并没有牙齿呀,我亲爱的."
    "母鸡可能没有牙齿,可我有.如果母鸡的肉很嫩,年龄
    就小;如果咬也咬不烂,母鸡就是系牧?"

    --------------------------------------------------------

    教会学校的一个班正上宗教课.老师讲到>
    一章,看到一个学生在偷偷看小说.于是他把那个学生叫起来 问道
    :"请告诉我, http://www.csnclippers.com/ Clippers Caron Butler Men's Jersey,现在主耶稣正干什么?"
    学生的脑海里还萦绕着小说中"小偷掏口袋"的有趣情节,
    便应声答道:"老师,上帝在掏人家的口袋." :

    --------------------------------------------------------

    一个中学生对图书馆的一个办事员说:"我要借一
    本书,但跑了很多图书馆也找不到." 办事员问他:"是一本什么书?"
    他说:"在读书时成绩很差的名人传记."

    --------------------------------------------------------

    没系了
    某高校院系调整圆满完成,各系无论大小纷纷挂牌以“学院”。
    总结大会上校长慷慨呈辞道:“从今以后,我们学校就没系(戏)了。”
    台下掌声四起。
    --------------------------------------------------------
    津津有味
    课堂上,小X低着头在那儿睡觉,班主任走到他的课桌旁,小X醒来,
    班主任问:“小X,你为什么闭着眼睛?”
    小X答:“我在思考问题。”
    班主任又问:“你为什么老在点头?”
    小X答:“我认为你说得对!”
    班主任再问:“那你为什么流口水?”
    小X答:“您课讲得好,我听得津津有味。”
    --------------------------------------------------------
    发数学考卷。
    小五没好气的一把接过。
    老师:小心!两手,别把蛋打破了。
    --------------------------------------------------------

    某日上游泳课时,
    师:谁不下水,我就在点名簿上把他名字划掉。
    生:只怕我这一下水,我家的户口名簿要把我的名字划掉。

    --------------------------------------------------------
    师:成绩单有没给父母看?
    生:有。
    师:那为什麽家长没有盖章?
    生卷起袖子露出伤痕累累的手臂:盖在这里。
    --------------------------------------------------------
    医院笑话
    上解剖课时,解剖台上放着五个心脏,其中一个比别的至少大四倍
    同学窃语:"这个人一定是得胸水死的."
    :"这个人一定是得心肌炎死的,心脏变得那么厚,一定是发炎了."
    :"这个人一定是得心肌梗死的,左右心室都肥厚."
    老师说:"为了让同学们看得更清楚,今天特意准备了一个大牛心..."
    同学: !@#@#$%^&*
    --------------------------------------------------------
    一日上解剖课讲肌肉组织,老师找不到教鞭了
    于是从解剖台上挑出一条人的上臂,举着,
    指着黑板说:"咱们来讲下一个问题."....

    --------------------------------------------------------

    大学伙食
    一新生买了一个烤饼, 正走在路上, 突然迎面开来一辆大车, 惊慌中烤饼失手滚落于
    车轮
    之下, 待车过去, 正自懊悔的新生惊奇地发现烤饼完好无损地嵌在地里! 为不浪费,
    他决
    定将烤饼拣起来, 可无论手抠勺撬均未成功, 正为难时, 恰逢一好心老生经过, 了解
    情况
    后老生二话没说, 立刻从书包中掏出一根油条, 只见"叭"地一下, 烤饼应手而出!

    --------------------------------------------------------

    没来得及

    小明上学来,同学们发现他脸上肿了一大块,就问他
    是怎么弄的。小明说:“昨天我和爸爸去公园划船,有只
    蜜蜂落我脸上了。”同学又问:“那你把它赶走不就行了?”
    小明说:“我还没来得及赶走它,我爸就用船桨把它拍死
    了!”
    --------------------------------------------------------

    两次

    刚入校时考学生守则,大家抄的天昏地暗,其中有两条:
    :大学期间累计作弊两次者劝其退学。
    :大学期间结婚者劝其退学。
    俺眼睛不好,发下卷子才发现抄成了:
    :大学期间累计结婚两次者劝其退学。

    --------------------------------------------------------

    《女大学生日记》领带的功用

    一、衣服上加一条领带既美观又有风度。
    二、领带的背面,可当手帕用,吃过东西,随时可擦。
    三、自杀或他杀方便。
    四、可以被太太当狗拉,被儿女当马骑。
    五、防止伤风。
    六、绑住男人。
    七、可以当围巾、裤带用。
    八、必要时亦可擦皮鞋。
    九、向女朋友求婚不成,当众殉情。
    十、儿女上街,一一缚住,以免走失。

  10. BlogIcon Ravens Flacco Jersey 2013.02.22 15:12 신고

    There’s plenty left to believe in. Just maybe not today, when neither seven MVP awards nor seven Cy Young awards could justify the alleged means.


    Not 762 home runs or 354 wins, not public hangings or courtroom acquittals, not hundreds of millions earned playing the game or tens of millions subsequently spent defending the methods, none of it rose to the rather fluid standards of baseball’s Hall of FameOn a day when 569 voting members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America could not agree on a single worthy candidate, Barry Bonds, the greatest hitter in the game, fell short by 221 votes. Roger Clemens, the best pitcher of his generation, missed by 213.

