[유머] 스포츠 웃긴 장면 모음



이번주와 다음주가 기말고사 피크라서 제대로 된 블로깅이 힘들어지고 있네요. ㅜ 특히 오늘은 시험이 하나 있어서 포스팅 발행을 못했습니다. 이웃 방문은 물론이구요. ㅜㅜ 기말 고사 시험 준비를 미리미리 했더라면 이렇지는 않았을 텐데, ㅜㅜ 반성의 시간을 가져 봅니다. 그래도 시험이 하나 끝났으니 웃긴 자료를 보면서 기분 전환 해야겠네요. (내일 모레 또 시험이랍니다 ㅜㅜ )



2 HIT!!!
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허걱...
보는 사람도 아파지는 장면




불꽃 슛,!!!
통키 빙의



이동국 선수의 불꽃 개인기



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완벽한 준비 동작




짝짜꿍



철봉



태권 축구



싸이클 선수 팽개치기


웃어야 할지 울어야 할 지



그 쪽이 아닌데...



카메라 농락



기말 고사로 정신 없네요.. ^^
대학생 블로거 분들 그리고 시험치시는 모든 분들 공부한대로 잘 치시기 바랍니다. ^^

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  2. BlogIcon DDing 2010.12.07 22:58 신고

    아 이분들... 지못미네요. ㅋㅋ 보는 사람은 재밌지만 당사자들은 얼마나 당혹스러울지... ㅎㅎ

  3. BlogIcon Angel. 2010.12.07 23:11 신고

    덕분에 많이 웃고 갑니다ㅋㅋ
    기말고사 잘 보시기를 빌게요~_~!

  4. BlogIcon 검은괭이2 2010.12.07 23:18 신고

    아, 완전 웃고 갑니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 근데 짝짜꿍 저거 싸우는 거죠? 정말 짝짜꿍 하는 것처럼 보입니다^^;;; ㅋㅋㅋ

  5. BlogIcon Reignman 2010.12.07 23:29 신고

    반 페르시....ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
    불쌍해서 어쩌죠? ㅜㅜ
    이거 넘 재밌습니다. 선리플 후감상입니다. ^^

  6. BlogIcon 오스칼&앙드레 2010.12.08 00:24 신고

    이동국의 불꽃 개인기부터 슬슬 발동 걸리더니.. 뒤로 갈수록 아놔.ㅠ.ㅠ

  7. BlogIcon ☆북극곰☆ 2010.12.08 00:29 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ 골키퍼 보니까 생각나는데...
    언젠가 조기축구 하다가 제 얼굴 맞고 골이 들어간적이 있죠.
    그러나 저는.......공격수가 아니라 골키퍼랍니다. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  8. BlogIcon sky~ 2010.12.08 01:03 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 재미나네요 ㅋㅋㅋ

  9. BlogIcon 마음노트 2010.12.08 01:04 신고

    저도 잼나게 봤습니다.
    대학시절은 원래 그렇게 그렇게 보내는거임니다.ㅎㅎ
    암튼, 급한데로 성공리에 시험 잘 마무기를 바랍니다.

  10. BlogIcon 걸어서 하늘까지 2010.12.08 01:08 신고

    꼬마낙타님, 기말고사 잘 치시기 바랍니다~~^^

  11. BlogIcon 하랑사랑 2010.12.08 04:58 신고

    시험 잘 보세요. ^^
    재미있는 영상 잘 보고 갑니다 ^^

  12. BlogIcon 꽁보리밥 2010.12.08 07:06 신고

    자세히 보면 배꼽잡을 장면이 많은데 아쉽군요...ㅎㅎㅎ

  13. BlogIcon 언알파 2010.12.08 07:51 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 아 진짜 웃어야할지 울어야할지..ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  14. BlogIcon 테란 2010.12.08 08:21 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ 웃고 갑니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  15. BlogIcon Teo테오 2010.12.08 08:32 신고

    태권축구 대박이네요 ㅋㅋ
    아침부터 잘 웃고 갑니다^^
    기말시험 잘 치루세요^^

  16. BlogIcon Boan 2010.12.08 08:44 신고

    재밌게 웃다갑니다.

  17. BlogIcon newbalance 2010.12.08 09:15 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ아침부터 빵 터졌네요.
    통키 빙의 멘트 왜이렇게 웃겨요. 주옥같은 영상 잘봤습니다. 근데 왠지 보면서 안타까운건 왜인지.
    이런게 바로 웃는게 웃는게 아닌?ㅎㅎ 시험 잘 보세요 :)

  18. BlogIcon 머니야 머니야 2010.12.08 09:26 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ정말 잼난거 많네요..따라하기도 욱기고..짝짝꿍..ㅠㅠ
    짤방들만 따로 모아놓은곳이 있나봐요? ㅋㅋ

  19. BlogIcon 워크뷰 2010.12.08 09:38 신고

    하하하 재미있게 모두 보고 갑니다^^

  20. BlogIcon 라이너스™ 2010.12.08 11:02 신고

    카메라 농락이 제일웃기네요.
    저도 순간 놓쳤단.ㅎㅎ

  21. BlogIcon 역기드는그녀 2010.12.22 15:56 신고

    아.. 웃으면 안되는데 안타까운 장면들인데 웃음을 참을수가 없네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 잘 웃고 갑니다.


태풍 곤파스의 영향으로 보아 갤러리 초토화!!



이번 태풍 '곤파스'의 수도권 습격으로 강풍을 비롯한 많은 피해가 있었는데요.
태풍 피해가 비단 현실세계에만 있는 것은 아닌가 봅니다.


태풍이 수도권을 강타한 오늘(2010. 9. 2)  새벽 보아 갤러리가 털렸습니다.
보아의 노래인 '허리케인 비너스' 를 패러디해 '허리케인 곤파스~' 라는 게시물로 도배가 되었는데요..

비슷한 사건이 지난 수도권 지진때도 일어났었죠.



수도권에 진동을 느낄 정도의 지진이 일어났었는데, 마침 '지진희 갤러리'가 다른 유저들한테 털렸었죠.
'지진희 일어났다!!' 라는 게시물로 도배가 되었습니다.

DC모 사이트, 참 웃긴 곳 같습니다. ( 저도 자주 갑니다. ) 아마 이런 털림의 중심에는 C모 갤러리와 H모 갤러리가 있을 법 한데 말입니다. 사실은 잘 모르겠네요..



  1. BlogIcon 2proo 2010.09.02 18:33 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 디씨인들 진짜 전문화되고 다양한 사람들이 많은 곳인데
    어떨땐 그 센스들이 엄청나서 대단하다 싶으면서도
    어떨땐 우르르르~ 테러하고 ㅋㅋ 가만보면 무척 재미있는 곳이에요~

  2. BlogIcon 머 걍 2010.09.02 22:44 신고

    재미난 곳이네요. 전 김연아 선수 덕분에 디시를 알았는데
    나이가 있어서 그런지 적응이 잘 안되더라구요.
    요즘은 거의 안가게 되더라는....쩝!!


은혜 갚은 까치 현대판입니다.



절묘하네요 ㅋㅋ

3만원 갚았습니다.

출처는 뽐뿌입니다.
  1. dkwl 2012.04.19 16:49 신고

    앜ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ





재밌겠다..


  1. BlogIcon 블로군 2010.08.14 11:47 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
    그저 웃지요..ㅎㅎㅎ

캐치마인드 화가들의 작품들 ( 캐치마인드 개드립 )



요즘 캐치마인드 개드립 이라는 제목으로 많은 게시물들이 올라오고 있는데요.
넷마블에서 서비스하고 있는 게임인 캐치마인드에서 재미있는 그림을 그린 것을 말합니다.
그림을 그려서 글자를 맞추는 게임인데요.
작품성이 나날이 늘어가고 있습니다. 나중에 정리해서 포스팅 하겠습니다. ^^
그전에 맛보기로 몇개를 소개해 드리겠습니다.





창의력이 넘치거나 난독증이 심하거나 ㅋㅋㅋ
묘사력을 키우고 싶으시면 캐치마인드를 해보세요~~


  1. BlogIcon 머니야 머니야 2010.08.09 10:49 신고

    헉....프로그램이름이 무척 쇼키잉 한데요? ㅋㅋㅋ 개드립..이거 원래 정치판에 대고 욕할때 쓰는 은어 아니던가요? ㅋㅋ

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.08.09 13:23 신고

      개드립은 개 + 애드립 의 합성어인데...
      글쎄요 ㅎㅎ

      요즘 캐치마인드 개드립이라는 제목으로 돌아 다니고 있더라구요 ㅎ

  2. BlogIcon 캐치양반 2012.04.15 16:01 신고

    저이제시작했어열 개드립연습중

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    Robert Griffin 3 could not operate, a minimum of not really by any means like their typical sprints with the collection as well as in to open up grass. Robert Griffin 3 could not toss, a minimum of not really the actual heavy darts which proceed the actual stores as well as maintain protection truthful.

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    有问“鼻”答

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------



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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    老师:请叙述几个激战的故事。
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    ------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    您的丈夫——昨天在公司举办的晚会上企图亲吻我!”
    “这不碍事儿,他只要多喝两杯,便对世事的好歹和美丑都抱无所谓的态度!”

    极其愚蠢的事 艾丽莎郑重地对珍妮说:“你拒绝了阿列克斯是犯了一个错误,现在他和我结婚了。”
    珍妮:“我一点也不奇怪。当我拒绝他时,他就说,由于痛苦,他会做出一些极其愚蠢
    的事!”

    女人的自尊 两个好胜心强的女人在一座有喷水池的公园里碰上了。
    一个说:“哎哟,听说你和罗伯特订婚了?罗伯特从前也向我求过婚呢!他没对你说
    吗?”
    “没有啊。他只说过另一件事。他说他有一次遇到一个不知打哪儿来的混帐女人,追了
    他老半天他也没搭理!”


    大门上的留言 柯拉日先生的品性恶劣,街坊邻居全都不喜欢他。有一次,他在自己的大门上贴了一张
    大纸条,纸条上写着:“牛鬼蛇神一概禁止入内!”邻居们便在上面添写了一句:“那您怎
    么回得了家呢?”

    忘做了一块墓碑 P·皮哈开垦了一小块土地,并且种上豌豆。当他把一切完成后,他的邻居忽然来访。
    “你种什么了?”他问道,眼睛看着皮哈刚刚开掘的一个个深坑。
    “豌豆。”皮哈大声答道。
    “你忘了做一块墓碑。”
    “做墓碑?”皮哈不懂为什么要做墓碑。
    “嗳,”他摇着头说,“你把这些豆子埋到那么深的地下,它们就应当得到一块适当的
    碑记。”

    劝 告 仆人对自己主人的邻居说:“汉斯先生让我代他向您问候。他让我转告您,为了不致再
    影响您的休息,他已经打死了他的那只心爱的狼狗。”
    “请向汉斯先生表达我的谢意,”邻居说,“并代我劝告他,千万可别再干出毒死亲生
    女儿或砸坏她的钢琴一类的事情来。”

    狗跑掉了 “我的好邻居,我的狗跑掉了,为这事我简直伤心死了。”
    “请原谅,要知道你的妻子出走时,你并没大惊小怪,为什么你现在这样激动呢?”
    “那是因为,我妻子脖子上并没有3枚国际展览会的奖牌呵!”

    以德报德 布朗夫人屋后有个小菜园,春天她种了些蔬菜。她经常管得十分仔细,到了夏天菜长得
    非常喜人。
    一天晚上,布朗夫人看着她的菜说:“明天我要摘菜,那样我们就有菜吃了。”
    可是第二天一清早,她的儿子跑进厨房嚷道:“妈妈,妈妈!快来!邻居的鸭子正在菜
    园里吃我们的菜哪!”
    布朗夫人跑出去,但是已经迟了!所有的蔬菜全都被吃光了!布朗夫人哭了起来,邻居
    感到歉疚,可是蔬菜是无可挽回了。
    圣诞节前几天,邻居给布朗夫人拿来一包东西。包里是一只上好的肥鸭,上面有一张纸
    条写着:“享用你的蔬菜吧!”

    深夜电话 夜深了,楼房里有一家还在举行舞会。从窗口不断传出音乐声、跺脚声,一片喧哗。不
    久一邻居打来了电话:
    “喂,对不起,可敬的先生,您能不能把录音机借给我用一下?”
    “怎么?你也想开家庭舞会吗?”
    “不,我想睡觉了。”

    都尝一遍 药剂师走进邻居一个书店里,从书架上拿下一本书,问道:“这本书有趣吗?”
    “不知道,没读过。”
    “你怎么能卖自己没读过的书呢?”
    “难道你能把你房子里的药都尝一遍吗?”

    含 蓄 小乔治亚在他生日那天,得到一个小鼓,作为生日的礼物。
    过了几天,他爸爸下班刚回到家,他妈妈便说:“我想楼上那个邻居一定不喜欢听乔治
    亚敲鼓的声音,不过他说得很含蓄。”
    “他怎么说?”爸爸问。
    “喏,今天下午,他送了一把小刀给乔治亚,并且还问他知不知道鼓里头有什么东西,
    以致能发出那样动听的声音。”

    以借对借 邻居匹克屡次叫小孩来伏特家借醋,今天又来了:“我家晚上吃螃蟹,借点儿醋好吗?”
    于是,伏特也吩咐小儿子到匹克家借东西:“今天我家要吃醋,请借一些螃蟹好吗?”

    电 话 一个小伙子每天晚上在安格吉莎对面单元的窗口用望远镜看她。这使她很生气。有一天
    清晨,她打电话给那小伙子。
    “你好!我就是对面单元里的姑娘。你还记不记得,昨晚我脱下长筒袜子放在哪里了?”


    蠢驴和朋友 两个朋友之间的对话:“你这头蠢驴!”
    “我可能真是头蠢驴……问题仅仅在于:究竟因为我是你的朋友我才是头蠢驴呢,还是
    由于我是头蠢驴,我才成了你的朋友?”
    “看什么时候……”
    “你的朋友好像也不少吗?”
    “这要看什么时候。”
    “怎么?”
    “看是他们需要我的时候,还是我需要他们的时候。”

    欣然同意 有两个朋友一起野营,他们一个是吉姆,一个是梯姆。
    梯姆很懒。他们度假的头一个晚上,吉姆对梯姆说:“给你钱,买点肉去吧。”
    “我太累了,”梯姆回答说,“你去吧。”于是吉姆就去买肉了。
    回来后他对梯姆说:“现在肉买来了,请你把它煮熟吧。”
    梯姆回答说:“不,我不会做饭。你做吧。”于是吉姆就开始烧肉。
    这时吉姆对梯姆说:“把面包切一下,”
    梯姆回答说:“我不想切。”于是吉姆把面包切开了。
    后来吉姆又对梯姆说:“请你去打点水来。”
    “不,我不想把衣服弄脏。”梯姆回答道。于是吉姆又去打水。
    最后吉姆说:“饭做好了。来吃吧。”
    “好,我来吃,”梯姆回答说。“我不喜欢总是说‘不’。”

    直率之言 “麦尔克,我的朋友,你觉得那个年轻的小伙子陶斯怎么样?”
    “陶斯?这是个十足的蠢货!”
    “是吗?但是你设想一下吧,他竟打算娶我的女儿为妻!”
    “你看,可不是?”

    一模一样 有两个好朋友,平时形影不离,吃穿用戴也要一模一样,以表示友好。一日,两人来到
    饭馆吃饭,招待员端来两盘汤摆在他们面前。其中一盘里有个死苍蝇,一人感到很难为情,
    而另一人却对招待员喊道:“怎么两盘汤不样?我们要一模一样的!”

    友好的同情 年轻的妻子满面愁容。
    “你怎么啦,亲爱的?”已经结婚10年的女友问。
    “噢,我感到非常痛苦,丈夫整个晚上都不在,而我一点儿也不清楚他现在在哪儿。”
    “唉,这不该使你焦急不安。”女友面带微笑地回答,“要是你知道他现在在哪儿,大
    概你会更加感到痛苦。”

    探望路上 在一个冰天雪地、狂风大作的冬日里,有个人去探望他生病的朋友,路上滑倒多次才好
    不容易到了朋友那儿,冻得直发抖。
    “到这儿来可怕极了。”他说道,“事实上,我每次向前迈一步,就滑回去两步。”
    “那你究竟是怎么走到这里来的呢?”朋友追问道。
    “我到不了这儿,生气地骂了声‘鬼天气’,就转身往回走了。”

    不认人 甲:“自从海斯失业后,有一半朋友不认识他了。”
    乙:“另外一半朋友呢?”
    甲:“他们还不知道他已经失业。”

    请用脑门 ——“我们将在明晚举行婚礼,希望老朋友能光临。到我们门口请用脑门按下电铃。”
    ——“为什么得用脑门呢?”
    ——“我们怕您的手腾不出空来呀!”

    同僚之间 有个大臣自以为嘴尖舌利,善于嘲弄人。
    他对布赫尔说:“亲爱的,心花怒放吧!国王任命你当猪和熊的总管了。”
    布赫尔回答:“噢,那么请你注意,没有我的命令,一步也别走动,因为你归我管了。”

    同事之间 克劳斯和迪特在工地上工作。
    克劳斯很懒,收工后不愿把篮子拿回去,就在篮子上面贴了个字条:“迪特,请把篮子
    提走,我把它忘了。”
    迪特看到篮子后,也在篮子上贴了个字条:“克劳斯,你自己把它提走吧,我没看见
    它。”

    房客之间 一个穷乐师住在伦敦中心一间公寓里。每天,不是半夜就是将近凌晨才回到房间。他那
    么疲倦,回到房间总是往床沿一坐,脱下两只皮鞋“咚、咚”抛在地板上,喃喃地说声“谢
    天谢地”,倒头便睡。
    住在他楼下的一个穷房客,每天半夜都要被这“咚、咚”两声惊醒。房客实在受不住
    了,就向乐师诉苦。善良的乐师感到非常抱歉,答应以后脱鞋时尽量轻地把鞋放在旧地毯上。
    第二天快一点钟时,乐师从俱乐部回到房间,照旧往床沿一坐,脱下一只皮鞋,“咚”
    的一声抛到地板上。他正要脱第二只皮鞋,蓦地想起他答应过的事情,于是非常小心地把另
    一只皮鞋轻轻放在地毯上,然后睡去了。
    一个钟头以后,他被一阵猛烈的敲门声弄醒。住在楼下的那个房客站在他面前。可怜的
    房客结结巴巴地恳求道:“快!快!快扔另一只皮鞋吧,我足足等了一个钟头了,等你扔了
    才能入睡。”


    搞 票 “听说您在体育馆工作,您能不能为我搞几张球票?”
    “当然可以。听说您在银行工作,您能不能为我搞几张钞票?”

    死人不是我 两个砍柴人敲林中小屋的门。
    “您好!”
    “您好!”屋主人回答道。
    “我们刚才在林中发现了一具尸体,我们担心会是您呢!”
    “甚么样的呢?”
    “跟您的身材差不多。”
    “是穿红色法兰绒衬衫吗?”
    “不是,是深棕色的。”
    “那么说,谢天谢地,他不是我。”

    不需要柜子 一个旧家具商人对正在市场上闲逛的莫斯特高声喊道:“莫斯特先生,快买下这个柜子
    吧!很便宜,只要原价一半的钱!”
    “我要柜子做什么?”
    “您可以在里面挂衣服。”
    莫斯特笑问道:“难道您要我光着身子到处跑吗?”


    侦 察 在莫斯科一辆拥挤的公共汽车里,站着的一个男子拍了拍另一个男子的肩膀,然后低声
    说:“你是克格勃成员吗?”
    “不是。”
    “你的家庭里有什么人是克格勃成员吗?”
    “没有。”
    “你的邻居呢?”
    “他们一个也不是。”
    “你的朋友和熟人呢?”
    “我认识的人中没有哪个是克格勃成员。”
    “那么请你别踩我的脚,好吗?”第一个人说。

    立竿见影 有位犹太老人乘火车,一个傲慢的俄国军官坐在他的正对面。
    俄国军官看了看正在吃青鱼的犹太人,得意洋洋地问,为什么都说犹太人很聪明。
    “这是由于青鱼头的缘故。”犹太人说。
    “您说青鱼头是什么意思?”
    “我们是吃整个青鱼,也就是说连头都吃了。”
    “我懂了。您能卖给我两个青鱼头吗?”
    “非常愿意。要2个卢布,”犹太人回答。
    军官虽然觉得很恶心,还是一下把两个青鱼头都咽了下去,突然他叫起来:“你骗我!
    您买的青鱼头根本没这么贵!”
    犹太人满意地点点头:“您看,马上起作用了。”

    倾 诉 一天深夜,女主人接到一个陌生女人打来的电话说:“我恨透我的丈夫了!”
    “你打错电话了。”女主人告诉她。
    她好像没听见,仍滔滔不绝地说下去:“我一天到晚照顾5个孩子,他还以为我在享
    福。有时我想出去散散心,他都不肯,自己却天天晚上出去,说是有应酬,谁会相信!”
    “对不起,”女主人打断她的话,“我不认识你。”“你当然不认识我!”她说,“这
    些话我会对亲朋和认识我的人讲,而弄得满城风雨吗?现在我说了出来,舒服多了,谢谢
    你!”说完,她挂了电话。

    穿错了大衣 饭厅内,一个异常谦恭的人胆怯地碰另一个顾客,那人正在穿一件大衣。“对不起,”
    他问,“请问您是不是让·皮埃尔先生?”
    “不,我不是。”那人回答。
    “啊,”他舒了一口气,“那我没弄错,我就是他,您穿了他的大衣。”


    蜂 蜜 一个加布罗伏人到邻居家作客。主人拿蜂蜜招待他,但蜂蜜既稀薄又没有味道,使得客
    人忍不住说:“很明显,这种蜂蜜是从蜜蜂还没学会酿蜜的那个时代剩下来的。”

    席上斗鸡 一天,玛利宴请女友午餐,那知在餐桌上,女友们互相争执起来,谁也不让谁,越吵越
    厉害。
    玛利为了平息这场争论,说:“女士们!不要吵了,该不是刚刚吃下去的鸡在作祟吧!
    是不是它们在斗!”
    这时,女友们都哄然大笑。


    烦透了 “我真烦透了!”上年纪的女仆对年轻的女仆发牢骚,”要知道,我整天都被迫地重复
    着一句话:‘是,太太!’‘是,太太!’‘是,太太!’”
    “我也烦透了!”年轻女仆回答道,“我也是整天都在重复着一句话:‘不,先
    生!’、‘不,先生!’、‘不,先生!’”

    失 火 一位好莱坞影星的豪华别墅失火了。
    “赶快通知电视台、广播电台和所有各家报社的记者!”主人吩咐女仆。
    “好吧,先生。可消防队还要不要通知呢?”女仆问。

    吃鸟食 “索菲娅,亲爱的,我的丈夫今天早晨是怎么回事?我还从没有见过他上班这样高兴
    过,吹着口哨,跟只小鸟叫一样。”“夫人,恐怕这是我的过错。今天早晨我搞错了一包东
    西,把鸟食当成普通的早饭给他吃了。”
    怎么办?
    “记住,布利奇特,”女主人对新来的女仆说,“我将要求你两件事:老实,听话。”
    “是。夫人。”布利奇特回答道,“如果您让我告诉客人您不在家,而事实上并不是这
    样,那我该怎么办?要老实呢,还是要听话?”