    The outcome will be viewed as overdue justice or an outrageous injustice, depending on your heart and timeline. The system worked or it is irretrievably broken. The ballot was a statement. Or an exercise in mass confusion, coupled with dereliction of duty.

    Near the end, Hall president Jeff Idelson, a good man in a difficult spot, withdrew a white piece of paper from a serious-looking envelope, http://www.indianapoliscoltshop.com/ Colts Andrew Luck White Jersey, arched his eyebrow and announced the result: bupkis. I’m paraphrasing.

    We knew we’d get here. The tepid candidacies of Mark McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro told us so. We didn’t know the degree to which it would leak into the wispier areas of innuendo, and neither Jeff Bagwell nor Mike Piazza cleared 60 percent. (Bonds and Clemens were under 40. )#)

    [Related: Scrubbing of character clause among first reforms Hall of Fame needs=]

    Some worthy candidates took a hit. Presumably some clean players were splattered by their era. Plenty of it is unfair. And I’m here to say, don’t blame us, boys. The mess is yours. We’re just trying to separate the real from whatever the hell your generation turned itself into.

    This day was coming the moment the vials showed up on the doorsteps of ballplayers all over the league. The commissioner was a tad slow on the trigger. The union boss took his job a touch too literally. The players lived to the clubhouse code. The ball writers were asleep at the wheel. That all happened.

    But Idelson is going to have a near-empty town come July not because some 600 voters couldn’t decide how far to stretch their consciences (though that doesn’t help), but because one man and then another and then – who knows – hundreds more chose to cheat their game. It’s terrible for the clean players who may have lost votes in the commotion, in the distractions of the past couple months. It’s worse for the clean players who navigated the game without chemical crutches. There’s no metric for that. Yet.

    [Related: Players, fans react to HOF decision on Twitter]

    But, we’re here. And when Idelson announced that for the eighth time in history the BBWAA had thrown a shutout (and for the first time since 1996), the day struck me as one for accountability, for authenticity, for integrity. Maybe it lasts forever, soothed by the coming class of Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Frank Thomas and Jeff Kent, augmented by the holdovers Craig Biggio, Jack Morris and Fred McGriff. Maybe we’ve mistakenly lost Dale Murphy in the shuffle, and maybe that’s not acceptable. Maybe it’ll always cost Bagwell and Pizaza votes.

    Hell, maybe the whole thing is broken and the BBWAA ought to get out of the Hall of Fame business entirely. Plenty think so.

    [Also: Russell Wilson almost played for the Colorado Rockies]

    In the meantime, we have this transformative moment. This – pick one – measured, spiteful, agonizing, regretful moment of, it turned out, deferral.


    Craig Biggio came closest to making the Hall of Fame, garnering 68. 2 percent of the vote. (AP)
    “It’s a tough period for evaluation, ” Idelson granted. “That’s what this is chalked up to.

    “I’m not surprised we had a shutout today … given how volatile the era has been. ”

    The commissioner’s office seemingly commiserated with the writers, saying, “We respect the longstanding process that the Hall of Fame has in place and the role of the BBWAA. ”

    The union wasn’t as understanding.

    Its chief, Michael Weiner, called the ballot, “Unfortunate, if not sad. ”

    He continued, “To ignore the historic accomplishments of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, for example, is hard to justify. Moreover, to penalize players exonerated in legal proceedings – and others never even implicated – is simply unfair. ”

    [Related: No players admitted to Hall]

    After more than a year in which his account was dormant, Clemens took to Twitter: “After what has been written and said over the last few years I’m not overly surprised. … To those who did take the time to look at the facts … we very much appreciate it. ” He signed off, “Muchie Peachie, Rocket. ”

    Bonds was spotted Tuesday night at a hotel in Maui.

    I’ll miss Cooperstown this summer. The thing about Cooperstown, there was – is – always something to believe in. If not the numbers, then the man. Something. We’ll get back to that, but first there was this. Yeah, this day was coming.

  11. There’s plenty left to believe in. Just maybe not today, when neither seven MVP awards nor seven Cy Young awards could justify the alleged means.


    Not 762 home runs or 354 wins, not public hangings or courtroom acquittals, not hundreds of millions earned playing the game or tens of millions subsequently spent defending the methods, none of it rose to the rather fluid standards of baseball’s Hall of FameOn a day when 569 voting members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America could not agree on a single worthy candidate, Barry Bonds, the greatest hitter in the game, fell short by 221 votes. Roger Clemens, the best pitcher of his generation, missed by 213.

    The outcome will be viewed as overdue justice or an outrageous injustice, depending on your heart and timeline. The system worked or it is irretrievably broken. The ballot was a statement. Or an exercise in mass confusion, coupled with dereliction of duty.

    Near the end, Hall president Jeff Idelson, a good man in a difficult spot, withdrew a white piece of paper from a serious-looking envelope, arched his eyebrow and announced the result: bupkis. I’m paraphrasing.

    We knew we’d get here. The tepid candidacies of Mark McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro told us so. We didn’t know the degree to which it would leak into the wispier areas of innuendo, and neither Jeff Bagwell nor Mike Piazza cleared 60 percent. (Bonds and Clemens were under 40. )#)

    [Related: Scrubbing of character clause among first reforms Hall of Fame needs=]

    Some worthy candidates took a hit. Presumably some clean players were splattered by their era. Plenty of it is unfair. And I’m here to say, don’t blame us, boys. The mess is yours. We’re just trying to separate the real from whatever the hell your generation turned itself into.

    This day was coming the moment the vials showed up on the doorsteps of ballplayers all over the league. The commissioner was a tad slow on the trigger. The union boss took his job a touch too literally. The players lived to the clubhouse code. The ball writers were asleep at the wheel. That all happened.

    But Idelson is going to have a near-empty town come July not because some 600 voters couldn’t decide how far to stretch their consciences (though that doesn’t help), but because one man and then another and then – who knows – hundreds more chose to cheat their game. It’s terrible for the clean players who may have lost votes in the commotion, in the distractions of the past couple months. It’s worse for the clean players who navigated the game without chemical crutches. There’s no metric for that. Yet.

    [Related: Players, fans react to HOF decision on Twitter]

    But, we’re here. And when Idelson announced that for the eighth time in history the BBWAA had thrown a shutout (and for the first time since 1996), the day struck me as one for accountability, for authenticity, for integrity. Maybe it lasts forever, soothed by the coming class of Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Frank Thomas and Jeff Kent, augmented by the holdovers Craig Biggio, Jack Morris and Fred McGriff. Maybe we’ve mistakenly lost Dale Murphy in the shuffle, and maybe that’s not acceptable. Maybe it’ll always cost Bagwell and Pizaza votes.

    Hell, maybe the whole thing is broken and the BBWAA ought to get out of the Hall of Fame business entirely. Plenty think so.

    [Also: Russell Wilson almost played for the Colorado Rockies]

    In the meantime, we have this transformative moment. This – pick one – measured, spiteful, agonizing, regretful moment of, it turned out, deferral.


    Craig Biggio came closest to making the Hall of Fame, garnering 68. 2 percent of the vote. (AP)
    “It’s a tough period for evaluation, ” Idelson granted. “That’s what this is chalked up to.

    “I’m not surprised we had a shutout today … given how volatile the era has been. ”

    The commissioner’s office seemingly commiserated with the writers, saying, “We respect the longstanding process that the Hall of Fame has in place and the role of the BBWAA. ”

    The union wasn’t as understanding.

    Its chief, Michael Weiner, called the ballot, “Unfortunate, if not sad. ”

    He continued, “To ignore the historic accomplishments of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, for example, is hard to justify. Moreover, to penalize players exonerated in legal proceedings – and others never even implicated – is simply unfair. ”

    [Related: No players admitted to Hall]

    After more than a year in which his account was dormant, Clemens took to Twitter: “After what has been written and said over the last few years I’m not overly surprised. … To those who did take the time to look at the facts … we very much appreciate it. ” He signed off, http://www.csnheats.com/ Heats Dwyane Wade Jersey, “Muchie Peachie, Rocket. ”

    Bonds was spotted Tuesday night at a hotel in Maui.

    I’ll miss Cooperstown this summer. The thing about Cooperstown, there was – is – always something to believe in. If not the numbers, then the man. Something. We’ll get back to that, but first there was this. Yeah, this day was coming.

  12. Your day following the Co Rockies drawn up Russell Wilson, their dad passed away. The author Matthews, the actual Rockies search that invested 5 many years coveting Wilson as well as had been certain he'd eventually perform within the main leagues, been generating via Wilson's home town associated with Richmond, Veterans administration., as well as known as their mobile phone.

    Wilson informed him or her the actual poor information. Diabetes experienced used Harrison Wilson 3, fifty five, a guy Matthews understood could not happen to be any kind of prouder. Their boy performed soccer from New york Condition as well as had been going to perform football for that Rockies and perhaps, simply perhaps, had been the actual evolutionary response to Deion Sanders as well as Bo Fitzgibbons as well as John The nike jordan: not only a soccer participant that thrived from football however the quarterback that thrived within each sports activities. Matthews reflexively requested in the event that there is something he or she might perform.


    About the route towards being a QB for that Seahawks, Russell Wilson had been the football prospective client for that Rockies. (AP) …"You may toss me personally a few playing baseball exercise, inch Wilson stated.

    Therefore close to 10 g. michael., regarding twenty four hours following he or she stated good-bye in order to their dad, Russell Wilson sculpted baseballs in a nearby playing baseball crate together with his sibling, Harrison INTRAVENOUS, as well as Matthews.

    The planet right now understands Wilson since the powerful quarterback from the Seattle Seahawks, the actual single first year signal-caller leftover within an NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE postseason set up to become their, a lot because each and every effort he or she undertakes. As the football profession Wilson left out is really a footnote in order to their robust tale, this value a lot more than which, not really simply because Wilson had been the celebrity waiting around to occur however due to exactly how all of the features that comprise him or her like a quarterback demonstrated on their own about the gemstone, as well.