    区别对待 女主人对女佣说:“今晚有客人来家里吃饭。看你能做些什么特别的菜。”
    女佣:“好,太太。你是要客人们吃了还想吃呢,还是永远不想再来?”

    盘子是怎样打碎的 一个仆人不小心打碎了一只珍贵的珐琅盘子。主人看见了碎片,就问是谁打碎的。
    “我打碎的。”仆人回答。
    “怎么打碎的?”
    仆人一时没找到合适的词语表达,便着急地把另一只盘子用胳膊碰掉在地上,说:“就
    是这样打碎的!”

    临别赠言 古巴首都哈瓦那有一位太太因不易和人相处出了名,尽管没有一个人不知道她的脾气,
    但由于她出的工资高,偶然也有人为她工作。有一次这个太太怀了孕,快生产时又和女佣人
    闹翻,那女佣人辞工不干了。但是女佣人临走时,却有礼貌地说:
    “希望你生一个又白又胖的男孩子。”
    “你怎么知道一定是男孩?”太太问。
    “我有把握那一定是一个男孩子,”女佣人答,“没有一个女孩子会和你在一起9个月
    的!”

    先见之明 女电影演员刚刚穿上长罩衫,男仆没敲门就进来了。“利,”女电影演员皱起眉头尽可
    能严肃地说:“难道你不知道,需要敲门吗?要知道,我可能完全光着身子的。”“不必担
    心,夫人,”男仆有把握地说,“在进来之前,我总是从钥匙孔里先看一眼。”

    随和的保姆 女主人问新雇来的保姆:“告诉我,姑娘,你喜欢鹦鹉吗?”
    “别担心,太太,我什么都吃,不挑食。”

    特别优待的地位 管家:“华林切利先生,很遗憾,但我得事先说清楚,我同您的夫人不和。”
    华林切利先生:“怎么啦?她要求您太多了吧?”
    管家:“是的,先生。女主人忘记了我随时都有可能离开你们,因此她指挥我像指挥您
    一样。”


    信守合同 一个加布罗沃人在一家银行的门口摆摊卖煮老玉米。他的老玉米十分新鲜,前来买的主
    顾很多,因此不久便积攒下了相当可观一笔财产。他的一个熟人听到这消息后,专门跑来,
    想从他那里借一笔钱去做买卖。
    卖老玉米的当时就回答道:“太对不起了!这事照理不成问题,我的朋友。不过当年我
    开始在这里设摊的时候,便已跟这家银行订下合同:彼此决不搞残酷的商业竞争。也就是
    说,银行不卖煮老玉米,我也决不经营贷款业务。我怎能不信守合同呢?”
    “君子之言”
    “您要向我借2万克朗,施坦因先生,您能给我什么保证呢?”
    “我的保证是君子之言!”
    “好吧,借给您。但是您把那位君子带来我看看!”

    借钱的信 有个小伙子的钱花光了,想写信向他的伯父借。然而,他又想给他的伯父一个好印象,
    于是在信封背面写道:“实际上,我是多么后悔给你写这封信啊!我跟着邮递员后边跑,想
    把这封信追回来。”
    他的伯父在回信中写道:“既然你是这样渴望收回你要钱的信,你一定会高兴地知道我
    根本没有收到它。”

    把上帝也骗了 邻村一个农民向加布罗伏人借债。加布罗伏人同意借给他,但要9分利息。
    “你这简直是掠夺嘛!”农民气愤地说。“也不怕上帝惩罚你!”
    “上帝从天上看,这个9跟6一个样。”

    保 密 约翰:“我求你一件事,你能为我保密吗?”
    大卫:“当然可以。”
    约翰:“近来我手头有些紧,你能借给我一些钱吗?”
    大卫:“不必担心,我就当没有听见。”

    脑袋和口袋 甲:“凡是进入我脑袋里的东西,我绝不会忘记。”
    乙:“两个月前,我借给你50个第纳尔,你怎么忘记了呢!”
    甲:“因为那笔钱没进入我的脑袋,而是进入我的口袋里了。”

    欠一个答复 布克去找他的邻居。
    “基扎克,借我一点钱吧!”
    “多少?”
    “50卢布, http://www.esportoutlet.com/ NFL Game Jersey。”
    邻居沉默了。布克等了很久,最后实在忍耐不住了,于是问道:“您为什么不回答?”
    “很简单:我欠您一个答复比您欠我50个卢布合算多啦!”

    向犹太人借钱 伊万想喝酒,便向村里一个犹太人借一个银币。他们双方商量了条件:伊万明春还债,
    还加倍的钱。在此期间他用斧子作抵押。
    伊万刚要走,犹太人叫住他:“伊万,等一等,我想起一件事。到明春要凑足两个银币
    你是有困难的。你现在先付一半不是更好吗?”
    这话使伊万开了窍,他归还了银币。他走在路上又想了一阵子,然后自言自语地说:
    “怪事,银币没了,斧子没了,我还欠一个银币——那犹太人还满有道理!”

    后悔莫及 “对于考古学家来说,100年不过是极短的一段时间。”“啊!我的上帝!昨天,我刚
    借给一位考古学家2000法郎。”

    欠债人的复信 “尊敬的先生:您来信催还债款一事,使本人甚感抱歉。但我只好通知您:我无法付还
    债款,因为我本人和本人的金钱、财产全都怀疑带有传染病菌。由于这种原因,我在精神病
    院住院治疗的一年期间都是与世隔绝的。因此,当您看完这封信之后,望您立即把它焚毁,
    并用消毒剂把双手洗净,这是为您的安全着想。”

    守信用 负债者:“对不起,我这个月不能还钱。”
    债主:“你上个月也是这么说的。”
    负债者:“是啊!我从不变卦,因为我是守信用的人。”

    杀火鸡 一个主顾的欠款拖得时间太长了,老裁缝决定亲自登门去讨债。当他来到那个主顾家
    时,正赶上那人在宰杀一只肥大的火鸡。
    “丢班先生,”老裁缝开门见山,“您还不还给我那笔欠款呢?”
    “啊,我的朋友,我实在没有钱,请再等一等……”
    “没有钱?那您怎么还宰杀火鸡呢?”
    “您别误会,这是因为我实在拿不出什么东西来喂它……”
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  4. BlogIcon MLB All Star Jersey 2013.02.25 17:25 신고

    OFFSEASON ACTION


    Nothing exposes a franchise floating in the ether quite like an offseason of curiosity and indecision, of maneuvers unmade and ill-fated. To call the Rockies a rudderless ship at this moment would be an insult to rudders. This is a ship with a hole the width of its bow.

    Walt Weiss may turn out to be a perfectly good manager. He is, by many accounts, a good leader, and the Mike Matheny-Robin Ventura double-shot of neophyte success last season emboldened the Rockies to pluck Weiss from his position as a high school coach. The daily grind, the media obligations, the interpersonal relations – he did all that as a player, and having spent seven seasons as a Rockies special assistant, he understands the organization.
    Walt Weiss is managing under a one-year contract with the Rockies. (Getty Images)
    If Weiss is so promising, then, and if he is the man under whom the Rockies expect to crawl out from the rubble of the worst season in franchise history, how can they possibly rationalize offering him a one-year contract? This is not a manager fighting for his job after substandard performance; this is a manager starting a job, and starting a year after the team's starting pitchers put up a collective 5. 81 ERA, a problem the Rockies have addressed with aggression this offseason. And by aggression, we mean they re-signed Jeff Francis, who brought down the rotation's overall numbers with his 5. 58 ERA.

    Otherwise, this Rockies offseason has consisted of some thumb-twiddling, a couple of missed free agents and a trade of potential consequence. When considering whether to trade center fielder Dexter Fowler, coming off his breakout season, the Rockies asked for multiple pitchers in return or a disproportionate return, like Kris Medlen. The Rockies considered going three years on reliever Mike Adams before watching him sign with Philadelphia.


    [More MLB Springboards: No. 30 Astros | No. 29 Marlins | No. 28 Mets]

    In their biggest deal, Colorado gave up Alex White, one of the centerpieces of the mutually awful Ubaldo Jimenez deal, for relief pitcher Wilton Lopez, who was on his way to Philadelphia until doctors looked at his elbow and wondered whether ligaments or mashed potatoes held it together, http://www.esmlbshop.com/ Derek Jeter Jersey. His MRI passed muster for the Rockies, and if indeed he remains healthy, it's a savvy move for general manager … oh, might as well start there when discussing the Rockies' long-term prognosis.

    REALITY CHECK

    Dan O'Dowd is the Rockies' general manager, only he doesn't manage the Rockies. Bill Geivett is the Rockies' senior VP of major league operations, which means he operates the major league team without control over the vital minor league system. The GM-by-committee system, much like the closer-by-committee system, could work if in the right hands. These are not the right hands.

    The Rockies are a humidor full of bad decisions, from not budging on the price of their surplus everyday players to Project 5, 183, O'Dowd's plan aimed at solving the perils of pitching in Denver. That the Rockies commissioned such an endeavor is in and of itself a good thing, and that they considered the merits of a four-man rotation even more so. Limiting those four pitchers to just 75 pitches, however, ultimately proved ineffective. And not just because the four pitchers they happened to use were no good.

    O'Dowd enters his 13th season, and in that time, the Rockies have all of five seasons from pitchers with more than four Wins Above Replacement: Joe Kennedy in 2004, Jason Jennings in '06, Aaron Cook in '08 and Jimenez in '09 and '10. The only teams with fewer such seasons are Pittsburgh, San diego and Baltimore, and, well, you can see the sort of company the Rockies keep.


    [Related: $10 million changes Lance Berkman's mind about DH]


    Carlos Gonzalez led the Rockies in RBIs with 85 last season. (Getty Images) No question: It is difficult to develop pitching in Colorado's thin air. And that's a shame, because – this sounds so 1998 – it's the only thing holding back the Rockies from success. A core of Troy Tulowitzki, Carlos Gonzalez, Fowler and Wilin Rosario is a really, really good place to start. Among Todd Helton, Jordan Pacheco, Chris Nelson and soon-to-arrive prospect Nolan Arenado, they've got a mish-mash of options at first and third base.

    Where Michael Cuddyer and his remaining two years and $21 million fit in here is not abundantly evident. For a team that will score runs, he is surplus value – the sort that, at a reasonable salary for his offensive production, would bring something back in a trade. Still, the Rockies are disinclined to do so, and considering the state of their rotation now – Jhoulys Chacin, the recovering Jorge de la Rosa and Juan Nicasio, Francis and one of the Drew Pomeranz-Tyler Chatwood-Christian Friedrich triumvirate – not trading hitting for pitching is active malice.

    It's not like there's much coming, either. The closest thing the Rockies have to pitching prospects are the low-upside Tyler Anderson and Edwar Cabrera. And if the payroll shearing stays consistent, Tulowitzki and Gonzalez could take up a combined half of the Rockies' budget by 2015. Whether both remain in a Rockies uniform by then is one of far too many questions surrounding a franchise that bumbled its way from the 2007 World Series to the bottom of the sport in half a decade.

    SAVIOR

    Ultimately, the leadership vacuum goes to the top of the franchise, where Rockies owner Dick Monfort allows his business to traipse along as if guided by Apple Maps. Inefficiencies are rife throughout baseball; management structure is not one of those inefficiencies. Organizations are big, unwieldy and best served by one person overseeing them. Perhaps because Monfort has run his family business with his brother Charlie he is warm to the idea of co-CEOs. It will not work in baseball, and the sooner Dick Monfort recognizes that, the sooner the Rockies will come to not wasting Tulowitzki and Gonzalez's prime years.

  5. BlogIcon Manning Limited Jersey 2013.03.21 17:19 신고

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++幽默大全之外国卷
    宗教篇

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    牧 师  神 父  主 教  拉 比  教 徒  算命专家  上 帝
    真 主  天 使  讲 道  洗 礼  教 堂  祈 祷
    礼 拜  圣 经  天主教  安息日  十字架  主持婚礼



    上帝的指示 牧师在家忙着修改礼拜天的讲稿。他的小女儿问他:“爸爸,谁告诉你怎样写讲稿的?”
    “上帝,亲爱的女儿!”
    女儿困惑地问:“那么,你为什么还要涂涂改改呢?”
    牧师答道:“这也是上帝的指示,亲爱的女儿!”

    感 慨 牧师说教讲得唇焦舌干,但教徒捐款却很少。钱币连篮底也没铺满。他转身对教徒们
    说:“教徒们,我刚才走进教堂时,看见广场上停满了漂亮的汽车,曾经自问‘天啊,穷人
    到哪里去了?’现在我看了捐献篮,我奇怪地问‘天啊!有钱人跑到哪里去了?’”

    上帝最完美的杰作 一位能言善道的牧师在教堂内歌颂造物主的伟大。末了,他向在场的信徒们发问:“你
    们有谁敢说天下有哪件事物不是造物主最完美的杰作?”
    牧师静待回音。突然,有位驼背的信徒自教堂的一角缓缓站起来向牧师请教:“依您
    看,我这个驼背怎么样?”
    牧师不假思索地告诉他:“那是我见过驼得最完美的一个背,不论在曲线或造形方面,
    都堪称是上帝最完美的杰作。”

    烦恼到头了 小伙子当恩在街上碰到几个以前给他主持婚礼仪式的牧师。
    当恩问牧师:“在举行婚礼的时候,您不是代表上帝宣布,我和我的妻子的一切烦恼都
    到头了吗?可是我现在正烦恼得很哪!”
    “对!我是这样说过。”牧师不慌不忙地回答,“烦恼有开始的一头,有消失的一头;
    当时我可没说明是到了哪一头。”

    对待剩菜 一个懒惰的厨子,连续几天都把剩菜热一热就端到桌子上。牧师并不作声,坐下就吃。
    厨子很奇怪,问他为什么不先祈祷就吃饭。牧师淡然回答:“桌上的每样菜,我都至少谢过
    两次了。”

    别派牧师来 几年前,美国阿拉斯加一个小镇的牧师去世了。当地成立了一个寻找牧师委员会,委员
    会人人填完了所有的表格,并向纽约城的全国牧师分遣委员会打了不少电话。几个月过去
    了,但没有新牧师到来的任何迹象。最后,愤怒的寻找牧师委员会女主席给牧师分遣委员会
    写了封短信:“别派牧师来,我们发现犯罪更有趣。”
    两星期之内,新牧师就被派到那个小镇上来了。

    你的家也被卷走了 堪萨斯州的一个乡村牧师去英国访问后回到了家乡,刚下火车便在车站碰到了他所属教
    区的一个教民。
    “我们那里出了什么事吗,希拉姆?”牧师问道。
    “先生,不幸极了。一场龙卷风卷走了我的家。”教民回答说。
    “亲爱的,”牧师同情地说,“知道了,但我不感到惊奇。希拉姆,你记得吗,我早就
    警告你,要你注意你的生活方式。
    恶有恶报是谁都无法回避的。”
    “先生,龙卷风把你的家也给卷走了,”希拉姆说。“是吗?”牧师说,“阿门,上帝
    以为我去英国不回家了。”


    比预料要多 神甫起身对自己的教徒们宣布:“今天这里有个人开始跟别人的妻子调情。如果他不把
    5美元放进盘子里,我就从经坛上说出他的名字来。”
    当盘子绕祈祷人群走过一圈并返回到神甫面前时,盘子里出现了19张5美元面额的钞
    票,另外一张2美元附有一张条子:“3美元我明定一定带来。”

    慷慨的教民 教堂里祈祷正要结束,收钱的帽子就落到教民中间。帽子经过了每一位祷告人之后,回
    到神甫那里。神甫把帽子底朝上翻过来,抖一抖,让大家瞧帽子里什么也没有,他眼望天
    空,激情地说道:
    “慈悲的上帝啊!感谢你帮助我从这些教民那里收回帽子。”

    神父的比喻 有人跟一个虚伪且面貌很丑的神父打趣:“你天天赞美上帝,是为了报答他给你创造了
    英俊的面貌吗?”
    “我虽然长得很难看,”神父高傲地说,“然而上帝赐给我的知识,却跟你的头发一样
    多。”
    “真是这样吗?”那人说着,脱下了头上的帽子,“看,我可是个秃子。”

    节日礼物 神父的牙疼了一夜,他一早起来就到医生那里去了。医生给他拔了牙,对他说:“复活
    节就到了,这回拔牙我不收您的钱,您就把我对您的效劳,当做我送给您的节日礼物吧。”
    神父说:“这也好,不过,请您千万不要对别人说起此事!不然的话,教区里其它的人就会
    都不给我送过节礼物,而都来拔我嘴里剩下的牙齿了,那可怎么办!”

    仪式的一部分 主教到非洲的一座教堂参加祝圣仪式。教堂的椅子不够,主教只能坐在一个装肥皂的木
    箱上。仪式开始不久,木箱突然破了,主教跌倒在地,但是教堂内没有一个人笑。
    后来,主教对该教堂的神父说:“你们这里的人真有礼貌。”
    神父回答:“噢,他们还以为是仪式的一部分呢。”

    不与马打官司 一个神父坐马车去参加一个宴会。出城不远,来到一个陡坡边上。他便浑身发抖,急急
    忙忙从车子里钻出来。赶车的觉得奇怪,便问:“神父,您为什么要步行呢?”
    “这马车没有闸呀!”
    “可是,”赶车人有些不太高兴,“您是神父,有上帝和您在一起,您怕什么呢?”
    “噢,你听我说,”神父解释说,“如果这马把车弄翻了,我被摔死,那会怎么样呢?
    当然,到了另一个世界,我自然可以到法庭上控告这匹马,这一定可以胜诉。现在你可能知
    道我为什么爬出来了吧:我呀,是实在不想同一匹马打官司呀!”


    主教的见解 红衣大主教见新来的随从牧师出门总是带着一根打狗棍,便责备地说:“教会人士手里
    拿着棍成何体统!”
    牧师说:“尊敬的主教,我的棍子从不伤人,我是用来防狗的,这个国家的狗太喜欢攻
    击教会人士了。”
    主教说:“我告诉你一个秘诀,你只要对狗念几句福音书,它就不咬人。”
    牧师回答说:“您说得对,阁下,可是万一有的狗不懂拉丁文呢?”

    看谁的知识渊博 在一次宴会上一个主教坐在了一位女士旁边。她想显示一下自己知识的渊博,于是她问
    主教:“主教读过《亲爱的约翰》吗?”
    “没有,确实没读过,”主教说。
    “没读过?这本书从出版到现在近20年了。”
    “女士看过《路加福音》吗?”
    “没有,我没看过。”
    “是吗?真不可思议。这本书是差不多2000年前写的。”

    盟邦的对话 由于美军驻扎在荷兰领土上,这个国家的出生率猛然提高。惊慌不安的居民找民政当局
    和教会,找美军指挥部。但这样做也毫无结果。最后,荷兰主教要求同美军总司令会面。
    “我们请求您在自己的士兵中整顿纪律。”主教声称,“这种状况变得叫人难以忍受。”
    “当然,主教大人,”将军回答说,“可是您还记得《圣经》上是怎么说的?‘去繁殖
    吧’。”
    “话虽如此,可是《圣经》上并没有说:‘繁殖后就走吧’。”


    一百卢布 有个富裕教徒捐款100卢布给拉比(对犹太经师的尊称)用于教区建设。次日,丧葬公
    司派出一个代表来找拉比。他要求把那100卢布用来修理教区公墓,并提醒说,不然的话,
    狗和猪就会跑进公墓,毁了墓地。
    “知道了。”拉比说道,“只是我有一点不明白,狗和猪为何这么快就知道有人捐款
    100卢布了呢?”

    奇 迹 80岁的施梅勒娶了一个年轻的妻子。奇迹出现了:她生了一个孩子。施梅勒满腹狐疑
    地去请教拉比:“拉比,这怎么可能呢?”
    拉比说:“我给你讲一件事:有一个人打着太阳伞在非洲的沙漠中散步,突然来了一头
    狮子!那人赶紧定住神把收起的太阳伞搁在狮子脑袋上喝道:‘呸!’只见狮子应声倒地死
    了。”
    “这怎么可能呢?”
    “那个散步的人背后有个持枪的士兵,他就在那节骨眼上放了一枪。”

    玩 笑 在蒸汽浴室里,一个人看到他前面一个背朝着他的人很像是他的一个朋友。他便想开个
    玩笑,便照着那朋友的屁股狠狠地打了一巴掌。被打的人转过身来——主啊!那原来是拉比!
    “请原谅!我确实没有想到您是拉比!”
    “没关系,孩子!”拉比安慰他说,“您打的那个地方不是拉比!”

    鸡窝里的瘟疫 “拉比,快帮忙!我的鸡窝里闹瘟疫啦!”拉比沉思,随后告诉那人一个办法。那个犹
    太人赶紧回家。
    过了一星期,他又来了,嚷道:“拉比,瘟疫更加厉害了!”
    拉比又沉思,又教给他一个办法。那犹太人赶紧回家。
    几天后,他又来了,抱怨说:“拉比,您第二个办法也不灵!”
    拉比说:“办法我倒有的是,问题在于你还有鸡吗?”

    雨是这样产生的 “拉比,雨是怎么产生的?”
    “告诉你吧,云是像一大块湿海绵那样的东西。一刮风,它们你挤我、我挤你,就像你
    挤海绵那样,于是就出水了。”
    “您有什么证据可以证明云就像您说的那样呢,拉比?”
    “你瞧,不正在下雨吗?”


    不约而同 有个教堂的牧师不得人心。一个礼拜天,他对教徒们宣布:“上帝对我说,他在另一个
    教堂有工作要我去做,所以我马上得走。”一听这话,全体教徒不约而同地站了起来,并齐
    声唱道:“上帝真是我们的好朋友。”

    最大的危险 一个基督徒祈祷道:“神啊,帮助我吧,我如今正面临着一个最大的危险,我的独生儿
    子竟然声称也要成为基督徒。”

    募 捐 牧师正在为他的教堂募捐。他对教徒们说:“上帝已经给了你们许多恩赐。你们应该感
    恩报答才对。所以,凡是今天到会的人,每人都应该捐出他的收入的十分之一。”
    有一个教徒听了感动的得大声说:“十分之一不够,我们每个人都应该捐出二十分之
    一。”

    教 士 教士造好了房子,到市场上去买门。他看到市场上放着一扇门出售,但没有卖主。教士
    背了门就往回跑。过了一会,门的主人赶了上来,叫道:“这是我的门!我的门!喂,你把
    我的门搬到哪里去?”
    教士回头一看,发现有人在追他,他认定那人一定是门的主人,就把门放了下来,竖在
    地上,插上了门闩。门的主人走到门后,打了教士一拳。教士叫道:“真主啊!
    门已关上了,是谁打我,鬼还是精灵?”