    [MLB springboards: Rockies ranked No. 27]

    The actual Rockies required the flyer upon Wilson, such as the Orioles experienced carried out following their older 12 months within senior high school having a 41st-round choose within 2007. Wilson performed football from D. D. Condition with regard to 3 months, although their uncooked resources in no way bloomed. Nevertheless, Matthews as well as Danny Montgomery, the actual Rockies helper searching overseer, had been insistent: Even though Wilson may find themselves in the actual NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, consider him or her anyhow. Exactly what soccer scouts noticed being an unconquerable drawback – he or she appears 5-feet-10 as well as alter, making him or her an appropriate quarterback just within Lilliput – mattered not really for any long term 2nd baseman. Co selected him or her within the 4th circular this year, using the 140th general choose, very little less than he or she proceeded to go 2 yrs later on within the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE write (3rd as well as 75th).

    Matthews came back in order to Richmond with regard to Harrison Wilson III's funeral service 5 times later on together with Montgomery. Wilson, after that twenty one, shipped the actual eulogy.

    "He had been therefore eloquent, inch Matthews stated. "You understand ways to inform the innovator? He's poise within hard occasions. He'd the dark match upon having a crimson connect. Whenever he or she had been eulogizing their dad, he or she stated I will indication using the Rockies as well as perform football come july 1st. inch

    Under per week later on, http://www.indianapoliscoltshop.com/ Colts Reggie Wayne Jersey, prior to he or she travelled in order to Colorado to sort out along with Rockies metal as well as indication their agreement, Wilson known as Matthews, that been generating in order to Zebulon, D. D., to determine the actual Course The Carolina Mudcats. Wilson requested him or her to prevent within Raleigh. In the event that he or she would perform 2nd bottom, a situation he or she in no way attempted, he or she desired several ideas through Matthews, the previous infielder. Wilson dared not really embarrass themself before their brand new employers.

    Issue had been, Matthews experienced just 20 min's. Therefore Wilson improvised as well as requested him or her to satisfy from their condo. Matthews left inside a street-level storage. Wilson turned up having a golf ball along with a baseball glove.

    "I offered him or her an accident program within the car parking great deal, inch Matthews stated. "Dimly lighted. We wound up moving him or her regarding thirty floor golf balls, as well as all of us do double-play rotates. He or she acquired onto it therefore fast. inch

    The following day, Matthews known as Wealthy Dauer, the actual Rockies trainer that as soon as proceeded to go eighty six video games as well as 425 probabilities from 2nd bottom with no mistake. He or she requested exactly how Wilson do within their work out. Dauer stated it had been such as he'd performed presently there for a long time.

    Wilson dedicated only one mistake within thirty-one video games which summer time with regard to Low-A Tri-City. The actual baseball glove was not heading to become a issue, neither had been their pace, that required just refining. The actual query usually had been regardless of whether Wilson's softball bat might develop in order to main category high quality, and also the Rockies pegged him or her since the kind that might develop right into a line-drive player along with superb dish self-discipline.

    "Given 1, 500 at-bats within professional golf ball exactly where he or she might get within as well as identify pitches and obtain their at-bats, inch Matthews stated, "he would grow into the player that may contend in the expert degree. inch

    [Related: Managers will be able to use cell phones to call bullpen]

    Their football profession finished from 315 at-bats having a. 229/. 354/. 356 collection as well as 5 house operates. Regarding last year, carrying out a move in order to Wisconsin which energized their university soccer profession, Wilson informed the actual Rockies he or she had been quitting football in order to go after soccer full-time as well as paid back a part of their $250, 000 reward. This saddened Matthews. All the stuff that Wilson's Seahawks teammates rave – the actual management, poise as well as intangibles essential to conquer the actual bodily drawbacks – have there been within football too. Wilson might appear towards the sports event from 10 the. michael. to operate upon bunting. He or she requested additional floor golf balls within the playing baseball crate. He or she turned up days earlier in order to springtime instruction following the mill of the soccer period in order to acclimate themself to football.


    Russell Wilson performed 3 period associated with collegiate golf ball from D. D. Condition. (Raleigh News&Observer) He or she wasn't likely to end up being an additional Bob Iannetta or even Shaun Baker or even Cory Sullivan, just about all gamers Matthews authorized. Neither might he or she end up being Wayne Paxton or even Builder Williams or even Eddie Rosario, just about all fourth-round recommendations this year along with great probabilities to create the actual main leagues. And never Deion or even Bo or even definitely Came Henson, the actual quarterback that beaten up within football as well as soccer.

    Nicely, most likely not.

    "He's this type of strong-willed as well as -minded individual, in the event that he or she place their thoughts into it, he or she might get it done, inch Matthews stated. "When all of the naysayers informed him or her he is 5-foot-10, We had been stating in order to personally, 'Don't care state which. a He is the type of individual who might show a person incorrect. In the event that sufficient individuals informed him or her he or she could not return as well as perform football, he may awaken eventually as well as state, 'OK, good. I will get it done. a We would not state something is actually not possible for your son. inch

    For the time being, Wilson has got the Atl Falcons, and also the playoffs upon their thoughts. Soccer is actually their activity nowadays, and it is beauty definitely is better than coach outings with the stays as well as milling away at-bats within the swelter associated with summer time. Football can there be and can encouraged him or her back again. As well as meanwhile, The author Matthews, Danny Montgomery as well as everybody within the Rockies business may imagine the Troy Tulowitzki-Russell Wilson double-play mixture as well as question exactly what might have been.


  오늘은 세계 점프 베스트 10을 소개해 드리겠습니다.  스릴을 즐기는 사람들의 세계에서 가장 사랑받는 것이 아마도 점프일 것입니다. 인간은 날 수 없기 때문에 본능적으로 높은 곳을 두려워 하게 되어 있습니다. 반대로 말하면 높은 곳에서 오는 공포는 인간의 몸에서 엔돌핀을 분비 시키게 하고 그 엔돌핀에서 오는 쾌감을 즐기는 사람들이 바로 스릴을 즐기는 사람들인 것이죠. 그래서 스릴을 즐기는 사람들이 주로 스카이 다이빙이나 번지 점프 같은 높은 곳을 찾는 것 입니다.

 그러면 인간이 한 점프 중에 가장 멋지고 어렵고 기록에 남을 만한 점프엔 어떤 것이 있을지 궁금해 지는데요. 여기 동영상을 하나 소개해 드리겠습니다. 물론 공식적으로 집계 되거나 기록에 남은 점프는 아닐 수도 있지만 내용들이 전부 짜릿한 것들 뿐인데요. 동영상을 첨부해 드리겠습니다.





 동영상은 맨 처음 2위 점프부터 시작하는데, 로켓도 아니고 사람이 순식간에 지나가는 장면으로 시작합니다.


10위 스키 점프

10위 스키 점프



먼저 10위 동영상입니다. 자세히는 모르겠지만 아마 스키를 타고 점프를 하는 것 같은데, 사람 키의 몇배나 되는 ( 아마도 10m 이상은 되어 보입니다. ) 높이를 점프해서 올라가는 장면입니다. 저 높이에서 떨어지면서 넘어지면 갈비뼈 몇 개는 우습게 부러지겠네요. 점프대 경사도 만만치 않게 가파르고 높으니 말입니다. 밑 바닥부터 재면 20~30미터 정도 되어 보이는 점프입니다.


9위 낙하산없이 떨어지기

9위 낙하산없이 떨어지기



9위 영상도 만만치 않은 영상입니다. 주의 깊게 살펴보지 않으면 "그냥 스카이 다이빙이네~~" 이러 실지 모르지만 자세히 보시면 저 사람 낙하산 안 메고 뛰었습니다. -_-;; 나중에는 같이 뛴 사람이 잡아주고 낙하산을 펴게 되는데요. 정말 같이 뛰는 사람에 대한 믿음과 깡이 없으면 힘든 점프입니다. 저라면 제가 낙하산을 메고도 못 뛸 것 같은데, 표정하나 안 변하고 비행기에서 뛰어 내리네요..


8위 모터사이클 점프

8위 모터사이클 점프



8위 동영상은 모터 사이클 점프입니다. 두 개의 영상이 있는데, 첫 번째 영상은 최대 속도로 달려와서 점프대를 거쳐 멀리 뛰는 기록을 쟀던것 같습니다. 공중에서 착지를 위한 밸런스 조절이 관건인데, 정말 잘했구요. 체공시간이 3초가량 되는 걸로 봐서 엄청 멀리 나간것 같습니다. 그렇지만 더 대단한건 바로 뒤에 나오는 점프 더군요.


8위 모터사이클 점프

8위 모터사이클 점프

8위 모터사이클 점프

8위 모터사이클 점프




 이번엔 전속력으로 달려서 건물의 옥상으로 올라가는 점프입니다. 건물 높이도 엄청나고 나비처럼 살포시 안착하는 모습이 인상적이었는데요. 그 옥상에서 바로 점프대로 뛰어 내리는 모습은 절대 잊혀지지 않을 것 같습니다.


7위 동굴 점프

7위 동굴 점프



7위는 거대한 수직 동굴로의 점프입니다. 저 수직동굴은 BBC에서 제작한 다큐인 Planet Earth에 나왔던 수직 동굴 같네요. 보시다 시피 이 점프가 어려운 것은 광활한 곳에서 점프를 하는 것 보다 좀은 곳에서 점프를 하면 낙하산을 펴는데 어려움이 있구요. 무엇보다 바닥이 잘 보이지 않는 다는 공포감이 있습니다. 하지만 더 멋진 점프 영상이 나왔네요. 물론 저라면 못 뜁니다 ㅜㅜ


6위 건물사이 점프

6위 건물사이 점프



6위는 건물과 건물 사이의 점프입니다. 위에서 보는 것과 옆에서 보는 것은 엄청난 차이인데요. 건물이 높기 때문에 자칫 잘 못하면 죽을 수도 있는 점프입니다. 달려 나가는 속도가 조금이라도 작았다면 점프 하는 사람이 죽었을 수도 있는 엄청 짜릿한 점프였습니다. 건물과 건물의 높이차이도 있는 것으로 보이네요.