    修 女 “当人们觉得必须对我说‘我的主啊’时,他们总是很紧张,”一位爱尔兰主教说。
    “可怜的修女尤其如此。几天前,一位修女给我泡好咖啡后对我说:‘我的天,到底有几个
    主啊?’”

    修道院长 一个新到修道院的修士经常受到其他修士的欺侮,他去找修道院长,向他诉苦。
    院长对他说:“孩子,我们的习惯是忍耐,可当你实在忍无可忍的时候,你为什么还要
    忍耐呢?”

    教堂执事 有个牧师病了,临时请了一位以其没完没了的讲道而闻名的牧师来代替他。当他在讲坛
    上站定,发现包括唱诗班在内的一共只来了10个信徒时,心中颇为恼怒。事后他向那教堂
    执事抱怨说:“来的人实在太少,难道事先没有通知说我要来么?”
    “没有。”那执事回答说,“可能是消息泄露出去了。”


    问题之一 卡罗尔·罗伯茨17岁。她想:“现在该怎么办呢?我想嫁给一个漂亮的小伙子,然后
    生孩子。可是还没有一个漂亮的小伙子向我求过婚。我会不会很快遇见一位,他是不是想娶
    我呢?”
    她和她最好的朋友谈了这个问题,她的好朋友说:“去找算命的吧。说不定她能告诉你
    答案。”
    于是卡罗尔就去找一个算命专家了。算命的对她说:“我可以告诉你两个问题的答案。
    你要付5英镑。”
    卡罗尔很吃惊。她想了一会儿,最后她付了钱。接着她对算命的说:“只回答两个问题
    这是不是太贵了?”“是太贵了,”算命的回答道。“现在你的第二个问题是什么?”

    国王算命 一个残暴的国王找算命专家算命。
    “我哪天死?”他问。
    “在一个节日里。”算命专家很快回答道。
    “你敢这样肯定吗?”
    “当然,”算命专家说,“因为不管你死在哪一天,对人们来说,这天都会是一个节日
    啊。”


    语言大师 甲:“上帝是一位精通各国语言的大师。”
    乙:“何以见得?”
    甲:“你不见各国人士在用不同方言向他祈祷吗?”

    神 灯 一个加布罗沃老太太,为了省钱,很久很久都再没有按规矩往神灯里加橄榄油,而只是
    加些廉价的菜籽油。
    忽然有一天,天降冰雹,把她地里的庄稼全部砸坏了。她认为这场灾祸完全是由于她没
    往神灯里加橄榄油引起了上帝的震怒,于是向上帝祷告说:“啊,主啊,请相信我。这件事
    其实只怪油盐店老板,他必是弄错了油桶,把菜籽油当橄榄油卖给我了。”
    从此以后,她开始总往神灯里添橄榄油。
    却不料没有多久,又一场冰雹把她地里的庄稼毁得颗粒无存。一想到她买橄榄油花掉的
    那许多钱,她简直气得发疯了,忍不住大声叫着:“全能的上帝啊,你也许真是无所不知、
    无所不能。不过看来你分辨真假橄榄油的能力却连一个油盐店老板都不如。”
    自那以后,她便永远只往神灯里加菜籽油了。

    上帝不必花钱 拉比讲了个故事:“从前,一个贫穷的樵夫在森林深处捡到了一个婴儿。他怎样才能养
    活这个婴儿呢?”他祈求上帝。这样,奇迹出现了:樵夫长出了一对乳房,他能给这婴儿喂
    奶了。”
    “拉比,”一位信徒反驳道,“这故事我不喜欢。为什么您要讲诸如一个男人同女人一
    样长乳房之类的稀奇故事呢?上帝是万能的,完全可以把一袋金子搁在小孩身旁,这样樵夫
    就能为其雇奶妈了。”
    拉比想了半天,才断然说道:“不对!如果上帝显显灵,弄个奇迹出来就可以对付此
    事,他何必去花钱呢?”

    怕上帝的老头 在达拉那省有一个特别怕上帝的老头。他是一个非常出色的烧炭工人。一天他正在烧炭
    时,突然想起来有点事情要到镇上去一趟。但是他不能扔下木炭堆不管。不行,那样会引起
    火灾,到那时一切都毁了,但是那个怕上帝的老头又有了这么个想法:
    “我可以把我的木炭堆交给上帝照管。”
    然后他就乘车到莱特维克办他的事情去了。两个小时以后当他又来到木炭堆那里时,果
    真发生了不该发生的事情。炭灰四处飞扬,来自木炭堆的火星和火苗简直像架发动机似的劈
    哩啪啦响成一片。这简直是一场灾难,老头看到这一切时,两腿一软倒在地上,他看着眼前
    发生的一切说:“上帝呀,世界上的绝大部分事情你都能统治和安排,但是你永远不会成为
    一个烧炭工。”

    与牧师的对话 牧师:“你能告诉我上帝在哪里,我给你两块钱奖金。”
    小孩:“要是你能告诉我,上帝绝对不会什么地方出现,我给你4块钱。”

    一个基督徒的心愿 信徒:“万能的上帝啊,一万世纪对您来说是多长呢?”
    上帝:“几乎是一秒钟。”
    信徒:“那么10亿元钱呢?”
    上帝:“不过是一分钱。”
    信徒:“哦,慈悲的上帝啊,那就请您给我一分钱吧。”
    上帝:“过一秒钟。”


    问 天 一个叙利亚农民看见自己田里的庄稼都被暴风刮坏了,不由仰面问天:“真主啊!你叫
    人们不要互相使坏,不要欺侮爱你的人,可你对自己的行为又将如何解释呢?你这样口是心
    非,言行不一,该让谁来惩罚你呢?”

    负担过重 有个阿拉伯人祈祷说:“真主啊,宽恕我这个人吧!”
    于是大伙不满意地说:“真主是大慈大悲的,你应该请求真主宽恕我们大家,这样我们
    大家都好。”
    那个人说:“我不愿意让真主负担过重。”


    大乱天堂 圣诞前,一位牧师在街上散步,看见一家百货公司的橱窗里放了几个曲线玲珑,身穿蝉
    纱睡袍的仙女模特儿。
    他看了又看,叹一口气说:“如果天使真是这个样子,天堂一定大乱。”

    坐在云上 晴朗的天空上的一个角落,两个值勤的小天使在聊天:
    “明天的气象报告怎么样?”
    “明天是多云的天气。”
    “那太好了,我们明天就可以坐在云上,不会脚酸了。”

    天 堂 很有道理的回答
    年轻的传教士为了加强地方居民的宗教基础,来到了遥远的居民点。他特别强烈地反对
    妇女吸烟。
    有一次,他来到南希的小农舍,看见她用自制的烟斗拼命抽烟。
    “南希大婶”,他说,“到另一个世界去的时间不远了。当你走近天堂的大门,请求圣
    徒彼得放你进去时,你想怎么样?
    难道你朝他喷着烟草气味,他会让你进天堂?”
    老妇人从嘴里抽出烟斗,想了想,回答说:“年轻人,没关系,当我去天堂的时候,我
    已经不会出气了。”

    天文教授的希望 有人向天文教授请教他对天堂的看法。他回答:“我毕生研究存在与宇宙的奥秘。有一
    天到了天堂,我会说:‘好了,我认输了,到底是怎么一回事?’到时希望得到答案。”

    天 国 信仰复兴运动者说:“所有愿意到天国去的都站起来!”
    除了一位先生外,大家都站了起来。
    “您不愿意到天国去?”信仰复兴运动者问。
    “当然愿意,但我不喜欢集体旅行。”

    地 狱 丽萨在礼拜天学校(免费学习圣经知识的学校)学习,上课的时候她举手发问道:“如
    果我是个好姑娘,将来一定能到天国吗?”
    “是的,当然能到天国,”负责教他们的老牧师说。
    “我的猫怎么办呢?它能跟我去吗?”
    “不能,我的孩子,猫没有什么灵魂,它不能到天国去。”
    “我院子里的那些牛呢?它们能到天国去吗?”
    “不能,我的孩子,牛也不能到天国去。”
    “这么说来我必须每天到地狱里去取牛奶喽!”

    信 教 从前,有个牧师劝穷人信教。
    他问一个穷人:“你死后愿升天堂,还是愿下地狱?”
    穷人回答说:“唉,看吧!哪边的玉米面便宜,就到哪边去吧!”

    祝 福 一个臭名昭着的扒手来找拉比:“拉比,我请求您为我祝福。”
    “你这无赖!难道要我祝你取得更好的成绩吗?”
    “拉比,我给你50个盾,请求您为我祝福!”
    拒绝这样一笔款子显然是愚蠢的,拉比沉思了一会儿,终于有了主意。他把手举起,祈
    祷道:“假如上帝惩罚某人遭受偷窃的话,但愿上帝通过你来完成他的旨意。”

    求 雨 连日大旱。百姓争相去见拉比,请他祷告求雨。拉比祈祷——果真灵验……
    不料雨下个不停。百姓再度绝望。这回拉比被请出来祷告求天晴。拉比祈祷——徒劳。
    拉比的仆人对失望的人们解释说:“你们必须明白,拉比还非常年轻。求雨,他能做
    到。可是,如何让雨停歇,他还没有学会。”


    穷人的愿望 伊玛目对一群穷人讲道时说:“富人进天堂比骆驼穿针眼还困难。”
    一个听众打断了伊玛目的话,说:“富人能不能进天堂,与我们无关。我们想,要是我
    们走进富人的王国没有什么困难就行了。”

    听 众 乡村教堂的神父发现了一件事:每当他传道的时候,有些听众总是打瞌睡,有的甚至鼾
    声大作;但是,当别的神父应邀来传道的时候,听众连眼睛都不眨一下。有一次,传道完
    毕,他便去问那位刚醒过来的听众是什么原因。那个听众打了个哈欠,伸了伸懒腰说:“原
    因是您传道的时候,我们有把握,敢肯定您讲的都对;但是,当另一个神父来向我们传道的
    时候,我们就不敢有这种想法,不能不盯住他,监视他。”

    事与愿违 牧师讲道,发现听众中有人打呼噜,就决定教训他一番。“你们当中,谁愿意上天堂的
    请站起来。”牧师对大家说。
    除那个睡着的人外,全都应声起立。
    “很好,请各位坐下。”牧师说。
    众人坐下后,牧师继续问:“谁愿意下地狱,请站起来。”
    这时,那个睡觉的人被惊醒了,他茫茫然连忙站了起来。
    众人顿时偷偷发笑。
    “先生,”他睡眼惺忪,左顾右盼,然后问牧师,“干吗只有我和你站着?”

    犹太人游方布道士的讲道 “从前有个大罪人。他死后,人家要埋葬他,但是,土地把他吐了出来。于是,大家决
    定,把他火化,但是,火也不愿跟他打交道。末了,人家用他扔在狗的面前,但是,那群狗
    连碰都不愿碰他!
    “你们可要小心,千万不要落到他那种下场!你们必须虔诚,这样,你们将来才可能躺
    在泥土里面(在犹太德语里,这句话还有一个意思:一贫如洗),火会吞没你们,狗也会吞
    噬你们!”

    在讲演里撒点鼻烟 一个游方布道士在讲道后走到一个听讲者身边,责备他说:“方才您鼾声震天,我使劲
    嚷才勉强盖住您的鼾声。您难道不能闻点鼻烟免得打瞌睡吗?”
    听讲者:“您要是能在您的布道讲演里撒点鼻烟就好了!”


    摆脱纠缠的办法 一个犹太人向拉比请教,他瞎扯了3个钟头,随后问道:
    “拉比,我应该做什么才好?”
    拉比建议他:“你应该去受洗礼(指改信基督教)。”
    那犹太人感到受了侮辱:“拉比!这是什么意思?!”
    拉比:“这样一来,你今后就可以去缠住基督教的神甫而不来缠我了!”

    牧师起名 在一次洗礼会上,牧师把婴儿抱在手里为他祝福,但他忽然忘记了婴儿的名字,想来想
    去还是记不起来,只好悄悄问站在一旁婴儿的父亲。婴儿的父亲指了指婴儿的尿片说:
    “尿片,尿片。”
    “哦,愿上帝赐福于尿片,阿门。”牧师祈祷说。
    从教堂出来,母亲哭出了眼泪,做父亲的也十分不悦,问牧师怎么给孩子起了这么个名
    字。
    “哟,你不是说这孩子叫尿片吗?”牧师问。
    “瞧你,我是告诉你写着孩子名字的布条别在尿片上啦。”

    斋 戒 有一天,一户有钱人家过命名日,来了许多客人,其中有一位是牧师。这些天,恰逢大
    斋戒,牧师照例是不准动腥的。
    主人准备了各种各样的佳肴款待客人,桌子中央摆着的一盘烤乳猪更是油光闪闪,香气
    扑人。东家十分抱歉地对牧师说:“对不起,牧师!乳猪不能吃的话,我给您做点素菜吧!”
    牧师却挽了挽袖子,举手在胸前画了个十字,指着乳猪喃喃地说:“上帝啊,万能的
    主!为了我,您已把这罪恶的小猪变成大白薯,可是凡人俗子毫不察觉,只有我这上帝的仆
    人才心明眼亮,让我把这白薯吃了吧!”说着就心安理得地吃起烤乳猪来。


    上帝居住的地方 父子俩来到举世闻名的科隆大教堂。
    “爸爸,这座又高又带尖顶的房子是什么地方?”
    “这是个大教堂。”
    “什么是教堂?”
    “就是敬爱的上帝居住的地方。”
    “上帝不是住在天上吗?”
    “你说得对。上帝是住在天上。但他要到这里来做生意。”

    避雷针
    一位着名的牧师做完见证后,说:“诸位兄弟姐妹,你们对于信心还有什么怀疑之处
    吗?”
    一名学生举手问道:“为什么我们教堂顶上要装避雷针呢?”

    必要提案 巴黎有一间教堂多年失修,残破不堪了。请来商量的建筑师极力主张重建一间新的,长
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    第二,新堂建成之前,暂用旧堂——一致通过。
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    将军的祈祷 在一次战斗中,为了打退外国军队的侵犯,一位将军这样祈祷着:
    “啊,全能的主啊!如果正义是在我们这一边,请帮助我们赢得这场战争吧!如果敌人
    是非正义的,请宽恕他们的罪过吧!如果您实在不能判定正义在哪一边,交战的那天,就请
    您亲临战地,看看正义究竟在何方!阿门!”
    “别再出价了”
    两个犹太人坐在救生艇上——茫茫大海,不见轮船,不见陆地。
    “亲爱的神,”其中一个祈祷说,“我们若能脱险,我将捐出我的一半财产给慈善事
    业。”
    他们继续划船。入夜了——仍无救援。
    “主啊,”这个犹太人又祈祷说,“你若拯救我们,我将捐出三分之二的财产。”
    次日晨,照旧无一丝希望。
    “主啊,”这个虔诚的犹太人许诺道,“如果你助我们摆脱险境……”
    “住嘴!”另一个犹太人喊道,“你别再出价!看见陆地了!”

    不想进天堂 一位99岁高龄的老人每天这样向上帝祷告:“我是一个罪孽深重的人,我不配进天
    堂,让我留在这儿吧。”

    为猫祈祷 女士:“牧师,我的猫死了,为它祈祷吧。”
    牧师:“不为猫举行葬礼。”
    女士:“葬礼后我奉献两万元给教会。”
    牧师:“原来你的猫也是信徒。”

    暴风雨停息后 扬凯夫买了一匹马。由马市回家的路上,暴风雨大作。马惊了。扬凯夫祈祷说:“亲爱
    的神,如果天气好转,我愿卖掉马,把钱捐给慈善事业。”
    暴风雨停息了……扬凯夫又来到市场,他一手牵着一匹马,一手拎着一只鸡。
    一个农民问他:“是想卖马吗?”
    “是啊,”扬凯夫说,“连鸡一起卖。”
    “两样一起多少钱?”
    “这只鸡50卢布,这匹马50戈比。”

    饭菜质量 牧师:“你们每天都做祷告吗?”
    士兵:“是的。”
    牧师:“什么时候,每顿饭前吗?”
    士兵:“那要看出来的饭菜质量如何了。”

    自告奋勇的神父 有一只船在航行时遇到了风暴,正逐渐地下沉。船长在风暴中大声地问道:“谁会祈
    祷?”
    船上一名神父自告奋勇地回答:“我会。”
    船长说:“那好,你祈祷吧!我们其余的人都套上救生圈,因为正巧差一个救生圈。”

    忏 悔 忏悔者:“我要忏悔:我经常从工地偷拿木料。”
    神父:“你拿了多少?”
    忏悔者:“够给我自己、儿子和两个女儿盖房子的,还准备在湖边盖个小别墅。”
    神父:“罪孽深重啊。我得考虑一个影响大的赎罪苦行。
    你盖过静修所吗?”
    忏悔者:“没有,神父。不过,如果您设计出来,我可以搞到木料。”

    十 诫 修订的《十诫》
    据《圣经·旧约》,耶和华——上帝降临在西奈山,向摩西传授并命他颁布十条诫令。
    大意是:
    1、除耶和华外不可有别的神;2、不可雕刻和跪拜偶像;3、不可妄称耶和华的名字;
    4、当记住安息日为圣日;5、当孝敬父母;6、不可杀人;7、不可奸淫;8、不可偷盗;9、
    不可做伪证陷害人;10、不可贪恋他人的房屋、妻子、仆婢、牛驴及其他一切物品。
    美国神父戛萨拉斯卡·杰普对《十诫》戏作如下修订:
    除了我不要拜任何上帝,
    崇拜多了费用太昂贵。
    不要制作和跪拜偶像,
    再多也会被罗伯特砸掉。
    不要徒劳地把耶和华呼叫,
    要等到有效时才向他祈祷。
    安息日不要做任何工作,
    应去球场看篮球或足球赛。
    要孝敬你的父亲和母亲,
    这样可以减少人寿保险费。
    不要杀人,也不要支持杀人犯,
    同样不要向屠夫付买肉的钱。
    不要吻邻居的妻子,
    除非他也吻你的妻子。

    不要偷盗,因为这样不能 使你生意兴旺,做生意靠欺骗。
    不要作伪证——这很可耻,
    但可以说:“据传事实如此。”

    不要存非份之想去觊觎 你用欺骗或其他手段没得到的东西。

    “十诫”做的瓷烟斗 在饭馆里,约瑟夫叫侍者拿一些瓷烟斗来。侍者拿来几只,可是往桌上放的时候,几乎
    全给打碎了。约瑟夫不禁骂道:“他妈的,这些烟斗准是用基督十诫的材料做成的!”
    别人不解地问:“为什么呢?”
    他回答:“因为它们像十诫一样容易被打破。”

    领带夹在何处 意大利南部的某个教堂里,祭司在逐条诵念十诫时,发现一个信徒忽然用手捂着嘴巴,
    望着天花板出神,数分钟后,又用手拍额头,作出恍然大悟之状。弥撒结束后,祭司特地将
    他叫来问:“做弥撒时,你为什么做出那些奇怪的表情。
    “噢,那是祭司先生您说:‘决不能偷盗’时,我突然想起我的领带夹不见了。可是,
    当您说到‘你决不能奸淫’时,我才想起忘在什么地方。”


    吃不消 年轻的牧师第一次主持礼拜的时候,小教堂里空荡荡地只坐着一位农夫。看见牧师失望
    的样子,农夫善意地说:“当我喂马时,即使只有一匹马前来,我还是会喂它的。”
    牧师听后大受鼓舞,开始做冗长的礼拜仪式。事后他征求农夫的意见,农夫睁开惺忪的
    睡眼,说道:“假如只有一匹马,我就不会用整车的草料来喂它了!”
    “广告太长”
    小女孩初次上教堂做礼拜。
    结束之后,祖父问她喜欢不喜欢做礼拜。
    她说:“音乐很好听,可是广告太长了。”

    谁过生日 晚礼拜最后仪式完毕后,礼拜堂的牧师转过身来,向一群学生问道:“你们中间今天谁
    过生日?”
    一个学生站出来高兴地回答:“今天是我的生日,牧师。”
    “啊,很好,我的孩子,你去把那些蜡烛吹熄吧!”


    要爱你的敌人 某神父谆谆告诫大家不要喝酒,说酒是人之大敌;但他却嗜酒如命,常常喝得烂醉。一
    次,他喝醉了酒被人发现了。“神父,您干吗喝酒呀,您不是说过酒是人类的敌人吗?”
    “是呀,可是你知道《圣经》上是怎么说的?要爱你的敌人呀……”

    恰当的评语 某大学每年将本年度毕业生的合影挂在学生活动大楼内,还在每个班级的镜框旁贴上最
    具有代表性的《圣经》节选来作为说明。
    一次,某毕业班同学问一位教授,《圣经》中哪一章节最能说明本班的情况,“第十一
    章三十五节。”教授回答道。
    同学们急忙翻开《圣经》,找到教授指出的那一节,只见上面写着:“耶稣在哭泣。”


    身体太胖 教会调查非教徒不肯入教的原因,其中有个问题是:你为什么不信天主教?
    有位妇女填好表寄来,她的理由是:“身体太胖,不能飞上天堂。”

    为上帝捐款 一个为天主教募款的女孩,遇上一位老头子,向他说:
    “先生,请你为上帝捐一块钱吧!”
    “小姑娘,你几岁啦?”老头子问。
    “16岁,先生。”
    “好,我已活了70岁,我会比你先见到上帝的,到那时我自己交给他吧。”


    戒 律 犹太教有一条戒律:教徒在安息日不能摸钱。
    两个犹太人在街上走着,其中一个问另一个道:“假如你在安息日看到路边有一个装着
    1000个盾的钱袋,你会拣它吗?”
    “嘘——小声点!”被问者轻声说,“今天可不是安息日——而且——钱袋在哪儿?”

    神干吗待在电车里 父亲对儿子说:“告诉你,我的儿,神无时无处不在。”
    小儿子:“是吗?那末,安息日的电车里也有神在。安息日不是不许乘车的吗?那末,
    神干吗待在电车里呢?”

    在安息日乘车 虔诚派犹太人:“我要给你们讲述我的拉比的奇迹。我们坐在一辆没篷的农民的马车上
    赶路,天上下起瓢泼大雨。众人叫苦不迭。这时拉比伸出手臂——猜猜我下面要讲的是什
    么?马车的左边下雨,马车的右边下雨,偏偏中间,在马车的行驶的道上,不见一滴雨!”
    反虔诚派犹太人:“这同我亲身经历的一位拉比创造的奇迹相比,真是小巫见大巫了。
    我们一起坐在火车上,铁路被风雪所阻。已经是星期五下午了。列车终于开动。这时夜幕降
    临(犹太人的安息日从星期五晚开始。在安息日,不许乘车)。车中的犹太人发出哀号。这
    时拉比伸出手臂,念了一段祷文——你们猜猜我下面要讲的是什么?左边是安息日,右边是
    安息日,火车在中间行驶。”


    两个十字架 牧师:“神圣的十字架,现在是布满全世界了。”
    听者:“这话不错。”
    牧师:“你怎么知道?”
    听者:“我不管旁人,我家就有两个。我开的两间店,都被十字封条封了门了。”

    “挪亚” 有个人妄称自己是“挪亚圣人”,到处游说,有个朋友劝他不要乱说,他不听。
    苏丹知道了,下令杀死他。先把他绑在十字架上,那位朋友走来对他说:“挪亚啊!你
    没有得到方舟,却得到一根桅杆!”

    禁食日 神父在犯人临刑前为他做最后的祷告。他对犯人说:“高兴点吧!因为今天晚上你就要
    和圣母玛丽亚以及基督的门徒们共进晚餐了。”
    犯人回答说:“如果你肯定替我去的话,我将感激不尽,因为今天是我的禁食日。”

    传教资料 有一天,牧师将家里发生的不幸告诉了农夫:“我丧失了全部财产。但最令人苦恼的
    是,我的传教资料被烧得净光。”“这种东西最容易着火,“农夫说:“因为它比任何东西
    都枯燥。”


    吻 正在主持婚礼的牧师,由于两位新人都蓄着长发,他分辨不出新郎新娘,就笑着对他俩
    说:“请你们当中哪一位吻一下新娘吧!”

    婚礼费 婚礼刚刚结束,新郎边从口袋里掏钱边问牧师:“我需要付多少钱?”
    “在这类服务中,我们一般不收费。”牧师回答说,“但是你可以按你妻子的漂亮程度
    付钱。”
    新郎递给牧师一张一美元的钞票。牧师掀起新娘的面纱看了看,然后把手伸进自己的口
    袋里说:“我给你50分的找头。”

    宗教法规 有个犹太教区变得非常富裕,终于连一个大家可为其做点好事的穷人也没有了。但为穷
    人做好事是宗教法规之一,人们于是从外地请来一个乞丐。这个乞丐在此地住久了,渐渐变
    得目中无人,以致人们不得不提醒他:他应该谦虚一点。可他却威胁道:“我明天就回故乡
    去,看你们还能为谁做好事!”

    世界末日 牧师在描述“世界末日”的时候,喊道:“那时候会打雷闪电,火焰从天而降,海水涨
    溢,洪水泛滥,地裂山崩。”
    正当他说得口沫横飞,眼睛闪闪生光时,一个小孩问道:
    “那时学校会放假吗?”

    末日审判 “帕特里克,寡妇梅洛尼向我控告,你把她最好的小猪崽偷走了。这是真的吗?”
    “是的,神甫大人。”
    “你偷去干吗?”
    “宰了,吃了,神甫大人。”
    “啊!帕特里克,等你到了末日审判那一天,遇见寡妇和猪崽的时候,怎样替自己辩
    护?”
    “神甫大人,您说,猪崽会在那里吗?”
    “当然会。”
    “神甫大人,那么我就对寡妇说:这就是您的猪崽!”
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    Meanwhile, Griffin has shown a ton of improvement compared to a season ago in a way that makes it seem he's taking the necessary steps to really become a much better player in the coming seasons, and it's starting this season.

    Pretending he doesn't have a post-game is a part of the past. Few players have as strong a drop-step, and his hook shot is becoming a piece of beauty.

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    Going further, Griffin is the perfect example of a guy who needs to be in the All-Star Game, if only because his game is so entertaining.

    If we're talking about a guy who can contribute to a team, become an unquestioned leader and is just a stellar basketball player overall, then Duncan deserves to have the start.

    However, this is an All-Star Game. These two players have had very different, yet similar seasons. Both have played a huge part in the success of a very good basketball team, and both have their strengths and weaknesses at this point in their career.

    I'm more impressed with what Duncan is doing, but an All-Star Game isn't some sort of lifetime achievement award; it's a goofy-midseason game meant to be entertaining.

    Based off that definition of the game, Griffin is your All-Star Starter, as he should be. He's not only the fan choice, but he's got a game that lends itself to these situations.

    The fans are voting for the guy they most want to see, and that's what the All-Star Game is. Griffin has played good enough for people to withhold their outrage when he is inevitably starting over Duncan, so it shouldn't be too much of a big deal.

    However, if we want to get into a debate over who is more deserving of an All-NBA First Team selection, then the choice is definitely Duncan.



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찍었다..



  1. BlogIcon 폼홀릭 2010.06.06 18:04 신고

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  2. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.06.06 15:36 신고

    ....멋....멋지다...


 축구 선수들은 골을 넣은 다음 멋진 세레머니를 보여 줍니다.
 하지만 간혹 외국의 경우에는 착각을 할 때도 있나 봅니다.

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 잘 보시면 골을 넣은 선수가 너무 흥분한 나머지 관중석 쪽으로 달려가서 난간에 매달립니다. 아마 포옹을 해달라는 의미로 달려간 모양인데요. 자세히 보시면 호응해 주는 관중이 거의 없죠.. 그렇습니다. 상대편 관중석으로 달려간 것입니다.

축구 싸대기

싸대기 맞는 장면


 잘 보고 가야죠. 외국, 특히 유럽은 축구에 너무나도 열정적인 나머지 이런 충돌이 자주 일어나는 걸로 알고 있습니다. 맨유를 무척이나 싫어하시는 할머니나

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 관중석에 물병을 집어 던진 "호세 파울로 게레로" 선수등이 있습니다. 스포츠라는게 과열되기도 해서 감정이 섞이는 경우가 많이 있습니다만,




 맞은 선수는 어떨지 모르겠지만 보는 사람은 그냥 웃지요 ㅋㅋ. 앞으로 멋진 세레모니 하려면 관중석 위치도 잘 파악하고 있어야 겠네요. 괜히 또 이상한데 가서 귀싸대기 한대 맞지 말아야 하니까요..


  1. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.04.22 08:40 신고

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  2. BlogIcon spk 2010.04.28 19:47 신고

    동영상을 보고 깜짝 놀랐습니다.
    승부의 세계... 정말 살벌한데요.
    아무리 상대팀이라 하더라도 싸대기라니...
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    Their football profession finished from 315 at-bats having a. 229/. 354/. 356 collection as well as 5 house operates. Regarding last year, carrying out a move in order to Wisconsin which energized their university soccer profession, Wilson informed the actual Rockies he or she had been quitting football in order to go after soccer full-time as well as paid back a part of their $250, 000 reward. This saddened Matthews. All the stuff that Wilson's Seahawks teammates rave – the actual management, poise as well as intangibles essential to conquer the actual bodily drawbacks – have there been within football too. Wilson might appear towards the sports event from 10 the. michael. to operate upon bunting. He or she requested additional floor golf balls within the playing baseball crate. He or she turned up days earlier in order to springtime instruction following the mill of the soccer period in order to acclimate themself to football.


    Russell Wilson performed 3 period associated with collegiate golf ball from D. D. Condition. (Raleigh News&Observer) He or she wasn't likely to end up being an additional Bob Iannetta or even Shaun Baker or even Cory Sullivan, just about all gamers Matthews authorized. Neither might he or she end up being Wayne Paxton or even Builder Williams or even Eddie Rosario, just about all fourth-round recommendations this year along with great probabilities to create the actual main leagues. And never Deion or even Bo or even definitely Came Henson, the actual quarterback that beaten up within football as well as soccer.

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 쉬는 겸 해서 재미있는 야구캡쳐 하나 올려드리겠습니다.


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 2번 선수까지 합성..




ㅋㅋㅋ 아예 날아가는군요 ㅋㅋ

 상상력 하나는 정말 끝내줍니다.. ㅋㅋㅋ



  1. BlogIcon 불탄 2010.04.07 23:17 신고

    헉... 꼬마낙타님의 방문자수에 변화가 보이네요.
    항상 잔물결이셨는데 이젠 파동을 치고 있어요. 신기합니다. 하하 !!!~~~~


어? 얘가 아닌데...

누.. 누가 하이파이브 좀~~



손이 민망해지는 장면의 대명사는..






  1. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.02.26 08:55 신고

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  2. BlogIcon 오러 2010.02.26 10:29 신고

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  3. BlogIcon 비바리 2010.02.26 11:36 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

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  5. BlogIcon 나인식스 2010.02.26 14:18 신고

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  6. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.02.26 16:48 신고

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  11. BlogIcon spk 2010.03.01 11:10 신고

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  12. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.03.01 22:17 신고

    이문세 언제쩍이얌??
    요즘 다시 활동하시나.ㅋ;;


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    그때 닮은거같아서 인터넷 쳐보니깐 저랑 생각같으신분이 많더라구요...
    그런데 이렇게 기사화되니깐 괜히 난리부리는것같네요.. ㅋㅋ
    인터넷에서 닮았단 소리 있어서 그거가지고 홍보하는걸 수도 있지만
    전 솔직히 예전부터 닮았다고 생각했고, 그당시에도 저랑 생각 같으신분들 많았구요...

  3. a 2010.08.21 08:50 신고

    감싸지마 님, 태연이 이미지가 좋았나요?
    어익후, 금시초문입니다만, 라디오 구설수는 어디다 흘려먹었데요?
    전 아직도 생생하게 들리네요ㄲㄲ 아주 신선한 충격이었죠ㄲㄲ
    이지혜, 인기 많았을 당시 태연은 저리가라 였습니다.
    소시빠들, 대선배 닮았다는 게 뭐 그리 억울한 일이라고ㄲㄲ

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    Brian Kelly has always been successful. And Brian Kelly has always been a climber.

    That the NFL was on the horizon should surprise no one. Until word broke Wednesday with ESPN saying Kelly has met with the Philadelphia Eagles and there is mutual interest, the horizon still seemed off in the distance.
    Brian Kelly has reportedly interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles. (USA Today)
    The interview, according to the NFL Network, took place Tuesday, just hours after the Irish's 42-14 BCS title game loss to Alabama, a disappointment that only slightly diminished a dream season. Kelly is now said to be out of the country for a brief vacation, an entirely separate bizarre turn. Notre Dame declined to comment on the reports.

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    Still, this would be a leap of faith. Kelly played ball at little Assumption College in Massachusetts, and after a brief stint in political organization he worked his way up slowly through the college coaching ranks. His time at even the highest level of college football is limited – three years at ND and three years at UC, if you consider the Big East that.

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    The Eagles are searching for a replacement for head coach Andy Reid. (AP) He returns a star-studded team, including most of the vaunted defensive line, freshman quarterback Everett Golson and plenty of skill players. Manti Te'o has graduated, but there is plenty of young talent there.

    And more is coming. Kelly is sitting on the current No. 1 ranked recruiting class according to rivals.com, a group flush with the kind of athletes from across the country that Notre Dame knows it needs if it wants to come back and beat an Alabama some day.

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    Yet just days after brushing aside, but not burying, interest in the NFL, he's reportedly looking at the opportunity to take on another enormous challenge, at the game's highest level.

    For Notre Dame this is a gut-punch. The Irish have suffered through nearly two decades of poor to average coaches while a perception was built that the school could never again be nationally relevant due to strict academics, location, a lack of conference affiliation and a host of other items.

    Then when Notre Dame finally gets a capable coach who quickly proves none of that is true, who restores a measure of glory and has the program primed for even more, it might lose him?

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    [Yahoo! Sports Radio: Texans' Owen Daniels on rematch in New England]

    The thing is that Kelly was already going to get paid. He was already in the perfect position. He restored Notre Dame, bringing joy to one of the wealthiest alumni bases in major college football. He'd earned his raise.

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    Brian Kelly has always been successful. And Brian Kelly has always been a climber.

    That the NFL was on the horizon should surprise no one. Until word broke Wednesday with ESPN saying Kelly has met with the Philadelphia Eagles and there is mutual interest, the horizon still seemed off in the distance.
    Brian Kelly has reportedly interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles. (USA Today)
    The interview, according to the NFL Network, took place Tuesday, just hours after the Irish's 42-14 BCS title game loss to Alabama, a disappointment that only slightly diminished a dream season. Kelly is now said to be out of the country for a brief vacation, an entirely separate bizarre turn. Notre Dame declined to comment on the reports.

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    Still, this would be a leap of faith. Kelly played ball at little Assumption College in Massachusetts, and after a brief stint in political organization he worked his way up slowly through the college coaching ranks. His time at even the highest level of college football is limited – three years at ND and three years at UC, if you consider the Big East that.

    [Related: Manti Te'o's draft stock in doubt after tough BCS title game ]

    At 51 he would arrive as a newcomer to the league, yet lacking the reputation as an offensive savant like Oregon's Chip Kelly, whom the Eagles, among others, also pursued.

    This would be, for Philly, a gamble.

    It would be, for Brian Kelly, a stunning departure also.


    Again, only the most devout Irish fan could believe that Kelly was going to stay forever in South Bend. In truth, the national demands of the job, from recruiting to alumni responsibilities, tend to wear everyone out. Lou Holtz, the last ND coach who wasn't asked to leave, said he was so exhausted after 11 seasons he thought he was too tired to coach anymore. After a brief rest, he realized he was just too tired to coach Notre Dame, so he took the South Carolina job.

    [Related: Robert Griffin III, other NFL players likely fearful of 'Jay Cutler' treatment]

    Kelly is only in his third season, one in which the Irish arrived in national contention ahead of schedule. This would seem to be the time for Kelly to enjoy the fruits of his labor, to ride the momentum and see exactly what this program can do. He's always been pushing for the next job. Now here was a job he could dig in and see what was possible.

    No, the blowout loss to 'Bama wasn't fun, but no one thought the Irish would get to the title game this year, and no one thinks it's their last crack. The Irish, as long as Kelly was around, were back.


    The Eagles are searching for a replacement for head coach Andy Reid. (AP) He returns a star-studded team, including most of the vaunted defensive line, freshman quarterback Everett Golson and plenty of skill players. Manti Te'o has graduated, but there is plenty of young talent there.

    And more is coming. Kelly is sitting on the current No. 1 ranked recruiting class according to rivals.com, a group flush with the kind of athletes from across the country that Notre Dame knows it needs if it wants to come back and beat an Alabama some day.

    "Winning, " Kelly said earlier this year, "sure does help. "

    Yet just days after brushing aside, but not burying, interest in the NFL, he's reportedly looking at the opportunity to take on another enormous challenge, at the game's highest level.

    For Notre Dame this is a gut-punch. The Irish have suffered through nearly two decades of poor to average coaches while a perception was built that the school could never again be nationally relevant due to strict academics, location, a lack of conference affiliation and a host of other items.

    Then when Notre Dame finally gets a capable coach who quickly proves none of that is true, who restores a measure of glory and has the program primed for even more, it might lose him?

    That quickly? And to the Eagles?

    You could argue this is a classic power play to use NFL interest – real or rumored – into a lucrative contract extension. Notre Dame is the king of those sucker jobs, having once handed Charlie Weis a ten-year deal just because gossip spread that an NFL team might want to talk to him at the end of the season.


    [Yahoo! Sports Radio: Texans' Owen Daniels on rematch in New England]

    The thing is that Kelly was already going to get paid. He was already in the perfect position. He restored Notre Dame, bringing joy to one of the wealthiest alumni bases in major college football. He'd earned his raise.

    No, the interest in the NFL is real. It's always been real, the ultimate spot for an upwardly mobile coach.

    Brian Kelly has always won. Brian Kelly has always climbed.

    In a nervous South Bend, with no obvious big-name, proven successor (defensive coordinator Bob Diaco? )#) standing by, everyone waits to see if the jump comes sooner, far sooner, than they ever imagined.

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    双色球2011115期开奖号码为:07 08 09 12 17 33+16。红球号码奇偶比4:2;大小比2:4;和值86, http://www.baijiale077.com/ 至尊百家乐;跨度26;按照三区间分类,开出3:2:1的区间比。本期奇偶比开出4:2的比值,这是该比值在遗漏13期后再次开出。近期奇偶数走势较为平稳,下期需要关注奇偶比为3:3的比值,该比值的平均遗漏周期为1.8期,而目前已经有2期没有开出,近期开出的几率较大,可重点防范。大小比方面,本期开出2:4的比值,近10期大数开出28枚,小数开出32枚,本期小数多出,下期要关注大数走强,重点关注大小比为4:2的比值开出,该比值目前遗漏5期,其平均遗漏周期为3.1期,开出希望较大。一龙头号码遗漏8期 需重防本期龙头开出07,属奇数,这是奇数龙头在10期内第5次开出。近10期内奇偶数走势较为平稳,本期开出奇数龙头,下期要关注偶数龙头反弹,重点关注02 04,02在近10期内开出了2次,均以龙头号码开出,04在近10期内开出1次,同样是以龙头号码开出,目前该号码遗漏了8期,下期可作为防范重点;凤尾开出33,属奇数,这是奇数凤尾在10期内第7次开出,下期要关注偶数凤尾回补,重点关注28 30 32,28在近10期内开出了1次,目前遗漏5期,30在近10期内开出1次,目前遗漏1期,近期可防其回补,32在10期内开出了3次,其中有2期以凤尾号码开出,下期可防其再次开出。16-26范围连号近20期仅开出1期本期开出三连号07 08 09号码组合。近10期中,有7期开出连号,连号形态开出率高达70%。而在这7期开出的8组连号形态中,一、二、三区开出的连号分别为3、3、2注。一区连号遗漏1期后再次强势回补。值得重点注意的是,连号组合一直是中大号码强势。近20期,16-26号码范围仅仅开出1期。近期小连号接连爆发,所以下期需关注大数连号回补,16-26范围尤其需重点关注。重码形态开出率曾高达100% 必将爆发本期重码形态隐身。重码一直是双色球的重要形态,在11096-11106期每期都有开出,开出率达到惊人的100%。但近10期仅开出5次,该冷落走势后必然迎来爆发。在这里必须提醒大家的是,在近50期开出的重码形态中,最长遗漏不过2期。近10期内,一、二、三区开出的重码分别为2、2、4枚。目前二区重码已经遗漏7期,需重点关注。大家下期可关注12 17两枚号码中再次下落一枚。号码走势方面,本期开出的红球以冷热号组合为主,其中07是在遗漏14期后开出,08是在遗漏19期后开出,同属冷码;热码方面,09 12 17在近10期内各开出了3次,33在近10期内开出了5次。近期奖号依然以热码为主,所以大家在选择号码时,可多关注近10期内开出次数在1-2次的号码,选择好心水号进行投注。另外,目前遗漏10期以上的号码仍有3枚,下期可防开出1-2枚,在这里把遗漏10期以上的号码罗列出来,方便大家参考。遗漏10期以上的号码有13 19 31。本期开出蓝球号码16,属1路大数蓝球。在近10期中,大数蓝球开出8期,小数蓝球仅开出了2期。下期看好小数蓝球反弹,重点关注02 04 05,同时防10 11大数蓝球开出。从号码遗漏走势上分析,本期的16是遗漏17期后开出。在近10期开出的蓝球号码中,遗漏15期以上号码只有3个,遗漏15期以内号码有7个。预计下期热码有望走强,重点关注遗漏期数在15期以内的蓝球。

  9. BlogIcon Pandora Bracelet 2013.03.27 20:45 신고

    The 10 Most Popular Android Market Applications
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  10. BlogIcon 花痴 2013.09.14 16:07 신고

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무법자... 세상에 무서울게 없는 그들.. ㅎㅎ

하지만 이제 개학.. ㅋㅋ



  1. BlogIcon HyunJun 2010.02.08 00:13 신고

    이제 PC방에 자리가 많겠군.ㅋ.

  2. BlogIcon mami5 2010.02.08 10:50 신고

    이제 집안이 좀 조용할러나~~ㅋ

  3. BlogIcon 커피믹스 2010.02.08 12:28 신고

    ㅍㅎㅎㅎ
    웃겨요

  4. BlogIcon hwangdo 2010.02.18 11:36 신고

    웃기기도 하지만.. 한편으로 씁쓸하네요... 순진하고 귀엽기만한 초등학생이 아니니깐요...