5위 점프

5위 점프



5위는 잘 모르겠지만 어떤 탑위에서 뛰는 것 같습니다. 점프 중 촬용한 영상이 특히 아름다운데요. 이런 점프의 경우 점프 거리를 잘 못 계산하면 굉장히 위험할 수가 있습니다. 1초라도 낙하산을 늦게 펴면 큰 부상이나 목숨을 잃을 수도 있습니다. ( 집에서 따라 하지마세요. !! )


4위 720도 회전

4위 720도 회전



 4위 영상은 모터 사이클 점프입니다. 점프대에서 점프를 한 뒤 오토바이와 함께 2바퀴를 돈 다음 착지를 하는데요. 이런 류의 익스트림 스포츠는 관중의 반응도 한 몫을 하는데요. 두 바퀴 도는게 대단하긴 한가봅니다. 관중들의 뜨거운 반응이 인상 깊었습니다.


3위고공 다이빙

3위고공 다이빙

3위고공 다이빙

3위고공 다이빙




 3위 영상은 좀 더 아찔 합니다. 약 40~50m 정도 되어 보이는 철탑위에 다이빙 대를 설치해 놓고 어떤 남자 ( 빨간색 팬티를 입은... 수영복인가요?? ) 가 그 높이에서 다이빙을 하는 장면입니다. 사람이 가장 공포를 느끼는 높이는 10m라고 합니다만 이 사람이 점프를 하는 높이는 더 높은 걸 보면 10m 보다는 덜 무서운 걸까요? 저 높이에서 점프를 했음에도 튀기는 물이 많지 않은 걸 보면 다이빙을 잘 한 것 같습니다. ( 물이 많이 튀기면 그 만큼 다이버에게 충격이 많이 가해 졌다는 뜻이랍니다. )


2위 인간 날다람쥐

2위 인간 날다람쥐

2위 인간 날다람쥐

2위 인간 날다람쥐




 2위 영상은 이 동영상이 시작 될 때, 보여 졌던 영상입니다. 영상의 제목을 간단하게 말하면 "인간 날다람쥐 입니다." 팔과 다리 사이에 얇은 막같은게 있어서 활강을 할 수 있는 옷을 입고 날아 다니는 것입니다. 굉장히 빠른 속도로 날기도 하지만 암벽과 근접해서 활강을 한다는게 굉장히 위험하고 직접적으로 속도감을 느낄 수 있어서 짜릿한 점프입니다. 정말 죽기전에 한번 해봐야 할 것들 목록에 들어갈 만한 점프인 것 같습니다.





대망의 1위는 우주와 대기의 경계권까지 올라가서 낙하를 한 키틴저가 차지하였습니다. 엑셀시어 프로젝트라는 것으로 인간을 10만 마일 상공에 띄워 보내는 프로젝트였습니다. 10만마일은 거의 30km정도의 높이입니다. 이 점프에 대해서는 보다 자세하게 다룬 다큐멘터리가 있으니 한번 보시기 바랍니다.





BBC 다큐멘터리 같은데요. 키틴저가 뛰어내린 높이에서는 인간은 살 수 없다고 합니다. 공기가 너무나도 희박하고 기압이 너무 낮아서 인간의 피 속의 기체들이 기화를 해버리기 때문입니다. 그래서 우주복같은 특수복을 입어야 생존할 수 있다고 합니다. 또 한 소리도 들리지 않기 때문에 엄청 외로웠을 것입니다. 그 모든 난관들을 모두 극복하고 세상에서 가장 긴 낙하 기록을 세웠습니다.


 인간은 안전하고자 하는 욕구와 더불어서 도전하고자 하는 욕구도 가지고 있는 것 같습니다. 도전은 아름다운 것이죠. ㅎㅎ
 ( 전 못 하겠습니다 ㅜㅜ )



  1. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.05.14 05:53 신고

    ㅎㅎ잘 보고 갑니다.
    오늘도 즐거운 하루 되세요

  2. BlogIcon 초저녁에... 2010.06.18 20:16 신고

    마지막 1위 동영상 올려주셔서 감사합니다.
    정말 아름다웠을것 같네요,,,,

    내일은 주말인데 즐거운 하루 보내세요~

  3. 삶의감사 2010.06.18 23:26 신고

    지금의 삶이 얼마나 행복한가를 1위의 동영상에서 알려주는군요..

    하지만 대부분 사람들은 그걸 모르죠. 알려고 하지도않구요. 정말 이 지구가 앞으로 얼마나 버틸수있을지

    많은 걱정이 됩니다.

  4. 언데도신 2010.08.21 15:27 신고

    좋은 영상 잘봤습니다 퍼갈게요^_^


 생선 통조림하면 여러분은 펭귄표 꽁치, 간고등어, x원 참치 등을 생각 하실 겁니다. 핀란드에서 판매되었다고 하는 통조림인데요. 간편한 생선구이 통조림인것 같습니다.