  5. 헤헷 2010.04.15 06:07 신고

    에휴,,, 무섭네요 ㅎㅎ
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    1:天鹅飞去鸟不归,怀念昔日空费心,云开月下双匕影,水流几处又相逢,日落月出人倚月,单身贵族尔相随。(我不能没有你)

    2:天鹅飞去鸟不归,良字无头双人配;受字中间多两笔(双木非林心相连),人尔结合就是自己。(我很爱你)

    3:青山寺上一丛竹,天鹅还在鸟已去。前尘往事以成空,白云心中多条虹。心中有情藏不住,站在高处看远方。称断人和有谁知。 (等我亲自说爱你)

    4:天鹅湖边鸟飞绝,白天相约解相思,唯忘只得我关心,双点齐把国玉移,无奈如何人归去,宝玉不见于谷外,双思只在内心旁,单身贵族尔相连。(我的心只可容纳你)

    5:天鹅飞去鸟不归,回峰山中我独醉。良辰(晨)美景斜眼看,孤独寂寞深深埋。日夜花草为依伴,青春虚度苦不堪。此番招罪为哪般,有朝一日兄台来。(我仍朝思暮想着你/我一直在深爱着你/我峨嵋派弃暗投明 )

    6:天鹅一出鸟不见,一月有别心想你,一个人在把心牵,单身贵族已相连,双匕割月旁边站,树木靠土冲天跃,水流几处又落天,月里嫦娥口最甜。(我不能没有你杜鹃)

    7:天鹅飞去鸟未归,两木相连心相连,日去东海月归西,春季秋东是四季,良字无头死紧迫,您若无缘各自飞,丝线一家十一口,女氏出门何日归。(我想明年和你结婚)

    8:情到浓时人憔悴,爱到深处心不悔,念你忘你都不对,宁愿伤心自己悲。不怨苍天不怨谁,人生不如梦一回, 惯看花开花又谢,却怕缘起缘又灭。(青梅竹马两小无猜/痴情错负命运多变)

    9:心死两相依,知己所言真,人在尔旁站,饥饿去无食,故人想永共,还来还要走,至死都相遇。(忘记你我做不到)

    10:星星不见太阳光,永眠长逝莫悲伤,虚空极尽莫能计,每在心旁总情长,人随水去泪汪汪,心力点点酒苍茫,还记十月相倚伴,谁人犹在我他旁。(生死无悔全为有你)

    11:日出美丽立取上,残月屋下友情长,无奈您却无心往,白水一勺表衷肠,春雨绵绵别三笑,但已人去走下场,嫦娥无女不寻常。(最爱你的人是我)

    12:一人尔旁站,橘红无丝织,无山登峨嵋,椰子亦能语,深藏不见底,白芍本非草,寒冬病缠身。(你是我心中的疼)

    13:牛靠和尚屋,两人抬一木,两木不成林,水中鸳鸯成双对,一心两意记念谁,丝线穿针十一口,女氏还在日上游。(特来相亲想结婚)

    14:情到浓时心憔悴,爱到深处心不悔,念你忘你都不对,宁愿伤心自己背。(青梅竹马)

    15:树撑天枝难觅,怀抱可怜却无心,赵国有妃不是女,鹅血满天鸟难得,远去不想囊羞涩,受尽苦难又换友,无奈心中只有你。(对不起我不爱你)

    16:飞蛾扑火虫已逝,学友无子留撇须,偶尔留得一人在,三言并没有两语,牛仔过河搭木筏,仕别三日在这里,原来这字在界前。(我爱你一生一世)

    17:接受又离只作友,情人无心土月勾,竹已孤竹单思苦,从也单从独自愁,如需闭口一了伴,谁人无言又同游。 (爱一个人好难)

    18:寒山寺上一棵竹,不能做称有人用,此言非虚能兑现,只要有情雨下显,天鹅一出鸟不见。 (等你说爱我)

    19:淮海又见水退时,双人换走阻碍石,月顶右手不见口,青年男女树心旁,世上何物最懂爱。 (难得有情人)

    20:孝子要习文,鹅边鸟飞去,饶人必无心,河干人独立,还来还要走,相思只一心,好女愿他旁。(叫我如何不想她)

    21:木目跨于心,古人做反文,小和尚光头,凄惨无泪水。(想做你妻)

    22:鸟飞鹅跳,月上中梢,目上朱砂,已异非巳,勺旁傍白,万事开头,工戈不全,雨下挚友,称断人和。(我用自己的方式爱你)

    23:悔意无心空对,大哥头上有条,接受不离只作,单身贵族尔相,朝夕相对盼夕,情人别离影孤单,二人想逢在此处。(每天爱你多一些)

    24:友情雨下永相拌,人情相遇有艾时,大雁南飞非人字,方知缘了应无点,除夕过后是何天?(爱你一万年)

    25:竹林上下一寒寺,他儒我僧少一仙,风中一人丘上立,矢口否认想成仙,尔等一人身旁站,百驹过隙空长叹,低头不语连疾走,遍山找寻头顶冠。(你知道我在等你吗)

    26:日长夜短愁几许,高处无口几人来,一人游弋芳草地,十士脚长披蓑衣,天鹅展翅鸟已飞,白勺烹酒无意义,空余一钩三点雨。(月亮代表我的心)

    27:古树遮天枝难见,怀内无心甚可怜,赵国有妃不是女,鹅毛轻飘鸟不见,受尽苦难又挽有,自称有人伴君旁。接受又离又做友,情人无心土月勾,竹已孤竹单思苦,从也不从独自愁,如须闭口一了伴,谁人无语又同游。 (对不起我爱你,爱一个人好难)

    28:何水无鱼?何山无石?何人无父?何女无夫?何树无枝?何城无市?
    (源于释迦凡尘语录,名曰劝修经,南水无鱼?无山无石?阿人无父?弥女无夫?陀树无枝?佛城无市?六字乃南无阿弥陀佛,后列为语咒。释迦行于尘,无日,无食,不眠,不休,受想行识亦复如是,是诸法空相:南无阿弥陀佛。 )

    29:有花无月恨茫茫,有月无花恨转长,花美似人临月镜,月明如水照花香, 扶筇月下寻花步,携酒花前带月尝,如此花好如此月,莫将花月作寻常 (唐伯虎《花月吟》,不是谜语,有解释为“花前月下对酒当歌”和“受不了你们这些人”两种说法)

    30:天鹅飞来鸟不归,回峰山中我独醉,良晨美景斜眼看,孤独寂寞深深埋,日夜花草为依伴,青春虚度苦不堪,此番招罪为哪般,有朝一日兄台来(无解,有“我中六合彩瞎掰的”,“我一直在深爱着你”,“我仍朝思暮想着你”等几种说法)

    31:相思的泪打湿无眼的枕,相爱的情折磨失意的魂;相恋的人徘徊离别的街,相牵的人感受分离的苦(无解,非谜)

    32:为情所困难潇洒,红尘如烟我太傻,恩怨真假美丽神话,春夏秋冬为情感化。闭上嘴巴沉默不华,甩掉墨镜让泪落(无解,非谜)

    33:春雨季,梧桐树上结丝绸;夏日凉,两人阵中称英雄;秋风起,鸿雁传音数千里;冬雪飘,美女为何露半腰(绝对重要)

    34:木目跨于心,古人做反文,小和尚光头,凄惨无泪水(想做你妻)

    35:树儿睁开眼,小子屋下眠,良心缺一点,日落残兔边(相见恨晚)

    36:鸟飞鹅跳,月上中梢,目上朱砂,已异非巳,勺旁傍白,万事开头,工戈不全,雨下挚友,称断人和(我用自己的方式爱你)

    37:古树撑天枝难觅,怀抱可怜却无心,赵国有妃不是女,鹅毛轻飘鸟不见,远去不想囊羞涩,受尽苦难又换友, http://www.nbabgstore.com/ Spurs Boris Diaw home Jersey,自称有人伴君旁(对不起我还爱你)

    38:原本有心花不开,偶尔有人来相伴,悔时无心已有泪,吞下口去悄无声,来者耳边轻轻诉,缺少左边心相印,东风带走一二点(愿你每天都快乐)

    39:两难全,二尤泪流;梅依旧,移木有心。不羁去,挥鞭策马;友朋离,乃共婵娟。(无悔四月)

    40:树有心眼,西下美女,手扶下巴,人在尔旁,心死相依,言及自己,十件家具,白色勺子,子女双全,又住一起。(想要把你忘记真的好难)

    41:狼无良心在青山,山山相叠真壮观,有米一斗头上顶,下人抬头日为天,百日去一剩九九,知在里来病在边(猜出来是白痴)

    42:日长夜短愁几许,高处无口几人来,一人游弋芳草地,十土脚下披衣裳,天鹅展翅鸟不回,白刀纯酒无意义,空儿一钩三点雨(月亮代表我的心)

    43:我心载着你,不上你的船,已在不言中,双人日下行,燕子离鹅去,马口解猜疑(您还记得我吗)

    44:原本有心爱相随,付出寸心有尔时,二人无缘难相配,牛过独木是人为,无言难平情缘事,宝玉只为女人醉(愿你一生平安)

    45:二人同游一人还,水天相隔望佳人,映月荷花不露角,夕阳西下赴明月,海底捞针苦苦寻,卧虎藏龙方十里,名花无主迟迟早(天涯何处无芳草)

    46:牛撞和尚屋,两人抬一木,两木不成林,月下弯又曲,东南西北路遥遥,八仙过海坐把刀,一男一女并排站,两颗青竹比天高(特


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  1. BlogIcon 알통 2010.02.03 10:19 신고

    끄응... 두번째 사진 압권입니다 ㅋㅋ

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    순간의 포착 사진이 환상적입니다
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    부산이나 월미도에서 유람선 타면 이런 모습을 볼 수있는데...
    갈매기가 너무나 사납더라고요.
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    | represent popular stocks lurking in the small-cap stocks fell Qi died |

    | after 2013 months after the December, Bi Kong type rise, active market sentiment almost red peak.Although the new year's first trading day, the market experienced a serious concussion received red, but "good" cannot cover the structural differentiation of the market: the small blue-chip stocks rose, and some hot stock.In general, an auspicious start to the year or appearance, 2013 December Bikong type up or in the rest period, investors should not be too radical.|

    | financial and real estate new year celebration "offbeat opener" |

    | following this Monday prev rose after 39, forced air atmosphere further upgrade; in the 2013 trading days, with the holidays overseas market Puzhang, opened sharply higher, almost Bikong atmosphere deduce acme, while the Shanghai composite index gained a good start, but because of the low index of the opening, the K line is green, the Shanghai composite index in the new year "good" is to be more in name than in reality too.Closes up to this Friday, the Shanghai composite index is reported at 2277.99, the week up 93.79 points, 1.97% weeks; Shen Chengzhi closed at 9097.07 points, the entire week up 79.08 points, 0.77% weeks; the gem index for the entire week the market fell 0.33%, small and medium-sized plate composite week rose only 0.07%.|

    | market in Shanghai strong deep weak pattern significantly.From the industry point of view, this week in Shanghai the industry millions of 23 index of only three index beyond the SSE Composite Index rose 1.97% over the same period, financial services, real estate and black metal index, were obtained for 2 trading days, a total of 3.73%, 2.97% and 2.70%; as many as 7 industrial index is a market decline, Shen million biological medicine, information equipment, agriculture, light industry, electronics, textile and garment, food & Beverage throughout the week are in decline around 1%.|

    | also is to say, in the index surface Bikong background, appeared, Friday panel function also proved this point.Shen million 23 industrial index, only 9 industry index rose slightly, black metal, financial services, real estate, trade and the non-ferrous metal, http://www.newairjordans2013.us New Jordans 2013, or about 1%; while the remaining 18 industry market index, Shen million information equipment, pharmaceutical and food throughout the day and drops the biggest index, respectively 1.92%, 1.83% and 1.98%.From the stock, in the forefront of the Shanghai and Shenzhen to reduce the white horse shares this year,,,, and all were substantially approximately 7%, indicating that the market warms up ceaselessly high mood, adjustment or triggered at any moment.|

    | "good" or representative in January

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  1. BlogIcon 불탄 2010.02.02 18:10 신고

    하하... 진짜 재밌는 카툰이네요.


 인터넷 유머 게시판에 이런 글이 올라왔습니다. 두대의 자동차가 마치 서로 양보하듯이 밑의 사진과 같이 주차를 해 놓은 모습이죠.

해당 게시물 바로가기.. [님 편하게 주차~~^.^]
 

 문제의 시작은 오른쪽 자동차였습니다. 뭔가 이상하죠? 그렇습니다. 사진상으로보면 오른쪽 차의 운전석 문이 벽에 막혀 있는 것 처럼 보이죠. ( 물론 자세히 보면 기둥뒤에 공간 있는게 보입니다만.. )


 전설의 시작입니다.. 오른쪽 차가 내리기 힘들겠다는 말을 합니다.. 하지만 기둥뒤에 공간있다는 댓글을 답니다. 주욱 감상하시기 바랍니다.. ㅋㅋ




 
 그리고 이 게시물은 성지가 되었습니다. ㅋㅋ 지금도 많은 사람들이 성지 순례를 오고 있구요.. 그리고 "기둥뒤에 공간있다."를 종결 시킨 한 UCC...





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    아... 혼자 미친듯이 웃으면서 끝까지 읽고 있으니 주변에서 이상하게 보네요.
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  4. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.01.29 14:13 신고

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    꼭! 블로그를 돌아다니면서 내용은 읽지도 않고 댓글만 다는 사람들을 꼬집는것 같았어요 ㅎㅎ
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    司机:“灵柩车。”

    如果真的出了车祸 老太太要乘出租汽车。
    “司机,”她说,“我想让你送我去车站。”
    “好吧,太太。”司机说。
    “你得开慢点,小心点儿,警察不放下手,请不要走;路面水多,不要急转弯。”
    司机生气了:“好吧,太太,可是如果我们真出了车祸,你想进哪个医院呢?”

    小小误会 一位旅客乘一辆出租汽车出游。半路上他轻拍司机肩膀想问点事,司机吓得“哇——”
    地叫了起来。
    “喔,对不起,”旅客抱歉地说道,“没想到会吓了你……”
    “没关系,小小的误会,”司机答道,“我一向是开灵柩车的,刚改换驾驶出租车。”

    你真走运 威尔逊开摩托车撞倒了一个行人。他安慰这个愤怒的人说:“先生,你真走运,今天凑
    巧我休息, http://www.snspurs.com/ Tony Parker road Jersey,平时我开的是大卡车呢!”

    眼没瞎 一辆出租汽车疯狂地在闹市区疾驰着,把一个行人撞倒在人行道上。那人一边爬起来,
    一边挥着拳头对司机骂道:
    “你怎么搞的?难道你眼睛瞎了?”
    出租汽车司机回敬他说:“瞎了?你这是什么意思?我不是正好撞倒你了吗?”

    幸 运 德寇飞机正猛烈地轰炸伦敦。一个人乘坐出租汽车回家。有好几次炸弹险些命中这辆汽
    车。到家时,他对司机说:“请进来跟我喝杯酒吧,朋友,我们今天非常幸运!”
    “是的,先生。”司机答道,“一路上没有遇到红灯。”

    速 度 司机对警官说:“这回就让我过去吧,长官!我们生活的这个行星,以每小时1000英
    里的速度自转,以每小时66000英里的速度围绕着太阳公转,又以每小时上百英里的速度绕
    着银河转。你如果知道这些,长官,那怎么好因为我每小时速度达到35英里而给我一张罚
    款条呢?虽然是在30英里限速区域里。”

    波士顿的女人 一位波士顿的公共汽车司机正想转弯的时候,发现了一位开车的女士马上就要挡住他的
    路,他从车窗探出头来,尖声地吹了声口哨,那位女士停住了车,瞧了瞧,就这样让他先开
    过去。
    一位乘客问他为什么要吹口哨而不按喇叭。
    他说:“差不多有一半的女人开车根本不理睬人家按喇叭。可是,在波士顿没有一个女
    人听见男人吹口哨而不停下来瞧的!”

    车入单行道 一个老绅士无意间驾车误入一条单行道。不久,他发现自己被迎面飞驶而来的车流围
    住,不得不把车速降低到最低的速度勉强前行。最后,他被交通警察拦住。
    “你一定知道我为什么拦住了你吧?”
    “那还用说,我是你唯一能追得上的对象嘛。”

    车跳的原因 公路上行驶着一辆小轿车,它很滑稽地每隔30秒钟就往上颤一下。警察拦住汽车问司
    机:“喂,你这车子怎么啦?”
    “车子没事。呢!”司机说:“它跳是因为我在打嗝!”

    鸡蛋未熟 一辆汽车过交通岗楼时,被交通警叫住了。警察说:“看见了吗,水箱开锅了!”
    “看见了。”
    “看见了,为什么不加水呢?”
    “还不到时候。”
    “你说啥?”
    “鸡蛋还没煮熟呢!”

    超速记录 一位超速汽车司机被警方巡逻车拦截下来,警察边作记录边说:“我要给你一张超速行
    车罚款票,因为你刚才的时速超过了60英里!”
    司机答道:“长官,请你写100英里怎么样!你知道吗,我正打算把这辆车子卖掉呢!”

    安 慰 汽车开过一条令人害怕的下坡道之后,乘车的人受了惊,对司机说:“多危险啊,如果
    车闸不灵,那就糟了!”
    “请放心,我根本没有车闸。”

    汽车售票员 狗也能占一个座位吗?
    一个雨天,一位妇女牵着一只狗上了公共汽车。这只狗很大,差不多有小马驹那么大,
    四只脚非常脏。这位妇女说:“喂!售票员,如果我给我的狗买张票,能让它也像别的乘客
    一样坐在座位上吗?”
    售票员看了看狗,然后说:“当然可以,太太。它可以像别的乘客一样坐在座位上;但
    是,它也得像别的乘客一样,把脚耷拉在下面。”

    自讨没趣 一个歪戴着帽子、嘴里叼着烟卷的年轻人在电车上想戏弄一下售票员:“我只买小孩票
    行吗,售票员?”
    售票员只是瞧了一眼年轻人说:“20奥尔,谢谢!——这里只论年龄,而不论智力付
    钱!”

    汽车查票员 查票员来了,威尔逊先生才发觉忘记带月票。他想了想说:“我不是逃票的。你看,我
    这张诚实的脸就是车票了。”
    “请你把脸伸过来吧,我的职责是在车票上打个孔!”


    不能离开岗位 一列车经过乡村时,速度慢得令人难以忍受,而且没完没了地停了一站又一站。当火车
    又在一个小站停车时,一位旅客跳下车对列车员说:“你们不能走快些吗?”
    列车员:“当然能,可是我不能离开火车呀!”

    搞混了 愤怒的乘客:“列车员,难道我没给您5美元,让您在克利夫兰叫醒我吗?”
    列车员:“噢,上帝呀!怪不得您的那位邻座那么反对我让他在那里下车。”


    客机趣话 飞行中的客机突然严重倾斜,而后在空中翻了个跟头方才恢复正常。座舱中的乘客惊慌
    失措,大声喧哗。这时一空中小姐从驾驶舱走出来,她微笑着对大家说:
    “请女士们、先生们大可不必惊慌,飞行一切正常。刚才的情形只不过是因为患感冒的
    驾驶员打了一个喷嚏造成的。”

    都弄错了 从纽约飞往日内瓦时,我邻座的一个人老是纠缠和戏弄机上的空中小姐。尽管如此,空
    中小姐还是耐心地回答他提出的要求。突然,我那讨厌的邻座对空中小姐说:“你是我见过
    的耳朵最聋的人。”
    空中小姐不动声色地回敬道:“而你是我遇到的最可爱的先生。不过,也许我们都弄错
    了。”

    活着下飞机的路只有7条 在佛罗里达登上飞机时,老乘客们对空中小姐讲解安全知识表情冷淡。她灵机一动说:
    “女士们、先生们,歌中唱道,离开爱人的路也许有50条,但我得警告你们活着下飞机的
    路只有7条。因此请听好。”一阵哄笑后,老乘客们真的认真地听起来。

    请系紧安全带 空中小姐用和谐悦耳的声音对旅客命令道:“把烟灭掉,把安全带系好。”所有的旅客
    都按照空中小姐的吩咐做了,过了5分钟后,空中小姐用比前次还优美的声音又命令道:
    “再把安全带系紧一点吧,很不幸,我们飞机上忘了带食品。”

    飞机领航员 飞机在一个新建的机场降落时,驾驶员把全部制动器都拉到了头,还险些冲到跑道外面
    去。他从驾驶舱的小窗眼向外一看,吓了一跳:“天哪,世界上竟有这么短的跑道!”
    领航员也伸出头来瞧:“唷,长虽不长,可宽着呢!”

    飞机售票员 有两个公司职员在一个代办点出售某航空公司的各航线的机票。他们工作非常认真,从
    未出过差错。
    一天,一个政府官员走了进来,大声斥责他们的工作混乱,效率太低。当他们看到两个
    职员无动于衷时,不禁勃然大怒,大吼道:“你们知道我是谁吗?”
    这时两个职员才抬起头来,对视一下。其中一个对另一个说:“看来,这位先生需要我
    们帮助,他已经弄不清他自己是谁了!”


    装罐头 一位赶车上班的先生,挤上一辆十分拥挤的巴士,而大衣的后半段却被夹在车门外面。
    他一面用力从门缝里往里拉他的衣服,一面苦着脸对售票员小姐说:“小姐,我对挤成沙丁
    鱼并不在乎。可是你把我装进沙丁鱼罐头里的时候,总该把我的尾巴也装进去吧!”

    要帽子 一位妇女抱着孩子坐公共汽车,这孩子哭闹得很厉害,怎么哄也安静不下来。坐在她旁
    边的一个人生气地说:“唉!这孩子真能哭!他要什么你就给他什么不就得了吗!”
    “如果可能,我倒很愿意,”孩子的母亲镇静地回答说,“可他想要你那顶好玩的帽
    子。”

    买半张票 汽车上,刚挤上车的约翰对售票员说:“我买半张票!”
    售票员奇怪地问:“怎么买半张票?”
    约翰指了指自己被夹在门外的身子说:“我有半个人还在外面。”

    再往回开 “先生,到了,请付车钱,12马克。”小轿车司机对乘客说。
    “很抱歉,我身边只有10马克,请你往回开一段路吧。”


    报 警 一位着名钢琴家乘火车赴K城演出。她在包厢里休息时,用手弹动床边练习指法。
    到K城时,火车晚点两小时,她责怪列车长。
    列车长抱歉地回答说:“我们在路上先后共停车两小时,因为不时有人弹动警报器,可
    又找不到是谁……”

    才两分钟 一位旅客在站台上哭泣:“真倒霉呀,我误了火车!”
    “您误了很久了吗?”一个聪明人问。
    “就两分钟!”
    “呸!两分钟就这样大哭大嚎,别人还以为您起码误了两小时呢!”

    箱 子 科恩和格林坐在火车上。科恩头上方的行李架上放着一口大箱子。乘务员来了,对科恩
    说:“这口箱子不能当作手提行李随身带。必须托运。”
    科恩坚决不同意拿去托运。经过一番争吵之后,科恩依然态度强硬。
    查票员来了,也无结果。
    火车到了某车站,他们叫来了铁路警察。
    警察吼道:“您必须立即把箱子拿去托运!”
    科恩:“不!”
    警察大怒:“为什么不?”
    科恩:“因为箱子不是我的。”
    警察等人全傻了。“那么箱子是谁的?”
    “我的朋友格林的,就是这一位。”
    警察、乘务员、查票员一齐冲着格林怒吼:“你!你!你!
    你为什么不托运这个箱子?”
    格林说:“你们谁也没有对我讲过呀!”

    布尔斯基 身无分文的布尔斯基乘火车不买票。检查员每次抓住他,便在下一站狠狠地将他踢下车
    去。
    “你要到哪里去?”
    “如果我的屁股吃得消的话,我要到布拉格去。”

    不补票 列车员:“您买的是普快车票,怎么来乘特快列车?您得补票!”
    乘客:“为什么要补票?您可以把车开慢些嘛。我没钱补票,可有的是时间。”

    在地铁车厢里 在一列快速行进的地铁车厢里,某人客气地弯腰对身旁的一位女士说:“车厢真黑,请
    允许我为你找扶手吊带吧!”
    不料那位女士冷冰冰地说:“我已经有扶手吊带了!”
    “那么,请放开我的领带吧!”这个人气喘喘地说。

    要茶水 在快车车厢里,一乘客对女乘务员说:“请您再给我送一杯茶来,小姐。”
    “先生,在离到站只有一刻钟的这段时间里您已经要了10杯茶水了,您怎么能喝得下
    这么多水呢?
    “我不喝水,我要水是因为我卧铺上的毛毯烧着了。”

    出 错 导游对旅游者说:“你们大家的车票都是去基辅的,可这趟火车是去哈尔科夫的。”
    “是吗?你们的司机常出这样的错吗?”

    犹太人的反问 列车员:“您拿着二等车票怎么坐头等车厢?”
    犹太人觉得受了侮辱:“难道我拿着二等车票就该去坐三等车厢?”

    最后一趟车 “请问,最后一趟火车什么时候开往巴黎?”
    “最后一趟?恐怕您今生没有福气见到它吧!”

    朋友的箱子 一个先走进火车车厢的人坐了个座位,又把手提箱放在身旁占了个座位。跟在他后面上
    车的另一个人,见那个座位空着,便客气地问:“先生,这是你的箱子吗?”
    “啊,不,那是我朋友的。”先上车的那个人说,“瞧她在月台上跟人说话哩。”
    不一会,火车开了。后上车的那位乘客一把提起那只箱子扔出窗外,然后坐了下来。
    “你,你,你这是干什么?”先上车的那个人急得大叫起来。
    “噢,你朋友掉车了。”后上车的那位乘客笑着说,“可不能再让她把箱子也丢了。”

    这里很干净 克勒出去旅行,他买的是三等车厢的票,却坐在了二等车厢里。列车员仔细看了看他的
    票说:“您知道吗,这里是二等车厢!”
    “没关系,这里很干净。”克勒说。


    祝 贺 商人吉米在铁路上做了多年的买卖,这天他偶然发现一列火车准时到了站。
    他连忙跑到列车员跟前说:“请吸烟,我祝贺你!我在这条铁路上跑了15年,这还是
    第一次看见火车正点到站。”
    “留着你的烟吧,”列车员说,“这是昨天的车!”

    火车时刻表 火车站挤满了过往的旅客。可一列又一列的火车不是误点就是被取消。终于,一位愤怒
    的旅客对本站职员说:“我们不明白火车为什么要印火车时刻表!”
    车站职员说:“我也不知道。不过,要是不印时刻表,你就无法说出究竟误点多久了。”


    交不出来 上飞机以前,检查人员要所有的乘客把所带的金属物交出来,以便通过检查。
    一乘客通过检查口时,被叫住了。检查人员问:“你为什么不交出来?”
    “要我交出来,除非得动刀子。”
    “你在无理取闹吧?”
    “不,我知道一个曾经装过火药的铜壳还藏在自己的皮下。”

    琼斯坐飞机 琼斯这是第一次乘飞机。当他走进机舱坐下来,已吓得面色苍白。发动机一响,他就闭
    上眼睛,紧紧抓住座位扶手。仅仅5分钟,他好像过了一个世纪。等到听不到什么声音之
    后,他才慢慢睁开眼睛,鼓起勇气向窗外望去。
    “真了不起,”他对邻座说,“飞得这么高!您瞧,地上的人全像蚂蚁!”
    “我只能告诉你,”邻座冷冷地说:“咱们全是蚂蚁。飞机还没有起飞呢!”

    假如有枪 飞机起飞时间一拖再拖,200多名乘客在机场等候了整整24小时。最后,终于通知旅
    客们可以登机了。在通过机场安全检查时,一位旅客大声嚷道:“还有什么必要在我们身上
    找武器呢?要是真有的话,他一定早开枪了!”

    希望生效 空中小姐高兴地说:“各位先生、女士,飞机的故障已排除,我们可以安全地着陆了!”
    一乘客听了,懊丧地说:“我的遗嘱白写了!”

    时 间 保尔:“却利,你匆匆忙忙到哪儿去?”
    却利:“我去机场,搭5点半的飞机。”
    保尔:“那你急什么?现在还只有2点半。”
    却利:“我知道,可有些人见了我总要问我上哪儿去,我得把这些时间也计算在内。”


    太太应试 一位富有的太太想领取汽车驾驶执照。
    在考场,主考官问她:“夫人,请您回答,马路中间的那条白线是表示什么呢?”
    “先生……那大概是为自行车准备的。”
    “那像S的指示牌是什么意思呢?”
    “这是说明这个地段有蛇……”

    不知道 鲍尔考汽车执照回来,妻子便迎上去急切地问:“怎么样,考上了吗?”
    “不知道。”鲍尔沮丧地说。
    “怎么不知道呀?在你离开时,主考官是怎么对你说的呢?”
    “他什么也没说。当我离开时,主考官还昏迷不醒。”

    轧狗还是轧人 主考官问参加考汽车驾驶执照口试的比奇:“假如你看到一条狗和一个人在前面,你是
    轧狗还是轧人?”
    比奇毫不犹豫地答道:“当然轧狗。”
    主考官摇了摇头说:“你下次再来吧。”
    比奇不服气,反问道:“我不轧狗,难道你要我去轧人?”
    “你应该急刹车。”主考官慢条斯理地说。

    酒后驾驶
    一醉汉踉踉跄跄地钻进汽车,坐在了方向盘后。交通警察赶忙跑到他的车前,对他说:
    “先生,您这样可不允许开车。”
    “那……那……我的两只脚……也不能……扛着,你……
    你说该……该怎么办?”

    超速行驶 一辆快速行驶的汽车被警察拦住了。一位年轻女子坐在司机座上。
    “你为什么要超速?”维持秩序的警察生气地问道。
    驾驶汽车的女人细声细气地说:“长官,我开车的本领很差,为了不压着人,我才尽快
    赶回家去。”


    出色的演员 一辆有两名乘客的汽车闯红灯,被警察叫住。
    “我非常遗憾,”司机很快明白过来,说,“但是,我是个医生,急着把这个病人送进
    精神病医院。”
    警察怀疑司机是想欺骗他,但是乘客也是一个相当聪明的小伙子。他用天使般的目光瞅
    着这位维护秩序者,微微一笑,小声说:“吻我一下吧,我亲爱的。”
    警察马上痛痛快快地放了他们。

    携手合作 据说在比利时,当你闯红灯之后,警察并不对你大声训斥,而是默不作声地挽起你的手
    臂,在横道线口等待行人通过的绿灯,然后挽着你的手臂一同穿过马路。如此身体力行的携
    手合作,将重复20次。

    只是没看见你 一辆小汽车急速地闯过红灯,交通警察哨声大作,汽车停下,警察问司机:“难道你没
    看见红灯吗?”
    “不,红灯我看到了,只是没看见你。”


    坏消息和好消息 一位商人正要到停车场取回他的汽车时,他碰到了他的随员。
    “停在第7排的那辆红色小车是您的吗?”
    “是的。你为什么要问这一点?”商人说。
    “我要告诉您一个坏消息和一个好消息。”
    “什么是坏消息?”
    “您的车上的发动机被掀起,差点掉到地下。”
    “好消息是什么?”
    “我活着回来了。”

    这是什么地方 麦克喜欢开快车。有一次出了车祸,一小时后他从昏迷中苏醒过来,呻吟道:“这是什
    么地方?”
    “这是103号。”护士小姐说。
    麦克问:“病房还是监狱?”

    同时撞车 警方:“到底是谁的错?”
    目击者:“谁都没错,我亲眼看到两辆车同时撞上的。”

    汽车配件 大轿车司机开车经过一个山村时向一位居民打听:
    “请问,此地哪里可以找到汽车配件?”
    “往前走,过了那个急转弯处有个峡谷,那下边多的是。”

    顾客的疑问 在里约热内卢,一个坐在出租车里的外地旅客问司机:“听说,你们这里的司机开起车
    来车速惊人,可是却很少出事故,这是什么原因呢?”
    “这很简单,”司机说,“我们这里技术不高的司机早已在车祸当中死去了。”

    停汽车
    夜晚,伊万娜回到家里。她对丈夫说:“亲爱的,我把汽车停在街上了。”
    “为什么你不把它停在车库呢?”
    “亲爱的,街上太黑,要把所有零件都找回来,根本不可能。”

    拐 杖 “发生了什么事?”马克的朋友问拄着拐杖的马克。
    “汽车出事了。”
    “天哪!今后你不靠拐杖就不能走路了吗?”
    “上帝才知道!医生说我可以不靠拐杖走路,可律师坚持让我不要扔掉拐杖。”

    男士风度 希活太太驾了一辆新型的敞篷车在公路上驶着,才5分钟就已经把一切交通法规触犯无
    遗,最后撞倒了迎面来的一个男人。
    希活太太下车向男人抱歉地说:“真对不起,先生,这完全是我的错,是我驶错了路
    线,我希望您没有什么损伤吧?”
    那男人苦笑道:“不,太太,这是我自己的错。”说着从地下拾起两枚撞落的牙齿。”
    因为我在300米之外就见到你,当时我是来得及到树上去的。”

    也在电话簿里 比尔开车在十字路口与另一汽车相撞了,自己的车没怎么样,却把别人的车撞得不轻。
    比尔赶紧说:“对不起,这是我的失误,请打电话把你的修理费告诉我,我赔你钱。”说完
    上车要走。
    被撞司机:“那么,你的电话号码是多少?”
    比尔:“在电话簿里。”
    “可是,你的姓名呢?”司机大喊着。
    比尔头也没回:“也在电话簿里。”

    新杂志 “我经常阅读《汽车之家》这种杂志,从中学习开车的本领。但是,我还是每年至少出
    两次车祸。请您为我出个主意吧,我怎么办呢?”
    “这事儿好办!您暂时不要再开车了,等着有了《非汽车之家》这种新杂志出版之后再
    说。”

    “友好的”款待 两车相撞之后,杰克和帕特友好地察看撞车的结果。杰克从口袋里掏出一瓶酒请帕特
    喝。帕特呷了两口,还给杰克,杰克把它放回口袋里。
    “你干吗不喝上一口?”帕特问。
    “等警察跟我们打过交道,弄清楚事情之后,我再喝。”

    罚 款 交通警察站在一汽车旁。他对司机说:“我应对你处以罚款,要知道,这条街道上的车
    辆只能单向行驶。”
    “那么,我现在就把车掉头。”
    “这里禁止掉头。”
    “那我就把车停在这里。”
    “这里严禁停车。”
    “那么,您出个价吧,如果不低,这辆车就归您了。”


    针锋相对 一个路人被汽车碰伤,车轧坏了他的左脚。在法庭上,他强烈要求肇事司机赔偿他5万
    福林匈牙利货币损失。
    “这办不倒!您,大概是把我当成百万富翁了。”汽车司机提出抗议。
    “而您,大概是把我当成蜈蚣了,非这样解决不可!”

    右手食指 一个妇女乘车时被夹断了右手食指,她要起诉。向汽车公司索赔100万元。
    律师对她说:“一只手指恐怕不能索赔那么多。”
    妇女咆哮道:“为什么?我那只手指是用来指挥我丈夫的呀!”


    不识字的活该 某年,连接加布罗沃和塞夫利耶沃的大道取直重修,使总长度减少了好几公里。有人逗
    趣地在路口立下一块牌子,上写着:“走新道你可以提前半小时到达塞夫利耶沃。不识字的
    活该还去走老路。”

    给司机看的牌子 在瑞士入境处的公路旁竖着一块牌子,上面写着:“请司机多加注意,当前,医生与殡
    仪馆的工作人员正在休假。”

    车尾标语 在美国的小汽车车尾,有的贴上了简明的幽默标语,耐人寻味。举例如下:
    “我这辆破车不卑不亢。”
    “我这车虽有点老旧,却从来不找我的麻烦。”
    “别看我是老车,货款早已付清。”

    三思而后行 一辆耀武扬威的大卡车上背着一块大木牌,上书:“本车与他车相撞17次,其中15次
    大胜,1次平局,只有1次失利。
    诸君在撞我之前要三思而后行!”

    警告牌 美国人喜欢幽默,甚至在严肃的公路警告标志上也体现了这一点。在美国西海岸一条公
    路的急转弯处,有一幅标语牌是这样写的:“如果你的汽车会游泳的话,请照直开,不必刹
    车”。在长岛公路路口,有一块警告牌上写着:“电线杆自卫时,会给汽车和司机带来伤
    亡。”

    乡村路牌 游客来到一条乡村马路,见到一个路牌,上面写着“马路封闭,不能前进。”他见前面
    没什么障碍,自信旅游经验丰富,便继续前进。不久,他发现一座桥断了,不得不回头。当
    他来到刚才放置路牌的地方时,见到路牌背面写着:“欢迎你回来,傻瓜。”
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대륙의 낮잠이네요..




 

 죄송합니다.. ㅋㅋ 게시판 돌다가 웃겼는데 ㅜㅜ



  1. BlogIcon 이바구™ 2010.01.14 20:50 신고

    ㅋㅋ 재밌네요.

  2. BlogIcon 초하(初夏) 2010.01.15 00:13 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎㅎ 웃으라고 올려주신 거지요... ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

  3. BlogIcon *저녁노을* 2010.01.15 10:15 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ웃고 갑니더~

  4. BlogIcon 씨디맨 2010.01.15 10:33 신고

    ㅋㅋ 귀엽어요 링크에 냐옹이는 무술냐옹이네요. 냐옹!!~~

  5. BlogIcon leedam 2010.01.15 11:36 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 개그네 ㅎㅎ 재미있습니다 ㅎㅎㅎ

  6. BlogIcon 찐만두 2010.01.15 11:41 신고

    개들이 너무 편해보이네요 ㅋ

    잘보고 갑니다 :)

  7. BlogIcon 부지깽이 2010.01.15 12:51 신고

    푸하하하~
    귀엽고,웃기고,재미있고.....^^

    한바탕 잘 웃고 가요~~

  8. BlogIcon 月花(월화) 2010.01.15 15:45 신고

    왜 개그로 이용되는 개들은 전부 시베리안...인걸까요? 터프하게생겨서그런가

  9. 뭐가 개근지.. 한참 생각하다가 깨닳았습니다. 정말 이게 진정한 개그네요..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  10. BlogIcon 나물 2010.01.15 17:09 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 잼있네요.

  11. BlogIcon 해피아름드리 2010.01.15 18:17 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋㅋ...저 견공들도 신날까요??^^

  12. BlogIcon 엔돌슨 2010.01.15 22:25 신고

    개가 사람됐네 ㅋㅋ 그네도 타고요

  13. BlogIcon spk 2010.01.15 22:40 신고

    사진만 보고서는 흠~~ 그저 그렇네...
    그러나 제목을 보고서는 잠시 뿜을 뻔...ㅋㅋ


 광고의 목적은 자사 제품의 이미지를 부각시켜 짧은 시간에 고객에게 인상깊게 전달하는데에 있습니다. 짧게 말하면 잠재적인 고객에게 인상적인 이미지를 남기는 것이죠. 그런 특성때문에 광고시장에는 유독 톡톡 튀는 아이디어들이 많이 있습니다.  재미있고 기발한 광고들을 모아 봤습니다. 천천히 감상하시죠 ㅎ

1. 회전문과 발레 광고


 기발하네요. 회전문이 돌아가면서 발레리나도 돌아가고 ㅎㅎ


2. 나이키의 캠페인성 광고


 정확도는 농구에만 필요한게 아니죠. 쓰레기도 정확하게 집어 넣는 것이 중요합니다. 핵심을 정확하게 찌른 광고네요. 나이키가 이런 광고를 잘하는것 같아요 ㅎ 왠지 던져서 넣고 싶은 기분..


3. 파파존스의 피자광고



 약간 스팸성이 있네요. 광고 붙여 놓고 벨 누르고 도망가면 광고효과는 있겠지만 주인은 짜증나겠네요 ㅎ 사람이 한눈으로는 원근감이 떨어진다는 것을 이용한 광고인것 같습니다. 아이디어는 기발하네요.


4. 시원하게 빗질하고 싶어지는 광고


엉킨 머리를 보면 저 빗이 생각날것 같은 아주 적절한 광고입니다.


5. 한 순간도 놓칠 수 없는 뉴스 CNN 광고


 Waiting 박...


6. 빨리 굳는 시멘트 광고


 정말 빨리 굳을 것 같네요. 빠리자마자 붙어서 굳는 ㅎㅎ


7. 살충제 광고


 강력한 살충제의 파워는 스파이더맨도...


8.  패스트 푸드 광고


 저.. 신발의 주인공은??


9. 국민 일꾼 백만 돌이


백만스물하나 백만 스물둘...


광고의 세계는 정말 재미있는것 같습니다..






  1. BlogIcon 엔돌슨 2010.01.29 18:41 신고

    아이디어 대박이다

  2. 오왕 2010.07.08 21:54 신고

    진짜 외국광고는 참신한거 같아요.. 특히 펩시광고ㅋㅋㅋ대박이었는데ㅋㅋ
    살짝 자료 가져갑니다^^

  3. duswns 2011.09.16 18:02 신고

    ㅋㅋㅋ

  4. 아이디어대박 2011.10.07 10:40 신고

    진짜 광고들이 기발하군요~^^ 퍼가요~^^


 얼마전에 세상에서 가장 쓸모 없는 기계라는 포스팅을 본 적이 있습니다.

 세상에서 가장 쓸모 없는 기계 by 썬도그님

 인터넷 게시판을 돌아다니다가 비슷한 자료를 발견하였습니다. 왜 만든 걸까요?? 존재 자체에 의문을 던지게 만드는 것들입니다.



 이 것 말고도 많은데 나중에 하나씩 모아서 포스팅하겠습니다. 아마도 문이 있었는데 문을 떼버리고 벽으로 막아 버린듯 하죠.. 술많이 드신분들은 적지 않게 당황하시겠어요.. ;;;



  1. BlogIcon 초하(初夏) 2010.01.14 02:12 신고

    이미 났던 길이 용도 변경에 의해 막아진 것이 아닐까요...
    아무튼 재미있게 보고 갑니다~~ ㅎㅎ

  2. BlogIcon 그별 2010.01.14 14:57 신고

    구조가 나중에 변경이 되면서 저렇게 된 것이지 않나 싶네요.. ^^
    세상이 워낙 이상한 것들이 많은 곳이라서 그런지...
    이런 구조물도 보기 어색하지는 않아 보이는데요... 왠지.. ^^

    늘 소통해주시는 꼬마낙타님... 고맙습니다. ^^ (_ _)

    • BlogIcon 파프리 꼬마낙타 2010.01.14 18:49 신고

      저도 감사드려요 ㅎㅎ
      리모델링하면서 막은것 같은데
      겉에 계단이라도 없에주지 안 치웠네요 ㅎ

  3. BlogIcon 저녁노을 2010.01.14 14:57 신고

    어? 정말 이상하네요.ㅎㅎㅎ
    잘 보고 가요~

  4. BlogIcon 멀티라이프 2010.01.14 15:43 신고

    우와~ ㅋ
    재미있는 모습들 잘 봤어요 ㅎㅎ
    다음 포스팅도 기대 되는데요 ㅎ

  5. BlogIcon bluepeachice 2010.01.14 15:59 신고

    술취한 저녁엔 정말 화들짝 놀라겠어요...

  6. BlogIcon 쟈스민 2010.01.14 16:03 신고

    정말 왜 만들었을까요??~~ㅎㅎ
    잘 보고 갑니다.^^

  7. BlogIcon 몬스터 2010.01.14 18:04 신고

    왠지 저벽에 문을 그려주면 더 이쁠꺼 같은데 아깝군요ㅋㅋㅋ
    잘 그리면 더 많은 사람들이 지나가다 당황할지도;;;

  8. BlogIcon New Jordans 2013 2013.02.07 14:50 신고

    ????新年の初日2013、十八年後の第一は、|そっと来る, http://www.newairjordans2013.us Jordans 2013.

    |?これらの日?で、省委員会書記(市、区)で、特に新しい秘書は普遍的に低いが、彼らの言動に、過去数日間、人々はまだ心配して、彼の説明.



    ????彼らからの言動に、我々は未来に生きる人々の希望を見て、何ですか?


    ????2013年で1月1日午後9時、海南省委員会書記罗保铭は三亜鳳凰空港11分、最後に座って、ブランドを瓊b92992タクシー.罗保铭の目標は観光客は三亜観光案内や、タクシーを経験した第一|内容.

    |????目的地の春園海鮮広場道、罗保铭イニシアチブを取る政府に要求を取るタクシードライバーの見方、忘れないように注意して、三亜の一部は、自覚メンテナンス三亜のイメージの心、決してして黒で稼いだお金'

    .
    |????党委員会書記は、李pufen批判三亜灣水環境破壊.罗保铭彼女の手を握って言います:“ありがとう本当のことを言った、すばらしい提案.」夜の罗保铭と随行役人大歯車の簡単な解決.



    ????検査、食べて屋台、罗保铭とされる鏡を思い出す一ヶ月前に、中央委員会の仕事の改善に密接な関係を心がけ、大衆の八
    ????中央党校の『学習時報』邓聿文副編集長を調べたら、今参り百日、8つの新たなルールは新しい1回センター指導第一

    火が燃える.



    ????2013年12月27日から29日、広西チワン族自治区党書記彭清华客、柳州、桂速水優、検査、輸送は

    バス.

    ????到着後の第1回調査の中国共産党中央政治局委員、広東省委員会書記胡淳化、旅行も軽いポッターは少なく、時間が迫って29時、9日.仏山市党委員会書記李贻伟によると、胡淳化仏山で、旅行は通道」を、簡単に

    」.

    ????店員は記者に教えて、ニュースで、胡淳化は比較的低い、9日間の訪問、広東ニュース放送のニュース.



    ????」8つの新しい規定を堅持して、堅持すれば、が習慣となり、自然に.」.もしあなたの習慣で、自然が固定される.」中央党校教授

    人.

    ????新しい年の始まりは、風、スタイルも変わっていく.

  9. 空中游戏

       由于第一次乘飞机,美津子的两个儿子兴奋得坐立不安,他们在走道上来跑
    去,差点撞翻了空姐手中的饮料。美津子立刻责备两个儿子说“别在这里胡闹,到外
    面去玩!”

    紧急措施

       军官正在对新战士进行考试:“假如在一个漆黑的夜晚,你正在站岗放哨时,
    突然有人多背后把你紧紧抱住,你该说什么?“一个战士答道:“亲爱的,放开我
    。”

    握手之后

       “你认识银行家杜朗吗?”“认识,他品行很坏。”“我同意你的看法,人们
    都说他太不道德,和他握手之后,都要数一下手指头。”

    只大一天

       妈妈:“约翰,今天是你爸爸的生日,明天是你的生日。”约翰:“噢,天
    啊,爸爸只比我大一天!”

    座位不同

       "怎么啦,服务员,今天的饭菜怎么这样少?.昨天可是很多的!""先生,你昨天坐在
    窗旁,街上行人都能看到盘中的饭菜呀!"

    智慧与外表

       晚饭后,丈夫问妻子:亲爱的,我很奇怪为什么女人发挥自己的智慧,远不如自己
    的外表.妻子回答道:因为男人多数愚蠢,可却很少是瞎子.

    买件新衣服

       一天,妻子买了彩禁票后,她对丈夫说:"亲爱的,如果彩票中了,我就给自己买一
    件新衣服.""亲爱的,如果你没中彩呢?"丈夫问道."还用说么,那你就给我买一件新衣服
    呗!"

    同行

       一名男子在餐厅吃饭,当他吃完要求结帐时,老板拿来的帐单让他大吃一
    惊."3000元太贵了吧!"他说,"你们对同行应该打个折吧?"原来你也是开餐厅的?"老板
    说."不是,我是抢钞票的".

    需要

       我需要一只新的结婚戒指.生日那天,我正在园子里劳动,丈夫问我想要什么礼
    物.我举起手,说:"喏,你看我的手光秃秃的."当晚,我激动的打开礼物盒."生日快乐".
    丈夫说.我打开看到一副园工手套.

    醉汉

       一个酩酊大醉的汉子在广场叫住一辆出租车:"把我拉到华乐大酒店.""可是,先
    生."司机说:"您不正在华乐大酒店门口吗?"醉汉嘟嘟囔囔地怀中掏出20美元扔给司机,
    说道:"我警告你,下次不许开这么快."

     

    山庄孤店

       顾客:“天哪!怎么两瓶啤酒就值10元钱!难道这儿啤酒就这么稀罕?”侍
    者:“不,先生!这儿稀罕的不是啤酒,而是顾客。”

     

    单数和复数

    老师:“尼克,你懂得单数和复数了吗?”
    尼克:“懂得了。”
    老师:“那你说说看,‘裤子’是单数还是复数?”
    尼克:“上面是单数,下面是复数。”

    夫妻分工

       托穆对他的朋友说:“皮尔,我们家里是分工合作,我管几件事,我太太她也
    管几件事。”“托穆,那你分管什么事?”“我管孩子和仆人。”“那你太太呢?”
    “她管钱和我呗!”