 먼저 마트에 가서 통조림을 구입합니다. Salmon은 연어고 Shrimp는 새우고, Chicken 은 닭고기니까 구이 요리를 즉석에서 해 먹을 수 있는 통조림인 것 같습니다.



 모양도 깔끔하고 양복을 입고 생선 통조림을 들고 가는데 전혀 어색하지 않네요 ㅋㅋ




 구입한 생선 통조림에 불을 붙입니다. 겉모양이 나무같이 생긴게 불에 잘 타게 생겼습니다.




그리고 기다립니다.. 불이 다른 곳으로 옮겨 붙이 않게 감시를 잘 해야 합니다. ㅋㅋ




 먹는데에는 기다림이 필요한법,,





드디어 완성 되었습니다. 통조림의 포장을 태우니 안에 맛있는 생선이 잘 익은채로 나타났네요.




 이제 맛있게 먹으면 됩니다. "우걱우걱."




 처음 샀던 통조림의 내부 모습인것 같은데, 불에 잘 탈수 있는 재질로 포장을 해 놓고 포장을 태우면 생선이 서서히 익어가는 원리군요.




 맛있을지는 모르겠습니다만, 비상식량 정도는 될 것 같네요. 땔깜 대용으로 쓰일 수도 있으니 말입니다. 아이디어는 좋은데, 정말 맛은 보장 못 할 것 같네요.. ㅎㅎ 먹어 보신분은 댓글 좀 달아주세요 ^^



  1. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.04.17 09:00 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ신기합니다.

  2. BlogIcon 천사마음 2010.04.17 12:21 신고

    아이디어가 정말 대단한 것 같습니다. ^^;;


 못으로 만든 예술작품을 보신 적이 있으십니까? 못질을 잘 못 하시는 분들도 많으시죠. 정확하게 못의 머리 부분을 망치로 때려야 수직으로 들어가기 때문에 정확하게 수직으로 못을 박기는 쉽지 않습니다. 이런 못을 박아서 그림을 그린 예술가가 있습니다.

 바로 영국의 예술가 마커스 레빈( Marcus Levin ) 입니다. 지난 달 22일에서 27일까지 50000 여개의 못을 박아 그림을 그렸다고 합니다.

 그림은 흰색 도화지에 물감이나 색연필 같은 도구로 그리는 것만 생각이 나는데, 못이라는 새로운 소재로 그림을 그렸습니다. 감상해 보시죠.



 예술에는 워낙에 문외한이어서 이분이 어떤 분인지 모르겠지만 대단하다는 것은 느낌상 확오네요. 그림을 구상하고 스케치를 한다음 그 스케치를 바탕으로 못을 박았을 텐데, 하나라도 잘 못 박으면 예술 작품이 망가질텐데...

 5일동안 집중력을 유지하기도 어려웠을 것 같네요. 이런 작품은 멀리서 봐야 제대로 보이는데 못은 가까이서 박아야 하니 집중력을 잃으면 잘 못 된 위치에 박을 수도 있었을 텐데 대단합니다. ^^

 여튼 세상엔 신기한 사람들, 신기한 작품들이 많이 있는 것 같아요..



  1. BlogIcon 플린 2010.08.15 05:36 신고

    으스스하네요. 악취미지만 인정 ㅋㅋ


 포켓볼 재밌죠. 최근에 포켓볼 관련 포스팅을 한 적이 있는데,

2010/03/18 - [1. 심심풀이/b. 신기한 자료] - 포켓볼에서 볼 수 있는 세상에 이런일이.. 죽기전에 다시 보기 힘든 영상 ㅋㅋ

만만치 않게 신기한 동영상이 있어서 소개해 드리겠습니다.



 
 당구장 개 3년이면 포켓볼을 치는 군요.
 단 개는 손이 없기 때문에 큐를 잡을 수 없어서 손(?) 아니 앞발로 공을 칩니다.
 중간 중간 각도를 재는 듯한모븟ㅂ이 귀엽네요.


 CG인지 아닌지는 자세히 모르겠습니다만 당구치는 개라... 재밌네요 ㅋㅋ

관련기사도 찾아보니까 몇개가 있는데, 이 개님(?)을 말하는 건지는 모르겠습니다. 링크를 걸어 드리죠.

“개가 당구를?”…포켓볼 치는 강아지 눈길

뭐 낚시다 아니다를 놓고 네티즌들이 논하는데, 하여간 세상이 넓으니 별의 별 동물들이 다 나타나는 군요.

 포켓볼이나 당구 좋아하시는 분들은 이런 개 한마리 키우면서 같이 연습하는 것도 좋겠네요.(뭐이?? )

 아무튼 포켓볼 치는 개 소식이었습니다.



  1. BlogIcon mami5 2010.03.25 19:40 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ 낚였네요..^^

  2. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.03.26 08:17 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ웃고 가요.