     

    用手搅拌

       咖啡馆里,侍者给一位女士端去一杯滚烫的咖啡,但他忘了拿调羹。女士幽默
    地提醒他:“侍者,我可没法用我的手指来搅拌这杯热咖啡呀!侍者听后,赶紧又端
    上一杯咖啡:“夫人,这一杯不太热,你可以手指来搅拌。”

     

    摆脱忧郁

      “摆脱忧郁”,心理医生嘱咐病人,“让热情充满你每天的生活,热情满怀地起
    床、上班。总之,热情地去做每件事”。一周后,病人又回来了,看起来比过去更加
    忧郁,医生问他是不遵医嘱做了。“这正是问题所在”,病人答道“我满怀热情地起
    床、吃饭,然后与妻子吻别,以至于我上班晚了两个小时,被解雇了。”

    何处许愿

      经理追求女秘书。“亲爱的,你不是答应嫁给我吗?”“我在哪里说过这话?”
    “飞机上。”“哦,那是空话。”

    不再看我了

      刚从商店调入银行当出纳员的苏姗对她的女友说:“玛丽娅,现在我是否不如以
    前漂亮了呢?”“苏姗,你为什么会这样想呢?”女友问。“现在人们只顾数钞票,
    不再看我了呗!

    确保无误

      山姆中尉正在检查士兵对武器的维护情况,他叫起一名士兵问道:“你擦枪从哪
    儿开始?”“报告长官,”士兵回答,“我先看枪号, http://www.csnthunder.com/ Thunder Serge Ibaka road Jersey。”山姆很奇怪:“看枪号?什
    么?”“免得替别人擦了枪!”

    听谁的

      音乐会上,一位著名的歌唱家正在演唱。这时,有一个听众用颤音跟着他唱起
    来。“真讨厌!”他的邻座忿忿地说。“你是在说我吗?”那人恶狠狠地问。“不,
    我说这位歌唱家他干扰了我欣赏您的歌喉。”

     

    欣赏电影

      两个醉鬼跌跌撞撞地走进动物园,来到狮子笼前看狮子。突然,笼内
    的巨兽冲着他们发出了可怕的吼声。“喂,我们走吧!”其中一个人胆怯
    地说。“要走你自己走,”另一个说,“我正在欣赏精彩的电影呢!”

    找妈妈

      5岁的约翰与妈妈在人群中失散。他哭着向人们打听:“您没看见一
    位妇女吗?她身边带着一个长得非常像我的小男孩。”

     

    吃了鸟的猫

      “嘿,丹尼尔,”邻居女孩萨比娜一看见丹尼尔就气呼呼地告状:“
    你家的猫刚才把我的小黄雀吃了!”“谢谢你告诉我,萨比娜,”丹尼尔
    很有礼貌地说:“这样,今天我就不给它喂晚餐了。”

    洗鱼

      妈妈在厨房里忙着,丹尼尔去给她帮忙。过了一会儿,妈妈问:“丹
    尼尔,我让你洗的鱼,你洗了没有?”“没有。”丹尼尔回答。“为什么
    ?”妈妈奇怪地问。“不需要呀,鱼不是整天都在水里吗?”丹尼尔回答。

     

    老、小哥伦布

      在多米尼加共和国,导游正介绍克里斯托费.哥伦布之墓。“奇怪,"
    一游客说,“几年前在西班牙,我也参观过哥伦布墓。”“啊,”多米尼
    加导游回答,“西班牙那个是老哥伦布的,这个是小哥伦布的。”

    离婚的原因

      “你为什么要求离婚.”法官问道。“因为我的丈夫又浪漫又多情。
    ”原告──一位妇女说。“许多妇女都渴望能的这样一位丈夫。”“她
    们是的。”这位妇女反讥道,“这就是我为什么要离婚的原因。”

    人尽其才

      约真假来到介绍所,对咨询人员说:“我实在不知道该给我儿子找一
    个什么样的工作,他是那么不可靠”咨询人员想了想说:“让他去气象台
    搞天气预报吧!”

    扫兴

      一名伦敦老太太的爱猫被困在树上,警察毅然相助,把猫救下。老太
    太千恩万谢,旁观者也鼓掌致意。不料,在警察开车离去时,竟把猫辗死
    了。

     

    危急之下

      一旅行者归来,绘声绘色地讲述他在撒哈拉沙漠的神奇经历,说:“
    我突然遇上了一群狮子,赶紧爬上一棵高高的要橡树......”旁听者言:
    “可是,那儿根本不长橡树呀!”“咳!情况万分紧急,谁还会考虑这些
    问题呢?”

    高招

      一名乞丐在街上对一个妇女说:“快给钱,夫人。您想想,如果这把
    水枪里的水冲掉您脸上的化妆品,后果会怎么样。”

    闹钟

      一位顾客对售货员说:“我想买一只好闹钟,您这里有么?”“先生
    您想买的那种闹钟,我店刚进的货。瞧!就是这种闹钟,首先它会响,如
    果您醒不了,它就会鸣汽笛并传来炮声。如果您还醒不了,它就会给您喷
    一束凉水,然后它就打电话给您的上司请假说您生病了。”

    幽默足球

      1952年在巴西身皮特鲁举行了一场足球赛,客队中锋一个漂亮的
    远射,巴西守门员匆忙中一跤摔倒,球正要滚入大门之际,“砰”地一声
    球爆破了。当时有人问裁判:“如何判?”裁判耸动着双肩,半天才说一
    句──“出乎意料”。

    雀斑与小数点

      一位金融家向一位小姐求婚。小姐说:“我满脸雀斑,你真的不在意
    ?”金融家说:“与小数点打交道的我已习以为常。”

    观画

      一位画家举办个人画展。一位贵妇人来到展室,站在一幅画前面端详
    了许久,她说:“我要是能认识这画的作者,那有多好啊!”站在一旁的
    画家走过来说:“夫人,我就是作者。”贵妇人说:“这幅画太妙了!你
    能否告诉我,给画里这位小姐做裙子的裁缝是谁?”

    没结婚的原因

      一少年问一老年单身汉:“老先生,您为什么至今还没有结婚呢?”
    “唉!小伙子,你知道么?在我年轻的时候,就下决心找不到有思想的女
    性,坚决不结婚。许多年过去了,我终于找到了一位这样的女性。然而,
    她却拒绝了我,她说她要找一位有思想的男性。”

    上帝的轿车

      口若悬河的推销员向波尔太太推销《少儿百科全书》,他说这套书能
    解答孩子们提出的任何问题。这时,恰巧波尔太太的小儿子亨利来了。推
    销员拍着小亨利的头说:“孩子,你随便问我一个问题,让我给你妈妈示
    范一下,看我怎么从书上找到你想知道的答案。”小亨利:“上帝坐的是
    什么牌子的轿车?”

    恢复青春

      推销员:“这是最新出品的女性荷尔蒙,妇女经常服用,可以恢复10
    年前的青春。”客人:“但是....”推销员:“不要怀疑,请买一瓶给你
    太太服用保证见效。”客人:“但是,我太太今年刚满25岁哩!”

    减肥

      妻子站在秤台上高兴地对丈夫说:“亲爱的,快来看,我体重减了两
    公斤。”“亲爱的,那是因为你还没有化妆。”

    爱的道理

      丈夫:“为什么上帝把女人造得美丽而又愚蠢呢?”妻子:“道理非
    常简单。把我们造得美丽,你们才会爱我们;把我们造得愚蠢,我们才会
    爱你们。”

    幽默美国人1

      一位警官从前是商人,有人问他做生意和当警察有何不同。他回答
    说:“最大的区别是:做生意,顾客总是对的;当警察,顾客总是错的。”

    幽默美国人2

      一块墓碑上写首:“这里躺着一位律师,一位正直的人。”众人议
    论纷纷:“没想到这么小的一块地方竟埋得下两个。”

    幽默美国人3

      律师的太太对丈夫说:“咱们的房子和家具的样式太陈旧了,该重
    新装修一下了。”律师你别急,我刚好接手了一件离婚案,男方是个有
    钱的大亨。等我拆散了他们家,就来装订修咱们家。”

    幽默美国人4

      一间酒吧的墙上写着这样一句格言:“男人来渴酒通常有两个原因
    :或是因为他家里还没有一个老婆,或是因为他家里已经有了一个。”
      一家专作隆乳丰臀的美容院广告是:“只要您也进来,没有什么大
    不了的。”

    幽默美国人5

      一位私人诊所的医生准备出国度假,便让刚从医学院毕业的儿子来
    顶一个月。一个月后医生从国外度假回来,问儿子情况如何。儿子得意
    地说:“我把您医了10年都没医好的那个心脏病人彻底治好了。”不
    料,父亲听了破口大骂道:“混蛋!你以为你聪明能干?你也不想想,
    你这些年读医学院的学费是怎么来的!”

    礼赠法官

      一个人为了一件纠葛不得不去法院起诉,他问他的律师哪一位法官
    受理他的诉讼案,律师告诉他说:“你认识此人吗?"这人回答:“不.不过
    我要是知道他的名字,我就可以送给他一打好酒了."律师十分震惊地说
    :"你决不能那样做,那样你会严重触犯法律,你的诉讼案也会败诉的。”
    几星期后,这件诉讼案得到判决,这个人取胜了.当他步出法院时他对他
    的律师说:"我送给法官的礼品不是成功了吗?"律师更加震惊地说:"什
    么,你真的把酒送给他了吗?""那当然!"他说"不过我在送给他的酒写
    上了对方的名字."

    挤柠檬

      博比.贝克是伯勃马戏团的大力士,他的表演很受观众的欢迎,一根很粗的铁棒,
    他用手轻轻那麽一扳就折断了,就想人们折断一根甘蔗那麽轻巧。然后,在观众们阵
    阵喝彩声中,博比向观众提出他那著名的一百英镑的悬赏:“你们看到这颗柠檬吗?
    每个人都可以把柠檬挤出汁来,现在我先把柠檬汁挤干,如果谁能来把我挤过的柠檬
    再挤出一滴汁来,我就给他一百英镑。”有那麽三、四个气力大的人上台试试,但都
    失败了。一天晚上,一个五十多岁的小个子走进表演场来碰运气了,这引起人们一阵
    阵哄笑声。然而,令人吃惊的是,这个小个子居然把大力士博比挤过的柠檬挤出汁
    来,而且几乎挤了一汤匙!博比不禁惊叫道:“先生,你真行!你是干那行的?”小
    个子“啊”了一声,说:“收税的。”

    减肥

      医师对胖子说如果他每天跑八公哩,连续跑三百天,就能减肥34公斤.三百天后,医
    师接到胖子的电话,说他已减了那麽多体重,但他也因此添了个难题,"什么难题?"医师
    问,"我现已离家两千四百公哩了".

    广告

      法国一家化妆品公司的广告:凡购买本公司香水的女士,均可免费获取一本《女?
    宰晕朗酢贰?

    哪天快乐

      汤姆和杰克在聚会时聊天。汤姆问:“你这一生中什么时候最快乐?”杰克回
    答:“我结婚那天。”“那你什么时候最痛苦呢?”“结婚后的每一天。”

    婚前婚后

      一对新婚夫妇正要下火车,新娘对新郎说:“亲爱的,我们做出结婚很久的样子
    给别人看看!”“好的,请你提着衣箱,走在我的后头!”新郎说。

    荣幸

      一位刚刚荣升的上校到前线视察他将要接管的部队,他走到队列中一位有点羞涩
    的士兵面前时停了下来,说:“小伙子,头抬高点,即使在大人物面前也要挺起胸
    来。让我们握握手,你可以写信告诉家人,说你同上校握过手了,他们一定会为此感
    到骄傲的,小伙子,你爸爸是干什么的?”士兵说:“报告长官,我爸爸是将军。”

    农夫求医

    一位出名吝啬的农夫请医生给他的妻子看病。“人家说你十分吝
    啬。”医生说:“我一定拿得到医诊费吗?”“不管你治好或治
    死她,你都可以不必打官司便可拿到钱。”农夫说。医生便悉心
    医治,可妇人还是死了,医生要求农夫付诊费。“你治好了她吗
    ?”农夫问。“没有。”医生承认。“那你把她治死了!?”农
    夫又质问。“当然没有!”医生怒气冲冲地说。“那么,我就不
    欠你分文。”农夫于是说。

    辞不达意

    英军有一个团买了一头驴子作为吉祥物。不幸的是,没有几天驴
    子就死了。由于团长出差在外,于是副团长便打了个电报给团长
    :“驴子不幸逝世。再买一头,还是等你回来?”

    比赛

    教堂里在举行结婚仪式。有人悄悄说话。“为什么新郎和新娘要
    手牵手?”“那是一种习惯,正如两个拳击手在比赛之前要握握
    手一样。”

    花花公子

    一花花公子对其未婚妻说:“在我们结婚前我要把我以前所有不
    忠的事情都告诉你。”过了三天,花花公子又如此重复了一遍。
    其未婚妻感到很奇怪,嗔怪到:“你不是已经告诉过我了吗?”
    花花公子道:“是啊,不过那已经是三天前的事情了。”

    变主意太快

    一将军在训练士兵操练立正,稍息,左右转等,练了几分钟,有
    个士兵杰克走出队列,不满地对将军嚷嚷:我烦透了,您在几分
    钟内改变了十几次主意!

     

    老毛病

    医生做不出诊断,于是小心翼翼地问病人:“请告诉我,这毛病您以前也有过?”
    “是的。”病人答,医生说:“那么就清楚了,您的老毛病又犯了。”

    没有了

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    The outcome will be viewed as overdue justice or an outrageous injustice, depending on your heart and timeline. The system worked or it is irretrievably broken. The ballot was a statement. Or an exercise in mass confusion, coupled with dereliction of duty.

    Near the end, Hall president Jeff Idelson, a good man in a difficult spot, withdrew a white piece of paper from a serious-looking envelope, arched his eyebrow and announced the result: bupkis. I’m paraphrasing.

    We knew we’d get here. The tepid candidacies of Mark McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro told us so. We didn’t know the degree to which it would leak into the wispier areas of innuendo, and neither Jeff Bagwell nor Mike Piazza cleared 60 percent. (Bonds and Clemens were under 40. )#)

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    Some worthy candidates took a hit. Presumably some clean players were splattered by their era. Plenty of it is unfair. And I’m here to say, don’t blame us, boys. The mess is yours. We’re just trying to separate the real from whatever the hell your generation turned itself into.

    This day was coming the moment the vials showed up on the doorsteps of ballplayers all over the league. The commissioner was a tad slow on the trigger. The union boss took his job a touch too literally. The players lived to the clubhouse code. The ball writers were asleep at the wheel. That all happened.

    But Idelson is going to have a near-empty town come July not because some 600 voters couldn’t decide how far to stretch their consciences (though that doesn’t help), but because one man and then another and then – who knows – hundreds more chose to cheat their game. It’s terrible for the clean players who may have lost votes in the commotion, in the distractions of the past couple months. It’s worse for the clean players who navigated the game without chemical crutches. There’s no metric for that. Yet.

    [Related: Players, fans react to HOF decision on Twitter]

    But, we’re here. And when Idelson announced that for the eighth time in history the BBWAA had thrown a shutout (and for the first time since 1996), the day struck me as one for accountability, for authenticity, for integrity. Maybe it lasts forever, soothed by the coming class of Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Frank Thomas and Jeff Kent, augmented by the holdovers Craig Biggio, Jack Morris and Fred McGriff. Maybe we’ve mistakenly lost Dale Murphy in the shuffle, and maybe that’s not acceptable. Maybe it’ll always cost Bagwell and Pizaza votes.

    Hell, maybe the whole thing is broken and the BBWAA ought to get out of the Hall of Fame business entirely. Plenty think so.

    [Also: Russell Wilson almost played for the Colorado Rockies]

    In the meantime, we have this transformative moment. This – pick one – measured, spiteful, agonizing, regretful moment of, it turned out, deferral.


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    “It’s a tough period for evaluation, ” Idelson granted. “That’s what this is chalked up to.

    “I’m not surprised we had a shutout today … given how volatile the era has been. ”

    The commissioner’s office seemingly commiserated with the writers, saying, “We respect the longstanding process that the Hall of Fame has in place and the role of the BBWAA. ”

    The union wasn’t as understanding.

    Its chief, Michael Weiner, called the ballot, “Unfortunate, if not sad. ”

    He continued, “To ignore the historic accomplishments of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, for example, is hard to justify. Moreover, to penalize players exonerated in legal proceedings – and others never even implicated – is simply unfair. ”

    [Related: No players admitted to Hall]

    After more than a year in which his account was dormant, Clemens took to Twitter: “After what has been written and said over the last few years I’m not overly surprised. … To those who did take the time to look at the facts … we very much appreciate it. ” He signed off, “Muchie Peachie, Rocket. ”

    Bonds was spotted Tuesday night at a hotel in Maui.

    I’ll miss Cooperstown this summer. The thing about Cooperstown, there was – is – always something to believe in. If not the numbers, then the man. Something. We’ll get back to that, but first there was this. Yeah, this day was coming.

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    Using the impair associated with steroids shrouding numerous candidacies, football authors might fall short for that just the 2nd amount of time in a lot more than 4 years in order to choose one to the actual Corridor.

    Regarding six hundred individuals are permitted election within the BBWAA selection, just about all people from the business with regard to 10 consecutive many years from any kind of stage. Outcomes had been to become introduced from two g. michael. S'AVÈRE ÊTRE Thursday, using the concentrate on first-time eligibles including Provides, baseball's just seven-time Best Participant, as well as Clemens, the only real seven-time Cy Youthful Honor champion.

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    ''It truly will be a pity, particularly because the others moving in this season aren't one of the residing, which can make for any instead unusual wedding ceremony, '' stated the actual Bay area Chronicle's Leslie Slusser, leader from the Football Writers' Organization associated with The united states.

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    Additionally about the ballot with regard to the very first time tend to be Sosa as well as Paul Piazza, energy hitters in whose data happen to be asked due to the Steroids Period, as well as Craig Biggio, twentieth about the profession checklist along with 3, 060 strikes -- just about all for that Houston Astros. Curt Schilling, 11-2 having a two. twenty three PERIOD within postseason perform, http://www.csnclippers.com/ Clippers Deandre Jordan Swingman Jersey, is actually an additional ballot first year.

    The actual Corridor had been ready to maintain the information meeting Thurs along with any kind of electees. In order to not have access to 1.

    Biggio was not certain if the debate more than this particular year's ballot might maintain just about all applicants away.

    ''All I understand is actually which with this business Used to do every thing these people actually requested me personally to complete as well as I am very pleased about this, therefore ideally, the actual authors really feel highly, these people loved exactly what these people noticed, as well as we will observe what goes on, '' Biggio stated upon November. twenty-eight, your day the actual ballot had been introduced.

    Her Forbes Clark, the actual Hall's chairman, stated this past year your woman wasn't stressed through voters evaluating how you can assess gamers within the period associated with performance-enhancing medicines.

    ''I believe the actual art gallery is extremely confident with the actual choices how the football authors help to make, '' your woman stated. ''And therefore it is not really a poor discussion at all. ''

    Provides offers refused knowingly utilizing performance-enhancing medicines as well as had been charged of 1 depend associated with blockage associated with rights with regard to providing a good incredibly elusive solution within 2003 to some great court looking into PEDs. Clemens had been acquitted associated with perjury costs arising through congressional accounts where he or she refused utilizing PEDs.

    Sosa, that completed along with 609 house operates, had been the type of that examined good within MLB's 2003 unknown study, The brand new You are able to Occasions documented last year. He or she informed the congressional panel within 2005 he in no way required unlawful performance-enhancing medicines.

    The actual BBWAA selection guidelines state ''voting will depend on the actual player's report, actively playing capability, ethics, sportsmanship, personality, as well as efforts towards the team(utes) which the ball player performed. ''

    ''Steroid or even HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE make use of is actually cheating, basically, '' ESPN.com's Wallace Matthews wrote. ''And by definition, cheaters lack integrity, sportsmanship and character. Strike one, strike two, strike three.''

    A number of holdovers through this past year stick to the actual 37-player ballot, along with best applicants such as Jack port Morris (67 %), Shaun Bagwell (56 %), Shelter Cruz (fifty-one %) as well as Ricky Raines (forty-nine %).

    Once the Connected Push surveyed 112 qualified voters within past due The fall of, Provides obtained forty five % assistance amongst voters that indicated a viewpoint, Clemens 43 % as well as Sosa eighteen %. The actual Football Believe Manufacturing plant web site put together ballots through authors that created their own views open public with 159 ballots experienced everybody slipping brief. Biggio had been from 69 %, then Morris (63), Bagwell (sixty one), Raines (sixty one), Piazza (sixty), Provides (43) as well as Clemens (43).

    Morris completed 2nd this past year whenever Craig Larkin had been chosen and it is within their fourteenth as well as next-to-last 12 months associated with eligibility. He or she might get to be the participant using the highest-percentage from the election who's not really within the Corridor, the tag presently kept through Gil Hodges from 63 % within 1983.

    A number of gamers that dropped simply brief within the BBWAA balloting later on had been chosen through possibly the actual Veterans Panel or even Old-Timers' Panel: Nellie Sibel (74. 7 % about the 1985 BBWAA ballot), Rick Bunning (74. two % within 1988), Orlando, florida Cepeda (73. 6 % within 1994) as well as Honest Opportunity (seventy two. 5 % within 1945).

    _ design associated with 3 Globe Sequence those who win, Morris completed along with 254 wins as well as had been the actual winningest glass pitcher from the 1980s. Their 3. ninety PERIOD, nevertheless, is actually greater than which associated with any kind of Corridor associated with Famer. Morris is going to be became a member of upon following year's ballot through Greg Maddux as well as Ben Glavine, each 300-game those who win.

    In the event that nobody is actually chosen this season, there might be the logjam within 2014. Voters might choose as much as 10 gamers.

    The only real guarantee may be the Corridor is actually happy with the actual writers' procedure.

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    看到旁观者都纷纷走出帐篷,少将再也坚持不住,从小桶上跳了起来,承认自己输了。
    这时,普特南才对他说:“这桶里装满了洋葱,不是炸药。”


    最有益的劝告 美国将军马克·韦恩·克拉克(1896—1984年)在日常生活中,是一位富有情趣、毫
    不呆板的乐观者。
    有一次,克拉克被人问到这样一个问题:在别人提出的所有劝告中,哪一个是最有益的。
    克拉克说:“我认为最有益的劝告是‘和这位姑娘结婚吧’”。
    “那么,是谁向你提出这一劝告的呢?”
    “就是姑娘自己。”克拉克回答说。


    “高速撤退” 1944年10月,第二次世界大战的局势尚未完全明朗,日本造谣说,美国第三舰队的大
    部分军舰已经沉没,剩下的正在撤退。美方太平洋舰队司令小威廉·F·哈尔西(1882—
    1959年)立刻回电反驳:
    “我们的军舰已经被拯救,目前已向日本舰队高速撤退。”


    向国徽敬礼 第一次世界大战中,一名黑人少校军官和一名白人士兵在路上相遇。士兵见对方是黑
    人,就没有敬礼。当他擦身而过时,背后传来一个低沉而坚定的声音:“请等一下。”黑人
    军官对他说:“士兵,你刚才拒绝向我敬礼,我并不介意。但你必须明白,我是美国总统任
    命的陆军少校,这顶军帽上的国徽代表美国的光荣和伟大。你可以看低我,但必须尊敬它。
    现在,我把帽子摘下来,请你向国徽敬礼。”士兵只得向军官行了军礼。
    这位黑人少校,就是后来成为美国历史上第一个黑人将军的本杰明·戴维斯。


    借题发挥 美国五星上将卡特利特·马歇尔(1880—1959年)在他驻地的一次酒会后,请求一位
    小姐答应让他送她回家。
    这位小姐的家就在附近不远,可是马歇尔开了一个多小时的车才把她送到家门口。
    “你来这里不很久吧?”她问,“你好像不太认识路似的。”
    “我不敢那样说,如果我对这个地方不熟悉,我怎么能够开一个多小时的车,而一次也
    没有经过你家的门口呢?”马歇尔微笑着说。
    这位小姐后来嫁给了马歇尔。


    我们都能保密 英国陆军统帅阿瑟·韦尔斯利·威灵顿(1769—1852年)曾因成功地指挥了英国对拿
    破仑的半岛战役被封为公爵,以后他又与普鲁士将军布吕歇尔在滑铁卢最终击败了拿破仑。
    他早年曾在印度服役,阿萨战役时,他负责同一名印度官员秘密谈判。这位官员急于想
    知道能割让多少土地给他们,想尽办法都不能让这位将军开口。最后这位印度人说,只要韦
    尔斯利透露给他这个消息,他愿出50万卢比酬金。
    韦尔斯利问他:“你能保密吗?”
    “当然,我能保密。”印度官员急切地答道。
    “那我也能保密。”韦尔斯利说。

    大难临头时 一次在海上旅行,威灵顿公爵乘的小船遇上了风暴,有沉没的危险。船长匆匆赶到威灵
    顿的包舱,说:“我们就要完蛋了。”
    威灵顿正想上床睡觉,便说:“那好,我就用不着脱鞋了。”
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    | following this Monday prev rose after 39, forced air atmosphere further upgrade; in the 2013 trading days, with the holidays overseas market Puzhang, opened sharply higher, almost Bikong atmosphere deduce acme, while the Shanghai composite index gained a good start, but because of the low index of the opening, the K line is green, the Shanghai composite index in the new year "good" is to be more in name than in reality too.Closes up to this Friday, the Shanghai composite index is reported at 2277.99, the week up 93.79 points, 1.97% weeks; Shen Chengzhi closed at 9097.07 points, the entire week up 79.08 points, 0.77% weeks; the gem index for the entire week the market fell 0.33%, small and medium-sized plate composite week rose only 0.07%.|

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    在最近的COMDEX展览会上,比尔.盖茨在演讲中比较了计算机工
    业和汽车工业的发展速度:

    假如GM(注:美国通用汽车公司,世界最大的汽车制造商)的技术
    能象计算机技术那样发展,我们现在应该能用25美元买到一辆一
    加仑汽油跑1000英里的汽车。

    对比尔.盖茨的讲话,GM反唇相讥:

    如果GM发展的技术象Microsoft那样,我们现在开的汽车会有以
    下特点:

    1. 你的汽车可能毫无道理地每天抛两次锚。
    2. 每次公路上重新画线,你都得买辆新车。
    3. 有时候你的车在高速公路上莫名其妙地熄火,你必需ACCEPT
    然后RESTART。
    4. 有时候你的车在左转弯时突然SHUTDOWN了,无法RESTART,你
    必需重新(REINSTALL)安装发动机。
    5. 当你买了“轿车95”或“轿车NT”后,每次车上只能坐一个
    人,然后你要给其它的人再买椅子。
    6. Macintosh牌汽车更可靠、更便宜、更快也更容易开,但是只
    能在5%的道路上行使。
    7. 油量、水温和其它警告灯将由一个“GENERAL CAR DEFAULT”
    警告灯代替。
    8. 新座椅要求大家的屁股尺寸相同。
    9. 气囊系统弹出前将询问“ARE YOU SURE”?要求你加以确认。
    10. 有时候你的汽车会锁死车门使你无法进到汽车里,你得不停
    地提门把手、拿钥匙捅、晃天线直到打开车门。
    11. GM将要求每个买车的人无论是否需要都必需同时购买一套豪
    华版的Rand McNally交通图(现在Rand McNally是GM的子公司),
    企图取消这一选项将导致汽车性能下降50%。另外,GM将为此受
    到司法部的调查。
    12. 每次GM推出新车,你都得重新学习驾驶技术,因为新车的驾
    驶和旧车完全不同。
    13. 你得按下启动(START)按钮以关闭发动机。

     

    《电脑笑话]》
    关于“软件”升级 。
    去年我的一位朋友将GirlFriend(女友)6.0版升级到了Wife(妻子)
    1.0版,发现这耗费了大量内存,几乎没有给其它应用程序留下一点
    系 统资源。现在他还注意到Wife1.0正在孕育着Child-Processes
    (孩子程序),这将消耗更多有价值的资源。显然Wife1.0是一个单
    任务、单通道、独占系统全部资源的程序。
    在产品的宣传手册和文档中并没有指出这种特别的现象,尽管其它用
    户曾经提醒他根据应用程序的自然规律这是可以预料的。不仅如此,
    Wife 1.0自动安装成在系统初始化时自动运行,以监视所有其它的应
    用程序的 运行。他发现诸如PokerNight(通宵扑克)10.3,BeerBash
    (啤酒牛饮)2.5和PubNight(午夜酒吧)7.0等等应用程序再也不能运
    行了,一选择,系统便挂起(尽管这些程序以前都工作得很好)。
    在安装时,Wife1.0自动装载了用户所不期望的Plug-Ins,例如Mother
    InLaw55.8(岳母)和BortherInLaw(内弟)Beta发行版。结果是系
    统性能日渐下降。
    他希望能在即将发行的Wife2.0版中看到如下功能:
    ——“Don't remind me again”(别再提醒我)按钮
    ——Minimise(最小化)按钮
    ——Install shield(安装保护)功能,在安装Wife2.0时可以选择随
    时Uninstall而不损失任何缓存和系统资源。
    ——在混杂(premiscuous)模式下运行网络驱动器的选择,这样可以
    使系统硬件探查功能发挥更大的作用。
    另外显然,你不能在GirlFriend1.0上安装GirlFriend2.0。你必须先
    Uninstall(反安装)GirlFriend1.0。其它用户说这是大家应该注意
    的一个永远的bug。
    因为GirlFriend的不同版本在共享I/O端口上是相互冲突的。当然如果
    你的时间片分配得合理的话,暂时也不会引起很大的不兼容性。
    更糟的是,GirlFriend1.0的Uninstall程序工作得不是很好,在系统
    中常常会留下意想不到的程序运行轨迹。
    另一个令人烦恼的问题是GirlFriend的各个版本不停地弹出有关升级
    到Wife1.0的好处的消息。

     

     

     

    《苹果的诡计》
    一次,三个苹果公司的工程师和三个微软公司的职员乘火车到另一个
    城市去开会。在火车站三个微软公司的职员每个人各买了一张火车票。
    然而他们惊奇地看到三个苹果公司的工程师一共只买了一张火车票。
    “你们三个人怎么可以只用一张火车票乘火车旅行呢?”一个微软公
    司的职员问。“你们就等着瞧吧。”苹果公司的工程师回答。
    他们都上了火车。微软的职员每个人找到自己的座位,而三个苹果的
    工程师却挤进了一个卫生间,然后从里面把门关上。火车开动没有多
    久,列车员开始收票。他走到卫生间的门口,敲了敲门,说道:“请
    拿出车票。”卫生间的门仅仅打开了一道缝,从里面伸出一只胳膊,
    手里拿着一张车票。列车员收了车票就继续到别的地方去了。
    微软的职员看了以后觉得这真是一个绝妙的主意,所以开完会后,他
    们决定也照此办理,拷贝苹果工程师的办法,在回去的路上也能省一
    些钱。他们来到火车站只买了一张回程车票。可是,令他们惊愕的是,
    苹果的工程师一张车票也没买!!!
    “你们怎么一张车票也不买就能乘火车呢?”一个迷惑不解的微软职
    员问道。
    “你们就等着瞧吧。”一个苹果的工程师回答。
    当他们上了火车,三个微软的职员挤进了一个卫生间,而三个苹果的
    工程师也挤进了附近的另一个卫生间。
    就在火车刚刚开动,一个苹果的工程师迅速离开了他所在的卫生间,
    径直来到微软职员躲藏的卫生间门外。他敲了敲门,说道:“请拿
    出车票。” ......

     

     

    《你算不算是一个网虫》
    通过以下80条自测你可以考察一下:你算不算是一个网虫
    .1. 你发现拨电话时拨了IP地址。
    .2. 你亲吻你的女朋友的主页。
    .3. 你的bookmark自上向下需要滚动15分钟。
    .4. 你的眼镜上印着一个网址。
    .5. 你发现自己经常神智错乱地去发现一些新课题。
    .6. 你拒绝到一个没有电力和电话线的地方度假。
    .7. 你终于去度假了,但是在买了一个MODEM和一个笔记本电脑之后。
    .8. 你坐在飞机旅行的一半时间花在你的笔记本电脑上......而你的孩子
    在上面的分隔间。
    .9. 你所有的梦想都被得到一个更快的网络连接速度占据
    56......ISDN......cablemodem......
    ....T1......T3。
    10. 甚至于你在晚上梦里都出现HTML。
    11. 你发现你在打(写)字时,总不知不觉在后面加上了.com。
    12. 你关上你的MODEM,就会有一种可怕的孤独感,就像刚从一次深深的恋
    爱中逃脱一样。
    13. 你把洗澡称为下载。
    14. 你开始把自己介绍成“Jim@net.au”
    15. 当你在某一个杂志或电视上看到一个www网址时,你的心跳加速了,并
    且每次出现无规律的跳
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    16. 你走出你的房间,才意识到你的父母已经搬走了,而搬走时你却一无
    所知。
    17. 当你离开房间,打开了intercom,以便新的E-mail到时能听得到。
    18. 你的妻子把一个棕色的假发放在你的显示器上,以提醒你她的存在。
    19. 你的所有朋友的名字里都有一个@。
    20. 当你看其他人的链接页时,你注意到都已变成了看过后的紫色。
    21. 你的狗有了它自己的主页。
    22. 你已经看了Yahoo里所有的链接,Lycos也看到一半了。
    23. 你不能打电话给你的母亲......她没有MODEM。
    24. 你意识到房间里没有一点儿声音,你不知道你的孩子在哪儿。
    25. 在你看来,没有什么比在十七英寸的显示器上穿着拳击短裤的男人更
    性感。
    26. 你检查你的E-mail,报告信息为:“没有新的信息。”可你还在一遍
    一遍地核查。
    27. 你一提到你的年龄就是2.X。
    28. 你为了上网占用了你孩子们的电话线,以至于他们的朋友不知如何同
    他们联系。
    29. 你的电话费帐单如雪片般飞来。
    30. 即使你下周就要死了,可你还企图把OPS保留在你喜欢的IRC频道里。
    31. 你把作业写在HTML里编码里,然后把URL给了你的老师。
    32. 你不知道你最亲近的三个好朋友的性别,因为他们都有一个中性的昵
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    33. 你给你的孩子起名为:Eudora、Mozilla和Dotcom。
    34. 你以2400波特率在人们面前发笑。
    35. 你的妻子告诉你已经两个月没有刮胡子了。
    36. 你一个礼拜错过超过五顿饭,当时你是下载最新的游戏。
    37. 在公众休息室里你开始寻找流行的HTML地址。
    38. 你早上三点种起床上厕所,在回寝室以前顺便检查了一遍E-mail。
    39. 你搬到了一个新家,在决定周围景色时,你想到了Netscap, http://www.snthunder.com/ Free shipping Sefolosha Jersey。
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    41. 你实际上试了123.elm.street这个地址。
    42. 你的女朋友又换了一个新网友,因为那个人的网络速度比你的快。
    43. 你告诉孩子们让他们不要使用电脑,因为“爸爸不得不工作”,而你
    却不去找一份工作。
    44. 你的朋友不再给你来E-mail......他们现在只通过IRC频道。
    45. 你买了一个特制的椅子,上面有内置的键盘和鼠标。
    46. 你的妻子定下了一个新规矩:“计算机不准带上床。”
    47. 你是如此地熟悉WWW,以至于你发现搜索引擎毫无用处。
    48. 你做了文身,上面说明道:“用Netscap3.0或以上版本取得最佳观赏
    效果。”
    49. 当打电话给你的ISP时,你从来不用忙于紧急情况......因为你从不挂
    断连接。
    50. 你最后的女儿是JPEG。
    51. 你把一个枕套放在你的笔记本电脑上,为了不让你的爱人看见它。
    52. 你问管道工:把计算机前的那把椅子换成带有厕所的需要多少钱。
    53. 你忘了今年是哪一年。
    54. 你开始歪头微笑。
    55. 你要求你的医生在你的大脑中植入比特字节。
    56. 你连接后打开你的MODEM发音器,因为你认为它听起来象海风......最
    完美的网上浪潮。
    57. 你开始怀疑到底你的ISP能不能每月都能提供给你200小时以上的使用
    时间。
    58. 你打开计算机,抛下了你的妻子。
    59. 你的妻子说通信比婚姻更重要......因此你买了另一台电脑,安上了
    另一条电话线,这样你们
    ....俩就可以在网上聊天了。
    60. 当你的汽车撞到山道的护栏时,你的第一反应是寻找“BACK”按钮。
    61. 你决定在大学多呆一两年,仅仅为了免费上网。
    62. 当你每一次按下“得到Mail”键......总能得到新的Mail。
    63. 你一次又一次按下,新的Mail还在来。
    64. 你的ISP考虑把你当成生意伙伴而不是一名顾客。
    65. 电脑看得越来越少了......可你不在乎。
    66. 你最后一次看表是晚上十一点半,而当你的妹妹早上七点种起床赶学
    校的班车时,你觉得只过 ....了一小会儿似的。
    67. 你建了一个如何抚平痛苦烙印的主页......但是实际目的是想收到更
    多的E-mail。
    68. 你的硬盘瘫痪了,长达两个小时无法登陆。你采取应急方法:你拿起
    电话手工拨打你的ISP电 ....话号码,你努力哼哼出各种怪声与MODEM进行通讯,居然
    成功了。
    69. 你开始觉得:假如Bill Gates是你的父亲,那么你的这个父亲就会和
    你脱离关系,仅仅是因为 ....你看了一些黄色站点。
    70. 你的猫总对你的狗的主页不寒而栗。
    71. 你的血有17%是Java。
    72. Yahoo用你自己的起始页欢迎你。
    73. 为了要命的速度,在你的房间上架起了ISDN线路。
    74. 电话公司让你帮助检测他们新的PBX系统。
    75. 你对人们如何走路感到疑惑。
    76. 在IRC里的一些人提到:不用PC,而使用叫做NTSC的无线通讯协议,就
    可以获得全部的视频图
    ....象。你很纳闷:我怎么从没听说过。
    77. 你给你的狗一块用过的主板而不是骨头。
    78. 你的最色情的梦是关于计算机色情。
    79. 你开始想你是否该用Pentium升级自己的大脑。
    80. 升级工作完成的相当好。

     

    如果微软公司生产的不是软件,而是汽车,以下的事情会让你大吃一惊,并为此头大
    不已:
    1.当他们每次重新油漆,你也不得不重新再买一辆新车;
    2.你的车会经常不知什么原因熄火,你不得不重新启动它,即使你在十字路口,而且
    你必虢邮芩?
    3.你的高档跑车DOS型只能容纳你一个人,除非你购买他们的95型或NT型,当
    然,因此你得买更多的座位;
    4.你将不断因他们更换了任意一个小零件而不断升级;
    5.新的车型价格昂贵,许多人报怨不断,最讨厌的是微软在车里装了个很老式的IE
    型收音机,而后,又不得不开1000公里以上到该公司的指定地点去领取免费的I
    E型新型收音机;
    6.微软的汽车很新潮,没有离合器、没有档位、没有......你只需一踩油门就
    可以了,当然,所有的警示灯也只有一个:“普通故障”,所以你要在出现任意问题
    时,不得不选择--“CLOSE”;
    7.微软汽车的强大对手--SUN公司生产的马力强大的摩托车,其可靠性是微软的
    2倍、速度是其的5倍,但,只能在2%的马路上行驶(是不是超速了?)同样的汽
    车公司还有苹果......
    8.有一天,我们连汽油也必需是微软牌的,否则会不兼容;
    9.大量的汽车配件生产厂商宣称,他们的产品可以安装在微软汽车上;
    10.终于有一天,一些厂商不想这样了,于是,他们说,要建造新的公路,这次要建
    造的新公路是与原来INTEL公司建造的公路完全不一样的,叫做NC,只是,建
    新路要很多钱,不过有修建过碎石路的IBM参加。

  7. BlogIcon supra chaussure 2013.03.18 22:53 신고

    매우 지원 및 이월하고 있습니다.

  8. Grand Valley State, where he won two national titles, to Central Michigan, where he won a MAC championship, to the University of Cincinnati, where he led a team to a 12-0 record, to, now, Notre Dame, where in his third season he took the once moribund Irish to the national title game, there's an obvious constant.

    Brian Kelly has always been successful. And Brian Kelly has always been a climber.

    That the NFL was on the horizon should surprise no one. Until word broke Wednesday with ESPN saying Kelly has met with the Philadelphia Eagles and there is mutual interest, the horizon still seemed off in the distance.
    Brian Kelly has reportedly interviewed with the Philadelphia Eagles. (USA Today)
    The interview, according to the NFL Network, took place Tuesday, just hours after the Irish's 42-14 BCS title game loss to Alabama, a disappointment that only slightly diminished a dream season. Kelly is now said to be out of the country for a brief vacation, an entirely separate bizarre turn. Notre Dame declined to comment on the reports.

    For Philadelphia, there is risk all over this one. Kelly doesn't have a single day of NFL experience, either as a player or a coach. At the same time there's a simple and powerful angle to sell the fan base. Kelly wins. Everywhere. And he did it at programs that either hadn't ever achieved such success, or in the case of Notre Dame, not seen it for years.



    A Philly fan base desperate for success after the slide under Andy Reid might buy into that. And while he's known as an offensive coach, a developer of talent and a fine motivator, this past season he won with defense in South Bend, a desperate need for the Eagles. Moreover, he's known as a terrific in-game manager, with solid adjustments. There's no need to bring up Reid's reputation on that.

    Still, this would be a leap of faith. Kelly played ball at little Assumption College in Massachusetts, and after a brief stint in political organization he worked his way up slowly through the college coaching ranks. His time at even the highest level of college football is limited – three years at ND and three years at UC, if you consider the Big East that.

    [Related: Manti Te'o's draft stock in doubt after tough BCS title game ]

    At 51 he would arrive as a newcomer to the league, yet lacking the reputation as an offensive savant like Oregon's Chip Kelly, whom the Eagles, among others, also pursued.

    This would be, for Philly, a gamble.

    It would be, for Brian Kelly, a stunning departure also.


    Again, only the most devout Irish fan could believe that Kelly was going to stay forever in South Bend. In truth, the national demands of the job, from recruiting to alumni responsibilities, tend to wear everyone out. Lou Holtz, the last ND coach who wasn't asked to leave, said he was so exhausted after 11 seasons he thought he was too tired to coach anymore. After a brief rest, he realized he was just too tired to coach Notre Dame, so he took the South Carolina job.

    [Related: Robert Griffin III, other NFL players likely fearful of 'Jay Cutler' treatment]

    Kelly is only in his third season, one in which the Irish arrived in national contention ahead of schedule. This would seem to be the time for Kelly to enjoy the fruits of his labor, to ride the momentum and see exactly what this program can do. He's always been pushing for the next job. Now here was a job he could dig in and see what was possible.

    No, the blowout loss to 'Bama wasn't fun, but no one thought the Irish would get to the title game this year, and no one thinks it's their last crack. The Irish, as long as Kelly was around, were back.


    The Eagles are searching for a replacement for head coach Andy Reid. (AP) He returns a star-studded team, including most of the vaunted defensive line, freshman quarterback Everett Golson and plenty of skill players. Manti Te'o has graduated, but there is plenty of young talent there.

    And more is coming. Kelly is sitting on the current No. 1 ranked recruiting class according to rivals.com, a group flush with the kind of athletes from across the country that Notre Dame knows it needs if it wants to come back and beat an Alabama some day.

    "Winning, " Kelly said earlier this year, "sure does help. "

    Yet just days after brushing aside, but not burying, interest in the NFL, he's reportedly looking at the opportunity to take on another enormous challenge, at the game's highest level.

    For Notre Dame this is a gut-punch. The Irish have suffered through nearly two decades of poor to average coaches while a perception was built that the school could never again be nationally relevant due to strict academics, location, a lack of conference affiliation and a host of other items.

    Then when Notre Dame finally gets a capable coach who quickly proves none of that is true, who restores a measure of glory and has the program primed for even more, it might lose him?

    That quickly? And to the Eagles?

    You could argue this is a classic power play to use NFL interest – real or rumored – into a lucrative contract extension. Notre Dame is the king of those sucker jobs, having once handed Charlie Weis a ten-year deal just because gossip spread that an NFL team might want to talk to him at the end of the season.


    [Yahoo! Sports Radio: Texans' Owen Daniels on rematch in New England]

    The thing is that Kelly was already going to get paid. He was already in the perfect position. He restored Notre Dame, bringing joy to one of the wealthiest alumni bases in major college football. He'd earned his raise, http://www.csnthunder.com/ Thunder Serge Ibaka road Jersey.

    No, the interest in the NFL is real. It's always been real, the ultimate spot for an upwardly mobile coach.

    Brian Kelly has always won. Brian Kelly has always climbed.

    In a nervous South Bend, with no obvious big-name, proven successor (defensive coordinator Bob Diaco? )#) standing by, everyone waits to see if the jump comes sooner, far sooner, than they ever imagined.


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그림 잘그리네요.. 능력자 인정..



  1. BlogIcon 초하(初夏) 2009.12.10 15:59 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ 어디서 낯익은 그림이라 했더니... ㅎㅎ
    꼬마낙타님 덕분에 뽐뿌님의 그림 솜씨를 또 감상하네요...

    날씨 참 우중충합니다... 즐거운 오후되시길 바랍니다~~

  2. BlogIcon Reignman 2009.12.11 08:50 신고

    ㅎㅎㅎ 정말 기발하네요.
    그림솜씨도 좋고요.
    돌고래는 가라앉겠어요. ㅋㅋㅋ

  3. BlogIcon 테리우스원 2009.12.11 16:04