  3. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.03.28 02:19 신고

    개 팔자 상팔자

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 잠시 포켓볼을 소개해 드리자면 직사각형의 당구대에 15개의 공을 놓고 1개의 공으로 15개의 공을 정해진 룰에 따라 포켓( 각 모서리와 중간에 2개 총 합 6개 )에 넣는 스포츠입니다. 공이 당구대에서 어떻게 움직일지, 다른 공과 부딫힌 다음 어떻게 움직일지를 예측하고, 적절한 힘 조절, 각도를 재는 고도의 집중력 등이 요구되는 스포츠입니다.

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 만약 상대방도 마지막 차례였다면?? 망했네요 ㅋㅋㅋ

  1. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.03.18 11:44 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ~ 저거 친 선수는 정말 미칠것 같았겠네요..
    경기가 끝나는줄 알았다가 ㅋㅋ

  2. BlogIcon spk 2010.03.18 22:03 신고

    오히려 저 선수에게 더 많은 점수를 주어야겠는데요.
    신기에 가까운 묘기... 대단합니다.

  3. 지나가다 2010.04.20 12:29 신고

    들어갔던 볼이 다시 튀어나오는 경우가 종종 있어요. 힘조절과 스핀에서 생기는 문제..

  4. BlogIcon 김선희 2010.06.09 20:30 신고

    사진퍼갈게요~


 살다보면 아찔한 순간들이 많이 있습니다. "십년감수 했다." 라는 말이 있죠. 정말 아찔 한 장면들을 모아둔 동영상을 소개해 드리겠습니다.






 한방에 훅 갈 수도 있겠다는 생각이 드네요..



  1. BlogIcon mami5 2010.03.10 21:03 신고

    아유~이 동영상 보다 간 떨어지는 줄~~ㅋㅋㅋ

  2. BlogIcon 작은소망™ 2010.03.11 08:09 신고

    흐미 정말로 저도 심장이 벌렁벌렁...

  3. BlogIcon 오러 2010.03.11 11:14 신고

    정말.. 제가 본 동영상중에 가장 살떨리는 영상이었습니다...;;;
    정말 사고나는 장면들은 안타깝지만 나머지는... 완전 조마조마하군요.

  4. BlogIcon spk 2010.03.11 22:18 신고

    조작된 영상도 포함되어있다구요?
    휴~~ 다행입니다. 정말 손에 땀이 다 나는군요.^^


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아무튼 신기한 사람 정말 많습니다. ㅋㅋ


  1. BlogIcon 잡학왕 2010.03.03 22:59 신고

    일본이라 가능한 동영상이군요....ㅡㅡㆀ

  2. BlogIcon mami5 2010.03.03 23:39 신고

    음악으로 나온다면 좋을 것 같으네요..^^

  3. 정환 2012.06.23 00:07 신고

    하하하하하하하하하하
    재미가 있어서 배꼽이 아플것 같네요....ㅋㅋ

  4. BlogIcon jaket distro 2013.02.06 12:17 신고

    행동 -, 무슨 생산 goood 결과에 실제로 매우 중요합니다 같은 동작으로 성능과 성능의 차이를 지우 만들기 .. . 다시 "성능"동작으로 Brissett & Edgley 생명은 극장으로도 볼 수


 사람의 말을 따라하는 새는 많이 보셨을 겁니다. 앵무새나 구관조 같은 새들은 이미 유명하죠. 하지만 그 어떤 새도 이 새는 못 따라 올 것 같네요. 금조입니다.





ㅋㅋㅋ 뭔가 이상하죠? 다른 동영상을 보도록 하겠습니다.




금조에 대해서 잠깐 설명을 드리자면, 오스트리아에 사는 날지 못 하는 새의 한 종류로 소리를 잘 따라하는 것으로 유명하다고 합니다. 유튜브에 Lyrebird 라고 검색하시면 더 많은 동영상을 검색 하실 수 있습니다.

 외국 뉴스에 나온 장면 인듯 한 동영상을 소개 해 드리겠습니다.







아마도 똑같이 따라하는 능력 때문에 이를 이용해서 재미있는 동영상을 많이 만들어 내는 모양입니다. 마지막으로 금조가 우리나라에 들어온다면 이런걸 흉내내지 않을까 합니다.





세상엔 정말 신기한 것들이 많이 있습니다. ㅎㅎ
ps. 이 새에 대한 동영상 들 중에 다수가 편집에 의한 것으로 사실과 다를 수 있다고 하네요.. ㅎ

  1. BlogIcon mami5 2010.03.02 22:13 신고

    금조 신기하네요..
    새소리도 이상하고..^^
    꼬마낙타님 잘 보고갑니다..^^

  2. BlogIcon 몽리넷 2010.03.03 00:02 신고

    달지 못하는새, 그냥 날지 못한다는 이유만으로 불상타는~~

  3. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.03.03 00:43 신고

    뭐가 진짜고 뭐가 편집인지 알 수 없는데..그냥 사실으로 믿을렵니다. ㅎㅎ

  4. BlogIcon spk 2010.03.03 21:15 신고

    새가 내는 소리라고는 믿기지 않을 정도로 무척이나 정교하군요.
    동영상을 보니 편집은 아닐테고... 정말 신기한 녀석입니다.^^

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